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    When Rimmer's light bee is damaged on an excursion gone wrong, Lister is stuck with either finding a near-impossible solution, or facing a life without his friend.

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    Bored of her immortal life on Earth, Kaguya Houraisan decides to board the mining ship Red Dwarf in hopes of regaining an interest in life by exploring deep space. But when she exits stasis after a radiation leak wipes out the entire crew, she's left only with her fellow immortal, Fujiwara no Mokou, and an AI version of her mentor, Eirin Yagokoro, doomed to drift together in the emptiness of space for eternity.

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    Rimmer's dream recorder proves a temptation for a bored Lister. Just a short thing I threw together.

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    Having retired from his tenure as Ace to be reunited with Lister, Rimmer is finding the sleeping arrangements to be rather troublesome.

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    A hundred years was not enough time. Forever wasn't too much to ask, was it?

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    Every Ace knows that once you climb into the cockpit of the sleek, sexy ship called Wildfire, there is no turning back. You can only go forward, and never make a return flight home.

    That is... it was a one way trip before the most spineless, cowardly, anxiety ridden Arnold J. Rimmer to have ever existed put on the wig and Aviators gave himself a road map sprinkled with crumbs of clues to find his way back home.

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    Lister is too friendly, Rimmer can't deal with it.

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    Rimmer gets confused about his feelings and somehow ends up in a "no touching" bet with Lister. Predictably, he doesn't want to lose.

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    It was easy to know the instant Rimmer started to get worked up. The Sleeping Quarters would slowly come alive, as if the room had fallen under some magical enchantment; buzzing with a frenzied energy as its hologrammatic epicentre moaned and writhed in delight.

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    “Look, I know you want this stuff gone for good, but what if we have a food shortage? What if we meet a new life form that takes the rest of our food away? We need this as a last resort.”
    Rimmer refused to meet my eye but nodded. “Only as a last resort.”
    “Thank you.”
    “Let’s never speak of this again.” “Agreed.”

    We all agreed. All three of us. But Kryten wasn’t there then.

    (Originally posted 2 December 2015 on Tumblr)

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    Rimmer leaves Red Dwarf and finds himself on an artificial world called Genesis - his only companion is the planet's caretaker, Exuberant Witness.

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    Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer are stuck in space, you know the drill. But the roles are switched, Rimmer is the last human in the universe, and Lister is a hologram, how does this power-shift affect existing narratives? Something like this, perhaps.

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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    Rimmer walks around in his underwear, Lister likes what he sees.

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    Tribute to Brokeback Mountain, not sure of how closely I'll be following the plot, but spoilers for the book/movie obviously.

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    In the early days after meeting the Cat, Lister kept trying to see how much like the cats on Earth his new pet was. One day, however, he gets a nice surprise, even if it doesn't happen the way he expected.

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    Lister won't stop sucking on things, and Rimmer can't take it any longer.

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    Arnold Rimmer is a coward. He has always been a coward. He will always be a coward. A coward who listens to no one and nothing but himself. But most of all...

    Arnold Judas Rimmer will always do whatever it takes to keep from getting himself killed (again).

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    Arnold Rimmer retires from being Ace and builds a life for himself on the newly restored Red Dwarf, helping others along the way.

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    Rimmer returns home after a stint as Ace to find things have changed, yet haven't at the same time.

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