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    When the Cat gets seriously ill, the nature of his and Lister's relationship finally comes to light.

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    Dimension 14.635.135.535

    A fifteen year old Arnold Rimmer makes a break from his abusive household on Io, finding himself on Earth where he meets the eager and sympathetic lead singer of Smeg and the Heads, Dave Lister.

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    Fill for the Red Dwarf Kink Meme on LiveJournal.
    Prompt (originally from a porn battle): “Low Lister/Low Rimmer, holo-whip, pain, rough, submit, leather, eyeliner, lipstick, hat, chemicals, taste, music, differences”

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    Sequel to 'Fifty Shades of Smeg'

    Lister and Rimmer have been married now for five years. They've got the perfect life, or so it seems, but there's trouble lurking on the horizon.

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    After 200 years, Cloister the Stupid returns to his people on Fuchal, and Rimmer picks the wrong kind of mushrooms.

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    Lister and Rimmer's tentative attempt to start a relationship is complicated by both the hologram's soft-light status and the appearance of the ghost of a fellow crewmember.

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    5/?
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    12
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    2
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    Смерть (или память о смерти) наполняет людей возвышенными чувствами и делает жизнь ценной. Ощущая себя существами недолговечными, люди и ведут себя, соответственно; каждое совершаемое деяние может оказаться последним; нет лица, чьи черты не сотрутся, подобно лицам, являющимся во сне. Всё у смертных имеет ценность — невозвратимую и роковую. У Бессмертных же, напротив, всякий поступок (и всякая мысль) — лишь отголосок других, которые уже случались в затерявшемся далеке прошлого, или точное предвестие тех, что в будущем станут повторяться и повторяться до умопомрачения. Нет ничего, что бы не казалось отражением, блуждающим меж никогда не устающих зеркал. Ничто не случается однажды, ничто не ценно своей невозвратностью.
    Хорхе Луис Борхес "Бессмертный"

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    Rimmer makes Lister excersise...

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    2/?
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    Lister acts on impulse to try and rectify a problem he has caused. But how will Rimmer respond? And more importantly, how will this change their 'friendship'?
    Lots and lots of Series Two spoilers (but come on, if you haven't watched Series Two, then you probably wouldn't even be here...)

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    9/?
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    Arnold Rimmer is in the prison decks after series X and realises something which could change his life. After finding out about Crystal, he then begins to act strangely.

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    Dimension hopping in the Wildfire brings Arnold Rimmer to the doorstep of his family home, where he has the opportunity to make a drastic difference in the life of one of his childhoods.

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    This bears absolutely no truth or sanity about the ancient Romans. Just felt like having a little fun.

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    A very, very alternative take on Back to Earth in which Lister and Rimmer are together.

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    The chain rattling, to his extreme and thrilled surprise, only raises in volume after that.

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    When he enters the room, on his usual third cleaning run of the day, he finds that he can’t quite believe his eyes.

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    An expanded version of something I posted a few days ago privately. Lister takes a dare from his mates back in Liverpool.

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    Set after the events of "Only The Good," the surviving crew members of Red Dwarf begin to reassemble their lives while Rimmer fends off an identity crisis.

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    English
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    18
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