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    Now that the bad guys are defeated, the new universe is completed, and the game is finally done, the main cast needs something to do with their time. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the roast of everyone's favorite spider-themed pirate sociopath!

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    Kanaya is dragged to an event called "Comic Con" to be apart of a "cosplay group". At first, she doesn't understand this Earth custom, but she soon finds things to love about Comic Con.

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    What if Homestuck, one of the most famous webcomic of all time, wasn't a webcomic? What if it was a comic book series, a 90's comic book series? This is a small fic that talks about an idea that I had in my mind for a long time and now I have decide to publish it. So now brace yourself, because you'll be transported back in the 90's in WHATPUMPKINCOMICS: THE REVIEW!

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    John is content in his normal life. He's going to college in washington for psychology, he and dave are rooming together. Dave even goes to the same school! Rose and jade are going to school in the mid west and they skype every weekend. All in all its a good life. But dave and rose have a bit of a secret.

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    Signless found you in the alleyway during an down pour. You were left alone a mewling newborn crying for anyone to find you. You were left there beside the dumpster to die. But he couldn't leave you there or give you up because it may take a village to raise a child but it'll take a trollian family, his family, to raise you right.

    Child!Reader x Vantas-Leijon Family

    (No pairing just family and domestic fluff)

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    In a world full of shit, there are two species that shouldn’t collide, stated by the Guardians of Light.

    Humans, and freaks.

    Humans are the true species that deserve to roam these lands, the top dogs and the ones who must vanish any evil from the world.

    Freaks are the non-human species who posses unique abilities and features, some look like plants others like animals but can walk in two legs (for some) and talk. They are the true evil in this world.

    Or so Dirk believed until he met a fine piece of ass.

    This whole fucking story began with Dave also being a flaming homo, Dirk trying to be a good role-model, and John and Jake just existing.

    Reader, continue =>
    *cough* true intro *cough* In the universe where the Guardians of Light protect the humans from the evils lurking in the dark, Dirk is met with a revelation that lead to a revolution. Upon attending the fight of a lifetime, Dirk, a vampire hunter, and Dave, little brother and knight, will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

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    It's Piratestuck

    VRISKA SERKET is the most feared pirate in the world

    KARKAT VANTAS just wants to catch a damn break

    TEREZI PYROPE is going to make her pay

    JOHN EGBERT wanted to avoid this life but, it appears that the world is going to screw with him again.

    and THE AUTHOR is shitty at making summaries.

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    "He helped me the entire day. And then...stopped me from doing something stupid. Took me to a bar to talk, got me drunk, we left and...he kissed me."

    Kanaya pursed her lips as she processed your infodump.

    "Did you tell him...?"

    You sigh. "Yeah."

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have a hangover and are full of confusion.

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    “Hey, what do you know about the new kid, Karkat Vantas?”
    “Karkat? He’s a pretty cool dude, really angry though. Why?” John answers back.
    “I don’t know, I want to be his friend, hopefully more… Oh, don’t look at me like that, he’s cute. Fuck that, he’s completely adorable,”
    “Gay.”
    “Thanks Egderp”
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    It's a pretty generic highschool au tbh but its basically Dave being head over heels for the new kid Karkat and they're both awkward and oblivious

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    Rose goes to Titan and fucks Kanaya there. (Eventually, I promise. WIP.)

    Near future and somewhat alternate history AU.

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    The Pyropes are a little popular, due to Redglare being Second Head Legislacerator. It's been a month since SGRUB ended. Surprisingly, they all were sent back out of the game to their normal world. Except: the humans were there. The ancestors, dancestors and descendants are once again reunited with each other, and those they lost.

    While most trolls' physical injuries were no longer there, Terezi, Latula, Kurloz, Redglare, and Tavros still had their disabilities. Partially...

    Terezi was still not blind. But she was having issues. She would have to hide out in a dark room because light hurt her eyes, and pain would suddenly strike around her right eye. It would get worse each time. She just learned to deal with it.

    But one night, maybe that pain was just too much?

    (Sorry I couldn't think of how to end this summary-)

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    50/?
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    Homestuck short fics/songfics based on songs that I have on my phone. I'll update more as time goes on. Thanks for reading!

    First chapter: EriFef
    Second chapter: Karkat Vantas
    Third chapter: Vriska and Aradia
    Fourth chapter: Damara
    Fifth chapter: AraSol
    Sixth chapter: SolFef
    Seventh chapter: Karkat Vantas
    Eighth chapter: KanTula, MiTula
    Ninth chapter: KatNep, Karezi
    Tenth chapter: RoseMary
    Eleventh chapter: Jade Harley
    Twelfth chapter: DaveKat
    Thirteenth chapter: Porrim/Roxy
    Fourteenth chapter: AraVris

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    14/?
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    Kanaya pops the question.

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    Several months after the disappointing Act 7, in the new frog universe, Rose and Roxy decide to go on the ultimate mother-daughter bonding trip - a several-week journey into a fantastical universe of magic and wonder, on a quest to meet REAL WIZARDS. As one might expect, things don't exactly go as planned, and it falls on John, Kanaya, and Dirk to bail them out. Of course, they won't be the only ones coming along.

    The game is afoot. The Homestuck crew is in a new universe, with new challenges, dangers, personal conflicts, and shipping potential. Equal parts Homesuck kids in epic fantasy adventures and continuation of many unfinished character arcs from the ending.

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    Once upon a time, some alien mobsters adopted some babies. This, for some reason, made a lot of people very angry and was generally regarded as a bad move.

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    4/?
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    Something I wrote for the 2016 Homestuck Secret Santa.

    It's that special time of year, and three couples are excited to spend it with each other. Kanaya is the greatest girlfriend ever, Cronus knows how to make Kankri blush at all the right times, and Dave won't stop endangering himself for a meme.

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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    32/?
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    In which Kanaya starts drawing strangely fitting parallels between Rose and meowbeasts and Rose unwittingly fits them all.

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    This short series is based off Clark Powell's "Symphony Impossible To Play", a full four-movement piece that's been touted as one of the best pieces of Homestuck music in its already impressive discography.

    The series serves as an epilogue post-canon. The first movement, "Overture", was used in ACT 7 to end Homestuck. The following three movements, "Sarabande", "Serenade" and "Anthem" are the inspiration and basis for this series.

    Spoilers abound for the entirety of Homestuck.

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    3/3
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    Based on a random OTP prompt. Terezi, along with Karkat, Dave, and John go to the library to do research for a group project they were assigned to. Terezi notices a girl working at the library, and finds her quite attractive, She ends up going to the library more often to see the girl, although she claims it's for other reasons.

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