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    Something's going on with Bucky and Sam's not sure what it is.

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    This is a way to archive fulfilled requests I've filled over at my Haikyuu!! scenarios tumblr. Pairings, characters, and tags will be updated as I update!

    1. Football & Marching Band!AU - Kuroo/fem!Reader
    2. First Time - Kuroo/fem!Reader (NSFW)
    3. Wedding - Lev/fem!Reader
    4. Pick-Up Lines - Ukai/fem!Reader
    5. Wedding Night - Asahi/fem!Reader (slightly NSFW)
    6. Domestic - Asahi/fem!Reader

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    7/?
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    39
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    1
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    Barry decided that using pick-up lines on one Leonard "What Is A Relationship" "What Is Flirting" Snart was a good way to pass the time.

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    6,115
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    288
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    4107
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    Darcy swore she was going to punch the asshole who saddled her with a pick up line for a soulmark.

    Bucky wasn’t sure how he felt about having such strange, angry words for a soulmark, but that didn’t stop him from keeping an ear out for new alien sightings.

    Language:
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    1,952
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    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    346
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2376
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    (a two or three or four parter about omega!charlotte and beta!becky)

    When Charlotte's suppressants barely do their job and her heat symptoms get worse every time it comes, she has to resort to using a different method.

    The method's name is Becky Lynch.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    147
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    "Well, since your own words are failing you, maybe you just need to borrow somebody else's" Tony looked at him, and Rhodey could see the intrigue lighting up his eyes. He pulled out a book from his backpack and handed it to him.

    "The Bible? What am I supposed to do with this?"

    "Let's just say, my man Jesus has a way with words"

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    30
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    4
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    396
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    Seokjin got close, too close. His body flush against Hoseok’s and breath faintly ghosting over the boy’s skin. And then Seokjin finally spoke, his lips brushing the tip of Hoseok’s ear as he did so.

    “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?”

    Hoseok closed his eyes and his mouth parted. He gulped loudly, his hands trembling a little. “What?” he asked.

    “Nacho cheese.”

    or,

    thirty days of love.

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    30/30
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    161
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    11
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    2672
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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

    Series
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    56,551
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    558
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    10790
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    Akaashi goes to the gym on a daily basis, he was used to a certain routine. Until someone stole his locker and he forgot his headphones for the day. Now he has to deal with this obnoxious person every time he wants to work out. It's also not helpful that this said person is the opposite of his type.

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    9,452
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    782
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    "Got a new job gonna start at the mall today"

     
    Or when Jeongguk works at Bath & Body Works as he pines over the Ice Age Froyo employee Taehyung while Build-A-Bear worker Hoseok drools over lazy Game Stop employee Yoongi. And Jin does not give Namjoon the Starbucks barista free ice cream. Totally not. Hoseok is lying.

     

    (totally NOT inspired by 6teen)

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    18/19
    Comments:
    284
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    448
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    6442
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    A collection of prucan drabbles because my otp doesn't have enough fic. I take au/scenario suggestions in the comments if you feel like leaving one!

    Language:
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    39,534
    Chapters:
    60/?
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    5053
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    In where Zoro and Sanji are in a museum and Zoro admires the "art". Cheesy pick-up lines and mild fluff ensues. The story is better than the summary, I swear.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Levi knew he wasn't any parents dream child. He did drugs, got arrested, vandalized, trespassed on private property, and even had sex to help his mom pay for the rent as a secret prostitute. However, he ended up being put under house arrest for most of his summer for arsen. Despite this, it still didn't stop him from sneaking out with his friends to celebrate the beginning of their senior year at a strip club in the city. A strip club where Levi was given the best lap dance of his life by one of Colossal's best; a male stripper and pole dancer who goes by the stage name of the Hunter.
    And little did Levi know that this one event would change his life forever. Especially once he's seated in his high school's theatre and sees him again; and this time, he's not a stripper.

    He's his new drama teacher.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    160
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    253
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    49
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    2070
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    When the relative peace of Overwatch is broken by Jesse McCree's banjo-playing ways, Hanzo takes it into his own hands to retain everyone's sanity. In doing so he makes things oh so much worse, but can't bring himself to (really) hurt the cowboy after certain shower-related incidents. Meanwhile the rest of the team have their own ideas of fun, raids on gangsters are needed, there are too many Dads, Genji stumbles on things he wished he never stumbled on, and if there's one thing the team learn it's to never ever drink Deadlock whiskey. Tune in, it's a lot of fun! :)
    Comments are very appreciated! n.n

    Language:
    English
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    3,881
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    657
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    He assumes she would just giggle and continue petting him while saying how pretty he is, but instead, she pulls back with what might have been a leer had she not been three sheets to the wind, and says, “Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.”

    And then if that wasn’t bad enough, she stumbles out of his arms and fucking winks at him.

    Or at least he thinks it’s a wink. She used both eyes instead of one.

    or, the one where Bellamy is woefully and terribly oblivious.

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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    7
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    40
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    9
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    1053
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    Taehyung messages Jimin on tumblr and a whole lot of cheesiness ensues.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    465
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    Gabriel is the best at flirting. He's awesome. He's magical. He... can't get that cute floppy-haired art student to notice him. Not even when he draws dicks on his coffee cup every morning. What's the most adorable barista in the world to do?

    Language:
    English
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    3,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    606
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    In hindsight; flirting with an easily-offended robot who takes metaphors literally and jokes seriously? Not one of the best ideas of Kaede’s life.

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    English
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    3,614
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    298
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    Sure, they’ve had their share of good and bad times. But they have each other to get through it all. And that’s all that matters.

    Language:
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    3,381
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    241

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