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    I became involved in the fandom in late 2003, and one of the earliest things I remember learning was that in the fandom, Draco Malfoy had leather pants. Branching off this concept, I filked this song shortly afterwards about Draco and his pants to the tune of "DuJour Round the World" from the Josie and the Pussycats movie. If you don't know the song, that's fine, it works as an... interesting read? Thanks for the memories, fandom.

    No one's a Slytherin like Draco
    Leather no one's wearing like Draco

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    English
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    612
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    During his years at school, Remus reflects on how he looks forward to the morning after his werewolf transformations, and how grateful he is for his three best friends. A song filk to "Morning Light" by A*Teens, but I feel like nobody else knows this song except me, so it also works very nicely as a poem!

    I believe in the morning light
    Where I know I will see them all again
    I will be free
    And they'll be there

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    English
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    293
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    20
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    A very old song filk I forgot that I wrote, in which everyone is a little out of character and singing about Harry and Voldemort's soon to be showdown. A song filk to "Josie and the Pussycats."

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    English
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    227
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    19
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    A filk from the vaults about the good old days when everyone was trying to figure out who the Half-Blood Prince was. Speculation was rampant! A collection of fandom views, from the people who wanted the Half-Blood Prince to be their favorite character, the people who had bizarre theories, and the people who only saw the movies but were so certain they knew exactly who the Half-Blood Prince was. You know, those fans. We were all them. Filked to "I've Got a Theory" from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical Once More With Feeling.

    I've got a theory
    That it's Argus Filch

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    English
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    420
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    48
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    Harry, Ron, and Hermione reminisce about their many, many Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers and why they all left. A song filk to "Gee, Officer Krupke" from West Side Story.

    Gee Professor Dumble, now everyone thinks
    The Defense Against Dark Arts job has got to be jinxed

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    English
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    624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    47
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    A song filk from the vaults (circa June 2005) about the Harry Potter fandom eagerly awaiting the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Brings back memories of midnight releases and the old jkrowling.com with the mystery door. Set to "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again" from Phantom of the Opera.

    It's been so long
    It feels so wrong
    Please let us go and read!

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    English
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    163
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    25
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    Harry Potter is through with the Order and the war, he just wants to stay neutral, but it's hard to stay unaffected when the Dark Side starts to look awfully tempting. The Order is trying to get him back, using any means necessary. With Hermione and the twins by his side, Harry starts a whole new crazy journey, one that includes parenting Snape, the Malfoys and a devastatingly handsome Dark Lord. Having the hots for your former archenemy is definitely a sign of insanity, right?
    HP/LV Slash

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    153,333
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    179
    Kudos:
    613
    Bookmarks:
    199
    Hits:
    22720
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    When Sirius left he and Regulus fought.
    After he died the reconciled.

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    English
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    632
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    151
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    Snape has always wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. But what happens when the wizarding world no longer has much use for his talents?

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    English
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    33,273
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    24
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    683
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    A sad look at the Marauders and the demise of their friendship, leading Remus to become the last Marauder. A song filk to "Viva Forever" by the Spice Girls although it does also work nicely as a poem. Originally written in 2004. And still true even with the release of the last two books :(

    Do you still remember how they used to be?

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    English
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    268
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    33
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    La battaglia all'Ufficio Misteri c'è stata, ma le cose sono andate un po' diversamente che nel libro. E quanto all'estate che viene dopo, quella va molto diversamente che nel libro.

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    3,108
    Chapters:
    5/12
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    119
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    Tonks has grown up watching Remus. She knows what he likes. And since she likes Remus, Tonks decides to be what he likes as well.

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    English
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    2,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
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    185
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    It's Neville's sixteenth birthday and on this visit to his parents, many things have changed, if not the things he wants most.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    57
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    In which Te uses the excuse of a meme to fawn helplessly all over Ron/Harry.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    4,395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    18
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    1163
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    Remus comes back from one of his secret missions and Sirius makes pizza from scratch. Featuring wine induced nostalgia, slow dancing to Billie Holiday, and desperate kisses.

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    English
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    2,363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    394
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    Looking for a quiet moment of reprieve away from people, Harry mulls over what Dumbledore has revealed to him when Luna shows up to interrupt his solitude. She’s looking to catch a Jipselwaff. Harry wasn’t expecting to help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,065
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    232
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    A musical retelling of the Marauders lives from Hogwarts until Halloween 1981, set to music from Joss Whedon's Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical "Once More With Feeling."

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    English
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    5,701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    46
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    Hermione is less than impressed. Run Harry!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    227
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    40
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    After finding himself homeless and wandering, Harry stumbles upon something unlike anything he has ever seen before. He has been transported to an unfamiliar forest by an unfamiliar fairy, and soon discovers there's more to magic than he had been taught to believe. Post-OotP, EWE. No pairings yet, will decide at a later date.

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    English
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    11,641
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    93
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    Manchmal findet Remus Komfort erinnerte Sirius vor seiner monatlichen Transformation, aber dieses Mal wird es ihm mehr schaden als nützen.

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    1,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    38

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