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    In which Kanaya draws Rose like one of her French girls, the author abuses that joke like a dead horse, Dave and Kanaya are best pals, and Karkat is the most bitter MFA in the history of studio art.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
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    8 Different Homestuck Pairings and How They Said I Love You
    Inspired by McKinley's Poem, 8 Ways To Say I Love You
    I'll update tags as I upload new chapters

    Language:
    English
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    10,249
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
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    155
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    Passing time on the Meteor, Dave see's something disturbing, bothers Karkat, weird sexual tension abounds.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    Language:
    English
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    31,740
    Chapters:
    12/30
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    527
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    A story following 30 students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

    Language:
    English
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    731
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    7
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    The game gave them a world, and it was beautiful, and vast, and green, and sprawling. The water was clear and cold and the weather was fair, and the sun was gentle. There weren't eviscerbeasts or empires, or evil dogs of aggressive sapience, or temperamental bean mascots, or any other horrible thing. There wasn't anything else, either. Karkat guesses that would be up to them, and he's right.

    One night, Kanaya approaches him with the problem of populate equilibrium. An unexpected solution arises.

    Language:
    English
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    52,897
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2998
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    A tour through the city of Alterus, through the eyes of one of it's most Pur-ious residents.

    Language:
    English
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    41,510
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    482
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    John Egbert is just an average kid who constantly moves around due to his father being an important figure in the Army. It's when he moves to Japan and comes face to face with the notorious F5 that his world becomes a roller coaster.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,265
    Chapters:
    15/40
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2343
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    31,092
    Chapters:
    19/35
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    896
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    Nobody likes Wednesdays, nothing ever happens on Wednesdays, nothing is SUPPOSED to happen on Wednesdays.

    Dave/Karkat zombie Apocalypse au.

    Language:
    English
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    3,318
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    Basically, Dave is in love with John, John's feelings are mutual, but things get complicated. It's a weird rollercoaster of events and emotion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,452
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    80
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    Notorious gang leader, Meenah Pexies, is at the top of her game with the big dogs. Sure, the Feds had been up her ass a lil bit, but she had nothing to worry about. Karkat Vantas is a moody Federal agent assigned to take down the infamous gang, who go by the name of "The HighBloods". Nothing can go wrong right? Even if that stupid shorty is kinda cute, and that dangerous blood thirsty woman gives you butterflies for some reason.

    (inspired by an amazing roleplay)

    Language:
    English
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    7,840
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    394
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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

    Language:
    English
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    200,916
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2256
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    Basically this is going to be a super long fic about the beta kids and trolls at Hogwarts. Yes, it is going to cover all seven years of their wizarding education. Boring stuff will be skipped, though.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,111
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    272
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    Really bad at summaries, but everyone seems to keep chanting "Negative people live negative lives!" as if they aren't by doing that being negative against the person they're directed to?
    Anyway, Red Gay (who we will call Dave Strider for less confusement) is the schools darling, every girl wants him, every boy wants to hang with him in hopes of meeting some of the girls who want him, some other boys want him.
    One of said 'other boys' is the new kid (who happens to have, in record time of one week, made himself the new nerd/punchbag/nicknamed poor soul of the school.) is John Egbert. Or John Egfart. Or John Eggbutts. Or Egdork. Or Egdumb. Yeah that really made the nicknamed alas worth something.

    ((long story short, blue gay has to move from his original home to a different place (Houston i guess) and finds himself feeling very under the weather (wink wink windy weather). Blue gay meets Red gay when he asks for a pencil (original right) in the most husky and sly hoarse voice that literally made him drop the pen he was holding out for the other colorful gay.
    Red gay cannot stop thinking of him. He definitely falls for him. Real hard. Needless to say, he kept that pencil.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,490
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    217
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
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    32,961
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    997
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    Kanaya and Rose are both still virgins. But one night when Kanaya's wish to satisfy Rose's needs goes awry, she winds up being Rose's sex toy.

    Language:
    English
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    784
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    222
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    The world's ending, and a couple of kids lord it over small town America.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,078
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1081
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Sgrub - complete
    Act 2: Sburb - in-progress

    Series
    • Part 1 of C&V
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,069
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    282
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    5573
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    Karkat Vantas is a sufferer of cancer. Everyone Karkat knows seems to either be a survivor of cancer, or in some sort of romantic relationship. Yes, even his trigger-happy older brother, Kankri, has a 'gf'. But when him and a boy named John Egbert are thrown together, and despite opinions, and despite everything, they fall in love. But what could come from a love with one party having terminal cancer?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,042
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    98

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