13 Works in Rizzo the Rat

Listing Works

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    Zoot has been missing from the Muppet troupe for quite a few months, no one knowing where he is or why he decided to take time off. Dr. Teeth assumes there's nothing to worry about until the tabloids reveal the answers to everyone's questions about their saxophonist friend's situation.
    Now Zoot is really anxious about his relationship with his friends and lover, while Dr. Teeth is left stunned and confused over why Zoot has kept this secret from him for so long.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,334
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    192
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    This is the story of Gemmy Hawkins, a feminized version of the classical Jim Hawkins. She lives at the Admiral Benbow Inn, but her life changes when she is given a treasure map. It is the story of her adventures aboard the Hispaniola; between following her heart and following people's warnings. Living for two months on a ship full of pirates changes her life. She is assigned to the handsome and shady Silver.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,698
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    273
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    "Muppets," said Indy. "I hate these guys."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    995
  4. Tags
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    Muppet Drabbles, old and new, collected into one big mush.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,727
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    276
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    Zoot is in charge of his sister's children during the weekend and everything runs (somewhat) smoothly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,842
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    250
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    Nothing goes right when the Muppets choose to put on a show based on classic legends and myths.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,998
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    585
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    Once upon a time, a sad boy came across a frog with an excellent singing voice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    552
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    Loki + Muppet Avengers, what's not to love? Now with added Sam the Eagle as Coulson (I felt guilty leaving Coulson out after we finally got a real Avengers poster with him :)).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3436
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    825
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    An interview with Rizzo the Rat, The New Criterion, volume 30, number 5 (January 2012 – special issue dedicated to the 50th anniversary of The Great Gonzo's 18 Happenings in 6 Rats), pp. 55-60.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,851
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    526
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    The Muppets' scheduled special guest star is a no-show on Christmas. Scooter scrambles to secure a star, and winds up with two.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    813
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    Tonight, the Muppet Theater is proud to present the Muppet Doctor Who Special, the Muppets' tribute to the long-running BBC television series! SPECIAL GUEST STAR: Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor!

    Admission reasonable. Concessions very reasonable. Budget marginal. Free parking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,451
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    204
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    10872
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    The Xmen meet the muppets. Need I say more? Complete.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,722
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    315

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