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    Levi was sure his job as a Drivers Ed. teacher could not get much worse, so leave it to that teal-eyed brat to prove him wrong.

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    Adam lost his pants, so he's trying to get into Michael's.

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    It started as harmless flirting. Well actually, it started out as a game to Kirk to get a rise out of Spock by using the worst pick-up lines ever. But if you say something enough times, does it become true? Warnings for language and gayness. And badness. And junk. Really, this is just to make me laugh. Originally inspired by Wanna B Ur Lovr by Weird Al.

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    Stiles stays with his cousin Felicity for the summer after he and Malia have a bad break up

    when Stiles sees then meets Roy? He thought it was Jackson..Which totally excuses the whole “what the hell you doing here douche bag?” greeting….

    Stiles goes looking for something to make him feel powerful, feel useful again, someone who isn't weak. It however finds him after he is put in a coma, he wakes up and meets new people and finds out he has new powers.

    But are these people to be trusted? Only time will tell.

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    Just a bunch of drabbles and ficlets that have Steve in it, no matter the situation. ^.^

    Previously known as: Snippets of Things

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    15/?
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    ‘Hey stud... you wanna dance?’

    So maybe Stiles didn't have the slickest of pick-up lines but it was the last night he would probably ever see Derek Hale and if the end of a drunk graduation dance wasn't the time to attempt his awesome moves, when was? He had nothing to lose and surprisingly, Derek seemed to have some moves of his own that he was pretty willing to show Stiles.

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    Harry likes using pickup lines and Niall is not impressed.

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    Written for the prompt(s): You look ridiculous.

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    The first time Stiles walked into their cabin to find Derek suspended in mid-air, fingers curled over the door frame and every sweat-sparkled muscle of his torso beautifully defined and lickable, he absolutely did not make a high-pitched noise, run to find Scott in the infirmary and hyperventilate under a gurney.

    That would be ridiculous.

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    [Bartender AU, Hurk/Kai] Inspired by and based on Joh Araki's Bartender manga and anime.

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    To Levi, all dentists are sadistic bastards out to get fresh blood and inflict pain on others for their own entertainment. He's been putting off his dental checkup, until one day the pain becomes unbearable and he meets Dr. Erwin Smith, who is everything his imagination is not.

    Well, at least he's right about the eyebrows. They're monstrous.

    (in which Levi is a sweet-toothed baker and Erwin is a dorky dentist who fails at being smooth) #16 - Excuses

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    In three easy steps! Gai was never one to hide his feelings. Now, if only Doc wasn’t so oblivious. Gai/Don.

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    “You got a taste of your own medicine.” Sam teased.

    “Shut up Sammy. I’m not talking about this. Damn stupid pickup lines.” Dean muttered as he tried to hide the blush creeping on his cheeks.

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    Eren is waiting for his husband to wake up from his surgery, and when he finally does, nothing can prepare him for what comes out of Levi's mouth.

    Honestly, complete, tooth-rotting fluff.

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    Eren picks up the phone and lets his good-for-nothing ex-boyfriend know exactly what he thinks of him.

    Only he's got the wrong number.

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    Tucker doesnt know how to get Wash's attention in a positive way...so he trusts his instincts and uses the best pick-up lines he knows.

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    Kaito's got a whole list of cheesy and awful pickup lines to use on Shinichi.

    (Un)fortunately for him, Shinichi's got just as many to throw back.

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    John Watson is just another depressed veteran, another man on the streets, another body in the pub. Jim Moriarty sees something special, something different, something new.

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    Liara just wanted a drink or two. She didn't realize that the bar was full of flirtatious elcor.

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    5
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