17 Works in Quarters (Homestuck)

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    Summary

    The Midnight Crew is raiding the Felt Mansion again, resulting in a war rife with time shenanigans between the two gangs. Each chapter follows a single character from the Felt and the Midnight Crew.

    Words:
    14,432
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    270
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    A tale of Schrödinger's cat, what if as Lord English came to the post scratch trolls world he left his worlds most prized possession with the members of the Felt by accident, dooming them all to an assortment of cruel deaths, one after the other? Watch as the puppet moves hand to hand between the gang, leaving each a terrible curse to fall upon.

    Words:
    3,663
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    “Foolish pawns of black, thou hast done a heinous act. For committing a crime of the highest degree. Demons! Demons! Shall you be! Souls ripped in half and sealed, locked tight. Thou shalt be horrors of the night! The only way to restore your souls, is to destroy your relics whole. Have no hope, little pawns of black, for there is no way you shall be turning back....”

    Words:
    7,834
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    85
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    Clover gets a birthday present he'll never forget.

    Words:
    1,533
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    163
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    A series short works, all less than 1000 words, depicting various scenes from the lives of The Felt and The Midnight Crew.

    (Rating subject to change as more material is added. More character relations will be added to the tags as the collection grows.)

    Words:
    2,588
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    540
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    What would happen if a broken pin was used on the voodoo doll? What does it take to ruin a timeline? Do the Felt members keep their powers after death? And, most important and most asked around the gang, who would last the longest in an undead onslaught?

    Die doesn't know, Die doesn't want to know, but like it or not, he's going to find out.

    Words:
    10,167
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    389
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    I take short fic requests on Tumblr. Here is where I'll collect them.

    Words:
    4,998
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    725
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    Stitch saw everything and nothing at the same time. From the brush of fingers over an effigy, the battered old tailor could see pain and torture and all the physical pain inflicted on any Felt member. All too often, the other members of the Felt came to him with their problems, especially one in particular...

    Then again, Die has always been a strange one to Stitch...

    Series
    Words:
    6,856
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    287
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    Die feels a bit like dying right now, or maybe crawling into a hole and never coming out. This had seemed like exactly the sort of fantasy he wanted to act out, right up until this very moment when it was actually going to happen. It was one thing to think about being restrained and fucked, and something completely different to actually stand in front of all of his co-workers, naked, and terrified.

    Words:
    9,656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1048
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    “Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.

    “Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.

    If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.

    Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.

    Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.

    Words:
    9,958
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    618
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    Quarters goes for a walk to the smoke shop downtown to buy some cigars, but instead ends up listening to music performed by a rather unusual sax player.

    Words:
    979
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    134
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    Snowman was stuck in her room, pacing like a caged tiger. Even though she was no longer the queen of anything, she was still genetically a Queen. Normally, that affected her very little. The mansion wasn't exactly a hive the way Derse had been, but it did in a pinch, and the Felt weren't drones exactly the way that her teeming millions of citizens had been, but they were good enough that she could feel at ease. Except, as it turned out, they were drone-like enough to finally trigger her desire to mate.

    Words:
    4,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    807
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    The Felt indulge Snowman by helping her roleplay one of her darker fantasies. It goes about as smoothly as can be expected when she's relying on a bunch of idiots to take something like this seriously.

    Words:
    11,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    534
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    A showdown in the desert between the Midnight Crew and the Felt over a cache of supplies ends up going horribly wrong when they encounter some of the native Alternia flora.

    Words:
    7,759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    812
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    What should be a regular interrogation with the Felt takes a nasty turn when they realize Slick isn't the man they thought he was.

    Series
    Words:
    14,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1352
  16. Tags
    Summary

    For the Homestuck Big Bang: God Tier 2011.

    In Which John is a Brilliant Sociopath Detective With a Brittle Heart and a Platonic Bed-Hopping Problem; Karkat is the FBI Agent and Relationship-Expert Who Has Been Assigned to Protect Him Because the Approaching Can City Mayoral Election Has the Mobs in a Stir; A Clever Serial Murderer is On the Loose; Jade is Inventing Ectobiology; Terezi Makes a Grown Man Cry; Jack Noir is Easily Distracted by His Arch-Nemesis; Everyone Overlooks the Obvious; Vriska and Eridan Get to Play Hero; Eight People Die Horribly; Five People Get New Quadrants Filled; and the Future of Troll/Human Relations is Changed Forever.

    Words:
    51,051
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    6798
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    Your name is Spades Slick, and you are being attacked in the middle of the night for a crime you haven't committed yet. The Felt didn't expect to find Problem Sleuth here too, but it can only help so much; the two of you aren't quite a match for most of the Felt seeking vengeance. And Problem Sleuth isn't helping, constantly trying to get off that attack that'll only kill him...

    Words:
    2,597
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    986

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