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    Karkat always told himself to never get his hopes up too much when it came to girls. But then he met Terezi one night, and his life changed forever.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    i don't have one yet...I'm honesty not sure what I'm doing. I just know I'm hitting off the pairings I selected and I said-Hey, romance, I know the PURFECT one for that.

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    The Game ends, two trolls and five of the kids are still alive, and the game hasn't reset like they thought it would.
    But when the War ship John spent three years on appears and apparently has a plan, it turns out that everything isn't over just yet.

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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    (This is a fic focused primarily on Karkat Vantas but involving a whole lot of other characters and pairings, as well as chapters from many other POVs. It's set in a Trolls On Earth style AU that's pretty detailed. Concupiscent and conciliatory porn present but not the focus of the work. A lot more pale porn than other kinds, though.)

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    Gods are nearly impossible to kill, and it's unheard of to kill twelve of them. Well some fucker managed to do it.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have just been told that you're a God. Under any other circumstance you'd think they were crazy, however the person who informed you is literally made out of wind.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam and although you in no way are into tentacles, you believe you might make an exception for the Eldritch beauty that visits you in your dreams.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope and while you may be blind you are almost certain the man before you is made of fire.

    Your name is Tavros Nitram and did that dog just talk to you?

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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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    Karkat is woken up by his obnoxious next door neighbor making a smoothie at God's Asscrack o'clock.

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    Where in the meteorstuck crew is living proof that messing with unknown technology while drunk is a very bad idea.

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    Life on the meteor for the trolls is always an adventure! This fic explores the trolls life on the meteor and all the things that probably happened except with a little twist (the major character death is Gamzee) The first three relationships listed are red, the next one black, and all the ones left are pale.

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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    Sburb/Sgrub is over, Calliope is alive and all of the beta/alpha trolls who died are brought back to life. What sort of weird shenanigans will go down when three species composed entirely of teenagers are forced to work together? (Grammar mistakes I'm sorry U_U)

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    Your name is reader, and you are about to read a Campstuck fanfiction. The author demands it.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    Hear through the grapevine that he hang low
    We can shoot a movie, we can bang like Rambo
    Boom boom pow this thing so bingo
    Wondering if he can understand my lingo

    --Onikka Marraj, Troll poet laureate

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