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    Since her mother’s death, Rose has lived with her somewhat enigmatic if well-meaning godfather, who often told her that magic was fake.

    Rose’s godfather, as it turns out, is a fucking liar, and also not human.

    Join the Seer of Light as she travels through the world of magic, politics, and danger, learning the secrets of her mother’s past, accompanied by aforementioned guardian Eridan Ampora, who worries a lot and blows things up, and her best friend Dave, who is tagging along for either a. the Hell of it, b. to keep her from dying, c. to avoid going home, or d. any or all of the above. She will meet a whole bunch of other people, including some trolls that seem like generally nice people, some more trolls who are very much not, a windy boy, a spacey girl, a bad dog, and some eldritch beings from the realm of nightmares.

    Updates Mondays.

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    17/?
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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    27/?
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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    34/?
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    128
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    He finds her floating there, suspended and pale. The full-length lavender dress she’s wearing is drifting like smoke around her form, loose as the hair haloing her head. The black of her lips stand out stark against her ivory white skin, smudged on the left side like a bleeding ink stain.

    Like this, Dave unwillingly thinks of how some people would describe his sister as unearthly and beautiful. Mostly, he just thinks this is sad.

    “Dammnit, Rose,” He mutters, and lets his sneaker skim the surface of the pool. The one Rose has drowned herself in. “We talked about this shit.”

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    3
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    She realizes that Dave and she had been holding hands during their entire conversation with the trolls, and idly wonders what they thought about that. Probably just that they were clingy siblings.

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    Rose Lalonde never canonically got the chance to deal with the effects of her mother's neglect.

    I think she should get that chance.

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    2/2
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    14/?
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are currently DONE WITH SAID BULLSHIT. Except that's a lie, and you totally aren't. You'd been tempted last night by a couple of your ADORING FANS with rather thick wallets practically begging you for a PRIVATE SHOW OR TWO, and, being the broke college student you are, you couldn't exactly refuse. Oh, you should probably also mention that you've currently been living off of the meager income you've been collecting as an AMATEUR CAMGIRL, and you're finding the whole experience more PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY TAXING than you had anticipated.

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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    3/?
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    Dave and Rose begin to have a certain reaction to the trolls in their life. Drama and porn ensues.

     

    "Fuck no, I'm not asking them if other species usually suddenly want to fuck them senseless," he says. "That is a crazy idea and you're insane for thinking we should do it."

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    Some kids live in a small town and dream of making it big and making out.
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    Ever so loosely inspired by the song Waltz For Richard by First Aid Kit. This will be the first fic I ever actually finish lmao

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Jade and John propose, but they don't receive the immediate yes that they expected. Rose and Dave freak out, and try not to ruin everything.

    A story about making marriage work, even before it starts.

    [A sedoretu is, in this case, a four-person marriage, based on worldbuilding by Ursula K. Le Guin.]

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    1/1
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    9
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    28
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    5
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    291
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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    32
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    41
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    8
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    Keeping the hive clean would be trivial, were it not for your gracious owners and their insistence on making a mess of you at every available opportunity.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    17
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    44
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    4
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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    122,092
    Chapters:
    21/?
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    300
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    62
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    You tilt your head to the side and evaluate his words, filtering out the main idea in the midst of extra verbal crap.
    "Wait, It's my wriggling day? What day is it today?"

    "June twelfth dude, pure honesty, no lie. Cross my heart and hope to die. It wouldn’t make that much of a difference since I’d just be alive again, but it’s the thought that counts.”

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    20
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    TT: Wait a moment.
    TT: Dave, what’s that on your face?
    TG: what are you talking about
    EB: uh wow now that you mention it.
    EB: dave is that… blood?

    Rose starts taking notice of Dave’s questionable home environment. Dave wishes she would stop blowing things out of proportion.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1021
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    bloop i did a thing

    this is best listened to while also reading the text but shrug

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    32
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    7
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    6
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    2
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    154
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    Inspired by A Spark, A Flame, A Fire by callmearcturus. Reading ASAFAF is necessary to understand the plot.
    The second-in-line to the Prospitian throne is bargained away to the Prince of their rivaling kingdom, Derse.
    In Prospit, the Dersite heir Dave Strider learns secrets of Prospit from the Prospitian heir John Egbert. His sister, Rose Lalonde, uncovers secrets stashed away in ancient texts.

    So, the plot diverges from ASAFAF and will contain spoilers. Spoilers!

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    English
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    7,530
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
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    1
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    179
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    DAVE: yo so karkock got a story for u thats gonna blow ur goddamn thoughtpot

    DAVE: its a thousand times better than summerweenie romance

    DAVE: so listen up youre about to be pwned as hell

    In which: Dave doesn't understand the true meaning of 'transformative works', Karkat tries to win a bet, and everyone c3< Kanaya c3< everyone.

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    Comments:
    4
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    45

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