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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Dave Strider is a DJ at his brother's club. Every third Friday the club has live performances and Dave can't help but deny that the lead singer of amateur punk band, Earthbound, is one of the most attractive people he's seen in years.

    After meeting the DJ of club Strides, Karkat quickly reaches the conclusion that Dave Strider is one of the most annoying assholes on Earth.

    As they continue to meet, Dave is falling more and more for the troll, all the while, Karkat is cursing his luck.

    (DJ!Dave/Punk!Karkat)

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    11 Feb 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Coffee Shop AU. Basically a tale of snark, bad puns, love, uhhhh, that's about it.

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    11 Feb 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    Your name is Dave Strider and your universe is DEAD. You have to find a safe place for your nubby-horned, alien companion in the DEPTHS OF SPACE. Under normal circumstances, you would be deader than your old universe, but you're no longer a MERE HUMAN, having ascended to god tier. The troll has not, but it helps that you hitch a ride on a FANCY SPACESHIP.

    All you need to do is find your MISSING FRIENDS and you are golden.

    >>AU after the scratch.

    USS Enterprise [UE] began texting turntechGodhead [TG] at ???
    UE: Hello. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration.
    UE: My communications officer picked up an odd signal from this location. Can we offer any assistance?
    --Now with FANART--

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    11 Feb 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    AKA: Rose and Kanaya do very cute and adorable things while they live together. A tale of their everyday lives and the little quirks of being romantically intimate.

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    12/?
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    37
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    11 Feb 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Rose is beginning to regret hosting the Christmas party and flees. Kanaya uses this to her advantage.

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    11 Feb 2016

  6. Public Bookmark 1

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    Her music stirs something within you.

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    11 Feb 2016

  7. Public Bookmark 5

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    Basically everyone works at Disney and no one dies.

    Dave Strider is a twenty-something year old living in Orlando and working at Disney. The "Happiest Place on Earth" is pretty boring, until one John Egbert makes work a hell of a lot more exciting.

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    11 Feb 2016

  8. Public Bookmark 29

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    When Dave makes two terrible mistakes in the space of 24 hours, he finds himself dealing with them in a body that's not his own.

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    11 Feb 2016

  9. Public Bookmark *

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    11 Feb 2016

  10. Rec *

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    11 Feb 2016

  11. Public Bookmark 1

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    So I'm going to try and do the 30 Day OTP challange :) with my two OTP's KurMeu & Solnep!

    Nsfw in some chapters (there wil be warning if you don't wish to see)

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    12/31
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    11 Feb 2016

  12. Public Bookmark 2

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    Dave moved to Italy and everything in his life is changing. He's starting to make a lot of friends and to understand himself; but just like any hero he has to go trough good and bad experiences and eventually found the meaning of love.

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    11 Feb 2016

  13. Public Bookmark 7

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    After Dave makes a comment about Jade being on her period, the trolls try to figure out what he's talking about. Hilarity ensues, maybe! Rated for swears and talk of lady bits.

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    Chapters:
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    11 Feb 2016

  14. Public Bookmark 16

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    Kanaya for once finds herself on the receiving end of some fussing and meddling as she prepares to meet Rose face-to-face. Because why should the apocalypse mean that teenage lesbian melodrama gets put on hold?

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    11 Feb 2016

  15. Public Bookmark 4

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    Karkat is the worst babysitter.

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    10 Feb 2016

  16. Public Bookmark 31

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    After the game, the kids and trolls must cultivate a new universe. Kanaya is fascinated by the remnants that Earth left behind. Rose/Kanaya.

    Written for the kink meme based a relatively simple prompt. All they wanted was fluffy lipstick kisses! You should've given them fluffy lipstick kisses!

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    10 Feb 2016

  17. Public Bookmark 45

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    “Hey, there’s no need to apologize. These things happen.” You try and reassure him, but you can feel your eyebrows begin to crease with worry. This is the third morning in a row this has happened, and you’re beginning to feel like you’ve seen this before…

    But no, that’s impossible.

    “Urgh, what’s wrong with me??” Karkat groans from inside the toilet, and you swallow, your throat feeling dry.

    You decide that it’s time to go pay your dear sister and her girlfriend a visit.

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    Chapters:
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    11 Feb 2016

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Everyone else came out brand new, a bright new chance. They're happy. No one's dead or crippled.

    Karkat came our scarred and broken. He's uncomfortable in his own skin and he can't tell anyone why. He never got his new chance.

    To everyone else the game never happened. But Karkat is a Blood player. And he remembers. He remembers everything.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    10 Feb 2016

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    627
    Kudos:
    864
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    9180

    10 Feb 2016

  20. Public Bookmark 89

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    Your name is Dave Strider and your universe is DEAD. You have to find a safe place for your nubby-horned, alien companion in the DEPTHS OF SPACE. Under normal circumstances, you would be deader than your old universe, but you're no longer a MERE HUMAN, having ascended to god tier. The troll has not, but it helps that you hitch a ride on a FANCY SPACESHIP.

    All you need to do is find your MISSING FRIENDS and you are golden.

    >>AU after the scratch.

    USS Enterprise [UE] began texting turntechGodhead [TG] at ???
    UE: Hello. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration.
    UE: My communications officer picked up an odd signal from this location. Can we offer any assistance?
    --Now with FANART--

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,712
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    2031

    10 Feb 2016

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    So good!!!!!

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