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    Since her mother’s death, Rose has lived with her somewhat enigmatic if well-meaning godfather, who often told her that magic was fake.

    Rose’s godfather, as it turns out, is a fucking liar, and also not human.

    Join the Seer of Light as she travels through the world of magic, politics, and danger, learning the secrets of her mother’s past, accompanied by aforementioned guardian Eridan Ampora, who worries a lot and blows things up, and her best friend Dave, who is tagging along for either a. the Hell of it, b. to keep her from dying, c. to avoid going home, or d. any or all of the above. She will meet a whole bunch of other people, including some trolls that seem like generally nice people, some more trolls who are very much not, a windy boy, a spacey girl, a bad dog, and some eldritch beings from the realm of nightmares.

    Updates Mondays.

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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    Dave and Rose begin to have a certain reaction to the trolls in their life. Drama and porn ensues.

     

    "Fuck no, I'm not asking them if other species usually suddenly want to fuck them senseless," he says. "That is a crazy idea and you're insane for thinking we should do it."

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    Some kids live in a small town and dream of making it big and making out.
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    Ever so loosely inspired by the song Waltz For Richard by First Aid Kit. This will be the first fic I ever actually finish lmao

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    Jade and John propose, but they don't receive the immediate yes that they expected. Rose and Dave freak out, and try not to ruin everything.

    A story about making marriage work, even before it starts.

    [A sedoretu is, in this case, a four-person marriage, based on worldbuilding by Ursula K. Le Guin.]

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    32/?
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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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    Keeping the hive clean would be trivial, were it not for your gracious owners and their insistence on making a mess of you at every available opportunity.

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    You tilt your head to the side and evaluate his words, filtering out the main idea in the midst of extra verbal crap.
    "Wait, It's my wriggling day? What day is it today?"

    "June twelfth dude, pure honesty, no lie. Cross my heart and hope to die. It wouldn’t make that much of a difference since I’d just be alive again, but it’s the thought that counts.”

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    TT: Wait a moment.
    TT: Dave, what’s that on your face?
    TG: what are you talking about
    EB: uh wow now that you mention it.
    EB: dave is that… blood?

    Rose starts taking notice of Dave’s questionable home environment. Dave wishes she would stop blowing things out of proportion.

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    bloop i did a thing

    this is best listened to while also reading the text but shrug

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    Inspired by A Spark, A Flame, A Fire by callmearcturus. Reading ASAFAF is necessary to understand the plot.
    The second-in-line to the Prospitian throne is bargained away to the Prince of their rivaling kingdom, Derse.
    In Prospit, the Dersite heir Dave Strider learns secrets of Prospit from the Prospitian heir John Egbert. His sister, Rose Lalonde, uncovers secrets stashed away in ancient texts.

    So, the plot diverges from ASAFAF and will contain spoilers. Spoilers!

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    DAVE: yo so karkock got a story for u thats gonna blow ur goddamn thoughtpot

    DAVE: its a thousand times better than summerweenie romance

    DAVE: so listen up youre about to be pwned as hell

    In which: Dave doesn't understand the true meaning of 'transformative works', Karkat tries to win a bet, and everyone c3< Kanaya c3< everyone.

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    flesh is a flower
    it grows on bone
    you think that's kind of beautiful

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    sometimes your sister just asks for you to watch her die, and you can't exactly refuse

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    "holy shit so my friend and i were thinking of mildly entertaining headcanons today
    and i brought up one thats like. dave can play nearly every instrument BUT the triangle, like,
    "Dave! How the hell can you not even follow the beat??"
    "shut tf up i know what im doing"
    and i was about to say "it's just clanging metal on metal" and then i r ea l i zed"

    AKA my friend said this and I was Inspired.

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    Roxy Lalonde isn't just a Low Aspect and therefore Earthstuck; as a Void Aspect, she's one of the Corrupted castes. She's been riding on her bestie's coattails for a long time now, safe in his metaphorical shadow even as she lives uncomfortably in the literal shadow of the floating city of Skaia, where the Noble Aspects reign, unseen and distant. But she has plans. Mother-effin' aspirations, you dig? And those plans just happen to include regicide. She's skybound, with a trusty rifle, a heavy grudge, and half of an idea of how she'll pull it all off.

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    “I paint flowers so they will not die”
    —Frida Kahlo

    If only we were all perennial flowers

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