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    It's Solstice Eve, and it's snowing. And Problem Sleuth is almost 100% certain that if you lick a metal lamppost, your tongue won't stick to it.

    One of these things is about to bring on a bad night.

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    1/1
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    7
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    54
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    3
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    1865
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    You can tell when the festive season truly begins when you walk into a department store and see a rack of novelty ties.

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    1/1
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    2
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    29
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    Things were different before Kingpin. You and Pickle Inspector used to be a united front. Granted, you were united in your loathing for Sleuth, and besides that you really didn’t hang out or talk much or even like each other, but at least you didn’t have to worry about him and Sleuth keeping secrets from you.

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    1/1
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    1
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    14
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    2
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    304
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    Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.

    These are those stories.

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    61,886
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    69/?
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    74
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    88
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    5
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    1747
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    He’s played for you a few times since then, late at night when you couldn’t sleep and you begged him to play you a lullaby to drone out all the noise in your head, but that first song stuck with you. It was special.

    He’s playing that song now.

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    2
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    15
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    1
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    378
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    Innovator and Scout bond over rescuing Scofflaw in the most vicious way possible.

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    7
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    1
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    437
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    Deadeye Detective tries to wrap his head around this alleged relationship. Possibly to be continued?

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    1
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    7
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    1
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    461
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    You are Problem Sleuth and you’ve got your hands on a pumpkin. You are also really annoyed with Slick.

    You’re trying to think of a really good pose, because shit is about to get so real you don’t even know what to do with yourself.

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    1/1
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    1
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    15
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    2
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    449
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    The deal isn't a good one for Problem Sleuth: beat Diamonds Droog in a fight, and Slick'll be his bitch for a change. But it's not like he's got a choice. So now he's just got to find a way to win against the most dangerous man in Midnight City.
    That's all.

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    2,036
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    44
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    3
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    688
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    What Droog does on his own time is his own business, but Boxcars is all over this and now he’s got Deuce riled up too. If it draws attention away from your own love affairs then, well, fine, let’s meddle.

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    1/1
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    29
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    1
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    445
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    While Problem Sleuth and Spades Slick might be having some sort of weird hate-love relationship, Diamonds Droog would like to reassure the good Sleuth that he is not immune to the other Crew member's sadistic tendencies, and that his place in the food-chain is still below the Crew.

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    482
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    1/1
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    1
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    21
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    2
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    428
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    Seriously, what choices did you make to end up here: pantsless on the floor of Scout's shithole apartment, with a vomit-stained jacket, a headache, and Scout yelling at you about how you're friends and how it would be really weird for you to have sex?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    23
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    2
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    771
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    You were of half a mind to get roaringly drunk and blow something up, like the Fuzz’s station. Never mind that such a thing would be suicide.

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    15
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    1
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    369
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    A few centuries of shady living allowed you to acquire certain skills, and if you’re not army-surgeon standard, you can at least dig out bullets and put stitches in more or less the right place. You just hope that nothing vital was hit even though that looks to be a near certainty, because you can’t do anything about that.

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    A dog, no matter how much you wanted one, was out of the question.

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    599
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    1
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    8
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    1
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    It’s really just a thing you find entertaining, getting a rise out of Scout.

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    1,221
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    1
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    6
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    294
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    All the while, during those years when Midnight City was built up and a new sort of civilization was being formed, Scofflaw skulked in the shadows and observed the people that came in.

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    2,521
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
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    8
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    2
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    241
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    Your name is Dead-Eyed Detective and you’re starting to get concerned over how your spy is being courted by the city’s foremost criminal.

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    542
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    2
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    365
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    “Why of course I know what I’m doing, Neffie dearest. Do you think I could have maintained the Twilight Scoundrels’ dominance over the more interesting parts of society if I didn’t?”

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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    1
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    324
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    “Y’ couldn’t kill e’ryone if y’ wanted to. Too much… ‘motion. S’in the way you play the piana.”

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    518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    283

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