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    Arnold Rimmer never had a childhood or a birthday party. All this is about to change during a scouting trip to a Play World satellite where Dave Lister finds out it's Rimmer's birthday.

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    When Arnold Rimmer and David Lister awaken from stasis, they do not expect what they find.

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    What Rimmer really wanted to tell Lister during their nightly conversation in Stasis Leak.

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    John is getting married, which means Rimmer and Lister have to once more venture forth to the horror that is Rimmer's Family.

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    Rimmer froze: What was Lister implying? Was he saying that he thought he was some sort of weirdo who gave free dancing lessons just to get some form of human contact? Because if he did then ... he was absolutely right.

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    Just when Lister starts to make sense of his feelings for Rimmer he wakes up to find a hologram of Kristine Kochanski in his room and Rimmer gone. Will he ever get a chance to tell him the truth?

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    When Rimmer dies in ‘Timeslides’, he discovers afterwards that there was more than just one difference between the timelines.

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    Lister finds out he is pregnant by his alternate self. How will he cope with the pregnancy, especially with Rimmer promising to help and be at his side constantly.

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    Rimmer wants Lister to pretend to be his friend, but his mother mistakes them for more.

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    AU: Lister makes a bet with Parker that he can get the most unsociable kid in school, Rimmer, to be his friend. Not slash for once!

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    Christmas drabble - Lister has an oddly familiar dream

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    Lister muses over cold soup.

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    Semi-slashy drabble. Lister helps Rimmer gain the life he so desires.

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    After the events of Legion, Rimmer has trouble adjusting to feeling pain again. And Lister can't back down from a challenge.

    Inspired by this OTP Prompt from Tumblr.

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    This story takes place immediately after the end of the episode 'Waiting for God' in Series 1. In case you can't remember the episode offhand, it shows how a garbage pod shows up at Red Dwarf and Lister looks inside. This does contain spoilers for that episode, but I believe they are all minor ones.

    There is a lot of toilet humour and descriptions of waste, mouldy food, etc. Human waste also plays an integral part in this story. So be warned. Don't read if you're squeamish! If you have a childish sense of humour like me, then this could be the right sort of story for you.

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    After the events in Marooned a hurt Rimmer hides away in Red Dwarf's deepest catacombs to think about all the things he could not tell Lister to his face on the ice planet.

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    ...only inedible and nearly damn impossible to kill.

    (Set between Series VII and BTE, where Kochanski doesn't leave.)

    During a malfunction in Holly's left ear, the crew take Starbug onto the nearest S3 planet, where they find the remains if the all-too-familiar vessel, the holoship "The Enlightenment" with only three of its crew members as survivors.

    Or, rather, two crew members and an android fugitive.

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    LISTER: What do you mean you don't want to leave?
    RIMMER: We're happy here!

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    Just why was Rimmer so happy in that Backwards world …?

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    When Rimmer returns from Rimmerworld the only thing Lister wants to know is “WHY?” Why did he leave them? What made him go? But when it appears the Hologram is too traumatised to even speak after his ordeal, Lister has to take desperate measures to find out the truth. A truth that is different from anything he expected …

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    In this universe, Rimmer and Lister are raising Jim and Bexley as their own sons. One afternoon they decide to watch The Wizard of Oz together as a family. It's mainly a series of conversations that the four-year-olds have with their fathers during the movie.

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