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    My heart, it seems, once lost is irretrievable.

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    Silk, seduction, happy spots, teasing, fluff, and positive reinforcement.

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    Jeeves announces that he is engaged to be married and will be leaving the services of Bertram Wooster in a matter of two weeks. He takes a young valet under his wing to take his place in Mr. Wooster's life and he begins to realize that sometimes kind and selfless deeds can have the cruelest of consequences.

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    10,231
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    3/?
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    8
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    34
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    4
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    204
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    Early in the morning after Valentine’s Day, Jeeves is called to pick up his employer from the Drones club, and finds that Bertie, along with other club members, got roaring drunk through the night. Apparently, they all had reason to be upset about the holiday, even Mr Wooster.

    But he and Jeeves have already confessed their feelings for each other and are in an intimate relationship, so why was Bertie upset on Valentine’s Day?

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    1/1
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    4
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    21
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    1
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    162
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    Bertie Wooster, a gallant young man about town, is gently blackmailed by one of his school friends into taking a run-down apartment in a most unseemly neighborhood of London.

    What he and Jeeves find there will leave them both irrevocably changed.

    (This is my first real attempt at writing as Bertie, un-beta'd and un-Brit-picked. Hope that it holds up, despite.)

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    English
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    9,296
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    4/?
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    12
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    36
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    7
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    327
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    I wish to remain, indefinitely and irreparably, his, until my lungs collapse and I am unable to move my legs to reach his side. They will have to tear my failing body away from him, and even then I would fight a war to continue my existence in his axis.
    Mr. Wooster was the sun, and as much as I knew I would never leave him, I had the equal knowledge that I would never put my person close enough to his to melt my wings.

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    6/?
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    23
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    44
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    5
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    310
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    "What precisely does this... beverage entail, sir?"

    "Gin, crushed blackberries, and a healthy dollop of champagne. That's what gives it the sparkle, see?"

    Jeeves looked as though he'd swallowed an irritable hornet. "Sir, the adulteration of champagne in such a manner is most inappropriate. Furthermore, if I were to open a bottle now, you would then need to consume the remainder of its contents or else the rest would be wasted."

    "Then I shall have to do just that!" I proclaimed. After all, I had nowhere to go for the remainder of the afternoon, and my Aunt Agatha would be joining me for dinner. Getting squiffy sounded like a pleasant way to pass the time until my inevitable ritual disembowling after the soup course.

    Jeeves suppressed a sigh. "Yes, sir."

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    1/1
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    1
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    9
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    29
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    153
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    A forty-five year old Bertram Wooster is most definitely enjoying the grey hair that was beginning to take over Jeeves’ scalp and is more than miffed when Jeeves suggests dyeing it back to entirely black.

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    English
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    2,098
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    38
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    3
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    224
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    Jeeves has gone away for his annual two fortnight of tarpon wrestling, and Bertie is a little lost without him.

    Ongoing, will update as often as I'm able!

    Language:
    English
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    595
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    3
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    32
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    5
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    294
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    I relayed the information I’d so masterfully committed to memory in my youth, re: the prophet Elijah being taken up to heaven while still alive and in full possession of his faculties. I’d won a prize for Scripture-knowledge and so had details of this sort at my fingertips.

    “Although,” I said, as we neared what I took to be the stratosphere, or some kind of sphere at any rate, “just now my resemblance to the prophet Elijah escapes me.”

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    1/1
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    1
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    80
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    189
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    45
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    1238
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    Nothing can stop a Wooster from helping the one in need, especially if that's Jeeves

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    7,157
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    7
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    689
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    Bertie receives a letter...

    Series
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    English
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    1/1
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    3
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    31
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    1
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    266
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    Bertie and Jeeves have spent many Christmases together but this will be their first holiday since confessing their feelings for each other and Jeeves wants to ask Bertie a certain question...

    Series
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    1/1
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    4
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    23
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    1
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    'Sir, you have been injured. I've sent for a doctor and please, if you don't mind me saying so, put on these shoes,'

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    22
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    74
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    1
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    1520
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    Jeeves has an unfortunate accident which leaves him bedbound . . . and unable to read to himself. Bertie, as always, comes to the aid of the party.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    56
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    159
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    22
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    1089
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    With a bit of song and a bit of poetry, Bertie and Jeeves agree to spend the autumn of their lives together. Fluff.

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    English
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    1,123
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    25
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    1
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    183
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    While working on his blog in a café, John meets someone he has a few things in common with.

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    1/1
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    4
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    3
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    515
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    While staying in a French resort, Bertie, who hardly understands any French, falls for a certain employee, who speaks very little English.

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    1/1
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    8
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    43
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    4
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    393
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    Questions are raised when Bertie finds angel-warding sigils hidden around the flat. Naturally, Jeeves has all the answers, but he proves reluctant to share them.

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    The older and more experienced Mr Wooster, more properly known as Lord Yaxley, has some life advice to give to his promising young valet.

    Language:
    English
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    2,160
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    1/1
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    2
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    42
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    3
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    365

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