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    It's not as easy as Abracadabra.

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    Argus Filch can be very protective. Background Minerva McGonagall/Irma Pince.

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    Dear Reader,

    The Truth must be told and its fatal duty has fallen upon your small and brittle shoulders. May you be guided by the truth of my word.

    Sincerely,
    R.S.

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    Lex is distracted by a reporter during an interview.

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    Sybill needs a date to Seer’s Soirée, and gets more than she bargained for.

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    What Rita wants, Rita gets. ::g::

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    Rita Skeeter goes for a killer interview with the last surviving – and not incarcerated – Marauder.

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    Harry Potter has traveled back to the year that shaped his life-1981; his actions will change the face of the world.

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    Fifteen drabbles on fifteen women.

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    When Rita Skeeter seeks Snape's help with a household advice column, Snape reads a letter from a correspondent with a familiar problem.

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    A Marauderized Harry has been unleashed upon Hogwarts and the world at large. World, fear for your sanity! Hogwarts, run for your life! Giant squid, don't forget 1975! A Siriusly raised Harry.

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    Third year. Summary later!

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    Zeppelin smiles and Cheshire chuckles echo, emanating from a Mad Hatter Harry.

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    AU: Lestrade's newly single. A large proportion of the population of the multiverse react accordingly.

    Mentions of characters from Doctor Who, Torchwood, Discworld, Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, New Tricks, Good Omens and Waking the Dead. I think you can get away with not knowing who they are, though.

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    Rita Skeeter finds sports reporting to be just about the dullest job ever. After a Quidditch game, she goes in search of a story that is actually entertaining, and finds herself part of a narrative more salacious than anything even she could come up with.

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    The headmistress is retiring, and Rita Skeeter is sent to interview her. Oh, how she looks forward to that.

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    Harry's days go like this: suspected vampire attack in Birmingham (where did Slughorn say Sanguini had got to?), possible house-elf trafficking ring in Wiltshire (not touching that one, if he puts a foot wrong Hermione will be in here like the wrath of God, bet Ron will volunteer), Dark Magic objects recovered from a cellar in Winchester, and baked potatoes and a pint with his best friends at lunch. And, always, Ginny.

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    In a bold move striking directly at the heart of us all, Draco Malfoy was caught in the act Saturday evening, attempting to defile Harry Potter in an act so outrageous, so scandalous, that it could only have come from the mind of the darkest of wizards.

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    Auror Malfoy and "Creature Keeper" Granger compete in a contest to concoct a new, autumnal-themed cocktail for the Leaky Cauldron. Who will prove to have the superior knowledge needed to create the best-tasting, original mixed drink? DH-compliant, EWE

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    The title says it all, really...

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