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    Since her mother’s death, Rose has lived with her somewhat enigmatic if well-meaning godfather, who often told her that magic was fake.

    Rose’s godfather, as it turns out, is a fucking liar, and also not human.

    Join the Seer of Light as she travels through the world of magic, politics, and danger, learning the secrets of her mother’s past, accompanied by aforementioned guardian Eridan Ampora, who worries a lot and blows things up, and her best friend Dave, who is tagging along for either a. the Hell of it, b. to keep her from dying, c. to avoid going home, or d. any or all of the above. She will meet a whole bunch of other people, including some trolls that seem like generally nice people, some more trolls who are very much not, a windy boy, a spacey girl, a bad dog, and some eldritch beings from the realm of nightmares.

    Updates Mondays.

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    Some kids live in a small town and dream of making it big and making out.
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    Ever so loosely inspired by the song Waltz For Richard by First Aid Kit. This will be the first fic I ever actually finish lmao

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    You tilt your head to the side and evaluate his words, filtering out the main idea in the midst of extra verbal crap.
    "Wait, It's my wriggling day? What day is it today?"

    "June twelfth dude, pure honesty, no lie. Cross my heart and hope to die. It wouldn’t make that much of a difference since I’d just be alive again, but it’s the thought that counts.”

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    TT: Wait a moment.
    TT: Dave, what’s that on your face?
    TG: what are you talking about
    EB: uh wow now that you mention it.
    EB: dave is that… blood?

    Rose starts taking notice of Dave’s questionable home environment. Dave wishes she would stop blowing things out of proportion.

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    bloop i did a thing

    this is best listened to while also reading the text but shrug

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    Inspired by A Spark, A Flame, A Fire by callmearcturus. Reading ASAFAF is necessary to understand the plot.
    The second-in-line to the Prospitian throne is bargained away to the Prince of their rivaling kingdom, Derse.
    In Prospit, the Dersite heir Dave Strider learns secrets of Prospit from the Prospitian heir John Egbert. His sister, Rose Lalonde, uncovers secrets stashed away in ancient texts.

    So, the plot diverges from ASAFAF and will contain spoilers. Spoilers!

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    DAVE: yo so karkock got a story for u thats gonna blow ur goddamn thoughtpot

    DAVE: its a thousand times better than summerweenie romance

    DAVE: so listen up youre about to be pwned as hell

    In which: Dave doesn't understand the true meaning of 'transformative works', Karkat tries to win a bet, and everyone c3< Kanaya c3< everyone.

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    flesh is a flower
    it grows on bone
    you think that's kind of beautiful

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    sometimes your sister just asks for you to watch her die, and you can't exactly refuse

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    "holy shit so my friend and i were thinking of mildly entertaining headcanons today
    and i brought up one thats like. dave can play nearly every instrument BUT the triangle, like,
    "Dave! How the hell can you not even follow the beat??"
    "shut tf up i know what im doing"
    and i was about to say "it's just clanging metal on metal" and then i r ea l i zed"

    AKA my friend said this and I was Inspired.

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    Roxy Lalonde isn't just a Low Aspect and therefore Earthstuck; as a Void Aspect, she's one of the Corrupted castes. She's been riding on her bestie's coattails for a long time now, safe in his metaphorical shadow even as she lives uncomfortably in the literal shadow of the floating city of Skaia, where the Noble Aspects reign, unseen and distant. But she has plans. Mother-effin' aspirations, you dig? And those plans just happen to include regicide. She's skybound, with a trusty rifle, a heavy grudge, and half of an idea of how she'll pull it all off.

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    “I paint flowers so they will not die”
    —Frida Kahlo

    If only we were all perennial flowers

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    "Excuse me, hi there! Are you Dave Strider?"
    "Depends on who's asking," Dave drawled. He swished his whiskey around in his glass, ice clinking on the sides. He watched as a gigantic grin broke out on to her face and her voice exploded in to incomprehensible babble.

    -

    This is for that challenge where you write something in an hour and only an hour. I cheated though and edited a little.

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    Rose Lalonde has a crush on an insectoid vampire alien from another universe, and has no idea how to deal with it.

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    Moving to a new universe and a new paradigm brings a lot of changes. And Dave kind of likes the way things were before, back on the Meteor, when he had Karkat all to himself and didn't spend sleepless nights waiting for the shoe to fall.

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    Do you feel loss when you've already forgotten that you once lost something? Or do you only feel loss when you find something once lost, only to lose it again?

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    Rose and Dave ask the big questions about Alien Anatomy.

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