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    collection of my tumblr drabbles

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    English
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    2/?
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    1
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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

    Language:
    English
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    44,243
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

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    English
    Words:
    42,404
    Chapters:
    19/20
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    1771
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    Her hair is a mess of tangles and curls and her eyes are a blazing green fire, and even though she's frowning and there's a bottle of whiskey balanced against her palm you know this is who you're looking for. You walk quietly to her and nab the open seat by her side, then you quietly ask if her name is Jade English.

    She responds, "who wants to know?"

    and you say, "Dave Strider, otherwise known as me."

    She downs some whiskey and confirms that she is indeed Jade English, and you want to approach this slowly but you can't, so with a tongue like lightning you spit, "is your brother John Crocker?" and you know by the cold glare she gives you that he is. "Because I want to know about, his, um. Why are his wrists always fractured?"

    She snorts into her whiskey and responds that his bones are made of paper, they're frail and flimsy and if he so much as moves wrong they make a sickening crunch and you know he's broken something again. She tells you that he calls her crying sometimes, repeats to her how badly it hurts and how badly he wants to die, and she says:

    "if he lets you in, don't hurt him, because i'm a sharpshooter and i'll hurt you."

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    English
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    2,181
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    64
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    John Egbert and Dave Strider are two gems that are powerful beyond knowledge, but they both were craving affection, not the kind given by strangers but simply... love, but what would happen if the two were put on the same team? things would perhaps... collide?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,222
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    200
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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

    Language:
    English
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    6,533
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    736
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,993
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2354
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
    Words:
    1,228,521
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    929
    Kudos:
    1062
    Bookmarks:
    211
    Hits:
    58153
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    Legacies aren’t something people down below have to deal with. Eridan Ampora’s involves security and Angels; Feferi Peixes must decide if she’s ever going to return to her mother’s horrid genetic modification company. As they both run from responsibility and stay away from all who knew them before, they meet the Vantases and Maryams—their crazy neighbors in the apartment upstairs—who may end up dragging them (plus the rest of the fucked up civilization they live in) into a revolution.

    Language:
    English
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    157,198
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3324
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    It's been six years since Karkat's parents died-murdered in cold blood. He would have lost his life that night, but he was saved by a mysterious boy with strange powers. He never forgot about him. Now, a new kid moved into town and has become Karkat's friend. Something seems...weird about him, but Karkat isn't sure what.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,509
    Chapters:
    33/34
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1841
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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,882
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1261
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    Ты встречаешь древнюю девушку, одна кожа да кости, которая толкает тебя в свой умирающий звёздный мир.

    Language:
    Русский
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    Chapters:
    3/7
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    Thirteen years ago, found abandoned and without a memory but his name, a small boy was taken into the Maryams' care.

    Karkat Vantas has had many a nightmare since he was found that day. Every time, it was the same in the sense that he always ended up drowning one way or another. He often ponders why it is he has these dreams.

    That is...until a certain red eyed creature from deep below the ocean offers to show him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,410
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1838
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    And so it was the day that Karkat Vantas was set to die.

    At exactly 11:45 this night Karkat Vantas will simply stop breathing.

    His death will be peaceful, and covered in baloney.

     

    And it will only be the beginning.

    Because this tiny, old, baloney-covered man has a very long journey to take.

    And a very special man to find.

    Character study of the life of Karkat Vantas. Deals with tragedy, love, grief and forgiveness as Karkat travels through the spirit world looking for John. To find John he has to cross over, and to do that he has to forgive the people that hurt him when he was alive.

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    English
    Words:
    52,000
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    310
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1350
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    Dirk runs a tattoo parlour and just fired his piercer, Karkat, and needs to hire a new one. To his luck, a brown haired young man with glasses comes in looking for the job.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,674
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
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    79
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    Karkat Vantas has been an angrier asshole than usual in the past few months and doesn't want to talk about it.

    Terezi Pyrope has been broken down but is putting on a smile and trying to get her life back together. Hopefully.

    This is a story of cats, coffee and too many interactions with annoying-ass neighbours.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,710
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    170
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    Karkat doesn't die, and he doesn't go to the "after life" with the rest of his friends like he is supposed to.

    Instead he has a completely intact if painful body, and is in the middle of f***ing nowhere.

    He then does some stupid things and loses his entire self, but, who says he may not come to appreciate the new him? The tale, the adventure.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,118
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    444
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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,127
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    479
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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't think you've ever been more down in your life.

    Because of your dads baking industry kicking off unbelievably well he decided to take you from the lovely suburbs of Washington to the bustling city of LA.

    Granted your dad being the loving caring father he is sent you to a pretty small private school, but that just meant more people knew eachother and for longer times and let's just say not everyone was in favor of the new kid showing up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,208
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1325
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    It's been five years since the end of the game. Everything's going fucking splendid, minus the few hitches in the production of the second Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff movie. Everything feels normal.

    Then, a dead Dave signals what could easily be the end of the world.

     

    Or:

    Everything gets fucked really quickly and the kids, now in their mid twenties, have to play another game. Gross.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,102
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    462

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