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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Dave has a plan. A foolproof plan. The kind of plan that makes everyone think, damn, what a good best friend. Everyone would give their ass to be Dave's best friend, because he is the sort of best friend that comes with awesome, totally-not-pulled-out-of-his-ass plans that rock his friends' socks off. The best friend plan. The plan that's gonna make Jade happy beyond belief.

    Dave is gonna set her up with Karkat Vantas.

    It probably would've helped to know beforehand that Karkat is trying to set her up with Dave.

    [or: dave "i want my best friend to be happy and if that means setting her up in a romance with shouty mcdorkpants then so be it" strider and karkat "i am watching the 'best friends that are secretly in love' trope unfold before my very eyes time to flex my matchmaking muscles" vantas experience a significant and very gay clash of interests: the romcom]

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    3 May 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Karkat Vantas tries to live a normal life of being a paranormal creature, but of course he fails horribly when he meets a creature like him. Now after meeting Dave Strider, and other creatures for the first time in his life, there is absolutely no way he can go back to attempt anything normal. Also, he must keep a secret that could cost him his very existence if it were revealed.

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    3 May 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Dave has a plan. A foolproof plan. The kind of plan that makes everyone think, damn, what a good best friend. Everyone would give their ass to be Dave's best friend, because he is the sort of best friend that comes with awesome, totally-not-pulled-out-of-his-ass plans that rock his friends' socks off. The best friend plan. The plan that's gonna make Jade happy beyond belief.

    Dave is gonna set her up with Karkat Vantas.

    It probably would've helped to know beforehand that Karkat is trying to set her up with Dave.

    [or: dave "i want my best friend to be happy and if that means setting her up in a romance with shouty mcdorkpants then so be it" strider and karkat "i am watching the 'best friends that are secretly in love' trope unfold before my very eyes time to flex my matchmaking muscles" vantas experience a significant and very gay clash of interests: the romcom]

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    3 May 2016

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  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    No... No. No no no. No no no no no! No please, this can't be happening! Please don't let this be happening! God, no, anything but this!

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you've been enjoying a normal afternoon walking through the woods of this new world until... Until you stopped dead in your tracks at the sight of your brother lying in a pool of his own blood with his sword through his chest.

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    3 May 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    TG: this is the story of that one time that Rose told everyone that she
    messed up the whole navigation thing and told us we were lost forever
    TG: and then told Karkat he was going to die of cancer
    TG: predictably he threw a massive shitfit

    CG: FOR FUCK'S SAKE STRIDER THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THIS STORY. THAT IS A SIDE NOTE TO HISTORY *IF THAT* AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR EVEN CONSIDERING PASSING DOWN SUCH A SHITTY SUMMARY.

    TG: fine this is the story of the time Karkat had a massive shitfit
    TG: for about the 27 millionth time

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    3 May 2016

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    3 May 2016

  7. Public Bookmark *

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    A davekat Dave-centered fic that also gives room to Rose and Karkat sometimes. Background Rosemary is also a thing here. Mostly light-hearted.

    Dave's head is quite a spectacle.

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    3 May 2016

  8. Public Bookmark 15

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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    3 May 2016

  9. Public Bookmark *

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    On the list of "Things Karkat Needs to Remember To Pack for Surviving This Fucking Game, In Order of Priority," hair styling utensils fell somewhere between "rubble that crushed my lusus" and "last sweep's decomposable trash, recently unburied from the back lawnring, along with all those bodies of the undead I had to kill." In other words, somebody needs to give that boy a brush.

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    3 May 2016

  10. Public Bookmark *

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    Your name is Dave Strider and your universe is DEAD. You have to find a safe place for your nubby-horned, alien companion in the DEPTHS OF SPACE. Under normal circumstances, you would be deader than your old universe, but you're no longer a MERE HUMAN, having ascended to god tier. The troll has not, but it helps that you hitch a ride on a FANCY SPACESHIP.

    All you need to do is find your MISSING FRIENDS and you are golden.

    >>AU after the scratch.

    USS Enterprise [UE] began texting turntechGodhead [TG] at ???
    UE: Hello. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration.
    UE: My communications officer picked up an odd signal from this location. Can we offer any assistance?
    --Now with FANART--

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    3 May 2016

  11. Public Bookmark 15

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    Dave has a plan. A foolproof plan. The kind of plan that makes everyone think, damn, what a good best friend. Everyone would give their ass to be Dave's best friend, because he is the sort of best friend that comes with awesome, totally-not-pulled-out-of-his-ass plans that rock his friends' socks off. The best friend plan. The plan that's gonna make Jade happy beyond belief.

    Dave is gonna set her up with Karkat Vantas.

    It probably would've helped to know beforehand that Karkat is trying to set her up with Dave.

    [or: dave "i want my best friend to be happy and if that means setting her up in a romance with shouty mcdorkpants then so be it" strider and karkat "i am watching the 'best friends that are secretly in love' trope unfold before my very eyes time to flex my matchmaking muscles" vantas experience a significant and very gay clash of interests: the romcom]

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    3 May 2016

  12. Public Bookmark 15

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    Dave has a plan. A foolproof plan. The kind of plan that makes everyone think, damn, what a good best friend. Everyone would give their ass to be Dave's best friend, because he is the sort of best friend that comes with awesome, totally-not-pulled-out-of-his-ass plans that rock his friends' socks off. The best friend plan. The plan that's gonna make Jade happy beyond belief.

    Dave is gonna set her up with Karkat Vantas.

    It probably would've helped to know beforehand that Karkat is trying to set her up with Dave.

    [or: dave "i want my best friend to be happy and if that means setting her up in a romance with shouty mcdorkpants then so be it" strider and karkat "i am watching the 'best friends that are secretly in love' trope unfold before my very eyes time to flex my matchmaking muscles" vantas experience a significant and very gay clash of interests: the romcom]

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    3 May 2016

  13. Public Bookmark 1

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    In which dave sees a sneak peek of the rich man's world and is mortified
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    this is like gossip girl but BETTER

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    3 May 2016

  14. Rec 2

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    Stranded on a meteor hurtling down an express lane of inter-dimensional time shenanigans, an inquisitive (and scientifically inspired) Rose gets caught in the webs of a disgruntled spider. 

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    3 May 2016

  15. Rec 2

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    Stranded on a meteor hurtling down an express lane of inter-dimensional time shenanigans, an inquisitive (and scientifically inspired) Rose gets caught in the webs of a disgruntled spider. 

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    2 May 2016

  16. Public Bookmark 17

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    "I should, most likely, preface this with an explanation of my intent. I began my research without ever intending to do anything as serendipitous as uncover a mystery, in fact, I could never in my wildest fantasies have conceived of such a thing. Instead, it began solely as a personal project. A self-indulgent genealogical foray. An unadulterated exploration into my own heritage.

    Let's cut to the chase: I discovered the net presence of my great-great-great-great grandfather."

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    2 May 2016

  17. Public Bookmark 43

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    Everyone knows who Karkat Vantas is.

    Don't they?

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    2 May 2016

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    This is a story about love. This is a story about betrayal. Of heterosexuality, Heee Haw, and growing up.

    This is a story about prom.

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    2 May 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    C5
    So awesome.

  19. Public Bookmark 2

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    Addiction Is A Powerful Thing.

    Alternatively titled: Kanaya==> Just Be Chill With Familial Addictions

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    Non-Textbook V********

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    1,284
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    Comments:
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    2 May 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Part 21 of the Clinic AU series

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    After the Scratch, the Earth is reborn, and the kids and trolls are reborn into it, living separate, human lives.

    You are KARKAT VANTAS. Your whole life, you have dreamt of another life on another world, far away and in a different time. When you turn thirteen, the dreams turn darker. A doctor prescribes pills to make you sleep dreamlessly. The nightmares stop.

    You never feel awake when you're not sleeping.

    Three years after your last dream, you find him, and everything changes.

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    2 May 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Saaaad T^T

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