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    Summary

    Wanna see Jesus' flirty side... ?
    You're in for a ride then! ;)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    123
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    435
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    Ray has been glaring at the bruise on Ryan's neck all day and Ryan just can't figure out why

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,371
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    360
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    One trip wouldn't kill him. Or her. He hoped. -- Harley and Deadshot go on a road trip to Gotham.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,265
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    218
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    When Levi first spots this cute gamer boy sucking on his lollipop, he finds himself immediately infatuated. It's only downhill from there. Eren's life becomes a two player game, and, of course, he gets stuck with the noob who'd rather be admiring from afar than getting his hands dirty.

    And boy does Levi get his hands dirty.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,697
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    563
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    From: Unknown Number
    Are u from france?

    To: Unknown Number
    what? no, I’m from Manchester

    From: Unknown Number
    ure supposed to say ‘why’ not tell me where ure rlly from

    or

    Dan likes pick-up lines. Phil don’t get them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,595
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    328
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4333
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    So Lexa got bad luck with trying to date boys. Anya and Lincoln forced her to chat with a girl which happens to be sass queen Clarke.

    Or the guide to turn poor innocent Lexa gay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,327
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2675
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    Basically I saw a thing and the next thing I knew I was writing this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    470
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    80
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    Jesus is an idiot, Daryl loves him anyway

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    221
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    "yoongi-hyung?"

    "what is it, jimin?"

    jimin tilts his head to the side, one side of his mouth quirking up in a smirk. "did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

    (five times jimin tries a pick-up line on his hyung and one time yoongi finally gives in.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1817
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    (This is my first fic on AO3 and contribution to the fandom so...please be gentle.) I don't know what to summarize this fic with but it's basically all about Klance and how they can't stop being lovey-dovey around each other. Bleh. The typical sappy stuff you wanna throw up at when you hear it, very intimate moments and fluff galore. Have fun, you shippers. (I might add some additional tags and more info but have this for an appetizer first I guess. Also, updates will vary or it might be very and I mean VERY very...slow considering I'm still studying so yeah. That's all for now.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,710
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    200
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    Derek is so used to Stiles hitting on him with horribly cheesy pick-up lines, he doesn't realize that maybe Stiles means them. Luckily, Boyd does.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    367
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2713
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    Keith stared blankly at the tollbooth operator for a moment before trying to stifle a groan. Somehow, he always managed to get the booth with the flirtatious attendant, a lanky brown-haired man with clear blue eyes and a confident grin. It didn’t matter that he changed what lane he went through—at least three times a week on his way home from work, Keith was forced to suffer through the horrendous flirts that this man tossed his way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,729
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    1181
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    Summary

    "Are you a cigarette? Cos you're smoking hot and I wanna put your butt in my mouth."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1112
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    Summary

    "Got a new job gonna start at the mall today"

     
    Or when Jeongguk works at Bath & Body Works as he pines over the Ice Age Froyo employee Taehyung while Build-A-Bear worker Hoseok drools over lazy Game Stop employee Yoongi. And Jin does not give Namjoon the Starbucks barista free ice cream. Totally not. Hoseok is lying.

     

    (totally NOT inspired by 6teen)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,858
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    892
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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,258
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    398
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    6601
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    Dwanaście krótkich Sterekowych opowiadań poniżej 1k słów na każde.

    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    1,286
    Chapters:
    2/12
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    47
    Hits:
    373
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    After finally coming to terms with his feelings for Keith, Lance decides to abandon their rivalry in favor of aggressively flirting using the only tactic he knows. Really bad pick-up lines.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    983
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    239
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Twelve short Sterek stories of less than 1k words for each one.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,066
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    438
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    Do crude pick-up lines count as flirting? Digger seems to think so.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    927
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    969
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    Summary

    They met at the strip club as complete strangers and now they're meeting each other again, but as student and teacher.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,367
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    201

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