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    In the year 1987, a girl named Rose LaLonde finds herself in a hospital. After she was in a comatose state for three years, her Mother disappeared, her friends grew up and for some reason everything about that is connected to the aliens who found themselves on Earth with almost no memory of how they got there. Now Rose has to find out about what happened to her Mother, help the aliens find their way back home and in the meantime deal with feelings she has grown for her new friends.

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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

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    "Sup guys."

    "Sup," Dave said.

    "Sollux!" Terezi shifted at the foot of the couch and turned her head toward the sound of his voice. Sollux grinned. "You will not believe the amount of complaining I have had to put up with over the last few hours."

    "If he claimed not to believe it, I wouldn't believe him," Kanaya said dryly.

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    Just an average day of shenanigans among what are technically adults whose maturity level should not allow them to have that kind of responsability. Seriously, who authorized this?

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    After he game, the surviving players are returned to Earth and try to continue on with their normal lives. Nine years later, everyone is going around their normal lives, with normal jobs, and somewhat normal inter-species homo relationships (excluding John who hasn't started an inter-species hetero relationship yet). Well, until Vriska comes back to life.

    In this story, Dave operates his own Day Care, Karkat and Terezi are police officers, Kanaya owns her own fashion boutique, Rose is an author, Jade is a vet, John is a comedian until he runs out of cash, and the Mayor helps Dave at Day Care.

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    Dave Lalonde is an internationally famous movie director. Dirk Strider is his creepy stalker.

    Dave makes a lot of bad decisions, but he is probably his worst.

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    Rose Lalonde meets Dave Strider for the first time on a college tour. They're not emotionally well equipped to have a touching, heartfelt reunion, but that's okay. They wouldn't be comfortable with that kind of thing anyway.

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    Blackbird/Homestuck crossover. No need to know Blackbird canon, none of those characters are even involved. Just think of it as an AU. Dave takes the loose role of Misao.

    Dave can't remember much from his life before the accident. He doesn't really mind - he can remember what is IMPORTANT, and who's ever needed childhood memories anyways? But his nightmares are getting more and more frequent, strange things are happening and he's starting to suspect he might have to remember after all.
    He's nearing his 16th birthday, and things are about to get fucked up.

    (Fucked up does in this particular case mean that every single supernatural being on this side of the planet seems to be out for his blood. Or more. )

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    You're pretty sure how you feel is going to send you to Hell.
    But you're pretty sure you don't give a shit.
    In fact, you can confirm you don't give a flying fuck as he gives you that watery eyed stare and- yup.
    You've fallen for him.
    Hook, line and sinker.

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    3/?
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    8
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    A Derse family AU where Roxy Lalonde is Dirk Strider's older sister and due to shenanigans in the '90s, they're attempting to raise both Rose and Dave as Lalondes.

    It works out about as well as you'd expect.

    Act 1: shit lets be parents
    Act 2: middle school blows
    Act 3: (mostly) teenage shenanigans

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    Davesprite is on a ship filled with people he knows, or used to, at least, and a girl who he possibly killed, or saved, or some variant of the two. She's Rose. She's maybe not his Rose, but she is Rose. And he's maybe not her Dave, but he is. So, he hides in his room, he avoids the world, and quietly watches over his not-Rose when she's not looking.

    But then she does.

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    Dave and Rose get super drunk, Dave has no concept of his strength, hilarity and sex ensue.

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    Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.

    It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.

    The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.

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    Dave Strider has to let go.

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    Dirk and Dave, like father, like son.

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    Evolution is critical for a species to survive. A species must move forwards in order to keep it safe from new threats.

    If a species becomes stuck, (evolutionstuck, if you will), it is in danger of extinction.

    It may not even be the evolution of the species physically that is required, rather its social evolution.

    Humans and trolls. Two species with a hatred for each other instilled at birth. Constantly feuding over land, resources and their continued existence.

    12 trolls raised in a cruel society which trains them to be the strongest generation, worthy of fighting the human plague.

    8 humans who have been terrified from birth by stories of fanged creatures which will rip their skin clean off and will murder their families and friends without a blink.

    The hope for a generation. The survival of not one, but two species.

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    Wherein Rose Lalonde, up-and-coming author and urban recluse, receives an unexpected telephone call from her friend Dave Strider to discuss a possible new ally in their struggle to unearth and publicize the shadowy danger that is slowly consuming their world.

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    Typical Rose and Dave interactions.
    Based on a roleplay that turned out really well.
    The plan is to further edit this; it's pretty bare bones right now.

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    The two of them have been dying for a very long time.

    They’ve watched it happen in their dreams. They’ve read it in the hard lines of their palms. They’ve caught it lurking all too often in the shadows of each other’s eyes where every unsaid truth is hidden. They are both subconsciously aware of how death has claimed them for its own, how it has buried itself into the very souls of their every incarnation.

    But their existence was never about living, really. That was never the point. Surviving was never their raison d’etre. They’ve known that for a long time, too.

    Their fortune has always been that of the Hanged Man, willing to die a thousand sacrificial deaths to see the Fool’s path set straight.

    But their true purpose, in the end, was simply to be remembered, to do their part in helping pave the way for the hero-gods who would arrive long after they had fallen and begin to rebuild their broken universe from ruin.

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    It was time to test the theory that idle talk cost lives.

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    “I’m a Seer,” she says. “It’s my duty to unveil the elusive meanings behind cosmic events that shape all of being. For instance, that hypothetical traffic jam could have been caused by the alien who will eventually slaughter our entire species.”

    “It’s a fucking traffic jam.”

    -

    It's hard, growing up and having vision omnifold.

    It's hard, and Rose Lalonde understands.

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