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    Rimmer and Crystal, on the hologram planet/haven spot a small child answering to young Arnold’s description. As Crystal seems to be able to see his mind, she realises what had happened to him.

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    When Rimmer mistakes 'areolas' for a Spanish goalkeeper, Lister decides that the hologram needs a lesson in proper terminology when it comes to the human body.

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    King Cat of Felisanya has become bored with his sex life. When his head concubine jokingly suggests that he try it with a man, he takes her seriously, and sets his eye on his new peace-offering from Britannia, a slave named David. Knowing that the King has a habit of killing unsatisfactory lovers, David’s eunuch – Krytel – suggests that he practice on another slave: a sullen man called Arnel.

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    Sequel to 'Like Riding A Bike'.

    Lister's two most regular clients are causing him trouble, but things are about to get a lot more complicated.

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    11/?
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    This is Liz's birthday present which she requested a scene between Rimmer and kryten. Part of episode 2 of my series. Please see my wattpad (same name as my A03) for 'Two Rimmer's' for my episode.

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    Arnold Rimmer faces his demons after the events in Siliconia.

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    Mild spoilers for Siliconia Red Dwarf XII

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    Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing...

    This story is a work in progress. Your comments, reviews, and opinions would be deeply appreciated! :)

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    19/?
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    Spoilers for Series XII, episode 2 - 'Siliconia'

    Still suffering the effects of the mind transfusion, Rimmer lets slip his biggest secret.

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    5
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    Set during and after series XI - After eighteen months of being gone, a familiar face suddenly comes back into the Dwarfer's lives. As time goes by Rimmer begins to remember past events involving Aria, which drudges up both good and bad memories.

    On top of it all, they crash land onto a strange, alien infested planet and have to save the entire galaxy from total obliteration.

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    Why would Rimmer suddenly refuse to sleep in his bunk?
    (Set directly after Cured.)

    --- Spoilers for Red Dwarf XII Cured!! ---

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    Will Lister and Rimmer get their shit together to face the sexual chemistry between them? And with the arrival of Nirvanah Crane, does it even matter anymore?

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    SO SMEGGING HYPED YOU GUYS/GIRLS/NON-BINARY IT IS MERE HOURS AWAY NOW AAAARGH

    ~based on a discussion had a while ago about whether or not it was necessary or politically correct to emphasise Lister’s accent through phonetic spelling (TL;DR - very good points made on classism, racism, etc), combined with a pun from the Goodness Gracious Me live show~

    Barely beta'd, slammed out whilst watching cartoons because why not.

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    It's blue, because of course it smegging is.

    An introspective Rimmer contemplates life through the medium of poorly-made jewellery.

    (Written to celebrate the doubtless delight that will be series XII. Rimmer/Lister established.)

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    What's a guy to do when Hitler likes them just a little bit too much?

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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    11/?
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    Rimmer leaves Red Dwarf and finds himself on an artificial world called Genesis - his only companion is the planet's caretaker, Exuberant Witness.

    Dedicated to Paul C. Giachetti. He was my long term beta for Holoman. Without him, I don’t think it would’ve been as great as it is and these side stories, even Fragments, wouldn’t exist.

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    Sex, Lister had once rather eloquently surmised to himself, was like Indian cuisine. Sure, it was wonderful to sit down at the table to a delicately-crafted, three-course exotic meal (resplendent with chutneys and pakoras) that took the entire evening to lovingly savour. But sometimes what you desperately craved was to devour a deliciously-disgusting, chilli-sauce-soaked kebab up against the wall of an alley.

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    1
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    The challenge: "Give me a character/pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universes for it."

    The universes: Wild West, Cyberpunk, Shapeshifters, Fantasy/Fairy Tale, ...In SPACE!!, Apocalypse, Schoolfic, Emergency Services, Mirror Universe, Steampunk

    The characters: Lister and Kochanski

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    Desperate for touch, Rimmer and Lister come to an arrangement.

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    Bored of her immortal life on Earth, Kaguya Houraisan decides to board the mining ship Red Dwarf in hopes of regaining an interest in life by exploring deep space. But when she exits stasis after a radiation leak wipes out the entire crew, she's left only with her fellow immortal, Fujiwara no Mokou, and an AI version of her mentor, Eirin Yagokoro, doomed to drift together in the emptiness of space for eternity.

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    3/?
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    2
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