3 Works in Ronon Dex/Teyla Emmagan/Rodney McKay
Everyone in Atlantis is having sex except for John Sheppard. (No, seriously. Everyone.)
The only reason he'd even come in was because there'd been three lifesigns on the detector, which he'd figured meant, you know, kaffeeklatsch, or late night three-hand poker—at the outside, certainly nothing more risqué than maybe a drunken game of Twister.
The Love Song of Lt. Colonel John Sheppard.