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    Hamilton songs. Homestuck fanfiction. Sad stuff, happy stuff.

    TW for blood, gore, death. Et cetera. Tags added as it goes.

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    4/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    26/?
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    "It th'tarted a long time ago when my dad th'tarted th'moking . . ."
    She runs a Ghost Hunting squad filled with those you can see, believe, or hear the spirits of the dead. It's when someone very close to Aradia Mesha Megido is diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and only has a few months to live that she sets her mind on going out on finding ways to communicate with them in the afterlife.

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    There once lived 4 neighboring kingdoms. The Heart, Diamond, Club, and Spade Kingdoms lived together in peace until the Spade Kingdom suddenly declared war on every kingdom. The king desires to obtain the Sacred Jewels of each kingdom for his queen. The three kingdoms sought the help of the Troll's Kingdom. Along the way, relationships develop, powers are discovered, and bonds are created. Will the Spade Kingdom get what they want or will the Trolls and humans stop them? Read to find out.

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    8/?
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    Rose wakes up one morning on earth C and her wife is nowhere to be found.
    Kanaya has locked herself in the bathroom because something strange and a little scary has happened, she shed her horns.

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    Que faire quand votre petite-amie slash loup-garou se met à agir bizarrement après avoir été mordue par une créature étrange ? Dave Strider n'a malheureusement pas la réponse, mais il va devoir la trouver. Et vite.

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    Real Men Wear Tights AU

    Dave is mute and his best friend is missing. And if you don't think that's bad, his brothers are jerks and one of them can guess what he's thinking. So, the youngest, palest Strider goes out to the middle of the ocean to find his friend with his brother, a half dog, and his brother's... something.

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    7/?
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    26
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    7
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    Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA, and you're a WORLD FAMOUS CELEBRITY. You're known for your SICK BEATS and MIRACULOUS VOICE. Your DAD is a weird looking man always insisting on you calling him GOATDAD, making you wonder HOW IN HELL you were actually raised. You like to occupy yourself with BAKING, CIRCUS ARTS and WALL PAINTINGS. A few months ago you went through HELL because of a STALKER, and this has rendered your life into a CATCH 22 OF DEPRESSION AND DRUG ABUSE. The VOICE will not go away, and you have found THE MOTHERFUCKING SOLUTION.

    You are about to END your problems.

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    For the last two years, Dave and Rose have been living together, and it has been working out quite well. That is, until Dave killed her cat and she brought it back to life using the powers of a demon. And then she has a terrible idea and the rest of her friends have to deal with the consequences.

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    13/?
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    23
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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

    Updates (most) Thursdays

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    16/?
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    In which Rose Lalonde runs a highly successful occult blog, wherein she talks about life, friendship, family, summoning the dark forces to do your bidding, romance, and other Typical Teenage Things.

    And in which Kanaya Maryam moves into the house next door, runs a mildly popular photojournaling fashion/cosplay blog, and, unbeknownst to Rose, is one of her most avid readers.

    And in which a summer courtship is performed through a series of message-board shenanigans, misunderstandings, daydreaming, awkward romantic overtures, indirect love letters, and one (1) séance.

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    Chapters:
    16/16
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    34
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    Kanaya, because she's a saint, makes you a list.

    The list is entitled "A Ten Step Plan For Wooing Karkat Vantas" and features a multitude of illustrations in purple pen.

    "So we're doing this," you say. Your mouth threatens to twitch into something dangerously smile-shaped.

    "Yes," says Kanaya. "We are making this happen."

    "Hell yes."

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    48
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    "Everyone here is ready to go
    It's been a hard year, and I only know
    From down this low
    It's only up, up we go"
    -Lights, [s]

    Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider have only one more year of high school, while their older siblings, Dirk and Roxy, are just beginning college.
    A failed relationship, several mental declines, and a few months later...

    And our story begins a little before Christmas time, when a seemingly run-of-the-mill party sets into motion a series of unexpected events, both good and bad.

    In other words, a coming-of-age story about falling down and falling in love.

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    10,613
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    13
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    27
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    1
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    A series of shitty edits of panels from yaoi manga, originally posted to tumblr in 2015.

    All images used were found at either yaoihands.tumblr.com or wtfyaoianatomy.tumblr.com.

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    Yellow Diamond decides it's high time to begin investigating a former potential colony after receiving reports of radio signals coming from the planet's surface.
    Meanwhile, Steven discovers a colorful chat client, and makes a new friend!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    we d0n't kn0w what's g0ing 0n. a few days ag0, they t00k us t0 this strange place. n0w they want us t0 fight each 0ther. t0 kill each 0ther! we're friends. we can't d0 that. s0 we're g0ing t0 sh0w them: they have n0 p0wer 0ver us.

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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    41,120
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    29
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    Karkat reaches out to a forsaken friend while the rest of the crew struggles to solve, once and for all, their personal crises and the mysteries of ancient Beforus.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    English
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    29,796
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    1270
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    1029
    Bookmarks:
    147
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    14734

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