1 - 20 of 398 Works found in Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
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In which being ace doesn't always mean having a stark opposition towards romance, and friends can help you through your most confusing phases.
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A frown tugs at the fringes of your mouth. You do not know what to do. You do not know what to say to make this well again. For lack of superior phrasing, you have completely fucked things up.
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What is wrong with you, Rose Lalonde? No, that is alright. Keep staring. You are sure she will not notice. In fact, stare harder. Maybe, if you stare hard enough, you will be able to see past her into a different dimension.
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Dave Strider lead a hard life. Humans were nearly killed out, strangled by the larger, hardier trolls. His only saving grace was the sun-starved white cast of his skin, like most other surviving humans. Unfortunately, white creatures were relegated to one job, and one job only. He wasn't at all surprised, being marched off with the lusi from the area around his home. He was surprised, however, by what laid waiting for him in the grub caves, and where that would lead him.
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The IT department at SBURB has the reputation of being home to the most damaged, socially inept individuals in the entire town. New co-worker John Egbert may be the department's worst nightmare, but he also may unwittingly be the only one capable of turning the tides in their broken lives. And do these awkward technology gurus have the skill to fix John?
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The course of evolution of any species can change very rapidly when any gifted individual can alter their entire species' genome.
(Occurs between the main sequence and prologue/epilogue of Progression - mostly)
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- Part 7 of The Troll War
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"Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're the loneliest fuck on this side of the universe." In which everybody's human, but their dreams are freaky.
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There were very few things, Sollux reflected, more magnificent than Karkat worked up into a righteous fury and set to the chase. There were also, he admitted with a wince, not many things louder.
Alternative Title: Everyone (Except Kanaya) is a Douche to Everyone Else and Karkat Doesn't Deal Well With Feelings Ever (There's Some Murder Too)
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- Part 1 of Detectivebent
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Dave has lived a sheltered life. He doesn’t know the epic feel of swords cutting through air, through wood, smacking on skin and raising welts. He doesn’t understand the nasty feel of defeat or the joy of victory at three in the morning after nine hours of sparring only to land a single hit on a forearm. He doesn’t know the taste of weed on the first hit or how much different—better—it is on the second and the third but how it leaves an ashy feel in his mouth at the last of the bong to the point where it’s almost a requirement to drink some apple juice. He has never experienced the buzz he gets from the drug. Most of all, he doesn’t know what rape is. He doesn’t know the feeling of idiocy that accompanies this. He doesn’t know because, in the Phi Timeline, Dirk wasn’t there to teach him these things and beat his ass when he finds out about his liking weed (but not his addiction, no, Dave was never addicted, true and honestly to his heart).
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Because it's always awkward when someone asks to sit next to you on the bus.
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Dave Strider was good at hiding his excitement at the up-coming convention. Sollux Captor had to pretend to be excited. Neither of them expected to find out there were other things to be interested in.
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Directly after takeoff to the new session, Dave tries to adjust to the strange customs of the trolls, the havoc of romantic miscommunications, and recent past events, which continue to linger with all of them. It's hard to begin an entirely new life.
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It can be healthy to just start things over when it gets too bad. However, some things need to be seen through to the end before you can move on.
Sometimes the end can be a little traumatizing for all involved parties.Series
- Part 3 of Recovery Process
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Boiling black hate for yourself is not a good idea.
-----CCG: WHEN I DID THIS TO FIND OUT ABOUT CALIGINOUS FUCKSHIT I DID NOT WANT TO BE COME ONTO BY MY FUTURE SELF.
CCG: I’M GOING TO PERFORM SOME REVERSE PERISTALSIS ALL OVER THIS ROOM. THERE WILL BE BILE EVERYWHERE, CLINGING TO ALL MY BELONGINGS, LEAVING A SOUR SMELL FOR ALL TO RETCH OVER.
CCG: ONCE I’M DONE VOMITING LIKE A VOLCANO I’LL RIP OUT ALL MY CLAWS AND TEETH AND CREATE A SERRATED KNIFE EDGE FROM THIS BLEEDING MESS.
CCG: TAKING THAT KNIFE, I’LL SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SAW MY HEAD OFF.
CCG: MY SICK MUTANT BLOOD WILL MIX WITH THE BARF DESECRATING MY ROOM AND IT’LL BE A MEDLEY OF NAUSEATING SHIT.
CCG: AND EVEN THAT CHUNKY MIXTURE’S REPULSIVENESS WILL NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE GROSSNESS OF THE IDEA OF BEING BLACK FOR MYSELF.
FCG: YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF. -
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John Egbert has turned eighteen and has been kicked out of his orphanage, but when he meets a boy named Dave Strider who is supposedly mute and takes him in, how will Dave's family react? What will happen to John? Will this be the end or beginning to the adventure that is his life?
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Rose and Kanaya discover a playground. Kanaya has no idea what to do.
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In which Rose Lalonde loses an eye and then gets it back. Romantically.
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Spring blooms late, with flowing fabrics, spring cleaning and, of course, the dreaded birds and the bees. Part III of a four part series, each part taking place during a specific season and generally incorporating a specific clothing item popular during the season. Spring is for tank tops. Pairings will be updated if they change/are added to.
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- Part 3 of SeasonsStuck
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Westernstuck.
"Sometimes, you never really understand just how alone you are until you finally wake up and realize you're nothin' but a bandit who does no good no how.""I underthtand."
"You ain't no bandit, how could you possibly understand?"
"Thlaveth are alone too. Thometimeth they're the motht alone of all."
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Feelings were never the best resolved issue in Alternia, especially due to its blood line concerns and medieval structure, and the very fact that its throne is at the heart of a war doesn't help much. When a rejected Prince declares war against the house of Peixes and all the families they patronized, will the love affair of Alternia still be the same? Who is going to be loyal to their political alliances and who is going to follow their heart? Will Eridan forgive Feferi or try to feel better using Sollux? Is Karkat going to learn how to send the right signs to Terezi?
And last but not least, will Dave overcome his inner struggles with his feelings for John?