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    Bilbo's meeting with Smaug goes slightly different. Our sassy burglar makes a dangerous wager... and loses. Will Bilbo be able to match wits with Smaug, and will the great fire drake learn mercy?

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    In which the Shire and Erebor are neighbors, a king asks to be arranged to his consort, and first impressions are not always the best.

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    To make the journey bearable for Bilbo (and for each other), Thorin and Company assign each other resolutions at Gandalf's insistence:

    Dwalin – must show his soft side.
    Balin – must be less pessimistic.
    Fíli and Kíli – must not get anyone, including themselves, into trouble.
    Ori – must try to break out of his shell and be more assertive.
    Nori – must not steal anyone's possessions.
    Dori – must fuss less over Ori.
    Óin – must not swear.
    Glóin – must try to control his temper.
    Bofur – must not drink.
    Bifur – must court his One if he wants Bofur to stick to his resolution.
    Bombur – must not sneak food when everyone's back is turned.
    Thorin – must spend more time with Bilbo.

    How hard can it be?

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    Three girls: Rosie, Frankie and Cece find themselves rolling off the side of a road and crashing in a thicket of trees. It's a tumble downhill, full of bumps, bruises but thankfully, no broken bones. Waking up from the crash, they find themselves somewhere magical, mysterious and that was certainly not home. Discovered by a strange-looking man, he leads them back to the main road...of Middle Earth.

    They are in the story of The Hobbit, trapped and unsure of how to get back. They are then faced with the fact that they will not be going home any time soon, so will they help the dwarves reclaim theirs?

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    55/?
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    A prequel to Not all That Glitters

    It was in this moment that he realized they had truly survived.
    But the glint in his uncle's eyes made him wonder: what else survived?

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    Bilbo wanted a family and then the dwarves showed up on his doorstep. It all worked out rather well.

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    It isn't until they spend the night on the front step of the secret door, that the dwarves learn just why there are so many fauntlings in the Shire.

    The dwarves decide Erebor could use some of the same.

    Wherein the company claims their burglar, and Erebor is filled with children.

    Dark, but with good intentions.

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    wherein Fili and Kili get lost, Freylin Baggins is a small matter of huge importance and Miss Bilbo Baggins - of Bag-End, Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, of the Shire - is not quite certain of her place in the world.

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    7/19
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    68
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    After Gandalf accidentally creates, possibly, one of the biggest mistakes that a wizard can make; Bilbo is left with the mind and body of his 4 year old self. Being to far into the journey to drop of the confused hobbit, Thorn and his company are forced to take care of the small tyke as they make their way through Mirkwood and into the Lonely Mountain.

    Or

    The one where Bilbo gets turned into a kid and gains 13 overprotective uncles.

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    17/?
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    Bilbo Baggins’ already miserable life becomes even worse when he is captured by the most feared pirate of the seas, Smaug the Terrible. When Smaug’s ship comes under a surprise attack, Bilbo doesn’t know if he is lucky or not when he is forcefully transferred to the Oakenshield, the ship of Smaug’s worst enemy, Thorin Durin. Mistaken as Smaug’s lover, Bilbo is allowed to live and is believed to be useful to the pirates when they search for their long lost treasure, the magical Arkenstone. Slowly Bilbo starts to understand his captors and wants to help them find their way back to the shore and home again. But along the way, ghosts from the past start to haunt their minds and perhaps Bilbo is worth more to these two pirate captains than he or anyone else could have ever believed.

    This fic is currently being beta read by the awesome snarkmaster94, Thank you so much for your hard work! 

    The first 17 chapters were beta read by the wonderful existentialnerdcrisis, thank you so much for helping me so far!

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    After the Battle of Five Armies Thorin and Company have a new task: rebuilding their reclaimed home. Suddenly Bilbo finds himself up to his ears in responsibility and he surprises himself with how well he can navigate negotiations with elf dignitaries, farmers in Dale, and a dwarf king who has patience for neither.

    But as Spring approaches a caravan from the Blue mountains brings something everyone had nearly forgotten: the dwarf woman Thorin promised his hand to many years ago.

    Which is fine. It's all fine. It wasn't like Bilbo was falling in love with the king or anything.

    That would be tragic.

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    6/?
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    He's tired, battered, sore and he's had enough...

    He goes to the small grave on a bright Spring day, golden rays shinning through the light green leaves of the oak tree that towers over him... "I'm going home..."

    ((((NOTICE:::: NOT A STAND-ALONE STORY))))

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    Bilbo Baggins has been a hobbit for many long years and he should very much like to keep it that way, thank you very much.

    An old friend drops by Bag End with the offer of an adventure and despite Bilbo's refusal, the idea of only thirteen dwarves and a wizard facing a dragon may just convince him yet. After all, he has experience with the Great Dragons of the North. Once upon a time, he was one.

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    Chapters:
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    Bilbo thought he knew his dwarves quite well, but he finds out that even after all the time they've spent together there's still a few things he has left to learn. Though, the only thing he truly wants to know is why Thorin is suddenly avoiding him.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    62
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    78
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    Belladonna Took is an adventurous lass but when a terrible winter falls upon the Shire, taking her husbands life and leaving her as an only parent to raise young Bilbo...

    She ends up making a decision that would make any respectable Hobbit faint where they stood!

    ((((NOTICE:::: NOT A STAND-ALONE STORY)))))

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
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    Au début, Bilbo pensait qu'il s'agissait de la peur de voir le dragon se tuer. C'était le marché, après tout, mais ce qui empoisonnait le cœur du semi-homme était bien plus noir et profond que ça.

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    3/?
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    250
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    Modern vampire AU,
    Bilbo is attacked when he is walking home from work only to be 'saved' by a vampire.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    32
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    A friend of hers in the Blue Mountains needed help and thats exactly what she did but Belladonna didn't realise what this little adventure had given her but she wasn't complaining about it one bit.

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    1/1
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    The Durin brothers notice how their Uncle had been behaving around Bilbo and decide to take matters into their own hands.

    This is a very short, very silly fanfic, that I wrote very quickly after the idea popped up in the shower. It's a mess. Read at your own peril.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    16
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    The stories stretched far and wide across Middle Earth, that in a town called Lake Town a being can tell people their futures.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
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    378
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    46
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