7 Works in Pirates vs Ninjas

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    Pour 2 oz. dark or spiced rum over ice. Add 8 oz. ginger beer (preferably the sort that explodes if you're not careful -- conventional ginger ale, if you must). Stir.

    "I think that's Death Shirou," Fuu-chan murmured. So much for lackeys. Hikaru had fought some tough pirates in her days, but the only ninja she'd heard could win against the Pirate King's council without an army to back him up was Kurogane. If she, Umi-chan, and Fuu-chan did their job right, of course, those pirates would never know ninja had been here at all, and if they did have to fight, the three of them were about a match for an army. They'd make it.

    A full-scale pirate rebellion in Sorata's home fleet finds the Dragon of Heaven in a sea battle, Kamui in a race with an elite ninja team for a legendary artifact, and Fai... on a date?

    ("Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest" is comprised of stand-alone short stories that can be read independently, without going back for earlier installments. As the stories go on, however, they will consistently tie together for those who prefer to start at the beginning.)

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    In which a ninja engages his ancient enemy, and a pirate loses his leg.

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    Life at Green Market is never easy, but Kazahaya definitely didn't ask for all this crap. And that went double for thigh-high stockings.

    "Go help our guests, Kudou-kun. And remember -- the customer may not always be right, but the customer is definitely armed with at least five deadly weapons."

    As if he needed reminding.

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    Sherlock and John are coerced into attending a Halloween party, their costume choices could be disastrous to their relationship.
    Implied sex but not actually written, could just be cuddling if you don't have a dirty mind.

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    Doumeki is pretty sure this is a dream, no matter what Watanuki has to say about it.

    "I did not throw that banana so you could eat it, you over-salted lout! I threw it to make a point!"

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    Once upon a faraway time, in a universe slightly askew to this one, circumstances beyond anyone's control led to a fierce and bitter rivalry between Pirates and Ninjas, but Kurogane doesn't care about that. His only concern is to retrieve Princess Sakura and Syaoran from the Pirate King's ship... where Fai is happily making his life complicated.

    "Are you this accommodating with all the shipwrecked sailors who wash up on your decks?"

    "Just the tall, dark, and mysterious ones," the fair man shot back. "When they keep staring at me like you do, anyway."

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    So, a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a ninja...

    "You think you're so great just because you can make helpless people walk a plank, or because you wear a hook for a hand, or maybe can teach a parrot to say, 'Avast ye, matey', or something? Well, let me tell you, your lot isn't so tough, Captain Doumeki."

    [Alternate Universe Doumeki x Watanuki humor fic, inspired by a piece of fanart by zelas]

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