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    John is the Heir of Breath. John also has Ondine's Curse- a conditions that means he has to think about every breath he takes without help. It also means that he's been hooked up to a breathing machine since he was born- he's never left his hospital room. But when he finds SBurb, everything changes.

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    The year is 1853 and peace between supernaturals and humans has remained unbroken for well over a decade. All is calm and quiet in a peaceful little floating town and there is nothing that the great guardian cannot protect.....

    Until the day that all light disappears from the morning and the town falls into a state of eternal night. No one is quite sure as to why and all they know is that these little imp like creatures are wreaking havoc with every chance they get, and former enemies know that this is a part of something much much bigger...but what?

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    12/?
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Sgrub - complete
    Act 2: Sburb - in-progress

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    26/?
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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    20/30
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    40
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    10
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    A tour through the city of Alterus, through the eyes of one of it's most Pur-ious residents.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    6
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    21
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    3
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    660
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    A story told in three parts of two extraordinary women, unbearable hardship, and the improbability of love as ceaseless and enduring as the tick of time.

    In which Miss Lalonde and Miss Maryam meet in the most unconventional of ways, which include: sleazy speakeasy shenanigans, covert (though perhaps not accidental) coincidences, and oh so many irresponsible life choices.

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    1/?
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    Aradia Megido is an archaeology major in college. She is relatively introverted, mostly spending time with her boyfriend Sollux, but soon new people start coming into her life, the foremost being one Eridan Ampora. Things certainly are about to get interesting.

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    13/?
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    70
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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    40/?
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    36
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    76
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    11
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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    18/?
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    Karkat's 'bundle of joy' sparks a whole slew of emotional conflict among his group of friends, making some of them confront their own problems. Now having to deal with even more emotional baggage and going through the miracles of life Karkat feels like he stepped right into a Soap Opera, or what like to call SoapOperastuck.

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    3/?
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    When Sollux and Terezi announce they're going to get married, Karkat stumbles around trying to find a date. With Feferi and Aradia breathing down his neck, he asks his long time friend and co-worker Eridan. Eridan is tall, good looking and capable of intelligent conversation, Karkat thinks it's a great decision, little does he know that he's already in way too deep.

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    1/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

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    5/?
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    14
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    5
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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    13/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and as heir to the throne you have to marry into another royal family to keep the peace; the problem is, you really don't want to.

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    2/?
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    Kankri has just moved in and has to go to a whole new school. Everything is practically normal in his new high school, oddly meeting other people rather quickly. His friend Porrim introduces him to people. Due to him speaking rather a lot. Makes some problems. until he finds a tall fellow. Suddenly falling in love with him. You know what they say, 'love at first sight'.

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    3/3
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    14
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    In a world where the person you are meant to be with is dictated by if you can feel their pain, John Egbert thought he knew who his soulmate would be. He was wrong.

    Karkat Vantas didn't think he would have a soulmate at all. He was also wrong.

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    23,555
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    11/?
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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    38,886
    Chapters:
    20/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

    --

    Now with 8tracks! : http://8tracks.com/raddestfennec/if-you-love-me#smart_id=dj:11801939

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    English
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    7/?
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    5
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    77
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    It is because of a forgotten book that Eridan and Sollux meet in a library.
    Humanstuck.

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    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    57
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    187
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    16
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