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    When you first hear the sharp knocking of knuckles against wood you believe, momentarily, that your mind has finally begun to slip.

    No human has dared enter your woods in – if memory serves – at least a century, let alone found their way as far as your door.

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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    9/?
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    5
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    14/?
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    A witch to hold my hand
    to whisper in my ear
    to guide me when I'm sad
    to hold me through my fear.

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    Aradia Megido has just moved to a tiny town called Alternia. The town is so tiny, in fact, that it isn't even on a map.

    Aradia thinks that she will get a fresh start with new friends and new romances, but she gets more than what she bargained for.

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    “Ugh, fucking fine!” Karkat relented. “I will join this fruity rumpus asshole factory of a pirate ship if you all insist, but I won't be happy about it.”

    “Wouldn’t dream of it man,” Dave with a grin. “Glad to have you onboard.”

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    3/?
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    The two of them love each other, that much is certain.

    But maybe...
    Maybe they have room for you as well?

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    8/?
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    Vriska and John, a troll girl and a human boy, faced with the struggles of the strange ways their worlds and lives work. There's something just keeping them from being finally happy.

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    It's a weird AU concept, but explained inside! It was also very literally born from drawing Terezi with some draconic features and just kind of flew from there.

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    Jane Crocker has gotten pretty used to the loser life with her best friend Roxy Lalonde. But when an unlikely source gives her an even more unlikely thing to boost her popularity, she has to decide: is it really worth it?

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    They are legends, creatures above demons and angels, creatures seemed immortal. The Heir, the Witch, the Page, the Maid. They've been hunted for centuries, only for the hunters to die each time, they're bodies found weeks later. Now it seems your family has the same death wish. Your name is Dave Strider and it's your job to kill them.

    You needed the legends, everything had gone horribly wrong and however much you hated it, you needed their help. They were the only ones who could defeat her before she defeated everyone else. Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are possibly the most idiotic angel to ever exist.

    You are a legend. People tell their children horror stories about you. You didn't like it, you just wanted to be with your family again. So when that annoying angel came to you begging you weren't amused, until you learned what was left of your family was in danger too. Your name is John Egbert, the Heir, and this was going to be a long one

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    4/?
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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

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    14/?
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    in C's 5040 a group of kids are transported into their parent's incipisphere to play a game in the newly-mended Sburb. The problem? The game didn't re-generate monsters, but it sure as hell could create them.

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    Real Men Wear Tights AU

    Dave is mute and his best friend is missing. And if you don't think that's bad, his brothers are jerks and one of them can guess what he's thinking. So, the youngest, palest Strider goes out to the middle of the ocean to find his friend with his brother, a half dog, and his brother's... something.

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    7
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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    34/?
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    You laugh again. You can't help being a little hysterical at the thought of your own death, even if you deserve it.

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    A 7 month long(and still going) role play that I'm publishing as a story. The role play originally started as one that was based on a flower AU, in which Dave and karkat are soul mates and whenever one is injured the other grows flowers in the same place the other is injured

    Karkat is severely suicidal and Dave is trying to look after him, when they get Karkat into therapy Dave finds out Karkat has been lying about who he is.

    I don't think this story will ever end, we'e been role playing ever day for 7 months, there's so much to upload, god help me

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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

    In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible.

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    9/?
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    Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.

    Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.

    As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?

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    English
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    33,509
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    29
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