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    There is more to Pickle Inspector than Diamonds Droog could have expected.

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    1/1
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    14
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    43
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    6
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    Slick spills details of sex with Droog to Inspector; Inspector wants to die.

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    1/1
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    3
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    48
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    Heinous Doxy is trouble, and officer Snowman knows that in a city like this, you can't leave trouble to its own devices.

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    1
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    204
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    You are Diamonds Droog, and there are two reasons why you do not simply reach across the table and snap Pickle Inspector’s extraordinarily skinny neck with your bare hands.

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    1/1
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    1
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    11
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    1
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    268
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    "There is nothing more important to a man than his Family." - Don Vito Corleone

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    429
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    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    866
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    Sleuth asks Droog for advice about sex with Slick; Droog reflects on horrible life choices.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    43
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    5
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    1033
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    DD/PI, Stockholm Syndrome. Need I say more?

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    Something about Inny and Scoff’s early relationship.

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    4
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    2
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    Something with Droog talking about his former relationship with Slick or how much he hates Problem Sleuth.

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    1/1
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    1
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    11
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    1
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    323
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    A little Mobsterswitch? In Innovator’s point of view? Maybe a few musings on the beginning of a relationship with Detective?

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    Droog/Slick, written to fill the following Midnight Crew meme kink:

    Slick gets drugged somehow, and we’re talking extremely intoxicated. No balance, difficulty speaking and thinking coherently, and maybe some hallucinations for fun
    Whoever drugged him is about to/in the middle of/has already beat the shit out of him and/or taken advantage of him when Droog or Sleuth find him.
    Basically just want a lot of eerily vulnerable Slick and DD or PS fixing him up and helping him get through the night.

    Only this will probably stretch a bit longer than a single night. BECAUSE I CAN, BETCHES.

    I titled it Heat because aside possible temperature shifts implications (hurrr) I was listening to http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/heat on a loop while writing. Excellent for atmosphere.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    You have to admit that when Slick first opens up that tiny metal box he keeps under he bed and reveals the contents of it to you while you’re both mostly undressed, you laugh in his face. It’s hard not to. It isn’t every day that Slick shoves a red collar into your hands and looks at you with an intent that couldn’t be misconstrued no matter how hard you try.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    36
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    7
    Hits:
    847
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    When he walks into the bar you can tell he’s having a bad day. The way his shoulders are slumped and his hat is ever-so-slightly tilted off kilter on his head are huge tip offs, and you’ve got a gin ordered for him before he even sits down next to you.

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    1/1
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    1
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    5
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    1
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    Your initials are P.S., and are skimming through college without direction until one night your roommate P.I. shows you a movie that changes your life. Adventure ensues.

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    3/?
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    10
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    46
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    6
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    730
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    You jab him with your foot. That's when he looks up at you with those eyes of his. They're dull, and it fucking breaks something in you when you see him like that. You don't let it show.
    “Shouldn't you be home with miss Holly?”
    “She's dead, Jack.”

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    It's Solstice Eve, and it's snowing. And Problem Sleuth is almost 100% certain that if you lick a metal lamppost, your tongue won't stick to it.

    One of these things is about to bring on a bad night.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    2339
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    When Pickle Inspector wakes up in the morning, the world surprises him every time. It’s not a good thing. He supposes it isn’t a bad thing, either. But it’s definitely never good. The world is too grey to be good.

    Merry Christmas to blacktail! For the Intermission Secret Santa.

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    1/1
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    1427
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    You are Diamonds Droog and you are standing in a white room. You can’t see a light source, but nonetheless it is very bright. There’s a table in the middle of the room, and another door lies beyond it. There is a small pink teapot on the table, as well as two matching teacups, a bowl of sugar and a milk pitcher. There are two seats. A dark figure sidles up next to you. You look over to see not a face staring at you, but a bare skull. Somehow you are not surprised.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
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    3
    Hits:
    360
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    Things were different before Kingpin. You and Pickle Inspector used to be a united front. Granted, you were united in your loathing for Sleuth, and besides that you really didn’t hang out or talk much or even like each other, but at least you didn’t have to worry about him and Sleuth keeping secrets from you.

    Words:
    2,062
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    383
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    Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.

    These are those stories.

    Words:
    61,886
    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1963

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