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    After Gandalf accidentally creates, possibly, one of the biggest mistakes that a wizard can make; Bilbo is left with the mind and body of his 4 year old self. Being to far into the journey to drop of the confused hobbit, Thorn and his company are forced to take care of the small tyke as they make their way through Mirkwood and into the Lonely Mountain.

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    The one where Bilbo gets turned into a kid and gains 13 overprotective uncles.

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    Bilbo Baggins’ already miserable life becomes even worse when he is captured by the most feared pirate of the seas, Smaug the Terrible. When Smaug’s ship comes under a surprise attack, Bilbo doesn’t know if he is lucky or not when he is forcefully transferred to the Oakenshield, the ship of Smaug’s worst enemy, Thorin Durin. Mistaken as Smaug’s lover, Bilbo is allowed to live and is believed to be useful to the pirates when they search for their long lost treasure, the magical Arkenstone. Slowly Bilbo starts to understand his captors and wants to help them find their way back to the shore and home again. But along the way, ghosts from the past start to haunt their minds and perhaps Bilbo is worth more to these two pirate captains than he or anyone else could have ever believed.

    This fic is currently being beta read by the awesome snarkmaster94, Thank you so much for your hard work! 

    The first 17 chapters were beta read by the wonderful existentialnerdcrisis, thank you so much for helping me so far!

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    After the Battle of Five Armies Thorin and Company have a new task: rebuilding their reclaimed home. Suddenly Bilbo finds himself up to his ears in responsibility and he surprises himself with how well he can navigate negotiations with elf dignitaries, farmers in Dale, and a dwarf king who has patience for neither.

    But as Spring approaches a caravan from the Blue mountains brings something everyone had nearly forgotten: the dwarf woman Thorin promised his hand to many years ago.

    Which is fine. It's all fine. It wasn't like Bilbo was falling in love with the king or anything.

    That would be tragic.

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    All hobbits bore a deep secret. They had hidden their true forms for so long, any record of it had been erased from the histories of men and any other races who may have once known. So when Bilbo woke up on Ravenhill after the battle with furry legs and horns atop his head, he realized something was terribly wrong.

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    It isn't until they spend the night on the front step of the secret door, that the dwarves learn just why there are so many fauntlings in the Shire.

    The dwarves decide Erebor could use some of the same.

    Wherein the company claims their burglar, and Erebor is filled with children.

    Dark, but with good intentions.

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    Bilbo Baggins has been a hobbit for many long years and he should very much like to keep it that way, thank you very much.

    An old friend drops by Bag End with the offer of an adventure and despite Bilbo's refusal, the idea of only thirteen dwarves and a wizard facing a dragon may just convince him yet. After all, he has experience with the Great Dragons of the North. Once upon a time, he was one.

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    Bilbo thought he knew his dwarves quite well, but he finds out that even after all the time they've spent together there's still a few things he has left to learn. Though, the only thing he truly wants to know is why Thorin is suddenly avoiding him.

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    Belladonna Took is an adventurous lass but when a terrible winter falls upon the Shire, taking her husbands life and leaving her as an only parent to raise young Bilbo...

    She ends up making a decision that would make any respectable Hobbit faint where they stood!

    ((((NOTICE:::: NOT A STAND-ALONE STORY)))))

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    A prequel to Not all That Glitters

    It was in this manner that he realized they had truly survived.
    But the glint in his uncle's eyes made him wonder: what else survived?

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    Au début, Bilbo pensait qu'il s'agissait de la peur de voir le dragon se tuer. C'était le marché, après tout, mais ce qui empoisonnait le cœur du semi-homme était bien plus noir et profond que ça.

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    Modern vampire AU,
    Bilbo is attacked when he is walking home from work only to be 'saved' by a vampire.

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    A friend of hers in the Blue Mountains needed help and thats exactly what she did but Belladonna didn't realise what this little adventure had given her but she wasn't complaining about it one bit.

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    The Durin brothers notice how their Uncle had been behaving around Bilbo and decide to take matters into their own hands.

    This is a very short, very silly fanfic, that I wrote very quickly after the idea popped up in the shower. It's a mess. Read at your own peril.

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    The stories stretched far and wide across Middle Earth, that in a town called Lake Town a being can tell people their futures.

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    Bilbo finally find out Thorin didn't see her as his wife. What is she going to do. To her people that are married. He as dishonored her. All she can do is follow her husband and hope he doesn't throw her away.

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    They wanted her to be a burglar, she had said no but it is too late he had forced a marrige on her. Now she had no choice but to follow her husband.

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    Trying to find work in the Shire, Thorin agrees to escort a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins to and fro a town called Bree. He soon discovers that Bilbo is working at Bree as a prostitute, and its Thorin’s job to make sure that the hobbit is safe from potentially dangerous customers in the unseemly town of Men. Although he initially sees this as just work, Thorin unexpectedly develops feelings for the hobbit, and he tries to reconcile those feelings in this mad world of prostitution, drugs, and violence.

    WARNING: THIS IS A DARK, PSYCHOLOGICAL FIC. PLEASE READ WARNINGS.

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    When Bilbo called Thorin to warn the man he would have to cancel their plans tonight because he was in the emergency room, he had been hoping for at least a little disappointment.
    He had not expected Thorin to demand which hospital he was at, yell "I'm coming!", and promptly hang up.

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    Todo lo que Thorin quería era un día en la cama con su esposo, libre de los problemas y las responsabilidades de la realeza. Hacer un falso día festivo parecía una gran idea por el momento - obtuvo su día a solas con Bilbo, quien no era uno de los más sabios. Pero los planes de Thorin raramente resultan como él los planea.

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    It had been many years since Bilbo had seen his Dwarves. Driven by his loneliness and nostalgia, one night he decided to re-read the contract he had signed so many years ago, hoping to find catharsis. Instead, what he found was burning rage at all the ridiculous clauses the Dwarves had slipped in without his notice.
    In the end, Bilbo knew there was only one thing to do.
    He would travel to Erebor, and have very specific words with the King.

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