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    Dave Strider takes his job very seriously. As an ice cream truck driver, it is his responsibility to give everyone the treat they deserve. While his DJ job may give him good pay, he takes ironic pride in this job.

    He will not fail.

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    Normally an evening alone on his balcony is uneventful, except this time Dave gets more than he bargained for when Rose and Kanaya start canoodling below. Listening to them fuck is hot enough, but nothing compared to when his paradox-sister-and-sometimes-lover relieves herself off of the balcony. Rose catches Dave watching, and she turns out to be happy to share her warm and wet fetish with him - or even better, happy to put herself in the middle and have some watersports fun and hot sex with both of her favorite partners at once.

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    Kanaya has a recent infatuation with a porn star that goes by the name of tentacleTherapist. The name intrigued Kanaya at first but her beauty is what got Kanaya to stick with her. She's lately become obsessed with buying every porn magazine or DVD special with her face or name on it. Kanaya's close friend Karkat introduces his boyfriend John to her. He has a friend named Rose Lalonde that looks oddly familiar.

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    Karkat is a weird kid with a weird personality and weird skin. So is Dave.

    Dave REALLY wants to be this boys friend.

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    Whoever thought of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must be sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    Every afternoon without fail, Jade Harley will sit at her computer in her room and wait for her three best friends to log on.
    Today is no exception.

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    In a land where trolls live, born with different bloodcolours and status a whole new turn will be taken. Only Highbloods of royal status are allowed to pick a partner and have the legal right to reproduce. Lowbloods are workers, Midbloods are helpers or objects and Highbloods rules the land. Three different castles with three different types of rulers share the land in three. The Peixes, The Amporas and The Makaras are the three royals and rulers. They pick what they want and get whatever they want. But soon the old traditions will be broken and a new system will be created. But how will the path look like? Filled with love, hate, blood and pain? Only one way to find out!

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    Dragonstuck. Trolls are dragons. Can shapeshift into human form. Karkat is discovered to be a mutant by Gamzee. He escapes. Set in Medieval Europe. No one knows about dragons. I'm bad at summaries. Sorry about that.

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    Meenah comes to realise how varying Paradox Space was.

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    Just gays being gays

    I mean guys

    ;)

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    After the horrorterrors emerged from the ocean 4 centuries ago, the kings and queens of the lands fear for their lives as the enemy infiltrates their territories. The King of Breath sends a letter to the closest knight and asks for help in taking care of his friend in visit, the Prince of Time. Karkat responds to the letter, and begins a journey to the Kingdom of Breath where he needs to face the challenge of taking care of the difficult Prince.

    As they all try to get familiar with one another, John receivs a letter from his sister which invites him to her kingdom.
    Little does he know the horrorterrors are dangerously approaching his castle.

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    I thought we agreed shoving each other off bridges wasn't allowed anymore.

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    “I’m just here to sex up your lusus-figure. Don’t expect bed-time stories. Or cooking.”

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    As I fall to my death eight storys up from an abandoned warehouse miles from anyone who might hear my shouts of distress, that is, if I werent so damn badass that shouting for help was beneath me, I couldnt help but dwell on where I might have gone wrong in my shitty life. Or actually how far I've fallen.

    Get it!?

    Because I was pushed from a fucking window and I'm falling to my death.

    Its funny!

    No its not its fucking lame.

    Fuck, I always thought the stairs would get me.

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    Feferi Peixes is the Heiress of the Alternian Empire, which had grown to encompass almost three quarters of the galaxy. Her ancestor and ruler, The Condesce, had decided to halt the expansion in order to consolidate her rule. The scout ships, however, discovered Earth, and some apparently mutually benefitial agreements have been conducted, which allowed Feferi, alongside the few lucky trolls, to arrive on Earth. She was excited to start, at least temporarily, a new life in a place that was not as oppressive as her homeworld was, and perhaps find a solution to achieve the same freedom that she found on Earth on Alternia.

    Perhaps the solution won't be as peaceful as Feferi would hope for, interrupted by Condesce's cruel designs.

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    Karkat is a sex worker and lives on his own. Dave is a bartender and longs to be the DJ. Their two worlds collide when a bet is made, which later turns sour and creates a problem. They don't talk for a while after that, but they start to connect during a rather vulnerable situation.

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    It's Kanaya's birthday and Rose has arranged a special gift for her.

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    elsa and anna are prisoners of darth vader and forced to give birth to nuclear weapons that threaten the entire world. meanwhile, gunilla the NEW queen of ardelia has to deal with bigfoots, long words and killing harry potter and voldemort. and theres batman. darth vader and gunilla are also pregnent, who will they give birth to???

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    A group of friends in their early 20's make the not-so-smart decision to take a nice trip to a large cabin tucked away in the mountains. Little did they all know, their harmless pranks have consequences, their actions have meaning to them, and one slip can leave you dead. What was meant to be a fun, relaxing vacation with their partners and friends goes wrong, and everyone must reconsider who can be trusted.

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    It's the year 2X38 and Karkat Vantas is a master demon hunter. He has finally caught up to rogue demon, Dave Strider. He plans to end this tonight. Dave has other plans. They live in a society that knows about the existence of Demons, dark magic and those who try to maintain order. When things start to get out of hand and a war threatens to break, they'll be both thrown into the middle of it all and Karkat will have no other choice but to take up a role he never wanted in the first place.

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    23/?
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    29
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