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    Basically this is going to be a super long fic about the beta kids and trolls at Hogwarts. Yes, it is going to cover all seven years of their wizarding education. Boring stuff will be skipped, though.

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    12/?
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    Eridan Ampora. A post-break up twenty two year old college student that's living off of the fact that his father is insanely wealthy. Also he has cancer and three years to live. But hell if he's about to die alone. If he's got to die, he's going down shooting and swinging. But more importantly, alive.

    Kankri Vantas. A twenty three year old book store clerk that is well on his way to being that one lonely guy down the street that just sits inside with his cats, wondering why his imaginary kids never call. (But most importantly, he runs a blog.)

    And lastly, Karkat Vantas. Just a guy who loves romcoms, and hates the fact that his best friend is living one. With his older brother.

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    Dave is part of a group of demon hunters working on keeping Prospit safe from Derse. John is a recently expired ghost with no memory of how he died. It seems like John will be another helpful addition to the group, up until a rather powerful demon starts to show interest in him. Just what makes him so special? And why exactly do demons keep referring to him as 'heir'?

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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically. None moreso than that of her boyfriend, Sollux Captor.

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    12/?
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    A collection of unrelated Homestuck one-shots, inspired by everything.

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    61/?
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    79
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    4
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    You hide in your block. Not wanting to make contact with anyone. It isn't what you're in the mood for. No, you just wanted someone- anyone- to push you against the wall, kiss you roughly, and- wait. Following that train of thought is probably a bad idea, and it'll bite you in the ass. Or- and just make you feel more miserable.

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    6/?
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    Once in a blue moon a client said thank you.

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    10
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    2
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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    15/?
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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    Chapters:
    8/30
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    22
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    A tour through the city of Alterus, through the eyes of one of it's most Pur-ious residents.

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    11/?
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    Karkat's 'bundle of joy' sparks a whole slew of emotional conflict among his group of friends, making some of them confront their own problems. Now having to deal with even more emotional baggage and going through the miracles of life Karkat feels like he stepped right into a Soap Opera, or what like to call SoapOperastuck.

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    2/?
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    1
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    4/?
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    7
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    26
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    His face changes from confusion, to shock and then outright terror.

    He absconds.

    You wait until he’s gone completely before you move. You’re pretty shocked too, though you don’t show it at all. Your face is carefully blank. Inside you’re screaming.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching observing her for years.

    ~This updates almost weekly~

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    3/?
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    3
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    Right in the middle of her annual migration, Rose is interrupted by a pair of oddly colored swimmy-people with dim clothes and bright protrusions.

    ((UPDATE ON CHAPTER 3 - COMING SOON))

    -Inspired by Mertailor(tm)’s mermaid fin designs, Tortugastuck, and petstuck au’s (mainly Unwanted Free Ugly Troll)-

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    4/?
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    20
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    John and karkat have been 'Best Bros' (as John calls it) since 6th grade. They are now entering their second year of high school. They are hella nervous. But, neither John nor Karkat is worried because they have each other. They know everything about the other. At least...that's what john thought. Sadstuck, romantic and sexual tension, and drama ensue. With some comedy to balance it out.

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    3/?
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    Guardian angels are given three chances before they are a lost cause to Heaven. Once they've taken two chances, they're kicked out of Heaven and have to live out their third chance on Earth. If they can save one-hundred souls, they are redeemed and allowed back into the gates of Heaven. Problem is, there's nothing tempting in Heaven, so almost every angel turns into a demon once they land on Earth.

    Karkat Vantas is well on his way to demonhood if he can't get on with saving the souls of the lost. Luckily for him, he's teamed up with one John Egbert, who is very good at this sort of thing.

    Or "In Which Karkat is a Fallen Angel, John is Forced to Marry Him, They Go Around Saving People So Karkat Doesn't Go to Hell And Fall in Love in The Process"

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    8
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    "If I only could make a deal with God and get him to swap our places."

    Welcome to Alternia. The hemospectrum is well in effect in this large city. If you are human, you are to be processed at the Human Center. If you're adopted your fate lies with your troll owner. If you are not, be prepared to be subjected to heavy scientific testing which has a death rate of 98%. Humans are the lowest level of social status. You are lucky to be considered a pet. If you somehow manage to escape, you are considered a stray. If caught, you will be euthanized. Your tracker is to be present under your skin at all times. There is no rebellion, ignore what you've heard. Know your place.

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    11,859
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    260

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