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Civilizations are born, thrive, and eventually fall. Their ruins are found by the next generation of sentient beings, and are explored extensively. There’s always that question, what were they like?
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An audio recording of JumpingJackFlash's Menthol Cherry Red Streaming, MP3 & M4B [00:41:10]
- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -
CG: THE INEVITABLE HAS OCCURRED.
CG: SOME MICROORGANISM ENDEMIC TO THIS FECULENTLY OVERCROWDED PLANET HAS MUTATED SUFFICIENTLY TO COLONIZE MY DEFENSELESS BLOODSTREAM.
CG: MIMICKING PRECISELY THE SCENARIO FROM THE HUMAN LITERARY CLASSIC ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’
CG: EXCEPT THAT INSTEAD OF SAVING THE HUMANS FROM DESTRUCTION AT THE GRUESOME APPENDAGES OF MINDLESS GENOCIDAL MONSTERS, THIS HEROIC MICROBE HAS SAVED YOUR PATHETIC ASS FROM MY COMPAF;DS’
CG: COMPARATIVELY MILD WRATH AT YOUR COMPLETE FUCKING INABILITY TO EVER DO DISHES EVER.
CG: SO BASICALLY NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK AT ALL EXCEPT THAT I’M DISEASED. -
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Rose stashes things away, in the dark, under wraps and chained up, behind locked doors in secret passageways.
[100 Themes Challenge: 67 - Boundaries]
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- Part 3 of 100 Themes Challenge
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When Sburb finally ended the remaining kids were reborn on Earth as their respective selves, even the remaining trolls were reborn, but as humans. As the children aged they gained back memories of their past lives on accord to their aging, at age 12 they remember each other and swiftly try to contact each other. There was no difficulty connecting to each other once more except for one thing, they were missing someone, John never came into contact them.
This is the story of what happened to John.
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In a whirlwind of impossible events that have left them all breathless, the twelve trolls have found themselves back on their own planet, almost as if nothing has changed. Key word there being 'almost'. But things go pretty well... at first. Alternia isn't any kinder, and they must juggle Imperial Drones, assassination attempts, and the Cult of the Signless uprising with something even more terrifying: growing up.
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- Part 1 of Adolescence
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There are so many questions swimming around in your head. But mostly you’re concentrating on what you’re going to say to everyone. Okay, so you don’t want to see everyone, but if they are all here then you are going to see them.
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Four in your bed, at midnight or at three in the afternoon, a tangle of arms and legs. Often when someone is tired or busy or traveling you’ll group off in twos or threes, but when all four of you are at home and willing -- those are your favorite times.
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"She knows six different carapacian methods for resolving conflict and conferring status, but not how to handle a sweaty middle-aged guy trying to pick her up at Chili's."
For the intoabar challenge. Very mild, vague spoilers for The Office finale.
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“Hey, there’s no need to apologize. These things happen.” You try and reassure him, but you can feel your eyebrows begin to crease with worry. This is the third morning in a row this has happened, and you’re beginning to feel like you’ve seen this before…
But no, that’s impossible.
“Urgh, what’s wrong with me??” Karkat groans from inside the toilet, and you swallow, your throat feeling dry.
You decide that it’s time to go pay your dear sister and her girlfriend a visit.
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After the game came the war, and the fall. Thousands of years later the Striders have risen among the ranks of the lusi to become the most coveted, their knowledge strengthening the human race for a time when the rebellion would rise again. The question is: Can the heirs to the legacy, and the wigglers they've raised, stand up to the legends written about them?
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The game is won - easy peasy, lemon squeezy! Beta and alpha, human and troll, all get dumped, alive, on a mixed Earth in a time that really belongs to none of them (okay, maybe two of them?). Nothing to do but bite the bullet and settle down somewhere, like maybe the Lalonde mansion, which is conveniently empty and basically waiting for them. Nice!
Yeah, no sweat – 32 teenagers can totes live under one roof without any kind of trouble. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!
(Set in the same 'verse as 'Let's Fap Until Karkat or Kankri Scream (And Even Then)'
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- Part 1 of So When Does This Start Being Weird
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Terezi's won a mansion, and she's decided to share it. But when they move in, sexual tension and emotions rise. First NSFW fic!
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You're not particularly fond of your second job, but when a man who goes by the name of John enters the shop, you think you're done with being single.
But of course there's a catch.
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After the Game, the kids and trolls end up on a planet very similar to Earth, complete with oceans, mountains, forests, etc. Dave takes Sollux to the beach.
The really bad thing about having the echoes of your powers still working is that you know when things are going to happen, without being able to stop them.
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Upon finally successfully completing a game, the players are deposited in a new universe, with their hoards of grist and boondollars converted to the local currency.
Unfortunately, Eridan spent the entire game killing things he wasn't supposed to kill.
A prince doesn't go crawling to his former friends when he finds himself in a hard spot, but sometimes a witch will take things into her own hands.
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HSWC prompt: "You didn't feel my penis, it was a banana" (thefrogman).
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HSWC bonus round fill in response to the prompt:
“If there is no love in the world, we will make a new world, and we will give it walls, and we will furnish it with soft, red interiors, from the inside out, and give it a knocker that resonates like a diamond falling to a jeweller's felt so that we should never hear it. Love me, because love doesn't exist, and I have tried everything that does.” - Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Shipping World Cup
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-- Your SBURB game file has been completed. Input command? --
==> Run REWARDS.exe.
-- SBURB.exe will be closed. This action cannot be undone. Confirm? --
==> Confirm.
-- Running REWARDS.exe. Thank you for playing SBURB. --All you can ask for at the end of the universe is to repair the life you lost. But is it worth it, if the person you love the most can't remember what you had before, either? If you can't remember that it was you who saved the universe?
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In Which Jane Crocker Is Getting Used To Being A Troll (No She Isn't,) A Party Gets Crashed But Is Then Put Back On Its Rails, And Jane Totally Does Not Pale Hook Up With Dirk Strider (Yes She Does.)
Contains Several Shameless Public Pappings, Ashen Fuckery (Seriously Jade Stop,) Karkat Being A Pale Guru, And One List Of Raunchy Troll Porn Titles.
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- Part 4 of Covalent Bonds