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    Karma annoys Nagisa with a multitude of cheesy pick-up lines.

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    Arno takes Ezio's advice about breaking the ice with Élise. Now he'll die alone and his corpse will be mauled on by his fifteen cats.

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    Kink challenge fic!
    You got a Spideypool kink, send it in and I will definitely do it
    Enjoy my sinful saplings ;)

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    23/?
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    Iwaizumi is the one prince of a small domain: The Seijou Kingdom. Mattsun and Makki, his bodyguards, take him to the newly built coffee shop down the street, known as Karasuno Coffee to supposedly "meet a friend" of theirs. It turns out, said friend is a cute barista, who's terrible at flirting, but they end up dating anyway.

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    Based on a Tumblr Post, Castiel escorts Lysander out of a train car due to smoking.

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    After she accidentally trips into Adrien and apologizes about "falling for him," Marinette learns that he's no match for cheesy pick-up lines--whether they were unintended or not. And while she finds it flattering that he turns into a flustered mess with only a few words, Marinette comes to regret making him uncomfortable. That is, until she learns he's Chat Noir. At which point the phrase "just desserts" becomes a permanent fixture in her everyday plans.

    A story in which Adrien is flustered, Marinette is smooth as glass at dropping lines, and Chat Noir gets the romance he was always asking for--even if he doesn't quite know how to handle it.

     

    Based on a tumblr post by thor-in-wonderland.

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    Spontaneous. He’d show them spontaneous. He was Dean Robert Smith, he could handle a two week juice cleanse, his cholesterol was perfect, he flossed daily, he was a Junior Vice President of Sales at Sandover Inc, he could completely freaking do spontaneous, okay?

    He froze twenty feet from the entrance.

    He was so losing this bet.

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    Dagni Surana is having the worst day. From missing important topics to spilling a smoothie on herself and finally sending weapons all over the place while running into a goofy Alistair. So maybe it hasn't been such a bad day?

    Yellow Torch Universe

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    Armin Arlert works as tech support. Eren Jaeger is technology's worst nightmare.

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    4/?
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    Or: Ten times Fratboy!Oliver tries cheesy pick-up lines on Goth!Felicity, but she’s not having any of it. And then, one time he uses a good one.

    Plus, a few bonus drabbles because this was so much fun!

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    In which Bokuto fails spectacularly at pick-up lines.

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    There were some things in this world that you couldn't unhear, no matter how much you wanted to.

    For Hunk, it's the words, "Baby you're lucky I've got a figure to maintain or I'd eat you up: Your lips for the appetizer, and your ass for dessert." Uttered from his best bro Lance in heavily accented Spanish, to Lance's thought-to-be-hated rival, Keith Kagone.

    Lance isn't worried about Keith finding out on Earth-- What he should be worried about is him finding out on a space ship, insulated with advanced alien translation technology.
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    Inspired by this post and this post about Lance flirting with Keith In spanish because Keith can't understand spanish, and Hunk understanding enough Spanish to hear what Lance says.

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    When Levi first spots this cute gamer boy sucking on his lollipop, he finds himself immediately infatuated. It's only downhill from there. Eren's life becomes a two player game, and, of course, he gets stuck with the noob who'd rather be admiring from afar than getting his hands dirty.

    And boy does Levi get his hands dirty.

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    It's always confused John, the way people disappear when you hurt them, until he is swept up and lost in the hurricane that is Alexander Hamilton.

    Alternately titled, He Will Never Be Satisfied.

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    Suga and Oikawa end up sharing a dorm room in college and Oikawa isn't nearly as smooth as he thinks he is

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    Soulmate AU where your tattoo shoes the first thing your soulmate thought when they saw you.

    Peter just wanted to work on his essay and enjoy a sandwich. Why does the world punish him with a weird soulmate.

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    yoongi likes photography and gorgeous boys with sketchbooks full of flowers and comic book characters.

    taehyung likes bad pickup lines and sarcastic college students with pink hair.

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    Your cute neighbour seems to think there’s Pokémon in your apartment.

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    "Got a new job gonna start at the mall today"

     
    Or when Jeongguk works at Bath & Body Works as he pines over the Ice Age Froyo employee Taehyung while Build-A-Bear worker Hoseok drools over lazy Game Stop employee Yoongi. And Jin does not give Namjoon the Starbucks barista free ice cream. Totally not. Hoseok is lying.

     

    (totally NOT inspired by 6teen)

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    "Your face..." Taehyung breathes out.

    Jeongguk blushes, letting out a shaky breath. "My.. Face?" He asks.

    Taehyung nods, leaning closer, eyes crinkling at the corners as he suddenly smirks again. "I like that shit."

    Jeongguk reals back as if he'd been burnt, eyes narrowing. "Fuck you." He says, turning around and angrily walking away to go make the coffee.

    Taehyung just laughs as he watches Jeongguk walk away.

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