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    From all outward appearances, Dave Strider had it all.

    Born into wealth and famed as an alternative music artist, he seemed to live in a world of opulence and luxury. Everywhere he went, he was the center of attention—people fought to talk to him. He lived amidst a flurry of what most people thought was carefree fame.

    To those close to him, though, he was a dissatisfied artist who’d long since lost the passion he once had for his art.

    To his half-sister and promotional manager, he was a guaranteed daily migraine.

    To freelance artist and music fan Karkat Vantas, he was both a nightmare and an ethereal dream.

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    4/?
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    863
    Kudos:
    886
    Bookmarks:
    187
    Hits:
    46505
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    Dave knows he's a Strider, Rose is off in college, Dirk's moved clear across the country, and Roxy is struggling to cope with all the changes.

    It's business as usual, then.

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    English
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    45,148
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1998
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    These were all requests on my tumblr that I've grown fond of. Mostly DirkJake, but other pairings as well!

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    15/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    335
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    Prevented from interacting with humans by Kurloz, Dave drags his brother along and gets into an interesting family feud and fucks shit up and ends up getting his ass captured cause we all know what happens when a mermaid (alien whatever the fuck) is captured. Relationships are developed and shit goes down.

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    6,557
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    328
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    Sci-fi AU, kinda crack-ish!

    Dave Strider had wanted to be a Tricker (Not to be confused with Trickster dammit!) from the age of six. Now, aged fifteen, he is recruited into a crazy world of hoverboards, sword fights and a hot-as-all-hell Tricker guy who flies like he was born with a 'board under his feet...

    Makes no sense until you read it, so what are you waiting for?

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    1,059
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    So what we have here is a series i am dedicating to my own John. (I am the Dave of our cosplay group). A lot of it will be directed towards John/Dave stuff and EriSol (Also for my John and my Eridan and Sollux). of course, for my Kanaya, i'll be throwing some RoseMary in there for her :) hope you guys enjoy. and if there are any shippings or ideas you want to see put into place, let me know and i'll try my best to give you what you want. (series will be quite long so don't hesitate to ask)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    2
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    God, Dave needs to tell someone. He needs to tell someone before it is too late. When he tries to tell John, he gives up and decides to call for help.
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    Rose Lalonde and Karkat Vantas decided to work together to make a special Suicide Hot Line for people in their community. With the help of their friend Sollux, They build up a website, get together a small group of people, and rig up some phones. They are ready to help people. With Karkat as the leader, and John the voice of the group, the hot line is a success. One day while on the phone, John gets a call from someone very important to him, and it changes his perspective on things.
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    Dave is done, God, he is so done. Who needs him anyways? He isn't truly wanted. Who cares if he is gone?

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    Chapters:
    4/31
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    295
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    No SBURB Coffee Shop AU in which Karkat Vantas simply attempts to get through his second year of college while working part-time in a small locally owned coffee shop, facing such trials as “why the fuck do those two assholes keep coming back,” “why do they keep ordering coffee they never drink anything you make,” and “HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY KNOCK OVER THE SAME THREE TABLES OH MY GOD.”

    Includes one (1) easily irate demon, one (1) long suffering objecthead, one (1) often-clueless slime boy, one (1) natural disaster walking, one (1) moth girl, multiple fish people, one (1) werewolf, one (1) dragon, and several instances of things that should really get somebody banned from a coffee shop.

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    1/3
    Comments:
    3
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    180
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    Typical kid/troll college AU fic, with davekat being the central theme. Everything is told through their perspectives. Many ships fly. Many ships sink. It's a long road. We enter the story the first weekend of freshmen year, before Dave and Karkat meet. If you're looking for slow buildup, this is your game.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    You're pretty sure your three friends just think the trolls were part of the game, NPCs made as a construct to make your game more interesting and more immersive, but at the beginning you got to choose the race of your team, and no other walkthroughs of Human teams mention having a team of voice-acted troll NPCs fighting with them.

    You think they hacked in.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    Your name is KANAYA MARYAM. You could go into a LENGTHY SPIEL as to everything you’ve ever been INTERESTED IN, but right now a FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR is walking across the airfield towards the AVRO ANSON AIRCRAFT in which you are currently seated, so you think you’d better deal with that instead.

    Your name is ROSE LALONDE. You are an INTERROGATOR for the WAAF, which is an acronym for the WOMEN'S AUXILIARY AIR FORCE. You are AMERICAN, but you happen to possess CERTAIN SKILLS that are more easily taken advantage of by the European front. Many of them enable you to do ETHICALLY AMBIGUOUS things, and you try not to TAKE ADVANTAGE of that power.

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    World War II AU unashamedly inspired by the book Code Name Verity (it's different, but much of my interest in this time period and particularly the women of this time period comes from that book).

    Updates every Sunday.

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    4,110
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
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    28
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    4
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    306
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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    3,672
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    6
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    351
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    Here are all of my scripts created for Homesmut Voices, Smutstuck Voices, and Homefuck Voices. These were made to be voiced by actors on smut blogs and edited to include sound effects. As such, they include sound direction, actor emotion cues, and other (sometimes silly) notes in parenthesis. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    3/13
    Comments:
    3
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    5
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    341
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    When Principle Scratch thinks Eridan's sudden problems stem from all the free time he spends with his brother, he takes the liberty of signing him up for the drama club. Lucky Eridan because it's just in time for the fall musical! Eridan much rather be cut in half in half than have to deal with 'theater people' but when Feferi Peixes walks through the auditorium door he realizes this might be a way to patch up their once perfect friendship and even make the move he's been waiting oh so long to make. Of course things don't go as planned, but how much fun would the experience be without new friends and a few mishaps?

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    11,216
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    182
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    8,538
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    268
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    Your name is Sollux Captor. And the girl sitting across the table from you and checking her reflection in her empty wineglass is Eridan Ampora. Someone who you never thought would be sitting with you in semi-fancy restaurant. On a date that you were somehow conned into paying for. This is the day that would seal your fate. This is the day you started a relationship with the most selfish, arrogant, needy, emotionally unstable girl you’d ever met.

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    English
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    3,477
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    129
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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

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    English
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    68,063
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2750
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    Rose Lalonde has had it with her messed up family. After being clean for so long, she gets out the alcohol again. Her brother catches her and the yelling wakes up the whole family. After a bit of screaming, it's decided that Rose is being taken to a Therapist, and she has bad history with them. Porrim Maryam's own daughter is having the same problems as Rose and nobody knew that a simple "how are things" could turn into something so beautiful.

    DISCLAIMER: I don't own Homestuck, only this story.

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    English
    Words:
    319
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    33
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    Jake discovers an old-fashioned club that's all swing, jazz, rock'n'roll and 1920-1950's style- and he loves it. However, so does a certain flirty greaser, and Jake soon finds himself bannanas attracted to a trashcan with quite the offensive vocabulary.

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    English
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    1,165
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    32

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