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    The bars on your cage rattle when he gets forcibly thrown in the cage beside the blind girl, his body slamming against the concrete with a yelp. He looks up at the man in white with fury in his amber eyes. “This is wrong. This is inhumane.”

    The man in white crouches in front of Karkat, his bright green eyes even with the troll’s as he spits, “Then it’s a good thing you’re not human.” A syringe you didn’t see before gets plunged into Karkat’s thigh, his eyes widening before lethargically sliding shut, his limp form dropping to the floor of the cage.

    edit: title change

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    You told Terezi that you weren't. She told you otherwise. She was wrong. You've never been a hero and you never will be. Not even when you die. Good thing that you ascended, right?

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    “Dream a little bigger, darling, even Dirk can do better that that,” Dave says, and Roxy gives him a miffed look over her AK-47 when your brother pulls out an RPG.

    You can't help but grin to yourself when he pulls the trigger.

    (Or, in which the author takes the movie Inception and combines it with Homestuck characters.)

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    "Your name is Lieutenant Shit-Fuck, and you might have the hots for your older brother."

     

    Dave has a nightmare about Bro dying. But why? This one dream leads into a series of awkward events that has Dave questioning his feelings. However, this might change life in the Strider household forever. Let us see what young squirt does in this story full of run-on sentences, metaphors, guilty boners, and really bad irony.

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    In which two humorously insincere human revolutionaries instrumental in the grassroots rebellion against a sexy alien fish empress and the antichrists Guy Fieri, Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope finally confront and do battle with the aforementioned aquatic monarch with junk in the trunk; contains one dragon, an omnipotent feline, physically improbable feats of athleticism, and no fewer than four fatal wounds.

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    Davesprite is on a ship filled with people he knows, or used to, at least, and a girl who he possibly killed, or saved, or some variant of the two. She's Rose. She's maybe not his Rose, but she is Rose. And he's maybe not her Dave, but he is. So, he hides in his room, he avoids the world, and quietly watches over his not-Rose when she's not looking.

    But then she does.

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    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst all the fucking madness, Dave realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    ...

    (Dave Strider/All)

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    When she was thirteen, Rose was a little younger than you thought she was and maybe a lot younger than she thought she was.

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    Dave and Rose meet in person at the start of the doomed timeline.

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    Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.

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    Dave is smitten, John is oblivious, and Rose is contemplating taking a knife to her brother's throat in his sleep and using his not-so-virgin blood as a sacrifice to the cruel god who landed her in the middle of this mess. Unfortunately, her studies do not require a re-enactment of Shakesperian tragedy, and that guy was kind of an asshole anyway.

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    Now let's begin the farce that we have deigned to call judgement!

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    Alpha Jade ♥ Alpha Rose

    Unlike Cassie, unlike Tobias perhaps, I'm ruthless at times. But even I have enough sense to know the words "we have to win" are the first four steps on the road to hell.

    -The Underground, K.A. Applegate

    Takes place before "Choices" and "Empire of Dirt."

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    Alpha Dave ♦ Alpha Rose

    Tobias: That's interesting coming from you, Jake. Let me guess what comes next. You never asked to become the leader, right? You never asked to make the tough calls. Plan the missions. How to use your small but loyal guerilla force, how and when to put them in harm's way, risk their lives. The role was thrust upon you. You're blameless. Well, I don't buy it, Jake. Every choice was yours. Always has been.

    - The Familiar, K.A. Applegate
    Takes place "After Road To Hell", but before "Empire of Dirt."

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    He knows the pain that they give him will never stop. And that's fine with him, he can handle their taunts and their memories. He doesn't need any help, right? Wrong.

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    A variety of ships in many different situations, all written for the fourth bonus round of the Homestuck Shipping World Cup 2014.

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    Dirk and John suck at dating, Dave sucks at cockblocking, and Rose and Bro are just here to sit back and enjoy the show.

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    Dave Strider told aeself ae could handle the forced strifing, the weapons, the smuppets, the lack of privacy or nurture or communication - as long as Bro stayed the fuck away from eas stuff. Once that line was crossed, it was clear to ae that ae had to get away. Well away. The other side of the country should be far enough. This is the story of one subgirl's discovery of a new family, new life, and a whole round sense of safety and love.

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    Fills I have done for the bonus rounds of the Homestuck shipping world cup.

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    Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider aren't friends, except they totally are. Dave wants to suck John Egbert's dick and also maybe hold his hand. There are a lot of cigarettes.

    (punk hs au)

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