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    The cat's out of the bag. Katie finds out about Stephen and Alan. She decides to talk it out with the two of them.

    And then, she makes the suggestion.......

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    6
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    10
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    1
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    168
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    Alan owns a coffee shop. Stephen owns a caffeine addiction and a sweet tooth. Neither of them own up to their feelings, at least not out loud. Cue mutual pining and a lot of cake.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    101
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    "Я не понимаю, как я полюбил тебя. И зачем. Ни путей, ни целей, ни задач, просто рухнувшая на меня стена — не выбраться".
    И Алан старается сделать вид, что не задыхается, старается дышать, старается не погибнуть.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    33
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    “Dragons, man. They get such a bum deal.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    157
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    Alan finds that a cave has an unexpected occupant. Stephen as a grumpy dragon.

    Language:
    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    65
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    So this is part of a sprawling story that MistressKat and I have been imagining (although not much is written). It crosses over with Strictly Come Dancing and QI, and also have Emma Thompson and Hugh Laurie. Basically the premise is that vampires are known although it is not known that Stephen Fry is the Master of London. New vampires cannot be made without the permission of the Master. Both Emma and Hugh were made by Stephen and are his second-in-commands. Stephen wants to turn Alan Davies but as yet has done nothing about it.

    Language:
    English
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    245
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
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    142
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    I honestly have no idea how this happened, I just had this image of Stephen as a stern professor and Alan needing to improve his grades, so he says the magic words: "I'll do anything you want!" And things just sort of..... escalated from there.

    How this went from just a sexy 'fullfilling a fantasy' PWP to an actual love story I have NO idea, but I kinda like the way it turned out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,529
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    929
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    Stephen has actually said that in his house if you place a word on the scrabble board you must know what it means. Alan responded by saying that he wouldn't be playing with Stephen. Hah little did he know what I would do with them! Also, this is just after they've gotten together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    389
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    God help them, the (Coren) Mitchells and Webbs are hosting a party this year.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1284
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    Jeremy enjoys filming his latest appearance on QI immensely, but the conversation after the cameras stop rolling turns out to be quite a bit more interesting than anything written on Stephen’s cards.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,042
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    773
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    Alan feels the need to check on Stephen after something insensitive is said in an episode of QI. He ends up being the one that's reassured.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,099
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    886
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    At first, Stephen doesn't realise what's wrong, but both of them missed the elephant in the room.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1528
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    Extras from the Qi day-care centre series which we couldn't really place in any episode will be placed here. Mostly Alan centric (probably).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,082
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    437
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    Welcome to QI day-care centre, where every day brings new adventures to mister Fry and the kids!

    (Chapters are based on episodes of series G [no, way]. Stephen Fry is the adult who works at the daycarecentre and (most of) the contestants are the kids)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,010
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    463
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    Welcome to QI day-care centre, where every day brings new adventures to mister Fry and the kids!

    (Chapters are based on episodes of series K [no, way]. Stephen Fry is the adult who works at the daycarecentre and (most of) the contestants are the kids)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    601
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    362
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    Welcome to QI day-care centre, where every day brings new adventures to mister Fry and the kids!

    (Chapters are based on episodes of series A [no, way]. Stephen Fry is the adult who works at the daycarecentre and (most of) the contestants are the kids)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    243
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    363
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    SO - back before I ever found the AO3 OR saw TW or POI or anything, I wrote this actual play - which was put on in an actual theatre with professional actors etc etc - as a personal exploration of what great TV can do for a person. In it, the playwright - CLARE - organises a performance in which she is played by a beautiful actress, who is magically visited through the television by TRIXIE from Deadwood, her favourite show. But then STEVE McGarrett comes through too - sort of with Danno, and then so does Stephen FRY who is her hero. Then the beautiful actress gets annoyed with playing a lonely shut-in fantasist (as she sees it) and rebels - and there is also trouble with the replacement MUSICIAN that CLARE has hired to play the ukulele.

    I don't know that ANYONE will read it on here, as it is only tangentially fan-fiction in a way - and it takes a while to read etc - but I thought it might be a useful thing to have it up on a public site. And also - I am super proud of it. Unlike MY slightly dodgy fanfics, which are secret from everyone I know, and which are written for my own amusement and the amusement of like-minded peeps :) , this ended up being a serious go at literature. I am gifting it to my fave writer ATM.

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    English
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    1/1
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    It's been 365 days since they first moved in together. Since they learnt to put up with each other; since Alan learnt that Stephen isn't to be disturbed until he's drunk his first cup of tea or coffee of the day. Not if he doesn't want to be insulted. 365 days of learning about each other's foibles, likes and dislikes. If they were married it would be their paper anniversary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    897
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    Alan still isn’t quite sure what this relationship between them is; work colleagues, friends, fuck buddies, Dom and Sub. The different parts of it leave Alan nervous and confused at times, not sure how to react to Stephen. Which has led them here: Alan on his knees and Stephen in full Dom mode.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    685
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1032
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    Later, when Alan started actually miming swan mating, Victoria leaned towards Jo again. “Here's an idea,” she said, reaching for the pen in front of her. “Every time someone makes a sex joke, I get a point.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,244
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    940

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