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    “I want you to teach me,” he says, and for a split second there you thought he said ‘kiss me,’ and your brain was transported to a whole other planet, Land of Heat and Cockwork to be specific, until he re-iterates. “I want you to teach me… to cook.”

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    4/5
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    Каркат Вантас - замкнутый старшеклассник, который видит призраков. Миинна Пейшес - исключенная старшеклассница, которую сбил поезд. Они встречаются.

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    8/?
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    Inspired by the game Coma.

    John wakes up, to find his life has changed, he lives in a large dull house in the middle of an expansive countryside. Join him in his quest to save his sister amidst the unsettling muteness of his new dreamlike life. An escape from reality wherein other monsters may lie.

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    3/?
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    TG: you know how johnny boy is
    TG: cheesy wedding gags out the wazoo
    TG: next thing u no dirks right with him pretending to take him srsly and jade and dave have a bouncy castle rented for the ceremony
    CG: FUCK
    TG: what u know im right
    CG: I KNOW
    CG: THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO FORM AN ALLIANCE.
    TG: what
    TG: srsly
    CG: YEAH SERIOUSLY. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ROSE'S FLOWERY BULLSHIT TENDENCIES AND CROCKER'S POTENTIAL PRANKS ALONE?
    TG: ...
    TG: shit

    Jade and Dave are getting married, and it's up to Roxy and Karkat to save them from their bridal party.

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    7/?
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    32
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    37
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    4
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    600
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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    1/?
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    2
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    GEMINI: It's fine to scream at all the strange faces in the mirror. But they're just observing. They mean you little harm. (x)

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    6/8
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    22
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    22
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    1
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    ((This was in a group chat hosted by Terezi. I chopped it down to where me and Morivan(.tumblr.com) start interacting the most. Context? It was a fighting kind of thing hosted by Terezi and Gamzee. Kanaya and Sollux were fighting, Gamzee was being a general fool. Kanaya and Rose have sloppy make outs.))

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    1/1
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    3
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    You’re sixteen, maybe, you have a boyfriend, sometimes, when the whole curse thing isn’t an issue; you have a summer job in the loosest definitions of the words “summer” and “job” and you hang out with your friends when you get time off from fighting monsters. That’s sounds normal enough to you, right?

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    1/?
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    13
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    A humanstuck AU in which we view the life of Vriska Serket who develops a crush on Varsity Volleyball player Feferi Peixes. Before she can even decide to go out with her, Vriska seems to undergo a lot difficulties blocking her goal.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    2
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    18
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    2
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    472
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    Rose goes grimdark, and chaos ensues. How will she (and her friends) fix the problem?

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    3/?
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    5
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    6
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    1
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    It was in that moment that Kanaya Maryam realized how easy it was to put a dent in her world, to crack it so deeply that she couldn’t glue it back together again.

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    5/?
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    17
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    2
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    You want to let him go. You want him to be happy. But- you also want to be happy. What will you do?

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    9/?
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    14
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    96
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    18
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    It's a davekat, neighbor au. I'm working on making this long and developmental. I'm talkin the daily lives of Dave and Karkat living next to each other as they discover their feelings. This baby is gonna have holiday chapters. Can I get a holla? It is 2:17 in the morning and I will regret and edit this summary later!

    *Edit* I have decided to keep this summary as it perfectly sums everything up.

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    20/20
    Comments:
    97
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    The soft click of the clock was really the only thing Vriska could pay attention to. The voice of the teacher was blocked out by her own thoughts as she waited for the final minutes of class, the final minutes of the school day.
    She just wanted to go home.
    Who knew being a exchange student from Mexico would be so, infuriating?
    Well, at least she had her sister to look forward to talking with…….
    Right?

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    2/?
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    2
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    10
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    1
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    A number of problems can develop in life when you live on an island where centaurs, pirates and dragons are the norm. Karkat Vantas will no longer stand for the plight of the lower classes; he, along with the leaders of three other realms, John Egbert, Dirk Strider and Feferi Pixies, come together to plunder all tyrants, pirates and general dickheads.

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    1/12
    Comments:
    5
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    19
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    2
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    “Fine, fine,” you acquiesce under Rose’s death glare and unspoken promises of bodily (and emotional) harm. “I’ll go find the little fuckass, but can you at least tell me why I need to find him?”
    “No,” Rose says, leaning back, “I’m afraid I can’t.”
    “Why not?” you whine.
    “Because if I did, you wouldn’t go find him,” she finishes as dark and cryptic as ever.

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    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    51
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    6
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    650
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    Monsters, demons, dragons, sorceress, aliens and other dark and mythical creatures are taken down and dominated by the people of light and goodness. Dirk, a vampire hunter, goes off to see a match between two of the greatest and strongest creatures, along with his younger brother, Dave. But what happens when you see the demon, Lord English, true form? What happens when your younger bro has fallen head over heels for the great rulers husband, The Heir of Air? The Striders will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

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    3/?
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    6
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    10
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    1
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    687,701
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    291
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    353
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    91
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    17366
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

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    51/?
    Comments:
    5
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    36
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    2
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    Narrative casualty insists that there is no such thing as coincidence. Parallels make up the foundation for future exploits and it always turns out that there's a reason behind the most unassuming of things. Some stories are never meant to be repeated except in hushed whispers in the dark and others are never meant to be repeated at all, secreted away in faded ink on rotting paper in a memory of a drawer in a memory of a room in a memory of a world long-gone.

    In other words, who were the Beforus Ancestors?

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    15,119
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    89
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    892

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