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    You pause for a moment, considering insanity at the prospect of battling a giant robot with two kitchen knives while static-peppered Michael Jackson blares in the background.

    “Nah," you think, "Better roll with the punches.”

    Language:
    English
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    35,940
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    141
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2130
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    Nick's memories are no longer his own. He's sure old Nick never lived in California, never found his wife and daughter murdered, never joined a gang. He's just as sure that there's someone in his head with him. (Now with illustrations by Synthsinner!)
    Originally a PWP but now it's turned into a longfic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,576
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1006
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    Steve Rogers wakes up to an irregular banging sound in the distance. He is face down in a pool of what appears to be oil, and the android he designed to look like his long dead best friend is heavily damaged but trying to resuscitate him. Steve soon finds that he is missing time and he and the android Bucky are seemingly the sole survivors aboard a space station riddled with a deadly contaminant.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,044
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1963
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    On the night they first meet, Carol offers to teach Ultron more about humanity and on how to improve it, and he accepts the offer. However, are the Avengers ready to handle the fact that Carol and Ultron eventually grow closer to each other to the point where they fall in love? Maybe this love can help them endure whatever troubles are thrown at them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    135,345
    Chapters:
    61/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2952
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    In an alternate version of the Citadel DLC mission, Shepard finds herself and her friends captured and tormented at the hands of her clone and Maya Brooks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    422,878
    Chapters:
    155/?
    Comments:
    331
    Kudos:
    722
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    84304
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    Alternate Universe set in the future.
    Dean's life is too busy for a relationship, he has more money than time. He seeks out sex in a high tech brothel where Castiel helps him to find what he is looking for. Seraglio is another word for harem or a brothel using slaves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,809
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    463
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    When Eggsy's father dies on the job, Kingsman--the robotics company he worked for--gives his son the latest in artificial intelligence when he turns 25. The android is sleek and pristine in a suit, and according to the box, is an H.R.Y model.

    Looks more like a posh wanker to Eggsy, though.

     
    The android snaps to life and opens brown eyes with LED-rimmed irises that seem to get smaller as they zoom in on the young man in front of him.

     

    Hello. My name is Harry Hart.", it starts pleasantly, "I am a 5th generation H.R.Y model, number 0078. I am fluent in 300 languages, can mind the house and do any and all tasks that are required and asked of me. I can be used as a security detail, and am able to lift a maximum of 1,000 kilograms. A plethora of knowledge is at my disposal, and I am able to provide educational services if needed. I am completely at your disposal as a sexual partner, and am also able to provide medical assistance in the case of an emergency, or whenever required. I am equipped with a quantic battery that makes me autonomous for 129 years. No need to feed me or recharge me. And who might you be?"
    [[COMPLETE]]

    Language:
    English
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    35,977
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    395
    Kudos:
    670
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    6768
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    Charles' new lab assistant David 8 is working out very well. Charles has a headache one evening and discovers a side to David 8 he hadn't even known existed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    125
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    Ryan makes a discovery while repairing Jon's voice box

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,541
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    701
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    After Cosmos calls out Soundwave for working for Galvatron, he is taken into a suite and has no choice but to be with the Decepticons on board the giant commune ship.

    Events based off the ex-RiD Transformers #47 comic events.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,024
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    727
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    Healing takes time. So it's a good thing Prowl's got plenty of questions to ask, and a Jazz who is a font of all wisdom, at least as far as this new world is concerned. Now Prowl's got a choice to make - stay or go?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,147
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    967
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    It could be argued that time carries very little meaning to a droid beyond entropy, the decay of circuits and servos that at a certain point means one is destined for a junk pile or sold off for scrap, but Threepio is keenly attuned to the humans in his charge and from their perspective, it’s been so very, very long. To him it shouldn't matter if it's been fifteen minutes or fifteen years since Artoo was last functioning at full capacity. And yet--

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    424
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    A normal, sane, not tipsy person might take pause upon the knowledge that their car suddenly started talking back to them. You however, are none of those things.

    “Dude. My car sounds like a babe.” you say slowly, blinking.

    “Why, thank you.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,512
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    829
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    Prow has been betrayed, abandoned, forgotten by everyone he gave his utmost to protect through a too-long war.

    ...oh.

    Not everyone after all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,226
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    867
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    Prowl is too busy, too annoyed and too frustrated to enjoy anything about this heat cycle. It's poorly timed, inconvenient and - hey, what happened to the lights? Is this a prank, or - oh. Oh. Ohhh.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,262
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    967
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    Swerve dares Monochrome to sleep with everyone on board the Lost Light, as a joke. But he takes it to heart and plans on doing it. First victim? Rodimus. Funny enough, he's the one who flirted first.

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    English
    Words:
    1,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    19
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    There were quite a few strange things that Genos had done in his young life. Of course to those around him, practically begging to become a cyborg had been one of the strangest things that he had ever done. He had never once regretted it, though. If he hadn’t changed his body in such a way, even if it was an extreme, he never would have met Saitama. That was something that he never wanted to change, even if his teacher was the reason that he was in his current situation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    842
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    Nick Valentine has got you right where he wants you...and he's gonna get the answers he wants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,622
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    572
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    Things have always been complicated between Detective Specter and his android partner Mike. There's always been a tension between them. Today is the day that Harvey breaks his own moral code and does something about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,070
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    628
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    EVE and Wall-E are just too cute for smut so yeah why not bring Auto into it? Idk this was just random and made watching Wall-E again really awkward.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    626
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    27

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