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    Dave needs to ask his sister about a proposition she made awhile ago.

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    Kink meme made me do it.

    (See individual chapters for summaries/warnings.)

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    First Vagina, first kiss with tongue. Shared with cousin Rose Lalonde, age seven.
    It’s really quite gross.

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    Wherein the beta kids have an agreement to form a sedoretu once they're old enough, as told in a series of standalone pesterlogs. Part 1 - Dave, Rose, Jade, and John meet in a chat room on Jade's thirteenth birthday to talk about nothing in particular. Part 2 - The kids attempt to explain moiety to the trolls mid-game, which goes about as smoothly as you'd expect. Part 3 - Interludes.

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    Shit has a tendency to swan dive right off the deep end for Dave Strider, particularly where a lovely physics major is involved. Hey, it's not his fault that Vantas keeps getting all up in his business...but will Dave ever get up in Jade's?
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    Takes place in the third year of Yukinflake's and my College AU.

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    Terrorism is becoming a major problem on Alternia, and the Empress is none too pleased. Karkat, Tavros, and Terezi bound together to rise a rebellion that will go in history books for sweeps to come and dismantle a corrupt empire after the murder of their friend and former heiress Feferi Peixes. A tale of loss, the balance of powers, and the struggle of fighting for the things you believe in.

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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    in which dave is a free and wild soul and sets out on a cross-country journey of self discovery on a stolen motorcycle with a fake ID, inadvertently fucking up his brothers A Lot

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    Oh shit. Guardians are off limits. You stepped a line and didn't even realize.

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    “Dream a little bigger, darling, even Dirk can do better that that,” Dave says, and Roxy gives him a miffed look over her AK-47 when your brother pulls out an RPG.

    You can't help but grin to yourself when he pulls the trigger.

    (Or, in which the author takes the movie Inception and combines it with Homestuck characters.)

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    It was to the chagrin of Mom Lalonde that her children, of all the ridiculous fancies to take to, chose surfing.

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    Rose takes her notes neatly and carefully, but everyone around her seems determined to doodle all over them...Dave misses class, and regrets it.
    Visual fic experiment for mine and Yukinflake's college au!

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    The bars on your cage rattle when he gets forcibly thrown in the cage beside the blind girl, his body slamming against the concrete with a yelp. He looks up at the man in white with fury in his amber eyes. “This is wrong. This is inhumane.”

    The man in white crouches in front of Karkat, his bright green eyes even with the troll’s as he spits, “Then it’s a good thing you’re not human.” A syringe you didn’t see before gets plunged into Karkat’s thigh, his eyes widening before lethargically sliding shut, his limp form dropping to the floor of the cage.

    edit: title change

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    You told Terezi that you weren't. She told you otherwise. She was wrong. You've never been a hero and you never will be. Not even when you die. Good thing that you ascended, right?

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    "Your name is Lieutenant Shit-Fuck, and you might have the hots for your older brother."

     

    Dave has a nightmare about Bro dying. But why? This one dream leads into a series of awkward events that has Dave questioning his feelings. However, this might change life in the Strider household forever. Let us see what young squirt does in this story full of run-on sentences, metaphors, guilty boners, and really bad irony.

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    In which two humorously insincere human revolutionaries instrumental in the grassroots rebellion against a sexy alien fish empress and the antichrists Guy Fieri, Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope finally confront and do battle with the aforementioned aquatic monarch with junk in the trunk; contains one dragon, an omnipotent feline, physically improbable feats of athleticism, and no fewer than four fatal wounds.

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    Davesprite is on a ship filled with people he knows, or used to, at least, and a girl who he possibly killed, or saved, or some variant of the two. She's Rose. She's maybe not his Rose, but she is Rose. And he's maybe not her Dave, but he is. So, he hides in his room, he avoids the world, and quietly watches over his not-Rose when she's not looking.

    But then she does.

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    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst all the fucking madness, Dave realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    ...

    (Dave Strider/All)

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    When she was thirteen, Rose was a little younger than you thought she was and maybe a lot younger than she thought she was.

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    Dave and Rose meet in person at the start of the doomed timeline.

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