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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    31/?
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    1690
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    For the last two years, Dave and Rose have been living together, and it has been working out quite well. That is, until Dave killed her cat and she brought it back to life using the powers of a demon. And then she has a terrible idea and the rest of her friends have to deal with the consequences.

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    28/?
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    483
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    50
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    One late night, long after distance had grown between the two, Dirk Strider shows up on Jake English's doorstep. Dirk is frantic, and something is up. He came, alone and desperate, and begged Jake to let him stay there. Will they rekindle old friendships, or will they perhaps become something more yet again? They discuss the past, but something big is staring Jake in the face: he doesn't know what exactly Dirk is hiding from.

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    4/?
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    4
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    29
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    1
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    292
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    in which homestuck is a television series.

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    1,151
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    1/?
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    18/?
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    Some kids live in a small town and dream of making it big and making out.
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    Ever so loosely inspired by the song Waltz For Richard by First Aid Kit. This will be the first fic I ever actually finish lmao

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    1/?
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    5
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    it all started with a joke, about how much money pornstars make and what each other's porn star names would be. All until Roxy and Jane reminded him how much his textbooks would cost, then it started sounding like an option. Dirk Strider could not believe he was signing up for an live streaming service for cam girls. un fucking real.

    or: the college/camboy au that literally no one asked for

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    7/?
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    15
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    67
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    5
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    After their freshman year of college it seems that Nepeta's friends are really starting to get their life sorted and they are finally reaching their happy endings. She'd like to do they same, but between her seizures and the freaky grey-skinned hallucinations that come with them, she's having a rough time.

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    1/?
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    6
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    Homestuck short fics/songfics based on songs that I have on my phone. I'll update more as time goes on. Thanks for reading!

    Chapter 16 is up!

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    4
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    47
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    1
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    Six Earth teenagers - Karkat, Dave, Rose, Terezi, Vriska, and Equius - somehow get transported into an intergalactic war with five cool (and certantly gorgeous) aliens called Alternians, against an evil alien empire force led by the terrible Her Imperious Condescension.

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    4/?
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    Dave and Karkat build a pillow fort and an unexpected chain of events occurs.

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    17/?
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    Telepathy can have it's ups and downs. You could accidentally read your brother's mind to find out he's planning on selling you to some creepy agency or you could read your teacher's mind to get all the answers for the pop quiz. Overall, it's a win/lose situation, until he was back to fighting for his life like it was with Bro. Dave doesn’t know the exact moment when everything went to shit, but he could say it had to do with one Karkat Vantas.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you're the new student at a new school in a new state because your father was murdered. You don't want to talk about it. You say you're a normal teenager, turned fourteen in the summer, but you would be lying through your teeth. But it was something you could deal with, that is, until Dave Strider came and fucked up everything.
    A Davekat fanfiction where Dave can read minds.

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    Karkat reaches out to a forsaken friend while the rest of the crew struggles to solve, once and for all, their personal crises and the mysteries of ancient Beforus.

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    46/?
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    333
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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    246
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    23
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    2180
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    This is just a build off my last series of drabbles. Little fics (mostly smut, but some gore) based on any number of prompt sources.

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    61/?
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    4
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    2023
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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

    In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible.

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    45
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    712
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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Kanaya Maryam must face the dangerous halls of high school-- falling in love, an unconventional family, and simply Being A Teenager-- all while dealing with a disapproving mother and the drama all her other friends bring into her life.

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    Chapters:
    8/15
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    15
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    379
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    Eridan Ampora is a 17-year-old, that runs a book review blog, with a certain romance novel enthusiast. Eridan's at home life may not be ideal, it never was, but after one bitterly written review of a book, that enraged a basement dwelling hacker, it was changed. Said hacker did some questionable things, due to the review, his sleepless choice, however, changed his life as well.

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    6,453
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    6/?
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    25
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    57
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    5
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    531
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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    English
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    58,903
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    367
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    468
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    33
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    6912
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    Dave is convinced that everyone's closets have skeletons in them. The kind varies, and some are easier to dust off and bury than others. God only knows what it'll take to get rid of his.

    Language:
    English
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    2,400
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    77

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