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    All the drabbles I've written for Frans on my Tumblr, but never migrated here for some reason <3 SFW stuff in this one, I'll make a separate fic for the NSFW stuff ^_^ hope you guys enjoy!

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    Music was the only thing that saved Keith from falling into the void.

    Whoever had met him could declare for sure that wherever he went, Lance brought joy and fun.

    Keith is a pianist at the Altea Music Academy, where his adoptive brother Shiro teaches. He's not interested in performing in front of people because he plays the piano only to have a purpose in life, until Shiro and other teachers decide to publicize the school with a concert at the Paladin's, where Lance - Pidge and Hunk's friend - works as a bartender. Their first meeting is not the best (neither the second, the third...)

    But both of them know that, even if they don't want to admit, it was love at first sight.

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    Whatever Michelle is feeling for Liz (it's not a crush, it's not a crush, it's so not a crush), she's quite sure that it'll never be reciprocated.

    She's about to be surprised.

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    It all started one day....

    (PiperMcLeantheBeautyQueen added Wisegirl23, sparkysparkman66, Seaweedbrain09, Hazelthegolddigger, Chinesebabycanadianman, and Badboysupreme to the group chat)

    And then chaos ensured, mistakes were made, and there is surely a lot of regrets...

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    Sam and Dean are dead. Castiel arrives just a bit too late to save their lives but is able to save the Winchesters souls. Even as souls, they recognize Castiel's grace and remember who they are. They latch onto him and manage to escape the reapers, but are now on the run. What can two glowing smoky souls and one half powered angel do against all the reapers hell bent on throwing the Winchesters into the void?

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    Holmes talks about Paganini. Watson talks about Holmes. Fluff.

    3. The Urge of Exhaustion.

    This led him to Paganini, and we sat for an hour over a bottle of claret while he told me anecdote after anecdote of that extraordinary man. –"The Cardboard Box"

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    Yoongi likes to brag to his friends about his boyfriend. Jimin likes to brag to his friends about his boyfriend.

     

    Little do they know there's actually crossover in their friend groups.

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    Sometimes the most unorthodox things are not so farfetched. Sometimes all it takes is a small shift for things to start tumbling.

     

    Being tossed into a world of monsters as if you were some kind of protagonist is something you’d expect out of a B-list horror movie. Or even Pixar. But it was your life now.

    That didn’t mean you had to be happy about it though.

    Given the chance to correct what's gone wrong, you swear you're going to fix all this even if it kills you. Which it probably will.

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    Frisk finally succeeded on her mission and freed the underground for good. After resetting one last time and thanks to her new boyfriend Sans’ help, she was able to bring everyone to a happy ending. At least that’s what she hoped. Truth is, the outside world is harsh and humans have different opinions when it comes to monsters. Plus, dark thoughts haunt both their minds as they try to grow up in this world… the return of an old enemy, the pressure trying to earn human’s acceptance, their own forgotten past... The couple is faced with new challenges that will thoroughly test their bond.
    Will they finally get the chance to be happy? Will they find that happiness together or will this journey take them separate ways? Will their souls' bond persist under constant pressure and exposure?

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    Midoriya thought that he’d finally started to get his life together after moving out of his moms house. He had a decent sized apartment, he had a steady part job and his college classes were, well ok. Shit hits the fan when he accidentally spills coffee on a customer at work though, who also happens to be his new neighbor? He’ll never live this down.

    Or a mess of Bakugou and Midoriya slowly getting together through awkward movie nights, work visits, hanging out with friends, meeting each others parents and shitting on each others cooking skills. It's a wild ride that works out...-
    -Somehow.

     

    (I'm horrible at summaries uh oh)

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    All because Sanha haD to deepthroat the posicle

    That's low key gay lmao

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    Magnus gets a surprise from Alec.

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    “-And the club’s haunted! The last two girls who were in it mysteriously disappeared. So why, of all clubs, do you want to reinstate this one?”

    Twenty years after Renko meets Maribel again (albeit not quite), the two return to the outside world for a short visit. While they're there, they encounter something quite peculiar- someone wants to give the Sealing Club another chance.

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    The monsters have finally made it to their destination. But all is not what it seems. Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! -Book 2 {FINISHED}

    Frisk wakes up, but what will she encounter now that she's awake? -Book 3 {STARTED}

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    Yaoi: Ok wait r u guys on a donut date or?????
    Yaoi: I need to know
    Yaoi: For reasons
    19toomanypilots: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    420blazeit: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Dispear: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Koko kirigiri: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Souldier: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Progamer: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Cornhair: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Precious Cinnabon: Wait, what does the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) emoticon mean?
    Cornhair: SEE
    Cornhair: I TOLD U
    Cornhair: HE’S PRECIOUS CINNABON
    Otakool: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Luckster: You’re late

    Basically this is a chatroom au crackfic chocked with memes. And swearing. Lots of swearing. I'll try to update as much as possible but hey this shitshow of a fic is bound to end sometime

    This story is 98% DR1 kiddos, everything SDR2 are in chapters 17, 24, and especially 27. Just sayin in case you were going to read the fic for the SDR2 characters.

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    Lance McClain has a secret, and it's not that he has a huge crush on the gorgeous swimming god Lotor Prince, who makes his heart beat flipper-fast. Unrequited love is hard enough when you're a normal teenager, but when you're half-human, half-mermaid, things can get a special kind of complicated.
    When Lance's attempt to win Lotor's love leads to a case of mistaken identity, he's in for a tidal wave of relationship drama. He's about to find out that happily ever after never sails quite as smoothly as you planned.

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    Sherlock Holmes, the world’s only Consulting Equestrian Expert, is the individual called when horse owners are out of their depth. At the behest of his elder brother, Sherlock travels to Amarillo, Texas, to investigate why a valuable bucking stallion has seemingly gone berserk for no reason and killed his trainer. The local authorities suspect the owner of fraud and possible animal abuse, but Mycroft sees parallels to an unsolved case from the 1980s wherein a racehorse killed a groom. Complicating the situation is John Watson: bronco rider, rodeo veterinarian and one of case’s primary suspects…

    Or, to put it another way: Rodeolock AU! Sherlock Holmes and John Watson running around Texas, USA in cowboy boots, Wranglers blue jeans and cowboy hats. 'Nuff said.

    WIP: tends to update roughly once every one to two months.

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    Can two idiots stop bickering long enough to confess their true feelings for one another? Steve and Bucky will attempt to answer this question in just twelve short years! A journey filled with road trips, arguments, other relationships, emotionally convoluted hookups, borderline-salacious and pastrami-sandwich-adjacent amateur theater, and heaps of completely unnecessary, totally mutual pining! An updated re-imagining of a romcom classic, starring Steve Rogers, a bird-boned, hopeless romantic with a stubborn streak, and Bucky Barnes, a laid-back Lothario (dubious on both counts) with a heart of gold and more bad Star Wars puns than Mark Hamill himself! Also features supporting roles by Natasha 'We All Wish We Were That Cool' Romanoff, Samuel 'Has His Shit Together, Unlike All of You Dweebs' Wilson, Clint 'Are You Going to Finish That Slice' Barton, and many more! Now showing at an archive near you.

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    Marinette could take precise measurements of a model to the hundredth decimal place by sight, could modify ingredient measurements in her head; she could even lasso an akuma halfway to Nice if she wanted to, but she couldn’t for the life of her and all of Paris understand physics. She really was lucky that her partner excelled at it.

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    Puns I find for Chat Noir

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