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    When Dave and Bro wake up, finding themselves on a new planet and not quite human, shit goes down and irony is off the charts.
    In which Dave and Bro are kawii fucking pale bros.

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    When Dave begins expressing a solely ironic interest in spreading Christmas cheer, Roxy and John decide to prank him into an ever-escalating war of holiday spirit involving ugly Christmas sweaters, SBAHJ gingerbread cookies, and Kidzbop. Lessons are learned, hugs are shared, food is eaten-- and most importantly, a merry time is had by all.

    A fluffy little Christmas-themed prankster's romp for Hazelshade12, in honor of Giftstuck. Happy Holidays!

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    Dave won't get out of bed, so Karkat needs to help.

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    You like pretending sometimes, just like Rose likes pretending that she doesn't also know that John has trouble sleeping and why, like Jade likes pretending that there isn't a gray asshole that's most likely just as lonely as all of you are, all the way across the other side of the universe, with his equally lonely friends

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    You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

    Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

    So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.

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    How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

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    you knew that rebuilding your life would be difficult, but why did everyone else have to make it so difficult too?

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    *Dave/Karkat* A small window in the lives of Dave and Karkat post Sgrub/Sburb, written for GiftStuck 2013 for user Assumare.

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    In which John Egbert thinks sex is far more important than breakfast.

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    Feferi finds highblood politics a difficult game to play if she wants to remain true to her morals.

    Karkat finds highblood politics a pain in the neck and wishes the new empress would stop making his new job so difficult.

    In which the new empress finds herself developping flushed feelings for her bodyguard who turns out to be the descendant of a prophet killed by her ancestor, etc, etc, etc.

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    Sollux is late coming home, and Karkat's not too happy with him. Thus leading to a very satisfying 'punishment' including some blowjobs, bondage, and bee panties.

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    Dave and Karkat are dating, sort of, but not really, and Dave has a "secret" crush on his older brother.

    Bro can't keep his shit straight and uses Post-It's for everything, Dave casually sexts his not-boyfriend, Bro sews, Dave asks for popsicles and gets orange sex puppets thrown at his face.

    It's just a day.

    Slice of life style fic.

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    -- undyingUmbrage [uu] started trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --

    uu: WHAT THE FuCK IS uP. WITH THIS CHAT CLIENT.
    uu: TROLLING IS FOR LOSERS. WHERE IS THE JEERING OPTION.
    CT: D --> I beg your pardon
    CT: D --> Who the heck are you and why are you on my chumproll in the first place with your l00dicrous and despicable hemoanonymity
    uu: I COuLD ASK YOu THE EXACT SAME FuCKING THING.
    uu: BuT I WON'T. BECAuSE I'M NOT A DuMBASS.
    uu: AND I ALREADY ASKED DIRK WHO THE FuCK YOu WERE. AND WHY YOu WERE ON MY CHuMPROLL.

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    This will make negative sense if you have not been reading the previous fics in the series, especially Oasis Reunion. Not that it makes a ton of sense with it, mind.

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    The Signless went from an unknown mutant to a martyr to a messiah to a twenty year old pre-law college student. Starting a movement that would alter Alternian history forever is easy, resisting the constant urge to kill Kankri is hard, and figuring out relationships is a task of Sisyphean proportions.

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    It took all of a few minutes for Jade's friends to forgive her for everything she did while under the Batterwitch's control. After all, nothing she did had any real long lasting consequences. Everyone was still alive, they survived and beat the game together, Jade helping them the whole time once she broke free. But even after they finally escaped the game's clutches, Jade can't quite forgive herself, and not just for what she did while possessed.

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    Four sweeps ago, you played a game. Four sweeps ago, the world as you knew it ended. Four sweeps ago, you died.

    Three sweeps ago, the remaining players in your game won. Three sweeps ago, the world reset. Three sweeps ago, you came back to life.

    Two sweeps ago, you ascended to power. Two sweeps ago, you became a naval captain. Two sweeps ago, you started buying slaves.

    One sweep ago, you found him. One sweep ago, you bought him. One sweep ago, he became your slave. One sweep ago, you set out on another naval mission.

    Two days ago, you came home.

    Today, you went looking for him.

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    When everything changes for the better, sometimes, you find, that other things don't.

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    Gamzee has a major growth spurt while Karkat is away from their shared hive. Feeling alien in his own body brings up some unpleasant feelings that need shooshing... or perhaps more.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, today is your 18th birthday, and you know that you are forgetting something.
    The time of the year doesn't matter, the weather is always hot. Faint sounds of churning gears always haunt you when the heat is unbearable. There just seems to be something that hangs on the edge of your consciousness, a deep longing for something you know is there but just can't quite taste yet. When this hits, you always feel on the cusp on it, like you'd be able to figure it out if given the right amount of—

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    A parody of the song "Still Alive" from Portal.

    I filled a request in the Shitty Secret Santa thread on the MSPA forums. It was supposed to be about Lord English, but I made this instead. I'm thinking about showing this to the person who does Broadway Karkat, but if you would like to show them and suggest it for a future project for them, that's fine too. Just don't claim it as your own.

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    The 'new start' after the game isn't what anyone expected or wanted.

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