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    In which Rose is a useless lesbian, John is a dirty ice cream stealer, and Kanaya may have forgot to take the whites out of the wash.

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    In the Camp for Atypical Children, there is no law, no order, no governing system except for the adults there. Often, there is no justice for any crimes committed by the campers there. Therefore, the Legislation was born; a club of eleven campers who work together in order to solve the several small crimes that are committed in camp.
    Little do they know, a real crime may be afoot.
    (I'm sorry, I'm really bad at descriptions.)
    (It's helpful if you know at least a little bit about each fandom.)

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    A group of kids learns to live with the weight they carry after having their childhood stolen from them.

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    Living longer than the average person may seem like a blessing, but it's more like a curse for Kanaya Maryam.

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    L and a very dead Terezi have a talk.

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    Rose is awake, Kanaya loves Extreme Cuponing.

    I started to write this at 10 pm.

    Basically it is a weird smut fic where i tried to put in shitty conversations. It is intentional. If asked I could probably re-do the thing seriously.

    Edit: Wtf is this? Well I finished the damn thing today (the day after) and WHOa what is even happening in this story? Oh well, have a nice time reading it.

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    Dave, Jade, and Karkat meet at a support group for supernatural creatures and stumble ass-backwards into dating. Turns out, cool powers don't make relationships any easier.

    (You should probably read the previous works before this one.)

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    This is a Dark Souls Davekat focused AU with lore taken from all three games with a focus on the third game as well as twists put in from the homestuck universe. Eleven Ages of Fire have come and gone, and the cycle doesn't show any signs of stopping, now in the Sixth Century of the 12th Age of Fire a Dreamer of Derse wakes for the first time since it fell to the Dark in the 8th Age of Fire, and must find his way to it's reflection, Prospit, where hope still remains to rekindle the flame. There's just one problem, the curse has taken his memories, he's about to remeet everyone from his past, but is he ready for the consequences of being a lordseeker?

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    Dave strider has a dream about his good friend karkat, kanaya finds out and karkat has a cry. I'll try and update every month or so.

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    In which Dave goes in to kill a demon for his bro, and things...don't exactly go as planned. Really, absolutely nothing goes as planned, but that's...somehow okay. Mostly.

    Please check the tags before you read. List of characters and explanation of talents is in the end notes; links for art are in the opening notes. (one day i swear i'll embed them alsdfj)

     

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    Just a little sad thing about some Rosemary.

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    Two kingdoms, both alike in dignity, in fair Skaia where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean because blood tends to stain. From forth the fatal loins of these foes, a bunch of confused shit heads ruin their own lives, whose misadventured and screwed up horse shit doth lead to love and hella sweet strife. The fearful passage of their dunkassery and the continuance of the High Blood’s rage, which, but being murdered or something, I don’t know, naught could remove, is now the traffic of your browser history- the which, if you with a slight obsession with this fandom will attend, what here shall miss, our heroes shall strive to not fuck up.

    A Medieval AU full of prophecy, magic, regicide, dark secrets, and of course the occasional new found love.

    Rating may change.

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    It appears as though the world has 'ended'. Dead people don't stay dead and when the not-quite-dead people bite you, you become one of them. This is, without a doubt, a shitty situation for most everyone.

    Unless you're an addict with the skills of an Amish and a matesprit that is all kinds of miraculous when it comes to finding literal pounds of food just laying around.

    Gamzee is that addict and Tavros is that matesprit with uncanny food finding abilities. They survive the apocalypse together.

     

    (Warning: Hella slow updates. Also, gay sex, if that wasn't already clear. If you want something to happen, hmu, I might actually do it)

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    "Kanaya," she said, sounding quite serious.

    "Yes, Rose?"

    "Touch me, damn you."

    "That sounds suspiciously like an order, and I'm afraid that every time you give one of those I delay escalating this situation by another several minutes."

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    It’s on a November day that Her Imperial Condescension releases the Lord English virus, causing a mass system failure among the carapacian androids of her own production and plunging the world into chaos. Four hundred thirteen years later, Rose Lalonde goes missing.

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    Just a ton of old fanfics I started working on and later abandoned. Not sure if I'll ever finish any of these. So far I'm gonna say no, but some might get enough interest. Lemme know if you'd like me to continue.

    Also, these are copied down directly from what I had, meaning there may be notes to "add more" or something. I'm too lazy to edit them oops

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    As it turns out, even a year and a half after the game is completed and they enter their new world, troll biology still holds a few surprises...

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    Hanahaki Disease: a fictional disease in which the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love, ending when the beloved returns their feelings (romantic love), or when the victim dies. Can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's romantic feelings for their love also disappear.

    Striders didn't have feelings. That was for girls, being weak and crying and in love. With a boy none the less, Dave could almost laugh at it. If it weren't for the bandages binding his chest and the roots wrapped around his heart. If he could speak around the flowers pushing up his throat and making him choke. If it weren't for the thorns tearing into his lungs, blood pooling. If only he hadn't ever become friends with Karkat Vantas, he might not be dying.
    People say that flowers are romantic. He wants to laugh, because he didn't want romantic, he didn't want those shitty flowers inside him.
    Because now, flowers come with a toxic form of growth, and he feels like saying something to Karkat about how wouldnt go well.
    He just wanted to get rid of these shitty feelings and shitty plants.

    Edit 9/12/18: There is the possibility this story will be expanded upon!

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    The game is over. The reward has been claimed. The players can live forever in their new universe. But what about those who aren't god tiers?

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    Eridan Ampora didn't want to be alive. He didn't want the memories of what had happened to flood back to him, but he wasn't given much of a choice. It's hard to forget when your killer is a goddess. It's even harder when she and her girlfriend seem to avoid your name like the plague.

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