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    Your name is Dave Strider, and John Egbert is almost too fucking adorable for words. His dorky-ass glasses magnify his already-large blue eyes, and his enormous buck teeth give him an innocent, childlike look. His black hair is always in bedhead form, but it suits him. He's small, and slim, and snorts when he laughs, and he's adorable. More often than not, you find yourself wanting to kiss the shit out of him.

    Not to mention that he's bringing you baked goods, for free. Shit doesn't get much cuter than that.

    ...Or maybe that's just your stomach talking; the details don't really matter to you all that much.

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    He could only apologize when he pulled her onto the fire, terrified of being alone and scared something would come bursting out of the shadows. It took a long time before he could say anything but ”Sorry, I miss you.”

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    They did it. They beat the game. But skia wasnt done messing with them. What happens when the only people they remember are their family members? Everone feels as if something is missing. Its been a week after the game and the beta kids are finally going back to school. What happens when john and jade run into dave and rose? And what happens when they remember the trolls?

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    It was hot as fuck outside. Not just “mild perspiration” hot. Not “I need to reapply deodorant” hot. Not even “throw me a goddamn towel, I’m drenched” hot. It was “fuck me, I’m going to drown in my own sweat, then someone will boil my dead carcass because I’m so fucking sunburned I could be mistaken for a lobster” hot.

    And you loved it.

    Mainly because it gave you an excuse to complain even louder than you usually did, but what does that matter when it’s fucking summertime? No cranky-ass teachers or gym locker rooms filled with the worst possible combination of pubescent hormones, truly rank gym clothes (sure, Gamzee, you totally wash those every week), and what smelled like piss mixed with cleaning products (but was probably Axe). No scrambling to remember what assignments you forgot to remember to claim that you forgot about, and certainly no teenage fucking angst.

     

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    Karkat goes to camp and eventually ends up with Terezi, mainly because I am personally offended that it seems like Karezi won't be endgame.

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    After spending a rousing night with Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam is ready to ship her off like every other girl...but there's something about Rose that makes her hesitate.

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    "A rom-com that even Dave Strider will like."

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a group of friends who all think they're straight as hell. And it would have been just dandy if they were, but they're not. They are so not straight. A beaver can drive a car in a line that's straighter than their sexual orientations. (Except for John, the obligatory heterosexual friend.)

    OR...

    "Shit, let's be an internet celebrity."

    OR...

    College is hard enough between the "finding new friends" and "figuring out what to do with your life" gigs, and falling in love with your roommate doesn't really help.

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    Karkat has fallen prey to the Condesce's Crocker corruption. He has to kill all of the survivors, and no one saw when he got caught. Unfortunately for everyone else, he's smart enough to figure out how to kill even the god tiers.

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    In which Karkat's older brother, Kankri, doesn't return from a foraging mission one morning. With Walkers roaming the streets, Karkat decides to look for him, fearing his life may be in danger. But Karkat is not as prepared as he thought to handle the post-apocalyptic world. With no weapons, no athletic ability, and no natural instincts...Let's face it, this is obviously a bad decision on his part.

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    During the early days on their perigees long journey to Earth, Karkat and Kanaya make a resolution. Inspired by TGP's SIG series!

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    Dave's can barely admit that he's in love, much less who he's in love with. That's where Kanaya comes in, to offer warm pie, a willing ear and a friendly shove in the right direction.

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    Karkat really didn't expect Rose to actually READ the trashy romance novel he'd been using to explain quadrant vacillation. He also didn't expect Rose to... really, really like it, or for them to start exchanging books and discussing them. Karkat-centric fic for Karkat day!

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    Karkat Vantas had a fairly normal life, but things take a unexpected turn and he can't handle it. He runs away and finds himself more lost and alone than ever. Well, not as alone as he thinks. (Wonderland au)

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    It's Karkat's Wriggling Day, and he's got a lot on his mind. Fortunately, there's a party going on.

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    It’s been almost two years on a boring meteor and Karkat has found himself yearning to confess his red leanings towards his fellow inhabitant.

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    Where the undead roam and the living still fight, but what will happen when some grow too attached to another? Does it it matter at all in the end? Do they have enough heart to go on without the other half of themself being torn out and ripped to shreds? Who gets together and kills the other all hangs in the balance in front of their eyes. Their fates are like cats and strings, it is going to get messed with soon enough after a period of time.

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    The game is finally won. After more than three years of struggle, the survivors of SBURB have won a new universe, and a place where they can build a better world. But the struggle is far from over, and as they work to build new lives, they must prepare as best as they can for the impossible burden that fate has given them.

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    Dirk runs a tattoo parlour and just fired his piercer, Karkat, and needs to hire a new one. To his luck, a brown haired young man with glasses comes in looking for the job.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you have just read something that made you reevaluate someone that you previously labeled as more annoying than unskippable Bounty ads on YouTube.

    You feel mildly judgmental.

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    It's the 60's and activism abounds all across the country, but Kanaya is far too focused on her schoolwork to get involved in anything political. But a chance encounter with a Women's Liberation activist is going to show her that "The Personal Is Political" is more than just a rallying slogan...

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    For being an alien from outer space,
    She was extremely warm.

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