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    When James accidentally texts a wrong number he has no idea of the friendship it will form or the amount of dependency he could give a man across a cellular network. Yet, little does James know that his special friend Jez doubles as his worst idea of a person, Jeremy Clarkson.

    When James is hired as Top Gear's new researcher it's left to Jeremy to maintain a friendship over his phone and mend a relationship in his office.

    Set in 2002. Disclaimer - This is a work of fiction.
    Inspired loosely by the movie 'You've Got Mail' and the fic 'A Finger Slip' by Pawtal

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    English
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    7/?
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    87
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    Andy has a new adventure in store for the trio after the dust has settled.
    Is it the end? Is it the beginning? Have they even noticed as they carry on being the daft morons that we love.

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    10/?
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    4
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    35
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    2
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    973
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    Desperately in love with Richard, James deals with it the only way he knows how: by avoiding him.

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    2/?
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    24
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    34
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    3
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    601
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    When Top Gear comes to a screeching halt, Richard Hammond thinks it's bad enough he's lost his best friends. The reasons why are far, far worse.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    He woke up in this place... He had no idea why. But he got more than he bargained for in the end.

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    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    106
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    Two days after Argentina, Jeremy gets a wake up call that changes just about everything. He watches as the most important things in his life slip though his fingers like grains of sand, including James. He truly doesn't realize what he has until it's all been stripped away, leaving him to fight to get it all back.

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    12/?
    Comments:
    45
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    82
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    7
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    2113
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    When Jeremy thinks he's being clever by playing Cupid with love songs, Richard can't believe he's trusted him to keep his mouth shut about how he might fancy James... a bit... well... more than a bit... a lot.

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    1/1
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    2
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    17
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    1
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    266
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    James tries his memory. Richard punches James, and Jeremy is still Jeremy.

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    526
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    7
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    192
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    I decided to write something in light of the recent issue in the media with him punching a producer over something silly. I thought my other one, "When it Rains, it Pours and I Forgot my Bloody Umbrella." was a good thing for the fans of the TGUK community so this is an unofficial sequel to that. As such, this is from his perspective and hopefully it provides some laughs to readers because right now we could likely use it, given the final verdict. His son and daughter (along with his mates) help him weed through the rubbish events in his life, as of recent times.

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    4,267
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    1/1
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    2
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    162
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    Jeremy wonders what James and Richard get up to when he’s not around.

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    1/1
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    The main character meets the three “Top Gear” men when they are traveling through India, doing the Christmas special. Out of sympathy and a good heart, Hammond saves her. They start a friendship off-camera and in the end he takes her from her old life back to England. Something she wouldn’t even dream off. But not everything is a dance on roses. Hammond is married since 10 years and has two daughters, aged 9 and 11. What will they think about the situation? Will his wife, Mindy accept that Hammond saved her from the goodness of his heart or will she suspect that there is more than just friendship behind the scenes? Will the two women, born in two entirely different parts of the world, become friends? Where will she live? How is she going to cope with this new world? And what will happen to their friendship in the end? Will it burst into flames and die out a Mindy doesn’t like her? Or will it turn into a fiery hot passion filled with love and compassion?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    20
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    13
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    440
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    James decides to bake a cake for YouTube. Richard films it. Stuff then happens.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Richard is running late.
    Jeremy squeals in delight, and James is, James.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    366
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    When Jeremy mentioned his sexual fantasy about a certain photo of a young, sexy, shirtless Bruce Springsteen to his co-hosts, he didn't suspect his third co-host would bend the timestream to bring that young, sexy, shirtless Bruce Springsteen to the here and now.

    This piece of fanfiction is dedicated to Caitlin Moran, who has only now discovered that Top Gear slashfic exists, about several years after everyone else did. Enjoy, and I hope you think of Jeremy Clarkson and Bruce Springsteen shagging every time you look at that picture :).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    4
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    115
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    (Author's) Rachel tends bar.

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    25
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    68
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    如果,TG停播了。傑瑞米與詹姆斯還有一個計劃:他們要開一間全世界最棒的酒吧!

    ※中文字數:3353字

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    302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    3
    Hits:
    58
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    James May accidentally spills boiling water in Hammond' lap.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    15
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    445
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    A continuation of my other story, The Trip. Meredith goes to London to visit James. This story is a lot steamier than my other, so be warned.

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    English
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    4,871
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    712
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    "If you are not too long, I will wait for you here all my life." - Oscar Wilde

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    English
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    31/31
    Comments:
    175
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    115
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    7
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    2970
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    After the events of the stretch limo challenge, James is unusually quiet. Jeremy and Richard want to help.

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    English
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    959
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    367

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