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    Sara Ryder isn't prepared to be Pathfinder, and Liam Kosta is not an idiot. This is the story where one enthusiastic geek reminds the other that the unknown can be fun as well as scary. Deals with grief, families, overwhelming responsibility, impulsivity, misunderstandings, huge mistakes and the consequences thereof, and a Liam Kosta who probably, in our century, would have been diagnosed with ADHD.

    And for the record, that's just fine. He's perfect the way he is. This isn't about 'making him better'.

    Has all the spoilers, as well as extra scenes, because, as always, Bioware can't show everything.

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    Weddings were intended to be beautiful and memorable events. Dipper would know, having been dragged to his fair share of them since college. However there was one particular wedding that took the metaphorical cake, one that would stick with Dipper for the rest of his life.

    A romantic tale of late night Taco Bell visits, zoo hi-jinks, nude swimming, and way-too-smart younger brothers, this is the story of how Dipper accidentally fell in love with a runaway groom.

    *UNDER CONSTRUCTION, BUT STILL UPDATING*

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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

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    Barry decided that using pick-up lines on one Leonard "What Is A Relationship" "What Is Flirting" Snart was a good way to pass the time.

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    You've heard of Keith can't understand pickup lines, but consider: Keith is amazing at shutting Lance's pickup lines the fuck down.

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    You find yourself back into the world of Dreamers with a determined heart and a curious mind, along with questions you hope won't go unanswered. Once again, Mark will be elated to have you back- but he can tell you're hiding something. Mark may not have any inkling as to what you're really hiding, but he's as stubborn as his dog is golden to do his best and find out. Though, like anything in this world, there is always more to a story than what it seems. And above all, there is only one question far more important than any... What flavor slushee will you drink first?

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    Daryl sees a goofy but gorgeous guy alone posing by himself with statues at the state capitol during one of his runs to the city to visit a gay bar. He gets the nerve to start up a conversation and one thing leads to another! Stuff and thangs ensue.

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    He managed to sit on the bench for at least ten minutes before his phone was in his hand and he started browsing Twitter for anything entertaining before updating his account with a Clary abandoned me in the art museum once again message with a sad emoji before he decided to take a silly selfie for Instagram to kill some more time. Just when he took the photo and the camera sound went off - of course, he forgot to mute his damn phone when he went into the museum, fuck - a shadow fell on his form.

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    Being Robin’s vessel is hard enough: the exhaustion, the life-threatening late night activities, the bruises and bullet holes and broken bones. Trying to hide all that from his incredibly suspicious, incredibly hot new roommate while maintaining his studies and placating his parents? Tim has never had it so hard. Especially since said roommate doesn’t actually know he’s Superboy.

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    The first thing Maura Isles notices this evening beyond the sour tannins present in her wine, the din of random conversation and the clinking of glassware on tabletops is the new face that walks into the Dirty Robber.

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    In which Grant can’t take things seriously to save his life; and Asher, despite himself, can’t fight off amusement.

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    Marinette is being her usual clumsy self, and Adrien channels his inner Chat. (There are no Miraculous or heroes in this fic, I really just wanted an excuse to write these two being the dorks they are. And also Alya being Alya.)

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    The red lion decided that enough was enough, and that it was going to find a paladin and take down Zarkon, one and for all, even if the paladin has to do it alone for a period of time and might die. Poor Keith who is not even trying to stick by the rules, even in the face of public.

    Keith, after finding an old friend, sends him back to earth and give him one goal, to get three others that have been chosen to be the other Paladins. Keith is content to watch from the sidelines as they become close friends, but soon enough he wants what they have.

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    A reader-insert series I decided to start that I promise to update in a regular basis now.

    You were just a girl in the village of Carsten. You yearned to leave and to see the outside world, to be different. When you meet a strange yet familiar man, you are assured your life will change forever.

    This is based in the world of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. This does not follow the main story line. Some text may not be true to the actual content of the game. All characters and worlds go to their respective owners. Loosely based on the story line, may contain spoilers.

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    The team goes to the mall again with Coran while Shiro and Allura stayed behind to guard the spaceship. Keith wasn't expecting to witness Lance failing to pick-up a girl and most definitely wasn't expecting himself to manage to pick-up a girl. A contact was given and Lance decides to have a little fun with Keith. From there, careless confessions were made.

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    Director Erwin has difficulties with the two main actors from his new show 'Attack on Titan'; the problem being neither Eren nor Levi can be serious and are constantly flirting on set and off. The catch however is they are not dating, but secretly want to. The fans are painfully aware of this and never fail to bring it to their attention.

     

    (based off a prompt I saw on Tumblr, and basically it's something I really wanna read)

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    12/?
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    Sam is sick and tired of Dean and Cas being nauseatingly lovey-dovey and having sex literally everywhere. In the name of revenge, he comes up with a plot to 1) Fake date the only person who can consistently and without fail get under Dean’s skin and 2) Obnoxiously flaunt the relationship in his face every chance he gets. He pitches the plan to Gabriel (who else could be up for the task?) and between one blink and the next everything has spiraled out of control; One dinner date turns into dozens and, what the hell? They aren’t even double dates anymore, they’re just… dates.

    How did this happen? More importantly, why hasn’t Sam put a stop to it? As the weeks pass, his list of Reasons Sam+Gabe Could Never Ever Not-In-This-Lifetime Ever Work grows larger and so does his unwillingness to put a stop to their prank.

    It is still a prank… Right?

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    Chapters:
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    A collection of one shots I am making for Lucidia. Feel free to request! :D

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    Nora explains to her friends about speed dating, and Hancock decides they need to try it. Alcohol fueled shenanigans ensue as she realizes exactly why none of her friends are in relationships.

    ***Written for The_Real_Sina who came up with the idea. I hope I did it justice!***

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