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    In a (usually) much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

    This week: Part 3 of Tony's Halloween party. It's time for Darcy's annual costume contest, where everyone's a winner!

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    168/?
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    Sakura's deceased husband plays matchmaker. Sakura is not amused.

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    What would you do to get the person you love to trust you again?

    "Wilford fucks up and needs Franz and Anti to get Dark to trust him again. Things don't go very well."

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    Almost a year into her marriage, Mito discovers the reason her husband seems so uninterested in bed: he's gay. To spare themselves from the awkwardness of having sex, Mito suggests a compromise: that she finds herself a discreet lover, both to get the heirs the Senju clan needs and to have a bit of a good time herself - and Hashirama agrees.
    Now, Mito's eyes are set on Tobirama.
    He doesn't know it yet, but there's a hunter on the prowl. Let the game begin.

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    "So, you're trying to tell me that I'm dead."

    "Yup, pretty much that, yeah. Glad you got it."

     

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    It's not that Yoongi doesn't think he deserves to be in Heaven. He's fucking sure of it, as sure as he is that he doesn't remember how exactly he died. What mistake the Universe made to give him an eternity of happiness was something he was willing to discover, though. That is, if he didn't kill his soulmate first. That Jeongguk kid for sure was annoying.

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    Naruto and Hinata are engaged to be married and going through the natural highs and lows of living together. Yes it's modern.

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    Tom walks into a cafe near RADA while working on Hamlet to see a woman sitting down in a corner, he knows her, but he is not sure from where. It finally dawns on him, an old family friend, the one that suggested to him to go into acting and whom as they ascended to adulthood, he had a crush on, but time passed and nothing happened. Now he meets Alexianna again and he is not going to miss the chance to speak with her once more, but there is an issue, time has not been good to her, her life is more complex now. Can Tom handle what it entails when the one you care for has a child already and can Alexianna deal with the pressures of being the real life girlfriend of the internet's boyfriend?

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    25/?
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    Peter makes a rash decision.

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    Everything is canon through Season 7 - yeah, even the bits you don't like.

    This is my attempt at wrapping up the Gallavich storyline in a Shameless fashion - something which may, or may not be attempted by the series going forward. It wouldn't necessarily be my choice for where the characters are, or how they got there, but I think there's still aspects to all of them that have yet to be explored.

    Consider this my fanfic cherry popping party!

    Part I - Complete!
    "Ian hasn’t brushed his teeth in more than two days. This would be upsetting for him at the best of times, but on the rare occasions that he’s missed a clean the intervening period doesn’t usually include taking meth and eating nothing but mustard and bologna sandwiches. To say that Ian’s breath is ripe would be an insult to durian fruits and Limburger cheeses the world over."

    Part II - In progress.
    "It’s a relief to crawl back under the covers because then he doesn’t have to think. And thinking makes him feel like he’s drowning in molasses, desperately trying to wade to a non-existent bubble of goo-free clarity."

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    19/?
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    Halloween is near and Sanji has an admirer.

    (United States of Multifandom. Prompt 30: A commemorative day. Unrevised work)

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    You're a terrible person.
    Which was pretty self explanatory in it of itself, but nonetheless.
    Your decent into hell had been anything but an overnight change. But years and years of unfortunate mistakes and poor life choices had worn you down into what you were now; a sarcastic, twenty-something year old hothead with bleak prospects, an alcohol addiction, and exactly zero fucks left to give.

    So when you wake up after a night at the bar in a jacket that smells of mustard and questionable morals, you aren't exactly surprised. And the fact that murderous anthropomorphic dogs have suddenly taken an interest in you isn't exactly anything new, either.

    But when a certain red-eyed skeleton with a wolfish grin and anger management issues decides to butt into your trainwreck of a life...
    Well, you're not going down without a fight.

    Unfortunately, neither is he.

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    Blood is thicker than water. But that's not quite it.

    The Blood of the Covenant is thicker than the Water of the Womb.

    And some covenants can only be made with blood, and have little use for water. Or Sunlight. Or Garlic.

    Some covenants are binding for as long as you live. And some are binding long after.

    And these are incredibly difficult to leave.

     

    Difficulty never stopped Tony before. Why would it stop him now?

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    All Might is very fond of Izuku, he could even say the boy is like a son to him in some ways...
    Which makes constantly walking in on Izuku having intercourse with several different classmates even more of a traumatizing experience than it really should be.

    Or: Izuku fucks all of his classmates and All Might needs him to Stop.

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    Suddenly all Bucky Barnes can see in Steve Rogers is the fact he's going to die and there's not a single thing they can do about it - except deteriorate.

    Or, Bucky thinks life is a pointless convention and his best friend is the only liberty he'll ever get until they're collapsing beneath a world of addiction, gun violence and inevitable demise.

    [Loosely inspired by The Basketball Diaries and The Catcher In The Rye.]

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    A slightly unhinged Kakashi finds two year old Naruto being beaten up, and decides the best course of action is to kidnap him and go on the run. Hilarity ensues. Other ninjas follow Kakashi's example. Zabuza has no idea how he ended up giving all these Konoha ninja parenting classes.

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    20/?
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    Derek left Beacon Hills. Stiles is 17 and pregnant. Her father kicked her out, the Pack don't give a shit about her since her baby is Derek's. Somehow, she manages to find new family and home. Derek finds her and tries to win her forgiveness.

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    46/?
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    Robert’s had about five more than a few too many drinks, and he’s four fingers deep in himself when he decides to fuck it.

    Literally.

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    Arthur Kirkland's life has been grey for a long, long time. That is, until he meets a busker by the name of Francis Bonnefoy. Ever since he arrived in London, Francis Bonnefoy has been plagued by a chain of bad luck. That is, until he meets a writer named Arthur Kirkland. Musician!AU and Writer!AU. Originally written for day six of FrUK week 2016.

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    2
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    Set Post 6.12, AU. What if Quinn was as resourceful as we all know he can be? And he had called in a favor just before heading to NYC with Carrie?

    I set my mind to figuring a way out of CF 6.12, and this fell into my head on Easter Sunday - the feast of the resurrection.

    It seems my mind can't quite let go of this story.

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    10/?
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    It's his time to start over .

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    11/?
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    5
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    4
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    580

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