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    She leaned in, as though for a kiss, but inhaled and added softly, "you're going to be sick. I can smell it on your breath." I pulled my legs over the ledge, keeled over, and was.

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    Kanaya Maryam is French and a working model who likes to read between shoots. Rose Lalonde is a successful New York author who's just starting to break into the European market.

    And then there's the book signing that brings them face to face...

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    Warring kingdoms, a mysterious illness, and magical blood abilities. Humanstuck. ((Erisol in later chapters, but I'll add other pairings into the story as it progresses))
    Warning: Major character deaths in later chapters.

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    The day didn't seem different than any other, performing a prank with his best friend on hand. The idea seemed innocent enough, Karkat's reaction was hilarious and certainly would never get old, so why not use him multiple times? What John was not prepared for was how important this troll would soon become, or the downward spiral of events that would follow.

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    I like how this is one of the first things I do.
    Anyways, it's a multifandom 30 day OTP Challenge. I obviously have many OTPs. Sorry about that. This fic will also have mentions of NSFW in it, especially in Day 30 which will be less vague than usual. For now, though, I'll leave it at Teen+.

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    Karkat really is fed up with how things are going in his life. He gets tormented at school constantly, just to be hit by a dickwad of a father at home. Will his best friend Dave help him through it?

    EDIT: NEVER TO BE FINISHED

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    They all thought that they won the game once they killed Lord English, but they were dead wrong. It's been four years since it happened, and nothing seems right anymore. Karkat, Terezi, and Kanaya have been in hiding due to the bounty on them, their human friends not keeping contact with them. But all of that changes when they find out that their adventure is not over yet. [Part of a 4-part series]

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    Cute babies cuddling and talking about stuff. Rose finds out that Kanaya purrs.

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    **major trigger warning for eating disorders, please stay safe**

    Your name is Rose Lalonde and you’ll never be perfect without her help.

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    Karkat has grown tired of his roommate's multiple sex partners visiting their dorm at all hours of the day and night. Not that he has much time to worry about such things while he's trying to get close to the girl he has a crush, keep Gamzee from falling apart, and keep from failing his classes.

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    Jade Harley owns the greatest night club in 1930's Manhattan. A place of dark, perverse delights, guests delve into it's shadows and cast free their inhibitions to immerse themselves in JADES, without a doubt the greatest establishment in the city. But a dark force threatens to expose a secret that if revealed could plunge her and all her girls into poverty and despair.
    Because Jade is the only human in New York who offers the exiles, criminals and impoverished trolls that leave their homeland, a place of sanctuary.
    And she will stop at nothing to ensure their safety.

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    Rose is great at helping you sort out your feelings, but her romantic advice can’t be trusted - she’s in a relationship with Kanaya, of all people. You wonder what those two do on dates anyway. Maybe they knit ugly sweaters and dirty talk using medical terms.

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    "Ten years ago, at my mom's funeral, I met a boy. A boy who told me his parents died in a car wreck. He said his name was Dave."

    "So?"

    "Dave....Was that you?"

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    There exists a different timeline where John accepts Jade’s offer to jump through her and join Dave, Karkat, and the others on their three year journey on the meteor. Through some twist in the fabric of time, space and at least three other metaphorical abstractions, John and Karkat become boyfriend…matesprit… things and do boyfriend-matesprit stuff. Now suddenly Karkat isn’t feeling well? Both species will end up learning a few things that they may not have wanted to about Troll Biology.

    Also contains weird bullshit science, gratuitous switching of POV, weird game mechanics, teenagers totally having sex, prankster shenanigans, dumb kids being dumb, stupid portmanteau words where I try to be clever, and many other things that may or may not have to do with alien boy pregnancy. Tags specific to the chapter will be listed in beginning notes!

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    Dave can see the red strings of fate, connecting destined lovers by a knot at the little finger. Lacking one himself though, he's deemed his own chances of a love life improbable and avoids people as much as he can. Until John Egbert walks into his life, a wonderful boy with a cut string, and he's left to wonder how exactly this fated love thing works.

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    Mean Girls... Have gone not just mean, but stridingly mean. Dave Strider is the queen bee, and turns out on Wednesdays they wear red.

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    Dave Strider is shit out of luck and unable to afford his apartment. Karkat Vantas just needs a place to stay. Though the two are complete strangers, they will find that they have more in common than they ever thought possible.

     

    EVERYONE IS QUEER AS FUCK AND NO ONE IS WHITE

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    A collection of short-ish fics based on a 100 Themes challenge.

    Latest (5/9) -- Mother Nature:
    "Are you familiar with that inexplicable feeling that something is crawling on you?"

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    15/?
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    Dave and Karkat have known each other for years, but when Dave suddenly asks Karkat out, Vantas has no idea what to do. Between college, family problems, his job, and struggling with his ever-present depression, how can he possibly hope to make time for a certain cool kid?

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    After a long day of Flarping, Vriska Serket finds two small humans - creatures prized by Alternian trolls as pets. Taking care of a human is definitely a new challenge, and Vriska isn't entirely aware of what she's just signed up for. Reverse petstuck AU. Sgrub- and Sburbless.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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