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    Something's off about the Islanders. Something's... wrong. Very wrong.

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    A Hockey RPF/Pittsburgh Penguins AU where Geno is a zookeeper who turns out to have a bunch of cursed pittsburgh penguins in his care. HUGE PROPS TO OMELET (ninjaomelet.tumblr.com) for cursing their followers with this headcannon.

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    “You been in the Canadian locker room yet?” Ondrej asks as Petr signs a Chelsea jersey for Hertl. (Fuck, he does look like Jagr, Petr thinks).

    “Took a selfie with Crosby,” Petr says as he shoves his hands into his jeans pockets. “Man, he’s awkward.”

    “He is,” Ondrej replies. “Hey, the Pens are probably looking for a backup goaltender…”

    [or Five Times Petr Cech Was Too Emotionally Invested in Ice Hockey]

    [or in Which Petr Cech Lives in Dominik Hasek's Basement, Conditions His Son to Hate the Penguins, Takes Selfies at the World Championships in Prague, and Shares a Bathroom With a Drunk Tyler Seguin]

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    It was Sidney's mother who'd first noticed his odd behaviours. They'd started when he was about 2 months old. She would call him and he wouldn't look at her and instead he had always looked dazedly around the room. What the doctor told her later on was nothing she could have thought of.

    "Mrs. Crosby, I'm sorry to inform you, but you're son is visually impaired."

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    Kris misses Marc. He really fucking misses Marc.

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    Segs pulls a Stanley Cup win and a baby out of his mysterious mpreg verse biology at the same time. Actual no one is surprised when they announce it's Jamie's, except that it's actually Sidney Crosby's, which, how, because Segs never had sex with Sidney Crosby. Jamie is just trying to deal with having a kid with a Penguin birthmark. Geno and Sid are hockey husbands. (also, AU where Tyler went Sochi instead of Jamie.)

    please note that i try in general try to keep my rpf fics far, far away from plausible or realistic. none of this is intended to represent reality and it does not reflect the personalities, preferences, or whatever else of real people.

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    Sidney must go fight a dragon to win his loves hand but he discovers a secret instead.

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    On a charity cruise NHL players find themselves alone on an abandoned vessel. A mysterious personage has left clues scattered over the ship that they must solve in order to survive.

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    Being on vacation with Evgeni is exhausting

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    AU where the Pittsburgh Penguins turn into actual penguins. Based on the drawings by ninjaomelet!

    The podfic.

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    Evgeni Malkin arrives in Pittsburgh.

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    Getzy breaks in one of his new teammates.

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    Brandon & Nick hook up. Now will they pay the consequences?

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    Sid's anxiety comes back, full force.

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    Rule #301 of the NHL: Players must have a texting buddy from their own country but from a rival team to foster national team unity.

    The last person Capitals rookie Jared Padalecki wants anything to do with is ex-best friend and new Penguins golden boy Jensen Ackles. Not after what happened at the draft. So why is Alexander Ovechkin fixated on getting them to talk? And what do Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have to do with it?

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    "Sidney. Sidney." Geno seemed to be committing the name to memory on his tongue. "Beautiful name for beautiful man."

    "Oh my God this is gold," Duper whispered into the phone's speaker.

    (Or: How to navigate the aftermath of your teammate recording and distributing footage of you hitting on your captain.)

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    "Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?" Nicky pleads, looking up at him with puppy dog eyes.

     

    Brooksie chuckles, this is way to much fun. "You'll all meet him tonight, after the Penguins game. He'll come over, it's gonna be great."

    He's a fucking genius.

    In which Brooksie is a pathetic, sexual frustrated, and admittedly lonely troll who pulls the "perfect" prank, Nisky is a dick (sorry about that), and Nicky just wants to know who his damn boyfriend is.

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    The team tries to be supportive and only somewhat succeeds. Sid proves he can pick up on his own. Geno laughs at everyone.

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    Hilary Knight has signed a contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins of the National Hockey League making her the first female to play a regular season game. She is introduced to the team by the team's Captain Sid Crosby as he initiates and orientates her to life in the NHL.

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