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    The Archangel Samuel, from Gabriel's point of view.

    (this has been waiting for ages until I finally decided there was nothing in my power I could do to make it less crap)

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    I live in the countryside, and this is what happens from time to time. Somehow I unintentionally ended up describing a stormy version of love at first sight. How embarrassing.

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    Raphael and Gabriel were close once.

    Maybe they still are. Maybe they still could have been.

    And it hurts.

    Two archangels reacting to each other's deaths.

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    The mysterious memoir of the roguishly handsome criminal mastermind M falls into the unsuspecting hands of the cold-hearted Professor Liza Palida. Who will live...and who will die? (The answer is no one! Welcome to Neopets.)

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    When Genesis' forces attack Junon, Cloud's unit is deployed to protect the city's residents. The mission sees him working onside the infamous Turks, and although at first he's impressed by their skill, a series of unsettling encounters leaves him questioning Shinra's morality.

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    Axel and Roxas meet as pretentious middle schoolers roleplaying Sonic the Hedgehog original characters only to reconnect years later through a terrible blogging website as a potential Philosophy major and already freshman Classics major. An embarrassingly pretentious rendition of their relationship, it doesn't matter how much you know about Plato's Allegory of the Cave or how fluent you are in Greek and Latin. At the end of the day, you're still a huge fucking nerd with a Sonic inspired Skype username and composition notebooks full of information about your two-toned hair Sonic persona named Tenshi. Yes, that's Japanese for 'angel.'

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    Kakashi does his duty after the Valley of the End.

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    it is the destiny of raleigh becket and mako mori to save the world from the approaching apocalypse, but both of them are also destined to die before that time. so the universe sends them guardians to keep them alive to perform their duties in the breach, when it opens.

    or: yancy becket and stacker pentecost are sort of guardian angels, whose job it is to protect their respective charges from harm, but also to keep the balance of the universe: a deliverance can only come from a sacrifice.

    and the sacrifice it will take to deliver the world is going to be incredible.

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    the second time he meets jean, his body is wrong, it's raining, and jean threatens to sue him.

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    Skye's reflections during sex with Coulson. Inspired by a section on desire in Jean-Paul Sartre's Being and Nothingness. That's why it sounds like a philosophy research paper at times and then other times verges off into terrible purple writing. Anyhoo, it got written.

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    "That bad?" She jokes, and she can taste blood in her mouth from biting down too hard on her tongue. She swallows it down and tries not to flinch at how it tastes more like oil than iron.

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    thekneegrope on tumblr gave me this idea to write a fic featuring mechanic!john and aristocrat!sherlock.... in victorian space. so... yep. here it is.

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    ‘Shock, denial, guilt. The words came with starched white coats and blank eyes, faces twisted into ugly sympathy as they expressed halfhearted condolences.’

    I honestly don't know what this is thus I cannot summarise it. But hey, take a chance, maybe you'll like it. Maybe.

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    Faced with his own mortality Coulson finds himself trying to recover his lost youth. Skye goes along with the plan.

    (The Skoulson/Nouvelle Vague mash-up you never knew you wanted)

    Edit: Written before 2x05 aired so kind of AU-ish by now, but not too much.

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    Voldemort gains immortality, to his regret. A poem.

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    The night after he dives in front of a bullet for Kieren, Simon dreams of thick rope, a noose around his neck.

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    "Kim, come here, I wrote you a three page treatise on why Dennis Reynolds is a cumslut."

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    When his family evacuates the city, he feels like he's being written out of the story.

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    Slaine goes to Mars and has horrible nightmares about the planet turning him into something new. Or: a tragic explanation for why Slaine has no pupils. Or: I ripped off "Dark They Were, and Golden-Eyed." Also: Slaine's dad dies.

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    There is a Grain of Sand in Lambeth that Satan cannot find
    Nor can his Watch Fiends find it: tis translucent & has many Angles
    But he who finds it will find Oothoons palace, for within
    Opening into Beulah every angle is a lovely heaven
    (William Blake, Jerusalem 37:15-18)

    An angel overhears the prayer of a hunter, but doesn't reveal himself. That's it.

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