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    Summary

    Ianto Jones isn't gay. Not even a little. Which has absolutely no bearing on the fact that he's about to have sex with Jack Harkness come hell or high water.

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    1/1
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    7
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    Dean and Sam have to go to Montana to take on a rather curious case: Shifters have taken advantage of a local gay adoption center.

    Key word?

    Gay.

    There's no way Sam and Dean can do this case without pretending to be gay, and since they don't want to bring in any other hunters, they're stuck with pretending to be a couple with each other. This presents a problem for both Winchesters: They're both convinced that the other would be horrified to find out about the supposedly-unrequited love that one has for the other.

    Series
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    29,180
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    518
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    Vince has effectively friendzoned himself with every eligible woman in Mayfield.

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    523
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    1/1
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    1
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    15
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    John's getting tired of explaining he's not gay, but how do you say no to a psychotic mass-murdering genius?

    Or in which Jim tries to woo John by being clever and sensitive and John has some serious thinking to do.

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    14,829
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1993
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    Scott and Stiles undercover in a gay bar. Because reasons.

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    Scott makes a frustrated whine at the back of his throat. "No, Stiles, we have to kiss," he says, motioning between them in visual explanation. Scott shoots a quick glance over to the dance floor and Stiles follows his gaze to where Danny and his potentially murderific new beau are back in view and heading their way.

    "Because we're boyfriends. At a gay bar. With gay guys. Because we're gay. Together," Scott says very pointedly, sharp and quiet as possible right into Stiles' ear.

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    3,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1229
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    Laura's not expecting two teenage boys to burst into the bakery, brandishing lacrosse sticks yelling about “Kidnap!” and “Pedobears!” and “Sex slaves are illegal!”

    She’s flabbergasted.

    “Cupcake?” Derek offers.

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    5,079
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    551
    Bookmarks:
    143
    Hits:
    8287
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    "Sammy, shake a leg. The Po-Po are gonna roll through here soon and – "

    His words stalled as he obviously caught sight of Booth's immobile body.

    "Tell me that isn't who I think it is."

    "It's not who you think it is."

    "Damnit Sam! This is not the time for jokes."

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    3,056
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    793
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    AU; Alex and Kyle are assigned a Sim outside of the Centre. Kyle/Alex

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    6,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    23
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    AU; slash. Kyle/Alex

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    2,978
    Chapters:
    3/3
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    13
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    Thiel trifft Boernes Mutter zum zweiten Mal, und ohne Ablenkung durch einen Mord im Freundeskreis hat das deutlich mehr Verwicklungen zur Folge.
    (Thiels POV, nur der Epilog ist Erikas POV. Auch die Episodenbezüge finden sich im Epilog.)

    Series
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    17,819
    Chapters:
    7/7
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    1
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    Kirk and Spock are on a mission. Events provide Kirk with an opportunity to discover he can respond to Spock sexually, and it’s reciprocated. Responding is one thing, acceptance of it, quite another...

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    40,813
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1423
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    Summary

    In Susannes Augen würde ihn in diesem Leben nichts mehr besser aussehen lassen, aber wozu das Boerne zu erklären versuchen?

    Series
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    1,581
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    When watching ep 3x17 - 'Crash and Burn' I couldn't help but notice that Nick and Hodges were awfully hostile with each other and here's my take on why

    Words:
    19,590
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1207
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    The IOA decide that because Rodney has never been in a successful long term relationship while on Atlantis, that he lacks certain leadership skills. John however, can't bare the thought of Rodney leaving, so comes up with a cunning plan.

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    21,897
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    6293
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    It's a temple of man-loving, and Spock really wants to get inside to take some readings. Kirk proposes a logical course of action.

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    2,751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1810
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    Clark’s too nice, and Lex has a plan.

    Words:
    3,687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1492
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    In which new friends are made, science is advanced, and Jack and Stephen pretend to be Scotsmen. Set shortly after _HMS Surprise_.

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    7,274
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    244
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    Jensen lets Misha pick where they're drinking. Misha picks a gay bar. It doesn't go to plan.

    Words:
    4,423
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1524
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    Summary

    Fraser and Ray on a stakeout, just like every other time before, until it's suddenly not.

    Words:
    1,098
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    325
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    Summary

    Jim's brilliant plan works, but it also has... consequences.

    Words:
    1,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    87

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