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    Bored of her immortal life on Earth, Kaguya Houraisan decides to board the mining ship Red Dwarf in hopes of regaining an interest in life by exploring deep space. But when she exits stasis after a radiation leak wipes out the entire crew, she's left only with her fellow immortal, Fujiwara no Mokou, and an AI version of her mentor, Eirin Yagokoro, doomed to drift together in the emptiness of space for eternity.

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    Whilst the Dwarfers attempt to loot a derelict ship, Lister and Rimmer run into some trouble.

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    When Lister got drunk, he got DRUNK. But no matter how embarrassing the events, at least there was nobody to answer to come the morning. After all, they were all alone. More or less...

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    Every new Ace Rimmer in the chain leaves something or someone behind when he takes up the mantle, and there are protocols to ensure that each can do the job, but what happens when one of them decides he's made a terrible mistake? To get back to his home, the newest Ace will have to fight through several universes with an unlikely ally against an unlikely foe. Is his reasons for going home enough to keep him fighting or will he die trying? And will he be able to help fix the mistakes others have made along the way? Find out in our first adventure!

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    Set after Hard-Light but before who knows what. Canon Divergence I suppose? Either way they're back on the Dwarf.

    During the locker game Rimmer finds out about a terrible mistake he made years ago.

    I started this years ago and decided to finish it off. The whole Lister sending junkmail to himself thing fit in quite neatly so I was happy to add it.

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    King Cat of Felisanya has become bored with his sex life. When his head concubine jokingly suggests that he try it with a man, he takes her seriously, and sets his eye on his new peace-offering from Britannia, a slave named David. Knowing that the King has a habit of killing unsatisfactory lovers, David’s eunuch – Krytel – suggests that he practice on another slave: a sullen man called Arnel.

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    Why Arnold Rimmer had no choice but jump into that escape pod ...

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    Every Ace knows that once you climb into the cockpit of the sleek, sexy ship called Wildfire, there is no turning back. You can only go forward, and never make a return flight home.

    That is... it was a one way trip before the most spineless, cowardly, anxiety ridden Arnold J. Rimmer to have ever existed put on the wig and Aviators gave himself a road map sprinkled with crumbs of clues to find his way back home.

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    Tribute to Brokeback Mountain, not sure of how closely I'll be following the plot, but spoilers for the book/movie obviously.

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    Rimmer's dream recorder proves a temptation for a bored Lister. Just a short thing I threw together.

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    Having retired from his tenure as Ace to be reunited with Lister, Rimmer is finding the sleeping arrangements to be rather troublesome.

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    Lister is too friendly, Rimmer can't deal with it.

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    Rimmer gets confused about his feelings and somehow ends up in a "no touching" bet with Lister. Predictably, he doesn't want to lose.

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    It was easy to know the instant Rimmer started to get worked up. The Sleeping Quarters would slowly come alive, as if the room had fallen under some magical enchantment; buzzing with a frenzied energy as its hologrammatic epicentre moaned and writhed in delight.

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    “Look, I know you want this stuff gone for good, but what if we have a food shortage? What if we meet a new life form that takes the rest of our food away? We need this as a last resort.”
    Rimmer refused to meet my eye but nodded. “Only as a last resort.”
    “Thank you.”
    “Let’s never speak of this again.” “Agreed.”

    We all agreed. All three of us. But Kryten wasn’t there then.

    (Originally posted 2 December 2015 on Tumblr)

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    Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer are stuck in space, you know the drill. But the roles are switched, Rimmer is the last human in the universe, and Lister is a hologram, how does this power-shift affect existing narratives? Something like this, perhaps.

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    Rimmer walks around in his underwear, Lister likes what he sees.

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    In the early days after meeting the Cat, Lister kept trying to see how much like the cats on Earth his new pet was. One day, however, he gets a nice surprise, even if it doesn't happen the way he expected.

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    Lister won't stop sucking on things, and Rimmer can't take it any longer.

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    Arnold Rimmer is a coward. He has always been a coward. He will always be a coward. A coward who listens to no one and nothing but himself. But most of all...

    Arnold Judas Rimmer will always do whatever it takes to keep from getting himself killed (again).

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