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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! These mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr.

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    14/?
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    7
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    A Homestuck AU in the Soul Eater universe, characters from both are included, the trolls are still trolls, WIP.

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    4/?
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    12
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    2
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You honestly didn’t mean to come out of a McDonald’s bathroom with a broken nose and had given out your personal number, but hey you gotta live a little.

     

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    English
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    3,997
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    3/?
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    9
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    40
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    2
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    392
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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    English
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    275,387
    Chapters:
    51/?
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    46
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    89
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    13
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    3209
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    573
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    620
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    142
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    31610
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have to pinch yourself to make sure Dave actually did just ask you to be his fake boyfriend.

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    3,032
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    313
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    A series of sonnets about Rose and Kanaya's relationship. Because I like writing sonnets and I like writing Rose/Kanaya.

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    English
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    789
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    1
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    309
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    Dave's first movie is premiering in New York, Dave and Bro both bought rings, lots of fluff and presumably some smut at some point

    Series
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    English
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    3,545
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    4
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    26
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    English
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    53,210
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    46
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

    Language:
    English
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    118,428
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    122
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    90
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    21
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    1432
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    You wake to find fingers digging into your sides with bruising intensity, your godly raiment soaked through with a sprawling sunburst of blood, and your paradoxical motherdaughter muttering mingled pleas and furious invective into your ear.

     

    Rose grieves, and falls, and rises again. The only way to forge a blade is in fire.

    Language:
    English
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    1,571
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    39
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    7
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    260
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    A strange poem that popped into my head.

    Trigger warning: strange words, no specific ship, blood bashing, character bashing, romance, freeform.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    296
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    11
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    4
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    47
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically.

    Language:
    English
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    25,639
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    428
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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    English
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    11,702
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    22
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    14
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    1
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    Where in the meteorstuck crew is living proof that messing with unknown technology while drunk is a very bad idea.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    415
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

    Language:
    English
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    4,260
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    38
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    7
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    569
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    Dave strider lives in a world where, when people find their soulmate, their world lights up around them. Colour begins to appear in a world that was once dull, everything becomes brighter, more vibrant, everything around you changes from how you once knew it.

    But none of this matters to him, it's not like he can see anything anyway.

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    English
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    4,548
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    55
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    8
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    410
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    "Have a great summer. Maybe you could visit me up here in Washington sometime :B"

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    540
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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and there is nothing left for you.

    Language:
    English
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    747
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    1
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    102
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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,861
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    780

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