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    Dirk runs a tattoo parlour and just fired his piercer, Karkat, and needs to hire a new one. To his luck, a brown haired young man with glasses comes in looking for the job.

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    Karkat doesn't die, and he doesn't go to the "after life" with the rest of his friends like he is supposed to.

    Instead he has a completely intact if painful body, and is in the middle of f***ing nowhere.

    He then does some stupid things and loses his entire self, but, who says he may not come to appreciate the new him? The tale, the adventure.

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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    And so it was the day that Karkat Vantas was set to die.

    At exactly 11:45 this night Karkat Vantas will simply stop breathing.

    His death will be peaceful, and covered in baloney.

     

    And it will only be the beginning.

    Because this tiny, old, baloney-covered man has a very long journey to take.

    And a very special man to find.

    Character study of the life of Karkat Vantas. Deals with tragedy, love, grief and forgiveness as Karkat travels through the spirit world looking for John. To find John he has to cross over, and to do that he has to forgive the people that hurt him when he was alive.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't think you've ever been more down in your life.

    Because of your dads baking industry kicking off unbelievably well he decided to take you from the lovely suburbs of Washington to the bustling city of LA.

    Granted your dad being the loving caring father he is sent you to a pretty small private school, but that just meant more people knew eachother and for longer times and let's just say not everyone was in favor of the new kid showing up.

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    It's been five years since the end of the game. Everything's going fucking splendid, minus the few hitches in the production of the second Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff movie. Everything feels normal.

    Then, a dead Dave signals what could easily be the end of the world.

     

    Or:

    Everything gets fucked really quickly and the kids, now in their mid twenties, have to play another game. Gross.

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    These were all requests on my tumblr that I've grown fond of. Mostly DirkJake, but other pairings as well!

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    The meteor crew post-retcon engage in a very high profile game of Truth or Dare, one they collectively promise to never speak of again thereafter.

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    John is a hairdresser, he had a regular customer that comes in every Tuesday at three. His name is Strider, he has incredibly soft blond hair and is very mysterious. Where did he even come from and why pick John?

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    John Egbert and Dave Strider are two gems that are powerful beyond knowledge, but they both were craving affection, not the kind given by strangers but simply... love, but what would happen if the two were put on the same team? things would perhaps... collide?

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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

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    Basically everyone works at Disney and no one dies.

    Dave Strider is a twenty-something year old living in Orlando and working at Disney. The "Happiest Place on Earth" is pretty boring, until one John Egbert makes work a hell of a lot more exciting.

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    "They fell like angels, blazing in their beauty and rebellious hearts. Lighting the sky in shades of hope. But then the light died. It streaked it's way into nothingness. And the beauty died too."
    Where Dave Strider is the only one left, and the guilt is unending.

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    It is an uneventful evening, and Rose is sitting in front of the fire when Vriska Serket comes crashing into her life. Quite literally, through her window. One minute Rose is curled up on the chaise longue, absorbed in her copy of Tentacular Monstrosities: the Denizens of the Deep, the next there's a troll with a mass of hair smashing through the glass.

     

    An AU based very, very loosely on Pirates of the Caribbean.

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    A story following the various students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

    High School AU/fic based upon "Battlestuck" written by blinkocracy.

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    14/?
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    Your name is Terezi Pyrope.

    /No, it's Teresa Palos./

    You are a troll.

    /You are a human girl./

    You are six sweeps old, and have a fine sense of justice.

    /You are thirteen years old, and how do you have the slightest idea of what justice is?/

    You live on the wonderful planet of Alternia.

    /You're in a ward at the asylum./

    Teresa Palos (preferring to be called Terezi Pyrope) is a thirteen-year-old girl in a mental asylum centered around younger patients such as herself and her friends, Vicky Seremet (Vriska Serket) and Kieran Vantas (Karkat Vantas.)

    You and a couple of other friends enjoy LARPing a game you have made up, one where you are trolls on a different planet, a nice change from the same white walls you face every day. The game soon seems to become reality, and violence breaks out. The game seems to be taking over you, and you can't tell what's real or what's fake anymore. You have become one with the game.

    You're convinced there is an evil lurking within your group of role players, and you trust your best friend, Vicky, your fellow Scourge Sister, to help you find it. Something tells you that whatever it is, it isn't pretty.

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    That asshole broke your computer. He broke your last physical memory of her. He's the reason you feel like you lost her all over again, and why your heart has to start healing all over again. You want nothing to do with him.

    In wich Karkat is an asshole and causes Sollux's mom's laptop to break, causing Sollux to go into a downward spiral. Neither want anything to do with the other, but of course both of them have the shittiest of luck.

    Second Person, main ship/focus is on Solkat.

    Off Hiatus- Hoping to Update Regularly on Sundays Again

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    5/?
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