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    Eventually, the tremors stop and he is in control completely again. Bored to hell and back and in control, just like always, he thinks bitterly.

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    Admittedly, Problem Sleuth had a few expectations going into a relationship with the violent gangster Spades Slick. And he was kind of looking forward to them. The really unsettling part is finding out that Spades Slick is actually kind of... romantic. How disappointing.

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    It was the impending doom of being locked in a cell that had you scared, because with your amount of priors the cops’d lock you away and conveniently misplace the key until you offed yourself or got someone else to kill you.

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    Scofflaw kidnaps Detective with the intention to learn as much about Scout as possible.

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    "There is nothing more important to a man than his Family." - Don Vito Corleone

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    1/?
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    Sleuth asks Droog for advice about sex with Slick; Droog reflects on horrible life choices.

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    You have to admit that when Slick first opens up that tiny metal box he keeps under he bed and reveals the contents of it to you while you’re both mostly undressed, you laugh in his face. It’s hard not to. It isn’t every day that Slick shoves a red collar into your hands and looks at you with an intent that couldn’t be misconstrued no matter how hard you try.

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    You jab him with your foot. That's when he looks up at you with those eyes of his. They're dull, and it fucking breaks something in you when you see him like that. You don't let it show.
    “Shouldn't you be home with miss Holly?”
    “She's dead, Jack.”

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    It's Solstice Eve, and it's snowing. And Problem Sleuth is almost 100% certain that if you lick a metal lamppost, your tongue won't stick to it.

    One of these things is about to bring on a bad night.

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    You can tell when the festive season truly begins when you walk into a department store and see a rack of novelty ties.

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    Things were different before Kingpin. You and Pickle Inspector used to be a united front. Granted, you were united in your loathing for Sleuth, and besides that you really didn’t hang out or talk much or even like each other, but at least you didn’t have to worry about him and Sleuth keeping secrets from you.

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    Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.

    These are those stories.

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    69/?
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    5
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    1963
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    He’s played for you a few times since then, late at night when you couldn’t sleep and you begged him to play you a lullaby to drone out all the noise in your head, but that first song stuck with you. It was special.

    He’s playing that song now.

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    Innovator and Scout bond over rescuing Scofflaw in the most vicious way possible.

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    Deadeye Detective tries to wrap his head around this alleged relationship. Possibly to be continued?

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    You are Problem Sleuth and you’ve got your hands on a pumpkin. You are also really annoyed with Slick.

    You’re trying to think of a really good pose, because shit is about to get so real you don’t even know what to do with yourself.

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    The deal isn't a good one for Problem Sleuth: beat Diamonds Droog in a fight, and Slick'll be his bitch for a change. But it's not like he's got a choice. So now he's just got to find a way to win against the most dangerous man in Midnight City.
    That's all.

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    2,036
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    2/?
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    5
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    49
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    4
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    What Droog does on his own time is his own business, but Boxcars is all over this and now he’s got Deuce riled up too. If it draws attention away from your own love affairs then, well, fine, let’s meddle.

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    While Problem Sleuth and Spades Slick might be having some sort of weird hate-love relationship, Diamonds Droog would like to reassure the good Sleuth that he is not immune to the other Crew member's sadistic tendencies, and that his place in the food-chain is still below the Crew.

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    28
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    2
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    493
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    Seriously, what choices did you make to end up here: pantsless on the floor of Scout's shithole apartment, with a vomit-stained jacket, a headache, and Scout yelling at you about how you're friends and how it would be really weird for you to have sex?

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    8
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    28
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    3
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    1429

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