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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    John Egbert and Dave Strider are two gems that are powerful beyond knowledge, but they both were craving affection, not the kind given by strangers but simply... love, but what would happen if the two were put on the same team? things would perhaps... collide?

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    4 Sep 2015

  2. Rec *

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

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    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    4 Sep 2015

  3. Rec 2

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    A soulmate AU that literally no one asked for.
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    “No.” Dave cuts her off, and he notices he sounds snappier then his usual monotone, bored composure. “I’ve never closed my eyes and seen an ‘explosion of colors’ or whatever the fuck I’m supposed to be seeing.”

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    4 Sep 2015

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    John Egbert, 18-year-old college student, is excited about starting a new chapter in life, and when his good friend tells him that her brother will be attending college with them, he’s more than excited to meet this mystery kid. But the person he meets instead was definitely not the one he was expecting.

    Alternately titled In Which John Egbert and Dave Strider Are Huge Dorks and Need to Get Over Themselves and Kiss Already.

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    4 Sep 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    "Fucking Striders. If they're not collapsing two existent personalities they're subdividing into half a dozen new ones. Old-Strider, robo-Strider, fucking wiggler-hopbeast-Strider. What next? Banana-flavored-Strider? Why the fuck would we ever need that many Striders?"

    “Yes, I’m sure this must be very distressing for you.”

    Karkat turns, spinning slowly on one foot. He levels a silent stare.

    You wiggle your eyebrows.

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    4 Sep 2015

  6. Rec 18

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    ”You can't still be mad at me for that, that was years ago! Also I did try to reverse the spell.” You said with a pout on your face, arms crossed.

    ”Keyword: Try.” The black cat answered from the top of your shelf.

    Okay, so maybe your spell had backfired a little more than you cared to admit.

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  7. Rec 1

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    Karkat had never understood why they needed earth. Not really. But when Feferi sends him to do the impossible, maybe he'll learn.

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    3 Sep 2015

  8. Rec 23

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    It’s a matter of sorting through feelings and making choices, but John has plenty of time on this asteroid and everyone is here to help.

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    4 Sep 2015

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  9. Public Bookmark *

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    This is a story about love. This is a story about betrayal. Of heterosexuality, Heee Haw, and growing up.

    This is a story about prom.

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    3 Sep 2015

  10. Public Bookmark 89

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    A series of comic strips depicting the daily lives of trolls who act as caretakers for pink human children.

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    3 Sep 2015

  11. Public Bookmark 2

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    It's the troll's first Christmas and Karkat gets to see it all with Dave by his side. Between Mall Santa, Rose decorating the house, and mistletoe, this holiday is much more then what the nubby-horned troll expected. Karkat and Kanaya(but mostly Karkat) will have to keep up!
    Seriously though who let Rose decorate we all knew she was going to hang up some kind of pornographic christmas shit.

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    3 Sep 2015

  12. Public Bookmark 32

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    “So Karkat has a crush on Dave,” Jade says.

    You and John both choke on your ice cream. “Where the fuck did you hear that load of garbage?” you demand.

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    Generic high school AU. Dave's jawline is really distracting and Karkat does NOT have a crush on him (shut up, Kanaya).

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    4 Sep 2015

  13. Rec 9

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    The meteor crew post-retcon engage in a very high profile game of Truth or Dare, one they collectively promise to never speak of again thereafter.

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    4 Sep 2015

  14. Public Bookmark 14

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    Rose comes back from the Tomb Colonies… changed. And with a problem with a bald devil.

    Kanaya, herself a devil, ends up in the unusual position of trying to save Rose’s soul from her old mentor. Alas. Complications. So compelling. Such little porn. Very wow.

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    3 Sep 2015

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    I have no idea what it is but it's a beautiful Terry Pratchett-like world with some HP Lovecraft sprinkled in. And devils. Lots of devils.

  15. Rec 16

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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

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    3 Sep 2015

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    The war with Earth has been over for sweeps, and as part of the numerous peace treaties, the trolls have returned many of the captured humans to their home world. But there are those who remain upon Alternia's surface, those who had nobody to ask for them by name, who are sold into slavery and worse still.

    At the age of eighteen, Rose is finally given a placement: at the hive of one Kanaya Maryam.

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    3 Sep 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Done

  17. Public Bookmark 26

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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    3 Sep 2015

  18. Public Bookmark 14

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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't think you've ever been more down in your life.

    Because of your dads baking industry kicking off unbelievably well he decided to take you from the lovely suburbs of Washington to the bustling city of LA.

    Granted your dad being the loving caring father he is sent you to a pretty small private school, but that just meant more people knew eachother and for longer times and let's just say not everyone was in favor of the new kid showing up.

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    3 Sep 2015

  19. Public Bookmark 6

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    If you can't even tell a girl, in the safety of a coffeeshop, that she is unequivocally the most lovely woman you have ever met, then how on Earth are you going to approach her in the middle of a nightclub?

    It's a good thing you've got such a supportive bro to throw you into these kinds of situations.

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    3 Sep 2015

  20. Public Bookmark 76

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    CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
    CGC: 1N MY D3F3NC3
    CGC: 1 W4S GO1NG FOR YOUR BUTT

    (Rose, Kanaya, Vriska and Terezi talk things over the sensible way. Via the internet.)

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    3 Sep 2015

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