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    Lambs fic. The one where Justin speaks almost only in pick up lines. Lance tries not to give in, and fails.

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    1,361
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    11
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    English
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    17,076
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    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    354
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    With the amount of pick up lines that Harry uses, Niall has has to go on a date with him sometime. Right?

    Series
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    English
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    506
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    446
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    Stiles stays with his cousin Felicity for the summer after he and Malia have a bad break up

    when Stiles sees then meets Roy? He thought it was Jackson..Which totally excuses the whole “what the hell you doing here douche bag?” greeting….

    Stiles goes looking for something to make him feel powerful, feel useful again, someone who isn't weak. It however finds him after he is put in a coma, he wakes up and meets new people and finds out he has new powers.

    But are these people to be trusted? Only time will tell.

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    8,309
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3162
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    Alfred F. Jones and his cousin Matthew Williams where just regular boys until their lives were pulled out from under them and everything changed.

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    English
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    993
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    52
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    Written from this list on Tumblr.

    An AU collection of Stiles/Derek ficlets, involving the various ways they meet/fall in love.

    (At a dog park, in a preservation's park, in line at a coffee shop, during a building evacuation, at the arcade on DDR, in the rain, in a diner, through a mutual friend, on a train, at a nightclub, at a haunted house, and during a floristry delivery)

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    English
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    7,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    492
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    Just a bunch of drabbles and ficlets that have Steve in it, no matter the situation. ^.^

    Previously known as: Snippets of Things

    Language:
    English
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    12,253
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3050
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    Ace recently got a job helping Makino’s flower shop, organising the little place for its new opening. He can’t say that the work was very hard, but when a stranger comes up to him on the day of the grand opening, will Ace accept his affections?

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    English
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    1,466
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    1/1
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    1
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    13
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    Hermann starts getting drowned in mysterious affection, and he's only been at work for a week.

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    English
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    1,772
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    341
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    In which Dean Winchester, teenage heartthrob, tries to get Castiel, a puzzling child prodigy, to become his friend with benefits. A.K.A partner in crime.
    A.K.A. cute dude who kisses him everyday.
    A.K.A his boyfriend.

    Language:
    English
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    544
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    310
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    Klaus has Elena once again, but this time, he does something different with her. Klaus regrets what he'd done, and maybe thinks he has feeling for Elena. Will she ever forgive Klaus for what he's done, or will she hate him with even more? Will forgiveness lead to more, or will hate make Klaus end with a stake in his heart?

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    English
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    8,859
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    247
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    "Hey," Patrick said appreciatively from behind where Jonny stood, stoic as always, by the side of the pool. "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.”

    Or: How Patrick Kane spent his summer hitting on the hot lifeguard with the help of some inspired (read: awful) pickup lines.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,812
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1672
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    "sabriel + hella bad pickup lines uwu" -As requested Anonymously on my tumblr

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    English
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    918
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    260
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    The title says it all. A series of snk otp’s using various cheesy and lame pick up lines.

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    English
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    4,901
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    22
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    340
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    Eames is just that guy who kicks his chair backs and uses dumb pickup lines on him. Just because it makes Arthur feel flushed doesn’t mean that he cares, right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    380
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    In which Aramis despairs, Athos concedes that maybe it's time to start dating again, and Porthos finds his disastrous attempts to do so highly amusing - then takes matters into his own hands.

    Language:
    English
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    5,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    257
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    Lucifer starts to hiss. “I’ll let you sssssssuck my sssssssserpent.”

     

    “I’d let you into my Garden of Eden any day,” Michael says.

     

    “A romp with me would bring you straight to the Promised Land,” Lucifer says.

     

    “I’ll make you come so hard you’ll think you’re the second Noah,” Michael offers.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    335
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    289
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    Everyone deserves a dance with you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,315
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1893
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    "I'm not a betting man, but this is a sure thing."
    Sitting in a bar, Pete and Brendon decide to have a little bet - who can pick up someone using only song lyrics. Brendon finds himself talking to a (very pretty) stranger, who goes by the name of Ryan Ross.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    170
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    ‘Hey stud... you wanna dance?’

    So maybe Stiles didn't have the slickest of pick-up lines but it was the last night he would probably ever see Derek Hale and if the end of a drunk graduation dance wasn't the time to attempt his awesome moves, when was? He had nothing to lose and surprisingly, Derek seemed to have some moves of his own that he was pretty willing to show Stiles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,638
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1663

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