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    After his Papa dies, Eridan Ampora doesn't think anything in his life could possibly go right, but some exciting news sends him back to a place he thought had been lost in nostalgia. With new possibilities underway, there is plenty of room for disaster, especially where Sollux Captor is involved.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Karkat Vantas has a lot of insecurities, and doesn't know how to handle them. With the complications of high school drama thrown into the mix, Karkat must figure out how to cope with his issues, or run the risk of driving his friends away.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. 

    Everyone on Earth C is paired up. Except for Jade Harley, who doesn't even have someone to slow dance with at Rose and Kanaya's wedding.

    That is, until an unlikely swing partner brings her out onto the floor.
    Fluffy. Rarepair. 1950s style GCATavrosprite x Jade Harley.

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    "With satisfaction, Kanaya ticked the final box on her checklist. It had been a spontaneous decision made the previous night between Rose and herself to spend a day at the critically acclaimed beach about two and a half hours from their apartment. The news that the weather forecast predicted it to be the sunniest day of the year was enough to excite Kanaya, unsurprisingly enough to her girlfriend who, often, found herself partaking in escapades that follow the woman’s quest to be soaking up the sun’s rays at any given moment."

    Plotless fluff for Femslash February!

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    Kanaya's balcony faces one Rose Lalonde's cell, as one waters her flowers the other's words allow love to bloom, but flowers have many meanings and some even warn you of danger.

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    All julia asked was a question that made him think she was crazy "have you ever had sex with a troll?" Turns out, no..... and john kinda wants to change that, and so dose julia. Here in this fanfiction we will witnesses the joy of trying to seduce, and failing at things. All beacuse of a question....

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    Rose makes a group chat.

     

    (Humanstuck AU)

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    ghostbuster: this one kid in class exploded at dave and me and called dave an insufferable prick
    ghostbuster: and dave won’t drop it
    IAmYourMotherNow: Um
    IAmYourMotherNow: Were You And Dave Lighting The Little Wooden Science Sticks On Fire With A Bunsen Burner
    ghostbuster: rose your girlfriend is psychic tell her to stop it

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    Karkat Vantas tries to live a normal life of being a paranormal creature, but of course he fails horribly when he meets a creature like him. Now after meeting Dave Strider, and other creatures for the first time in his life, there is absolutely no way he can go back to attempt anything normal. Also, he must keep a secret that could cost him his very existence if it were revealed.

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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    Dave and Karkat build a pillow fort and an unexpected chain of events occurs.

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    When you first hear the sharp knocking of knuckles against wood you believe, momentarily, that your mind has finally begun to slip.

    No human has dared enter your woods in – if memory serves – at least a century, let alone found their way as far as your door.

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    There's Demons that cause the murderer to grab a blade, but there are so few that become their own sin. A creation, a society developed in their footsteps. There's a civilization that isn't very civil. You'll learn on the journey .

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    Karkat is hanging out at Gamzees house watching rom coms when he asks him about how much he has changed and why. At first he can't answer, but after a few moments he decides to go ahead and tell him everything.

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    Part One is comprised of the events leading up to Vriska's disfigurement, and Part Two is the actual events of Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of Phantom of the Opera... with a couple twists.

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    Karkat reaches out to a forsaken friend while the rest of the crew struggles to solve, once and for all, their personal crises and the mysteries of ancient Beforus.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Gamzee just watched him as he mumbled sweet apologies, smiling softly and being really relieved to have him home.

     

    (AKA "Tavros, just go to fucking sleep.")

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