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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    40/?
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    On the first day of Christmas, RealityEngineer gave to me: Sex with gh0sts in a cemetary! 0.0

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    9/13
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. Since your all of your family has either died, was killed, or just up and left, you have been an orphan who was adopted by the infamous "problem sleuth" Spades Slick, and his lovely wife Ms.Paint. You soon begin to attend Huss High witch is hell on earth. You met a couple of your online "friends" there so it isn't that bad. Totally side tracking the bullying and all the death traps set up around the school. Then you meet a sexy tall ass white haired Texas douche named Dave fucking Strider. Will this be the best romance you've ever heard about? FUCK NO, but all though things start of kind of off between- what am I saying you and Stridick start out horribly. Yet you still get together and for once in your life you feel truly...happy.

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    3/?
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    A scream echoes in your ears, and your head snaps in the direction of the voice. Your eyes go wide and a single name echoes in your head, before you tear down the hall to find the source.

    John.

    ~*~

    AU where John and Jake are half-brothers and where Jake will do anything to protect his younger brother. There is no Sburb/Sgrub session, and human AU, so if/when there’s mention of the trolls, they’ll be human.

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    2/?
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    21
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    Meenah Peixes comes into power over the whole universe. No one's sure why but it's a pretty good excuse to write smut with the vaguest underpinnings of plot.

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    10/?
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    34
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    4
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    Karkat assumes the role of the signless, hoping to succeed where he failed. Along the path to the final battle, the trolls encounter the humans, a species not even considered intelligent. Until now.

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    12/?
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    6
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    24
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    3
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    Dave gets a tamagotchi.

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    5/?
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    Rose and Kanaya go to a party, but leave early.

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    There has always been a recurring phrase throughout my life. The phrase used to confuse me when I was younger.

    Sit like a lady.

    Reason number one: What did it mean to sit like a lady? How does one differentiate male and female sitting?

    Reason number two: Why was I the one being told this?

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    6/?
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    You’re kind of a scrooge and it’s up to me to show you the true meaning of holiday spirit hallmark movie style....or not.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    68/?
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    (please keep in mind that everything that happens here doest NOT happen in the original au and has nothing to do with it)

    I suck at summaries, just go read it, but i'll try bnkfsdhf
    Groups split up, Dave needs a doctor and he needs one quick, they meet with the other group and Jane and John are good at stitching up persons, shit happens, they are stealing cars, stupid adolescence shit during the zombie apocalypse, the trolls are humans obviously, i have many headcanons, lots of swearing,

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    1/?
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    The world was burning. Either that, or it was slowly being consumed by nothing. The memories are fuzzy. But still they remember a door opening and fleeing through it. Or maybe they just dreamed that bit. But here they are now, in a place just enough like home that it nose-dives straight into the uncanny valley when nice things start happening.

    And at the same time, two civilisations make an astonishing discovery. They actually share their orbit around the sun with a second planet. And if that wasn’t impossible enough, it shows alarming signs of being populated by another (arguably) intelligent species.

    The gods must be crazy.

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    5/?
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    Shit has a tendency to swan dive right off the deep end for Dave Strider, particularly where a lovely physics major is involved. Hey, it's not his fault that Vantas keeps getting all up in his business...but will Dave ever get up in Jade's?
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    Takes place in the third year of Yukinflake's and my College AU.

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    5,610
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Dave Strider, by all accounts, is pretty average. Or at least until he happens upon this weird ass coffee shop. Suddenly, he's not very normal at all, despite that one chicks attempts to keep him that way. Sometimes you just have to unfurl your wings and fly. Not that Dave has any... that he knows of.

     

    JohnDave AU: Supernatural Coffee Shop

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    3/?
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    12
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    5
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    why not have two of my favorite ships go on a double date? i suck at describing everything it went to shit around 600 words and everyone sort of became VERY OOC around then to if they werent OOC enough at first and towards the end i just got lazy and ran out of ideas but why not share it?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    The Homestuck Characters have to say a few things to their fandom.

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    2/?
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    1
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    10
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    John Egbert is lonely after the death of his father.
    He hates how silent his house is without Dad, ironically hates the lack of Betty Crocker baking in the oven. This is what led him to decide to buy a fish. Nothing complicated, just your everyday run-of-the-mill fish.
    This is how he did not get his beloved fish, but an abused and angry troll instead. Damn Jade to Hell.

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    English
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    13,898
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    174
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    35
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    Dave Strider lost his Bro after Strider Initiation, and now Scratch wants him and his older brother Dirk to complete a contract that'll bring Bro back and leave the two young Striders as demons. And now suddenly there's a love interest?

    Meanwhile a serial killer is on the hunt in their world, and she's painting the twin cities of Prospit and Derse with pure and undiluted blood.

    You bet your plush rump this is gonna be a wild ride.

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    2,298
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    1
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    Rose Lalonde had no intention of getting involved with one of the most feared gangs in Skaia, but between her estranged brother and an omniscient meddler, she doesn't have much choice. Now the Felt are going missing one by one, angels have been sighted in the second realm, and a prophecy she can't quite make heads or tails of weighs heavily on her mind.

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    English
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    41,964
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    22
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    92
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    11
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