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    Keladry spends much of her time groaning in her new life with Maura, and the older woman's love of puns.

    (written for Team Protector, Maura/Kel, for Goldenlake's 2011 SMACKDOWN event.)

    Words:
    649
    Chapters:
    6/6
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    Jack's got major parental issues, is juggling taking care of his sister Mary and trying to stay halfway sane through the chaos.

     

    Then, one day trying to temporarily run from his problems he meets Pitch.
    Plot ensues.
    Note: I've with-held multiple tags for the sake of not spoiling too much and...that's alot of freaking tags - especially to the first climax of this story.
    Seriously, I feel like I'm spoiling a lot just letting 'mental breakdown' and 'major character death' be in the tags.
     

    I am not responsible for your feels, nor am I an abuse victim.

    Words:
    28,099
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1096
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    1870. Emperor Napoleon III has been captured in the Battle of Sedan and France has become a republic once more. Paris is under siege by the Prussian army; "she floats and does not sink."

    Bossuet, Joly, and Grantaire are drinking.

    Words:
    1,274
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    96
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    Despite his best efforts, Kaworu just can’t seem to get Shinji to smile for him. He’s about to rectify that. He hopes.

    Words:
    3,098
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    187
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    Honestly, no summary will adequately prepare you for this overflowing basket of crackiness. Expect the unexpected. Twists and turns and word play. Characters having fun.

    Words:
    8,266
    Chapters:
    49/49
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    18
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    Compilation of assorted short B7 fic with the common theme of word play, including puns, confusion caused between English and American*, and possibly other forms of word-crack.

    Depends on what I find when I turn over the old folder and shake. It's a mixed bag, most of it is Gen, but chapter 5 goes really a bit beyond innuendo.

    Words:
    5,942
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Hits:
    7
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    This is a compilation of short (none serious) crossovers between Blake's 7 and other fandoms. Quite a few are drabbles ( a true drabble is 100 words exactly, including the title. I never counted the title.)

    Words:
    2,910
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    93
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    Everyone speaks in a mish-mash of British slang (as taken from a site- I can't vouch for any of it ever being in actual use). Cockney rhyming slang is included, but not limited to that.

    Vila is annoyed, Avon quarrels with him, Gan and Blake intercede.

    That's about it, really. (the Other rating is for the sexual content in dialogue.) It's short, but it just wouldn't fit with anything else to make a compilation.

    Words:
    289
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    6
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    Thor returns to Asgard with his brother in chains. Loki doesn't seem to have much to say for himself, but Thor makes up for him.

    Words:
    5,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    709
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    Avon forgets something important to Blake, but he makes it up to him.

    Words:
    1,505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    10
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    While his friends may not have realized that Kurt was home alone while Burt was in a coma, the hospital did. A phone call to Burt's listed next of kin brings to Lima, Ohio Kurt's cousin, Harry Potter. Lima won't know what's hit it.

    AU from Grilled Cheesus. No Magic.

    Words:
    7,616
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    945
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    When the debate team goes on a snow holiday, nothing will be straightforward.

    Words:
    14,231
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1866
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    Five names Stiles has been called (and one time someone got it right).

    Words:
    5,357
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3640
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    It wasn’t a secret that the Prince of Camelot wasn’t exactly the brightest star in the sky.

    Words:
    3,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    687
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    Erik is a pastry piping bag and Charles is a cream puff. Crack. Nuff said.

     
    Chapter 1: I like my men like I like my puffs. Filled to the brim with cream.
    Chapter 2: Locked Out of Heaven
    Chapter 3: I hate zombies

    Words:
    1,550
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    42
    Hits:
    953
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    Miko wants to go shopping! And Wolfram discovers something called a Megamall, much to Yuuri's dismay.

    Words:
    5,998
    Chapters:
    5/7
    Hits:
    15
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    ‘Gwen-‘

    ‘Please,’ she said, breathless, ‘I knead you now, please.’

    Bread wafered with desire as she slid her hand down his bottom and stroke him slowly.

    Words:
    1,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81
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    It's the end of "Chosen." Spike is burning up in the Hellmouth, and Buffy's holding on to his hand, unable to let him go without telling him... except Spike has something to tell her, too. It concerns her mother, and a promise Spike made to her way back in season 2.

    Words:
    693
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    81
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    Sherlock, John, and The Alters are intoroduced to a strange mute girl who's only possession in the whole world is a King James Bible.

    How can something so innocuous lead to a terrifying adventure in the wilds of Ireland, to a cave of notorious family of robber murderers, and the ghastly secret generations of the same family have kept to themselves?

    Series
    Words:
    41,343
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    641
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1909
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    Cato asks Caesar to read a personal letter during the Catilina Affair, which puts certain ideas into Brutus's head.

    Words:
    3,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    79

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