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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    black painted fingernails graze the shower wall. Taking another swig from the clear liquor that she had already downed half of. The girl starts sobbing. The girl starts to finish the vodka. The girl starts to chug. The girl starts to feel lightheaded. The girl starts to pass out.
    This girl has a name. This girl has her own perspective.
    Your name is Rose Lalonde. And you are completley devastated.

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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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    “I’m just here to sex up your lusus-figure. Don’t expect bed-time stories. Or cooking.”

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    5/?
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    Relationships are hard when your species wasn't meant to have any.

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    Because I'm still salty about not getting this conversation in canon.

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    When your family is spread out across the country and includes all your friends, you have to make the most of the time you spend together.

    It's not just the Strider-Lalonde clan anymore. The family is extending in all kinds of ways, and friends are always welcome.

    Family events are definitely more fun that way.

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    the stage is set. actors (pawns?) in place.
    setting: a world drowned in tears and hazy crystalline misery.
    soundtrack: choked silence.
     

    there is nothing to do now but go through the motions and pretend there is still life in your eyes.

    she sighs, and mixes another drink.

    you begin a very convincing mime of a man decomposing in slow motion.

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    The Strider's and Lalonde's are just one big happy family living their lives to the fullest.

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    This was written for the Homestuck End Exchange, but I've decided to turn it into a series of shorts featuring the Strilalonde's because I just don't know how to act.

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    "I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be
    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy"
    -Kimya Dawson- The Beer

    Have you ever woken up in the morning with a headache, the taste of stale alcohol in your mouth, and regret for everything you've ever done? Rose Lalonde has.

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    http://promptsonpaper.tumblr.com/post/130150955026/if-the-world-lied-and-said-there-was-a-tomorrow

    You want to believe there's a way out of this. But the world is ending and chances of it being put back together look bleak.

    So you cling to what you have, which is limited to a few broken people you call friends.

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    Rose Lalonde is walking home one day when she hears a noise in the woods. What she finds changes everything.

    Pale/sibling Dave/Rose! Strilondes galore!
    First fic, no hate please! UnU

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    Dave has a panic attack

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    **Please please PLEASE do not read this fic if you are sensitive to physical abuse, emotional abuse, dysfunctional relationships, or anything else in the tags of this fic. I am not responsible for anything that happens to you if you ignore this message, however if you do read this and think a tag should be added, please tell me.**

     

     

    You hated it when Karkat yelled at you, but it was a sure as hell of a lot better than when he was quiet. Luckily, that was almost never. The greatest fear of yours is silence. You lived a life of silence for 4 years. Once you came out as trans to your Bro, he got so much worse. Before you had, he was tough on you, of course, but he was never like he had gotten to be. He would call you worthless, stupid, unimportant.. Not to mention use your dead-name and old pronouns. The first time anyone called you “Dave” was when you told Rose you were trans. Your friends all accepted you and everything was golden with them. Not with Bro.

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    A collection of davekat drabbles, originally posted on Tumblr, most of them for mostlyharmless.

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    9/?
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    Dirk and John suck at dating, Dave sucks at cockblocking, and Rose and Bro are just here to sit back and enjoy the show.

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria by Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    13
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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    148
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    14
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    “I’m missing something. I’m all messed up. I’m crazy.”
    -Blue Is The Warmest Color (2013)

    There's a girl named after a flower who spends her days sitting in the back of an old occult bookshop turning pages of old tomes with salt bitten fingers painted with chipping purple nail polish
    There's a boy with bicolored eyes that never sleeps and spends his days in his shitty little apartment, coding and playing hacked versions of old computer games
    They meet in the middle, at a diver bar down the street, on a sidewalk where all the chainsmokers go. They talk about her suction cup bruises and salt water vomit and his headaches and sleepless nights. They agree to help each other out, because thats what fucked up people do

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    2/?
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    Dave and Rose don't remember most of their childhood, and what should have been the rest of it was spent crying for a life they've never had.

    Karkat has a fiery temper. Kankri puts up walls around himself. A prayer in their darkest hour gave them what they thought they wanted, but now they're not so sure.

    There are no heroes to save them, so they must save themselves.

    Or y'know, some other cliche, dramatic bullshit like that.

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    English
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    2/?
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    13
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    4
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