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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    “Hal Strider, you are hereby invited to an exclusive viewing of my vajayjay. Feel free to touch the artwork, maybe even stick your dick in it,” He announced, dramatically gesturing with his hand towards his vagina.

    (Or, Hal is a virgin and Davesprite offers to help. nsfw Stridercest week day 2)

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    John Egbert is a flaming homosexual and has 7 boyfriends who love him and each other. This is just a daily blog sort of thing that will keep you updated on what happened today between them. Will there be smut? Will there be fluff? Who knows.

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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    John is always there for you, and yet he doesn't seem to understand that you'll do the same things for him.

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    A young man stands alone in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, August 9th, 6016, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was sixteen years ago he was given life, only now will he be given a name. What shall the name of this young man be?

    A sequel to Homestuck about the next group of SBURB players. Three humans and six trolls are brought together by a shadowy group of cherubs to create a new universe.

    Don't expect frequent updates- but believe me, I WILL get stuff out once in a while.

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    Yellow Diamond decides it's high time to begin investigating a former potential colony after receiving reports of radio signals coming from the planet's surface.
    Meanwhile, Steven discovers a colorful chat client, and makes a new friend!

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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    Dave had never been a hero and he knew it.
    It was not the worst thing though. The worst thing was knowing he could have been.
    And he fucked up.

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    The game was over.
    The game was won. Finally, they had reached the end of this agonizing eternity. So they stood on the platform, and Terezi handed out disguises at Rose's suggestion, but he didn't know why. The hive was green, the light blinding. And then there he stood, in a shady forest in the middle of nowhere, and there was no reception and something clawed him and-- and he was not alone.

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    this is not a christmas fic it's a new years fic and yeah

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    -- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
    TC: so yeah hi

    It's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.

    He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?

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    1. "Byrd," Kanaya says with even more careful enunciation than usual, and that's how you know she's kind of drunk. "I do not wish to impugn on your transcendental broship with John."
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    2. GG: hi byrd can i talk to you???
    GG: its not super urgent yet but ahhhh, i really need to talk to you!!!
    GG: byrd featherbutt strider!
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    3. Terezi has a problem with Dave's shower. A very grave problem. Dave chivalrously undertakes to fix it.
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    4. Chapter 13 from Bro's POV.
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    Collection of ficlets that might turn out to be canon for the main fic and deliberately branching-off plotlines.
    Will not make sense without having read Crash Standing.

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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] opened memo Bearded Wizard Slash on board FUCK PARADOX SPACE IN EVERY SINGLE BLACK HOLE: THE MOVIE --

    TT: This shall serve as a repository for my magnum opus.
    TT: I tease. This is a chronicle of my early days of trollhood.
    TG: yes plz tell us everything about you playing ye olde alien trouser flute

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] banned turntechGodhead [TG] from memo Bearded Wizard Slash --

    TT: I would never dare to steal the thunder from your own memo, dear brother.
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    Collection of logs to bridge the first week after Covalent.
    1) Rose & various; Feferi
    2) Dirk & Tavros, Dirk & Dave
    3) Jade & Gamzee
    4) Roxy & Eridan
    5) Dirk & Roxy & ??

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    In Which Jane Crocker Is Getting Used To Being A Troll (No She Isn't,) A Party Gets Crashed But Is Then Put Back On Its Rails, And Jane Totally Does Not Pale Hook Up With Dirk Strider (Yes She Does.)

    Contains Several Shameless Public Pappings, Ashen Fuckery (Seriously Jade Stop,) Karkat Being A Pale Guru, And One List Of Raunchy Troll Porn Titles.

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    You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

    Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

    So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.

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    How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

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    -- undyingUmbrage [uu] started trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --

    uu: WHAT THE FuCK IS uP. WITH THIS CHAT CLIENT.
    uu: TROLLING IS FOR LOSERS. WHERE IS THE JEERING OPTION.
    CT: D --> I beg your pardon
    CT: D --> Who the heck are you and why are you on my chumproll in the first place with your l00dicrous and despicable hemoanonymity
    uu: I COuLD ASK YOu THE EXACT SAME FuCKING THING.
    uu: BuT I WON'T. BECAuSE I'M NOT A DuMBASS.
    uu: AND I ALREADY ASKED DIRK WHO THE FuCK YOu WERE. AND WHY YOu WERE ON MY CHuMPROLL.

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    AA: tell me about kankri, i tell you about me
    CC: ...
    CC: codDAMN megido
    CC: so did you not want to talk to any of us or
    AA: yes
    CC: so whats changed now
    AA: now is funnier to speak
    AA: vomit up your kankri fucking woes so i may laugh into your sea dog face
    CC: nice, i can feel some real sympathy flowin from your new typeface, girl.
    CC: real friendly there did you wake up beached outside your coon or
    AA: i laugh and choke and die if you lucky
    AA: tell
    CC: urgh fine okay let me just walk up to your harpoon n whine my life aint sharp enough
    CC: giving me your word youll tell me where to find you after that?
    AA: put a cross in my heart hope you die :D
    CC: imma take you at your word and that word as a yes but only because i really need to bitch about that sweater-wrapped tool

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    Fusion with Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials/the Golden Compass.
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    Karkat doesn't know what to do with his daemon. (None of the trolls do; Terezi hides it a little better but in the week she's been sharing the Striders' apartment Davesprite doesn't count the times he found her sitting in silence on the couch, or in the staircase to the roof, that horrific alligator-mawed, hollow-bellied hound-thing of hers staring back at her with his head on her knee, both trying to make sense of each other.)

    It's funny because neither does Davesprite, really.

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