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    "Excuse me, my shower is broken and the goddamn matinance is not picking up. I need to go to school and is it OK if I use yours?"

    You are JOHN EGBERT and your neighbor is asking if he can use your shower. Why.

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    Your name is Sollux Captor. And the girl sitting across the table from you and checking her reflection in her empty wineglass is Eridan Ampora. Someone who you never thought would be sitting with you in semi-fancy restaurant. On a date that you were somehow conned into paying for. This is the day that would seal your fate. This is the day you started a relationship with the most selfish, arrogant, needy, emotionally unstable girl you’d ever met.

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    10/?
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    9/?
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    34
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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    11/21
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    10
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    1
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    25/?
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    40
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    90
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    7
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    Jade Harley is your average College student who wants a good future. All of her wishes fall as she meets this mysterious Dave Strider who is fighting off evil from a different dimension to protect her world. and apparently she has a part in this dilemma ever since she was born.

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    3/?
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    1
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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

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    6/?
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    5
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    Vriska Serket is entering her second year in high school and is constantly surrounded by people who admire her. Not only is she friends with all of the beautiful ladies in the popular crowd, she seems to be the leader of their "group". Life seems to be going well for her until she notices that a few of her friends enjoy picking on a blind girl that has caught her eye. Without revealing her secret she tries to find a way to grow closer to the girl and put a stop to the bullying.

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    4/?
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    2
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    For the first time in his life, John goes to Texas to visit his cousin for vacation. He doesn't really want to go to in the first place. But as John meets Jade's countryside friends a.k.a her fellow members of the club of pricks, he thinks that maybe Texas isn't so bad after all.

    And it just so happens that after all the years, he falls madly in love with the most insufferable of all pricks, Dave Strider.

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    In a world where magic exists, there is one sole troll based being who has none. This magicless troll is fortunate enough to have ten of the worst possible friends on the planet, a nasty drinking habit and one best friend... Thats until he meets a dashing young human named Dave.
    His world changes, and I mean it when I say changes.
    Seriously, the change is phenomenal. One can not fathom the immensity of this change. The change is so grand you probably won't be able to live with it anymore and just stare at a wall or something and wonder how you've come across such a spectacular. You might even praise Dave for the change, or me for creating it. I will be your new worshipping token (just kidding).
    Oh by the way the nulled mage is Karkat.

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    42,134
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    25
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    40
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    Your name is Dave Strider.
    And you are at war.

    Nobody can know your secrets. Your sex, the color of your eyes, your hopeless crush on your angry friend. They all have to stay hidden. Just like always.

    But how is that possible? You need to keep your friends and you alive! This is not your normal life!

    But you might as well get used to it, kid.

    Because it's your normal life now.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    Takes place in Brockton Bay. I will say whose perspective the chapter/part of the chapter is from at the beginning of the chapter/part of the chapter.

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    1/?
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    When Jade discovers she's a witch over the summer, her grandfather immediately ships her off to the Skaia Academy For Magical Entities. She's nervous at first, but soon finds herself right at home as she begins to develop her powers and settles into her identity as a magical being. However, when students start disappearing for no reason, she begins searching for answers.

    Even if they might appear in her own family tree.

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    A crossover of Wildbow's Worm and Homestuck, pitting characters against each other in a desperate battle for control.

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    1/?
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    2
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    "I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time."

    - Bansky

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    1/1
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    14
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    12
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    You love her so much you feel like you’re dying.

    In which Rose paints for Kanaya, and Kanaya pines after Rose.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    10
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    You are at Strider's dumb party, where drinking and dancing are being encouraged, and you are going to have a huge migraine in the morning.
    You haven't had even one alcoholic drink.

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    682
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    1/1
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    6
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    2
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    Jake goes missing and da crew goes looking for him.
    In which John is a computer programmer, Jade is a mechanical engineer, Dave is a photographer, Roxy is a robotics programmer, Rose is a psychologist and a writer, and Jake is a missing archaeologist.
    (John/Dave, Rose/Kanaya, Jade/Roxy, and Jake/Happiness are endgame with some minor ships mentioned here and there)
    I may make this from multiple perspectives and turn it into a little collection, like a pick whose eyes you want to see this through thing. We'll see. For now it's just Egbert's view.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    A new city, new people, and no friends. What could go wrong? Oh, yes, just about everything. (im so bad at summaries so plz just ignore this ok i swear the fic is better)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    30

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