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    "You killed her," that mask smiles, "You took her from me."

    "They must suffer," she tells her Corvo, "They must scream."

    "There're other ways, Corvo," he whispers, "Must you--You needn't always--"

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    Slaine goes to Mars and has horrible nightmares about the planet turning him into something new. Or: a tragic explanation for why Slaine has no pupils. Or: I ripped off "Dark They Were, and Golden-Eyed." Also: Slaine's dad dies.

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    There is a Grain of Sand in Lambeth that Satan cannot find
    Nor can his Watch Fiends find it: tis translucent & has many Angles
    But he who finds it will find Oothoons palace, for within
    Opening into Beulah every angle is a lovely heaven
    (William Blake, Jerusalem 37:15-18)

    An angel overhears the prayer of a hunter, but doesn't reveal himself. That's it.

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    Once more I manage to venture into fanfic that fails to conform to the norms of fanfic. Sue me. I started out as a theater babe.

    This is...hmm. Abstract set, surreal story, characters in search of a meaning, weird, unplayable, more than a bit pompous, and something I do when I should be otherwise working.

    Really. It's a script. It's flakey. It's got all these quirky bits of freakishness--bits of "Camino Real" weirdness, Tom Stoppard "Rosencranz and Guildenstern" lunacy, a dollop of "Skin of our Teeth" fluidity, and far, far too much no-budget theater talking heads/no tech/low tech.

    All it needs is Death from Pratchett to show up and ask if anyone's seen the seventh seal, sorry to be a bother, but there was an accident with a circus and someone has to take care of the wrap-up....He's done the first six seals and the occelot, but the seventh seal seems to have gone missing. Yeah. And now that I've thought of that ending I'm half tempted to edit it in. Consider yourselves warned.

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    A network of roads and inter-dimensional portals connects every reality known and unknown, and it's all about to be lost forever. Castiel, Dean, Sam, and Jet fight to make sense of an unravelling mess and keep the universe in one piece. It's a big job but it all has to start somewhere.
    Rated Explicit for later chapters.

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    Everyone's learning all kinds of things they didn't really want to know.

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    she tells Steve that the Soldier shot her once.

    she does not tell him everything.

    (spoilers for CA:TWS)

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    Do you believe in ghosts?

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    Eren and Jean in a world where they could have been happy.

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    “I keep trying to tell myself it could be worse, but—I just don’t know how.”

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    Eren and Jean find each other in prison.

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    Louis loves Eleanor. Nick loves Harry. Louis wants to fix Harry but ends up breaking himself. Harry doesn't love anyone. Harry learns to love Louis.

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    There's a kind of sound you might know as Arctic Monkeys, and a kind of meaning that sits between the lines of their songs. I fell in love with Arabella and apparently so did Harry. This fic is because fame and fortune, beauty and glamour, don't matter as much as what's beneath your skin.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn6-TItCazo

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    Their hands were so different! Just a study between Kathryn's and Chakotay's hands.

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    Eren's a drug addict, Jean's a washed-up freelance writer, and they're no good for each other. They're really, really not.

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    “Say, Jaeger,” he says in a conversational tone, sliding into the passenger’s seat, “you know I hate you, right?”

    Eren gives him a sideways crooked grin, kind of warped round the edges, maybe a little hungry.

    “I know,” he says, frankly. “Why do you think I asked you?”

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    Q: What makes a scientist? (A: his peppy radio assistant)

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    Life.

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    After the war a man called Hatake Kakashi returns to a place called Konoha. (loosely based on something to remember (just in case)

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    The Reichenbach Hero has fallen. Friends, associates, complete strangers and the man himself spend the day wandering round London.

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    22
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    5
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