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    "It th'tarted a long time ago when my dad th'tarted th'moking . . ."
    She runs a Ghost Hunting squad filled with those you can see, believe, or hear the spirits of the dead. It's when someone very close to Aradia Mesha Megido is diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and only has a few months to live that she sets her mind on going out on finding ways to communicate with them in the afterlife.

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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. 

    There were three signs of imminent upheaval to come—other than the fact that the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse were at war, with the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring converging on them both. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit fell dead for unknown reasons. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. He was a nobody, unlike Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure exactly why she wanted them to go to Derse City, but he went along with it.

    The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty.

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    In an alternate universe, human beings are a part of a galactic federation that stands between the Alternian Empress and universal domination. On a mission to sack Derse, Karkat finds a small human wriggler and sets out on a journey to reunite the kid with his family, come hell or high water. Or y'know possible adoption and lussus-hood.

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    Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA, and you're a WORLD FAMOUS CELEBRITY. You're known for your SICK BEATS and MIRACULOUS VOICE. Your DAD is a weird looking man always insisting on you calling him GOATDAD, making you wonder HOW IN HELL you were actually raised. You like to occupy yourself with BAKING, CIRCUS ARTS and WALL PAINTINGS. A few months ago you went through HELL because of a STALKER, and this has rendered your life into a CATCH 22 OF DEPRESSION AND DRUG ABUSE. The VOICE will not go away, and you have found THE MOTHERFUCKING SOLUTION.

    You are about to END your problems.

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    You are Dave Strider, a stupid teen with an asshole older brother and semi-shitty friends. Things aren't going as well as you thought they'd be.

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    stories from after the fall.

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    When Dave moved to New York City from Houston, he'd expected the difference in temperature. He'd known about the difference in the general attitude, and he'd been prepared for the change in accents.

    But he should've known that he couldn't leave the supernatural life behind.
    (what was he thinking?)

    It turns out that there's a ghost in his apartment. And with Dave's luck, it's a cute ghost.
    (the world is definitely conspiring against him.)

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    Recovery is a long, agonizingly slow process.

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    A mythology AU that is very plot-driven. That which seems irrelevant adds up in the end.

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    1/?
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    Rose is alone and gets a late-night visit from her dearest ecto-brother. Dave is not very smooth, but firm. They bang.

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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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    9/?
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    Trickster Dave is a god damn treasure and no one can tell me otherwise.

    Some scenes from the Rosemary wedding, but really, this is about Dave being high on cherub candy and really, really, really wanting his boyfriend to fuck him. (Not intended to be dubcon, but if you have issues with altered mental states or pushy partners in the context of an established relationship it might be not great for you! Take care.)

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    When your family is spread out across the country and includes all your friends, you have to make the most of the time you spend together.

    It's not just the Strider-Lalonde clan anymore. The family is extending in all kinds of ways, and friends are always welcome.

    Family events are definitely more fun that way.

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    The Ultimate Reward is only given to those who play Sburb perfectly, not a single flaw in the process. Unfortunately, that's nearly impossible, and now all the survivors of the latest Sburb session are struggling to deal with the non-standard game over.

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    the day she found you - sitting on a beach two months ago, sipping apple juice out of a plastic souvenir martini glass - was, objectively, the most important day of your life.

    you have (not) regretted it ever since.

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    “I’m just here to sex up your lusus-figure. Don’t expect bed-time stories. Or cooking.”

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    6/?
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