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    “Any idea why Rodney’s been slamming things around all day?” John slid into the chair next to Elizabeth, “Or why he’s been yelling at his minions more than usual?”
    “I’d better go finish-” D tried to stand.
    “Sit,” Elizabeth ordered.
    “What happened?” John looked between them.
    “D,” Elizabeth raised an eyebrow.
    D smiled politely, “He’s an egotistical jackass with poor social skills?”
    Elizabeth gave D a hard stare.
    “It was suggested to me,” D stated flatly, “that I should find a healthier outlet for my anger than the last method I employed. I was annoyed with Dr. McKay so I decided to get even with him in a non-violent manner. I wrote my report on the MTI in three different languages, knowing that he didn’t understand any of them.”
    “And?” Elizabeth prompted.
    “And when he came to confront me about it,” D continued her recitation, “I antagonized him further by being deliberately obtuse in my responses. Also, before I left I insulted his ego by implying he wouldn’t understand the words in the report anyway.”
    “Yeah,” John drawled, “That’d do it.”

    First Great Edit of 2015 now complete. All chapters updated.

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    Several characters reflect back on their lives during the week prior to leaving for Atlantis. Contains OCs.

    #1 of Atlantis Series

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    AU: Elizabeth is alive and Carson is not a clone. There's a few new members to the Atlantis expedition. Or, more importantly, one beautiful scientist who has a knack for pulling a certain commanding officer's heart strings. Things get even more interesting in the Pegasus Galaxy now that she's arrived. This is redone. A lot is still the same, just lots of mistakes FIXED and a few things changed. Hopefully it's better!! Also more chapters than before!!

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    A collection of 100-word Highlander crossover ficlets, snapshots into could-have-beens for our favorite Immortals. Contains some (temporary) character deaths and descriptions of violence. (These folks are Immortal, after all.)

    I am open to requests!

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    Tag for Hot Zone. Rodney McKay is not known for his compliments, and I always wondered why he referred to her as 'the lovely and talented Dumais'.

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    Three years after 'Enemy at the Gate' the team find themselves back together again and battling enemies old and new. But with many of the relationships that held them all together on Atlantis now fractured and broken, do they still have what it takes to save Earth? Warning for references to a regular character's death in coming chapters. McKay and Sheppard Friendship.

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    McKay and Zelenka answer the questions no one has ever asked, and it's the same answer for all of them: the Stargate did it to us. The recommended course of action results in funny hats, paradigm paranoia, hairstyle adjustments, fun with speech patterns, and Rodney's personal phobias threatening the entire city. Pretty much in that order. Either nothing will ever be the same again, or everything will be exactly the same and all this lunacy will have been for nothing.

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    Inspired by the Tumblr post by EvilPotato512

    "imagine the most serious character you know
    now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by"

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    When ancient computers and the Trust get involved, McKay and Beckett fight for the right of free will—can they regain control before it gets out of hand?

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    Damn it, Sheppard’s tired of wanting. His best friend is a god damn wolf, and that’s not even the strangest thing that will happen this week. Their whole fucking lives are weird; is it really so strange that he should fall for McKay, that McKay might even feel the same way?

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    Rodney McKay has never been good with relationships, so when his current 'significant other' Katie Brown forces him into Couples Therapy he thinks things can't get much worse - until he meets his therapist: Dr. John Sheppard.

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    John and Rodney lend a hand when Radek wants to give Elizabeth a Valentine's gift.

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    Teyla is calling frantically for help on her radio, but Rodney can't hear her. He's gone a special kind of deaf, he thinks, because all he can hear is the sound of Sheppard's panicked shout ringing in his ear.

    Repost from 2006. I am depressing myself by realizing how long ago I posted these stories.

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    Our showin’ up right when we did, Rodney and I, it wasn’t exactly an accident.

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    Elizabeth Weir looks at her watch nervously. This is actually a very important occasion, and the flicker in her eye tells she feels worse than when they all left Earth to face an unknown fate in the first place...

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    Atlantis may never be the same as her Leaders jump through time. New members join the expedition, relationships are revealed. Who is the new Dr. McKay and how is she related to Rodney. Changes are in store as the Ori and Wraith cause major problems in both the Milky Way and Pegasus galaxies. McShep, JO/DJ.

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    Rodney McKay is a starting pitcher for the Jacksonville Jumpers baseball team. The Jumpers are in a tight race for the division pennant, and can use some help winning their division. The team has just signed catcher John Sheppard -- who is a 'known' jinx -- the teams he play on never do better than second place.

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    for Prompt #86: John Sheppard inherits Sheppard Industries on the death of his estranged father, only to discover that Sheppard Industries is involved in so much more than John ever knew. Among other things, SI keeps a semi-tame brilliant-but-arrogant inventor on staff. Dr. Rodney McKay is responsible for most of the weapons and computer science advances in the company, including advanced tech that belongs in a sci-fi TV show. While Rodney tries to convince John that SI needs to pull back from military applications and seek out more science-based projects, someone decides that Rodney McKay should come work for them, and kidnaps him. John pulls out the entire arsenal at his disposal to bring Rodney back safely.

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    Rodney's life is not a bad porno, but the ridiculously attractive pizza guy that knocks on his door one night kind of makes him wish it was.

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    The dreams of the Atlantis expedition have always been pretty grim...

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