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    Guest starring Karkat and Kanaya as the blushing brides.
    In which Dave has terrible ideas, all of Rose's ideas are even worse, and the three constants of the Strider/Lalonde children are awesome poker faces, being gayer than rainbow unicorns, and a talent for complete and utter self destruction.
    Also featuring the talents of Roxy as the evil stepmother, Dirk as the fairy godmother, and Terezi, Vriska, Jade, and John as the terrified bystanders.

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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

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    10/?
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    John Egbert is the Heir of a large inheritance that many would desire. So a Lord kidnaps the Heir to try to claim it, but John's Matesprit and Moirail want him back.

    //Terrible summary, sorry.

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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    Karkat returns to school after the holidays only to find out that during that time, Sollux got a little bored and hacked the rival school's system sending them bankrupt.
    Without any money to keep their school standing, the kids from said rival school have joined Karkat's and the highschool doubles in size.
    One of these new students, Dave Strider, decides that Karkat would make an interesting friend.
    Why? no-one knows.
    Shenanigans ensure.

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    12/?
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    Growing up on a flying meteor is hard work. You know this from experience.

    TG: dude what is this piece of shit you just sent me
    CG: TO PUT IT IN YOUR HUMAN TERMS:
    CG: IT’S A FUCKING LOVE STORY, DAVE.

    Well, it's a bit more than that.

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    Kanaya Maryam is a college level ROV student, living with her lovely girlfriend Rose Lalonde. Eridan Ampora is one of her teammates, a sarcastic and bitter student. To be frank, the two hated each other. Always arguing and fighting, their relationship was far from friendly. When Kanaya enrages Rose to the point of which Rose won't talk to her, Kanaya has to put their bad blood behind her and confide in the only person available: Eridan.

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    John Egbert, recent migrant to the town of Silverchurch, finds himself employed as the mildly unwilling assistant to Terezi Pyrope, an eccentric private detective, who spends most of her time solving supernatural mysteries and just basically acting weird. Together, they must work to bring a serial murderer to justice, survive life in a nineteenth century alternate universe, and possibly find hate-love???

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    6/?
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    They stand in the end of the world, like legends.

    There are those who think they are angels, there are those who think they are demonds. Most think they are saviours, some others like to think they came here to doom the world.

    The truth? They just want to go home.

     

     

    AU Where the Beta Kids see the apocalypse, yet can't do anything to prevent it. Because this isn't a game, this is a war they don't take part of. But they do suffer the consequences of it.

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    The flower—the flower, it's . . . it's delicacy and strength. There's an imperceptible fragility to the boldness of the color. It looks loud, out there and brave, it looks like passion and heat, but a cooler, more human kind of heat. It's striped with a paler version of itself that emanates an ethereal kind of refreshing springtime feeling. It is, to put it in a nutshell, fucking beautiful.

    In which you only see color once you meet your soulmate, and the first color you see is the same as your soulmate's eyes.

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    Karkat Vantas is the best student a school could ask for. He has perfect grades, is always on time, and spends his free time working on extra credit or studying. But he is different, an outcast. You see, unlike the other students, Karkat Vantas is an Unknown. His aspect is not one of the eleven known. He is prefect, and yet he is not.

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    5/?
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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

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    3/?
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    5. to live; exist:
    Hardly a man breathes who has not known great sorrow.

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    You hate yourself, but that's hardly your biggest problem.

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    Karkat is bullied and meets someone the next day.
    (I'm not good at summary :^p)

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    This is where I will post all of my prompt fills. Most of these I got off the internet but I am taking any and all requests, including rare pairs. The main point of this is to try to get better at gritting and if my suckage can entertain someone while I'm at it I'm more than satisfied.

    No archive warnings apply because there hasn't been any smut yet, not one has really died, and there's no gore yet. This may change in future.

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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! Perhaps you could refer to them as drabbles, but given the subject matter "dribbles" seems more appropriate... Anyway, these mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr. They vary in length from one paragraph to 1000+ words, but generally don't have quite enough setup for me to want to post them as a standalone fic.

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    28/?
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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    11/?
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

    Currently being re-written under the name Breathe.

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    John has strange dreams and doesn't know why. Karkat also has these dreams but knows why but decided to keep it to himself.0u0

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    3/?
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    An inverted refrain about these characters and their relationship. In an AU of the doomed timeline, of course. Written for the February Form Fiesta from the DeviantArt group ProjectDFC, which is all about poetry.

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    1/1
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