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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    12/?
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    Rimmer uses one of his sessions with Lister to fulfill an old fantasy.

    Part of the ‘Ship’s Bike’ AU.

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    "I know what you mean about the sprites. They’re feistier than one of your Friday night curries.”

    “Well, if you’re that bothered about it, Rimmer, there’s always something we could do,” Lister says with a shrug. He’s just biding his time, waiting for Rimmer to remove his fist from his mouth and-

    “What something?” he asks, like he doesn’t want to know the answer.

    Ah. There it is.

    The AR discs have eroded after 3 million years, and the crew need some way to get their rocks off, right? Enter some crafty html coding and a heap of misunderstandings and you'll have a general idea what this fic is about.

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    “That’s the last time I ever trust a psychopath!”

    Based on where I thought Rimmer was, up until the others found him in a waste disposal box. A few tweaks had to be made, or it wouldn’t make sense.

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    3
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    When Red Dwarf is boarded by simulants hell-bent on looting and destroying the ship, help comes from an unexpected source.

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    Drabble na téma "Cena dospělosti."

    Dospělost dokáže být děsivá, co na to víc říct?

    Series
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    Čeština
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    1/1
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    Sequel to 'Like Riding A Bike'.

    Lister's two most regular clients are causing him trouble, but things are about to get a lot more complicated.

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    13/13
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    20
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    1
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    Rimmer and Crystal, on the hologram planet/haven spot a small child answering to young Arnold’s description. As Crystal seems to be able to see his mind, she realises what had happened to him.

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    When Rimmer mistakes 'areolas' for a Spanish goalkeeper, Lister decides that the hologram needs a lesson in proper terminology when it comes to the human body.

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    29
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    2
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    This is Liz's birthday present which she requested a scene between Rimmer and kryten. Part of episode 2 of my series. Please see my wattpad (same name as my A03) for 'Two Rimmer's' for my episode.

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    Arnold Rimmer faces his demons after the events in Siliconia.

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    Mild spoilers for Siliconia Red Dwarf XII

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    1
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    Spoilers for Series XII, episode 2 - 'Siliconia'

    Still suffering the effects of the mind transfusion, Rimmer lets slip his biggest secret.

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    Why would Rimmer suddenly refuse to sleep in his bunk?
    (Set directly after Cured.)

    --- Spoilers for Red Dwarf XII Cured!! ---

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    Will Lister and Rimmer get their shit together to face the sexual chemistry between them? And with the arrival of Nirvanah Crane, does it even matter anymore?

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    SO SMEGGING HYPED YOU GUYS/GIRLS/NON-BINARY IT IS MERE HOURS AWAY NOW AAAARGH

    ~based on a discussion had a while ago about whether or not it was necessary or politically correct to emphasise Lister’s accent through phonetic spelling (TL;DR - very good points made on classism, racism, etc), combined with a pun from the Goodness Gracious Me live show~

    Rimmer goes to see Kochanski to complain about the wedding vows Lister has written for him.

    Barely beta'd, slammed out whilst watching cartoons because why not.

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    It's blue, because of course it smegging is.

    An introspective Rimmer contemplates life through the medium of poorly-made jewellery.

    (Written to celebrate the doubtless delight that will be series XII. Rimmer/Lister established.)

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    19
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    2
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    What's a guy to do when Hitler likes them just a little bit too much?

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    1/1
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    Sex, Lister had once rather eloquently surmised to himself, was like Indian cuisine. Sure, it was wonderful to sit down at the table to a delicately-crafted, three-course exotic meal (resplendent with chutneys and pakoras) that took the entire evening to lovingly savour. But sometimes what you desperately craved was to devour a deliciously-disgusting, chilli-sauce-soaked kebab up against the wall of an alley.

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    1
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    The challenge: "Give me a character/pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universes for it."

    The universes: Wild West, Cyberpunk, Shapeshifters, Fantasy/Fairy Tale, ...In SPACE!!, Apocalypse, Schoolfic, Emergency Services, Mirror Universe, Steampunk

    The characters: Lister and Kochanski

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    English
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    Desperate for touch, Rimmer and Lister come to an arrangement.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    482

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