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    John follows his best friend Dave out in to the woods, looking for items for Dave's collection. After their flashlight dies, they get separated, and something finds John before Dave does.
    The Strider family knows how to help.

    {Demonstuck/paranormal au}
    {Rated for graphic depictions of attack and a corpse.}
    {Happy Halloween!}

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    1/?
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    Your name is John Egbert. And you may be in love with a Seer.

    This would normally be fine, except that you don't quite know how to tell her.

    And that's probably the least of your concerns.

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    Turning sixteen was supposed to be simple for John. He would dream of his soulmate (probably Vriska) and then he would be happy with her. He didn't count on dreaming of a boy who was who-knows-where. He didn't count on the political shift the country would be going through. He definitely didn't count on worrying whether or not his dad would come home alive. And when your soulmate is hurting himself but you have no way to reach him?

    God damn it! Since when was turning sixteen so complicated?!

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    Chapters:
    8/11
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    18
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    54
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    9
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    440
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    We sat on the edge of worlds for a while.

    That is an undeniable fact, one on which our whole existence has been built around, one that engulfed ourselves in playing with the concepts of existence like a child might play with deconstructing an old computer or radio. Except with those concept we played ourselves, our homes and our sanity.
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    Rose decides to open a post-game Journal, in which she reflects upon the nature of what they lived and what they are tasked to do, all the while compiling reports of their lives in the early aftermath of a universe creation.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    41
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    67
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    14
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    1130
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    Vampires and a lot of other mythological creatures emerge in this fanfic and so does a lot of other shenanigans.

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    2,218
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    So, these are just drabbles based on homestuck sexcannons, sometimes sad canons, prompts presented by myself or submitted to me by others on my blog, and misc. artwork. There is no storyline and nothing is related to anything else. I also don't really proofread these (I mostly do them at night as a way to relax), but there shouldn't be a huge amount of typos or anything. The titles of each chapter will let you know which couple is featured in that drabble and the chapter summary will contain tags for what that drabble contains.

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    Chapters:
    82/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    13278
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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for someone very special. Currently a Work in Progress, I'm updating it as I write.

    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    There's a lot of kinks listed, and already a few scenes that can be quite extreme for most people's tastes. If there's something you don't enjoy, don't worry, Notes at the beginning of each chapter with a sex scene list what Kinks will go down, so if you don't like them, you can just skip to another one.

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    Chapters:
    58/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    12362
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    What if Homestuck, one of the most famous webcomic of all time, wasn't a webcomic? What if it was a comic book series, a 90's comic book series? This is a small fic that talks about an idea that I had in my mind for a long time and now I have decide to publish it. So now brace yourself, because you'll be transported back in the 90's in WHATPUMPKINCOMICS: THE REVIEW!

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    8
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    108
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    Your name is John Egbert, and while people would say you were essentially a god, you don’t think there’s anything good about you.
    Besides, what kind of god can’t speak?

    Your name is Dave Strider, and what you do is much more delicate than what people dream up in fantasy.
    Besides, no matter how powerful you get, it won't bring him back.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and Light is always darker than it seems, and Void always lighter.
    Besides, you're the master of contradictions.

    Your name is Jade Harley, and you aren't sure what you do is technically legal, but you don't care.
    Besides, since when have you cared about legality?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    51
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    1
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    403
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    The game has ended and the new world has been made. Shenanigans ensue

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    30/38
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    2
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Kanaya has a recent infatuation with a porn star that goes by the name of tentacleTherapist. The name intrigued Kanaya at first but her beauty is what got Kanaya to stick with her. She's lately become obsessed with buying every porn magazine or DVD special with her face or name on it. Kanaya's close friend Karkat introduces his boyfriend John to her. He has a friend named Rose Lalonde that looks oddly familiar.

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    3/?
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    12
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    2
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    The Kaiju - or Horrorterrors, as the trolls call them - first invaded Earth through a transdimensional rift at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Serving the Condesce in her quest to add Earth to the Alternian Empire, these monsters have terrorized humanity for twelve years. With the help of rebel troll factions and the adaptation of Alternian mind integration technology - The Drift - the Interspecies Defense Program has fought back as the last line of defense between the Kaiju and Earth.

    Karkat Vantas was a Jaeger pilot, fought for freedom in the Assault on the Breach that brought trolls to Earth. The loss of his co-pilot left him bitter and full of rage, but desperate times have lead to him being recruited to join the fray once more.

    Dave Strider is the best and brightest the Interspec program has to offer. Jaeger Restoration Project Head, highest simulation score on record, and younger brother of the Deputy Marshal - except he's not allowed in a Jaeger.

    Nobody expects them to be Drift Compatible.

     

    If I lose everything in the fire, I'm sending all my love to you...

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    Chapters:
    6/24
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    136
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Many years have passed since the events of Homestuck have occurred. The legacy of the Trolls live on through their descendants and the game is no where to be seen. Even without the dangers of the games the Decedents are still in grave danger. A power struggle to rule of the Alternian Solar System is about to begin. There are those who desire power, those who desire revenge and ancient evils that predate the game itself. All of these factors will leak through time itself effecting the descendants, Alpha Trolls, Beta Trolls, Ancestors, Pre Scratch Ancestors and every troll that ever existed.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    11
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    14
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    252
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    Karkat is a weird kid with a weird personality and weird skin. So is Dave.

    Dave REALLY wants to be this boys friend.

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    2,099
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    219
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    52,653
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    245
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    49
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    4477
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    Whoever thought of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must be sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    3,447
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    22,848
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2380
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    Every afternoon without fail, Jade Harley will sit at her computer in her room and wait for her three best friends to log on.
    Today is no exception.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    16
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    103
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    After making a bet with Strider, Karkat makes it his mission to figure out what quadrant they're in. They do find out, eventually - in very fun ways.

    Explicit warnings will be on chapters with explicit content.

    Current update schedule: Updates every Saturday before midnight!

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    Words:
    40,545
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    473
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    5728
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    A series of vignettes concerning the evolution of the relationship between Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider.

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    6,258
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    388

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