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Today is going to be a long day. /YJAM prompt. The team suffers from a bout of never-ending and inappropriate pick-up lines.
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Despite his best efforts, Kaworu just can’t seem to get Shinji to smile for him. He’s about to rectify that. He hopes.
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Ranger Identity Conundrum by Rivulet027 for Angel_Negra
Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue, Power Rangers Mystic Force
6 May 2013
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When Carter tries to pick him up Xander isn’t sure he can say yes without telling Carter he’s a fellow ranger.
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Light's a boy with repressed sexual urges. L's an incubus who's been asleep for 50 years. Turns out, Light's great-grandfather, who L was attached to, has asked L to 'look after' Light, though he leaves the meaning of those words open for interpretation. Poor Light- what's he to do against an insistent, hungry incubus?
Based off of the manga "Aijin Incubus."
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- 7,969
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- 2/5
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- 1
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- 16
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Erik's a little more impressed with Charles' pick-up lines than anyone should be.
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Don't Quit Your Day Job by JXValentine
Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
7 Apr 2013
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This is probably why Bill has never had much success when it comes to attracting women.
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- Part 2 of Tumblr Flash Fics
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- 591
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- 1/1
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- 11
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Molly's first conversation with the mysterious genius who hangs around the hospital labs quickly becomes unbearably awkward.
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Why Pick Up Lines Do Not Work on Enjolras by thepeopletoomustrise
Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
10 Mar 2013
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A blend of the prompts in which Eponine shouts out obscene pickup lines during a meeting of the Amis (and Grantaire joins in), and the Amis decide to speak to Enjolras in innuendos.
What am I doing.
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Dean uses one bad line after a few beers and starts a chain of events.
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Fang has an endless supply of l'Cie innuendo, and Snow has the guts to try to match her line for line. On a day of exploration of the Subterra, Lightning isn't sure why Fang insists on dragging her into it.
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[podfic] Signs Point To Yes by reena_jenkins for Andeincascade (Ande)
Bandom, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy
9 Feb 2013
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"For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all."
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- 25
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 234
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Tony is flirting. No one is impressed.
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- 854
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 50
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Who needs chemistry when you have physics? by Quartermaster_in_pyjamas
The Avengers (2012), Avengers (Comics)
17 Jan 2013
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Tony tries out scientific chatup lines on Bruce
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It all started with a contest about bad puns and pickup lines associated with every SHIELD agent's job. Clint has started it so of course he keeps an eye on all the entries. One day he sees none other than Phil Coulson's handwriting and has to confront the man about it. He never would have expected that this would be the result of it.
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- Part 1 of The Kingfisher and His Marksman
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Kurt and Sebastian find themselves alone in New York on New Years Eve and decide to spend it together. Cheesy pick up lines and cocky attitudes clash, but neither of them could deny the fireworks that flowed between them. NC-17
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- Part 1 of Firework Kisses
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One month, thats his deadline, either Harry successfully manages to get Niall to fall in love with him or else he gives up and completely forgets his crush. How hard can it be, Harry is charismatic and attractive, surely Niall will fall for one of his lines? Right?
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- Part 11 of Dribble Drabbles
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You don't really think either of you thought this through properly.
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a series of drabbles/one-shots of ichigo and orihime; each revolving around pickup lines. you're pretty cute up close too, ya know?
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- 3,345
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- 3/?
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- 4
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- 64
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A mini story written in response to Twitin's challenge for 'dialogue chat-up one-liners from any character to any character.'