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    Rose Lalonde has just been transfered to a new school, and so far she has been taking the opportunity to rewrite herself. With the help of a new friend group and a short story bringing her closer to her cute lab partner, she manages to become both her edgiest and gayest self to date. All this change doesn't come without a price, though, and between a strained relationship with her mother, second thoughts about her new friends, nostalgia and self-doubt, she'll find it hard to stay in control.

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    English
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    12,031
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    269
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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    English
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    23,183
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    241
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    26
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    2761
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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    English
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    147,846
    Chapters:
    34/38
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    773
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    1077
    Bookmarks:
    154
    Hits:
    11338
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    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

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    English
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    8,069
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    256
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    You are Dave Strider, a stupid teen with an asshole older brother and semi-shitty friends. Things aren't going as well as you thought they'd be.

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    English
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    2,305
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    327
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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    1) Calliope has only the best intentions. 2) Jake has a brilliant idea! 3) Dave/Jade angst. 4) Rose & Sollux have an unusual picnic. 5) Alpha!Rose considers her work. 6) Terezi & Dave play Clue. 7) Dave claims he's a dashing pirate; Karkat disagrees. 8) Rose rises from the Green Sun. 9) The perils of punctuation and/or the lack thereof. 10) But why frogs, really?

    11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 14) War is kind. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings.

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    English
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    3,117
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1598
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    Snapshots of Rose Lalonde, from different times, places and timelines.

    All of them are different, but all of them are Rose.

    Language:
    English
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    1,395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    79
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    You are older than any human should be, but you look like a young man. Your name is Dirk, the Strider, and you are immortal.

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    English
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    1,902
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    186
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    “No,” You say. “Fuck no, no, definitely not, we are not doing that.”

     

    “Doing what?” John asks eagerly.

     

    “Visiting some dead Daves,” You say, just as Rose says, “Crashing a rather large funeral.”

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    English
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    1,877
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    283
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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you are a witch of considerable talent. The arrival of a particularly lovely vampire in your quiet town heralds one hell of a shitstorm, but it's nothing you can't handle. Probably.

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    English
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    13,792
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    284
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    English
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    34,190
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    335
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3925
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    Relationships are hard when your species wasn't meant to have any.

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    7,405
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    707
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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    English
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    4,611
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1213
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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

    Language:
    English
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    116,336
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    252
    Kudos:
    648
    Bookmarks:
    140
    Hits:
    9208
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    Since her mother’s death, Rose has lived with her somewhat enigmatic if well-meaning godfather, who often told her that magic was fake.

    Rose’s godfather, as it turns out, is a fucking liar, and also not human.

    Join the Seer of Light as she travels through the world of magic, politics, and danger, learning the secrets of her mother’s past, accompanied by aforementioned guardian Eridan Ampora, who worries a lot and blows things up, and her best friend Dave, who is tagging along for either a. the Hell of it, b. to keep her from dying, c. to avoid going home, or d. any or all of the above. She will meet a whole bunch of other people, including some trolls that seem like generally nice people, some more trolls who are very much not, a windy boy, a spacey girl, a bad dog, and some eldritch beings from the realm of nightmares.

    Updates Mondays.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,408
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1422
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    He finds her floating there, suspended and pale. The full-length lavender dress she’s wearing is drifting like smoke around her form, loose as the hair haloing her head. The black of her lips stand out stark against her ivory white skin, smudged on the left side like a bleeding ink stain.

    Like this, Dave unwillingly thinks of how some people would describe his sister as unearthly and beautiful. Mostly, he just thinks this is sad.

    “Dammnit, Rose,” He mutters, and lets his sneaker skim the surface of the pool. The one Rose has drowned herself in. “We talked about this shit.”

    Language:
    English
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    5,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    241
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    She realizes that Dave and she had been holding hands during their entire conversation with the trolls, and idly wonders what they thought about that. Probably just that they were clingy siblings.

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    English
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    3,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    752
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    Rose Lalonde never canonically got the chance to deal with the effects of her mother's neglect.

    I think she should get that chance.

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    English
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    1,785
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    237
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are currently DONE WITH SAID BULLSHIT. Except that's a lie, and you totally aren't. You'd been tempted last night by a couple of your ADORING FANS with rather thick wallets practically begging you for a PRIVATE SHOW OR TWO, and, being the broke college student you are, you couldn't exactly refuse. Oh, you should probably also mention that you've currently been living off of the meager income you've been collecting as an AMATEUR CAMGIRL, and you're finding the whole experience more PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY TAXING than you had anticipated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,897
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    179
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    Dave and Rose begin to have a certain reaction to the trolls in their life. Drama and porn ensues.

     

    "Fuck no, I'm not asking them if other species usually suddenly want to fuck them senseless," he says. "That is a crazy idea and you're insane for thinking we should do it."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,026
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    450

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