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  1. The Logical Conclusion by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    15 Apr 2013

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    A girl with an Adam's apple enlists.

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    6
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    27
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  2. A Thunderstorm in Sto Lat by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    17 Feb 2013

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    Wherein a zombie butterfly flaps its wings, Strappi is a genius, and black gives Mal an unhealthy complexion.

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  3. Braid by for shieldmaidenofmithrilhall

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    21 Dec 2012

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    A moment between Mal and Polly on the way to find Blouse.

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  4. Decision by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    22 Oct 2012

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    "I made this decision a long time ago. You can see what forever is like, Maladicta. I can't."

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    1/1
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    2
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    1
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  5. Breathe by

    PRATCHETT Terry - Works, Monstrous Regiment--Pratchett, Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    24 Apr 2012

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    Mal has an unfortunate relationship with gender; Polly understands.

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  6. Stars Fading by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    28 Feb 2012

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    Inspired by 'Dream a Little Dream of Me' as sung by Ella Fitzgerald

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  7. Lips That Touch Blood by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    20 Jan 2012

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    ...for lips that touch blood, shall never touch mine. Polly tries to get to grip with the Black Ribboners and her relationship with Maladicta.

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  8. The Army Field Guide To... by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    7 Jan 2012

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    Amongst the Officers of the Very Distinguished Borogravian Army a battered volume can be found stuffed ready to hand in the top of packs, or folded into greatcoat pockets. It has proved invaluable in any number of scenarios, providing advice and occasionally life-saving manoeuvres when faced with an enemy of intelligence. This is not that slightly foxed tome. This is something completely different.
    A collection of drabbles related to the lighter and more fumble-y side of army life. Femslash warning: Polly/Mal containing an explosion of humorous innuendo with associated non-explicit adult themes .

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  9. It's The Thought That Counts by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    31 Dec 2011

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    Presents can be nice. Occasionally they can also be a little inappropriate. Sometimes, if you're lucky, they can be both inappropriate and nice at the same time.

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  10. Gifts by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    31 Dec 2011

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    It is well known that soldiers don't wear rings. They do, however, often have a keepsake of some sort or other hidden safely in their belongings. This is the story of two such items. Happy Hogswatch, here's your fluff!

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  11. A Quiet Night In by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    31 Dec 2011

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    A slightly tipsy Lieutenant Perks returns to find her vampire relaxing by the kitchen hearth of the Duchess and attempts to distract her from her book. A wee bit o' fluff for Hogswatch, nothing explicit.

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  12. What Polly Did Next by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    29 Nov 2011

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    If Monstrous Regiment could be filed under “What Polly Did” this would fall under the remit of “What Polly Did Next” telling as it does the joys trials and tribulations of our eponymous heroine, picking up sometime in the year following the final paragraph of MR.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    9
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    2
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  13. Monstrous Regiment Art Dump by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    29 Nov 2011

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    A whole lot of fanart for Monstrous Regiment, a few per "chapter".

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    Comments:
    22
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    114
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    11
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  14. Folk Songs by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    6 Oct 2011

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    They had agreed that all folk songs were ridiculous, so why was Polly singing one?

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  15. Inter-Universe Travel Incorporated III (Torchwood and Doctor Who) by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Torchwood, Doctor Who  

    14 Sep 2011

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    Inter-dimensional? Of course Torchwood got involved. Maladict takes a trip to Cardiff. Sing it if you know the words: It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your knees in tight...

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  16. Inter-Universe Travel Incorporated II (Firefly) by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Firefly  

    12 Sep 2011

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    Maladict gets plonked onto Serenity this time. It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!

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  17. Inter-Universe-Travel Incorporated by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Being Human  

    12 Sep 2011

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    Mal (Monstrous Regiment) is transplanted unwillingly into the Being Human Universe. It's just a jump to the left... A little step to the right... With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!

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  18. On Her Majesty's Postal Service by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    17 Jul 2011

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    When the Diplomatic Core borrow Lieutenant Perks to assist in their peace talks in Ankh Morpork our intrepid duo are separated. Will letters be enough?

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    2
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    8
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  19. Bookends by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    16 Jul 2011

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    Being a duo of narratives looking at the events in the day before and the weeks after the account laid out in Monstrous Regiment. Tonker/Lofty assumed but not expanded upon in both, Polly/Mal implied in the second

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  20. Pouncing by

    Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    6 Jul 2011

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    Maladicta has an existential crisis. Written for Porn Battle X.

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    598
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
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    333

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