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This all came about from casting Becker as Charlie the Unicorn. You're better off not asking.
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You’d relived this moment over and over. It played like a filmstrip in your mind. You thought about it when you watched movies with John; when you listened to Dave’s newest, illest beats; during Rose’s intervention (you wonder if you have attention problems, actually; that was rather important and you should have been paying attention). You thought about it when you laid awake in your bed, easily ignoring Rose’s sleep-mumblings and surprisingly snuffly snores, staring at the ceiling, eyes wide even though they could not absorb any light in this unnatural darkness, until you wrenched them shut and buried your face in your pillow.
You finally had to face the truth: You had developed an odd and unprecedented crush on the Mayor, and there was no going back.
THIS IS A CRACKFIC. Please do not take the pairing(s) seriously, unless you really want to. The brainchild of two insane people who stay up too late talking about crack pairings. Posted on blueMinuet's birthday. Happy birthday, blueMinuet!
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Guess who knocked up the Dark Lord?
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The characters of Teen wolf sit down to watch...Teen Wolf.
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Stiles sighs, exasperated. “Do you need me to wear a thong and a wig, and put on some makeup? Just throw me a bone here, excuse the canine expression, and tell me what I can do because seriously Derek, I’m getting so sick of being a virgin and I also just desperately want to have sex with you in the dirtest of wa- wait, why are you blushing?”
(Or the one where Derek needs help getting comfortable with the idea of homosexual intercourse, and Stiles just wants to help him get there.)
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Raleigh turns out to be an alien. Go figure.
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Snapshots of a life
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That Time Ray's Fro got pregnant, but nobody really cared. by Shyrianz
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
19 Mar 2014
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Ray got married to his Fro and it got preggers.
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When Ellis wants to confess will she succeed or will a certain bounty hunter's stubbornness be her downfall?
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Love In A Spongeless Place by cephalopodTriumph
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
13 May 2014
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Spong the Enforcer has spent his entire life guarding the Sponge People from the evil that is the Starfish Overlord. But when he is captured against his will, can he survive long enough to find love with his archenemy? Or will the brutal torture he suffers daily break him and doom his people to extinction?
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Dude...Let's Go Bowling by mygreatestjoyandprivilege for musings-of-an-introvert
Fandoms: X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom, X-Men (Movieverse)
08 Jun 2014
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"It's just a game, man." -The Dude (from The Big Lebowski)
An innocent end of the year celebration at the local bowling alley turns into a vicious battle between Erik and Charles because these men honestly can't agree on anything. Maybe one day they'll get along, but today is definitely not that day. Especially when Erik tries to cheat by using metal bowling balls.
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In the final weeks leading up to Copenhagen, Austria finally has enough of the spiteful comments toward his Eurovision contestant and decides to make a statement. A fashion statement, that is. As always, he'll end up with more of a reaction than he bargained for. (A Hetavision tribute to 2014 Eurovision and the LGBT controversy thereof.)
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Nothing But Mammals by cephalopodTriumph
Fandoms: OFF (Game), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
17 Jul 2014
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Link and Dedan meet at a club. Tempers clash, but they end up doing the do.
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In which Eren and Levi are both hardcore, massive inner nerds, one of them happens to pass as a school thug and the other as an infamous, honorary asshole and bully. They bump into each other in the hallway one day and, well. Things happen.
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Alice Gets Drunk And Writes: Luke Het by LastonAF (larrybeanie)
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
04 Oct 2014
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holY SHIT I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS ALCOHOLIC SUBSTANCE IS BUT IT’S STRONG AS BALLS I RAN OUT OF VODKA SO I STOLE SOMETHING OUT OF MY PARENTS ALCOHOL CUPBOARD BUT IT WAS IN A CLEAR PLASTIC BOTTLE I THINK IT’S WHISKEY OR MAYBE BRANDY OKAY I’M SORRY
aka the one where alice got drunk and wrote a first person luke het joke fic
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- Part 1 of Alice Gets Drunk And Writes:
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What a bunch of ducks by newtmasdoesthedo
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner (2014), The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types
15 Oct 2014
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“I believe you’d do better to be dismissed, Mr. Isaacs. Get yourself to the library and see if a solution has been found for you. I believe your… boyfriend… to be very resourceful. If not go to the hospital wing immediately.”
Newt nodded silently, gathering his things and trying to ignore the burning sensation that told him that his entire face was Gryffindor-red. Frypan was still laughing his ass off, although Alby seemed to have gotten a couple of kicks in towards his stomach. “Fuck you later.”
“Sounds great.” And another kick was aimed at his housemate before Newt made his way out of the room, hating every single second of his life that could possibly have led up to this.
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- Part 9 of Well, except Newt. He calls me Tommy.
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Fifty Shades of Purple by Otoshigo
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 50 Shades of Grey - E. L. James
14 Jul 2015
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Drabble. Alfred Jones and Arthur Kirkland have an agreement. One that no one will ever need know about.
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Noel wanted a night out with Moz.
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It's All Gone To Shit by Thosecrazyauthors
Fandoms: Supernatural, Sherlock - Fandom, Doctor Who, Pokemon - Fandom
06 Nov 2017
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All of our word for word stories. Don't ask. We don't know what happened either.
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An Emotional Drabble of Gamkat and JohnKat, and possibly other characters. The chapters don't connect. 16+ to read this, not appropriate for children at all.