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    The 30 Day OTP Challenge for Enjolras x Grantaire

    1. First Kiss // 2. Flowers // 3. Pick Up Lines // 4. Anniversary // 5. Love Confession // 6. Watching TV/Gaming // 7. Injury/Illness // 8. Fancy Dress/In Costume // 9. Cooking Together // 10. Arranged Marriage AU // 11. Bathing Together // 12. As Children // 13. Angst // 14. Festival/Carnival // 15. Historical AU // 16. Storms // 17. Valentine’s Day // 18. In Formal Wear // 19. Spooning // 20. One Sided/Unrequited Love // 21. Another Gender (Cis/Trans/NB etc.) // 22. Proposing // 23. Pregnancy/Adoption // 24. Fantasy/Magic // 25. In Battle // 26. Royalty AU // 27. Nightmare // 28. Singing // 29. Meeting Each Other’s Parents // 30. NSFW

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    25/30
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    14
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    149
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3275
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    Español
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    1,421
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    After their first conversation, Oikawa cries.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
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    "The hurt in my eyes is all that has to be said. Sometimes I know I'm better off dead. The pain is the only thing I can feel. Knowing it's the one thing that's real. Behind all the games and lies. An emptiness haunts my eyes. A person who I used to be. Worse even though it wasn't me. Sorrow consuming every thought. Slowly losing everything I've got. Darkness closing in all around. Still I don't make a single sound. Evil fills the void inside. This life's not one I'll confide. However deeper someone tries to look. Whatever happens the ground has shook. The dread and hate leaves me in a daze. All around me demons fires blaze. Living isn't worthwhile if its torture. Yet it's that to which I'm not sure. Don't try to understand the words written here. For I'm not the one to fear"

    There is a plethra of triggers comming a lot later in this story.
    There's a small paragraph that is very triggering, and some poems that are placed throughout the story will be about the same.
    The triggers are rare, but will be there every once in a while.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Just a bunch of drabbles and ficlets that have Steve in it, no matter the situation. ^.^

    Previously known as: Snippets of Things

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    English
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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    6265
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    Hide begins to hit on this girl who catches his eye.

    BASED OFF NEW CHAPTER OF TOKYO GHOUL RE

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    40
    Hits:
    390
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    Silly early!klaine ficlet. Blaine has come up with an awesome pick-up line. The way he delivers it, though, is not that awesome.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    232
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    Kudo Haruka keeps finding bad pick-up lines in her locker and is determined to find the culprit.

    Warning: Really bad Morning Musume pick-up lines.

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    English
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    1,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    37
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    Gladers, the track team has to travel to another town for a final tournament. The coaches son, Newt decides to tag along for "support", however the bus ride ends up with pepper spray, bad pick-up lines and long rides.

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    English
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    1,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    240
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    hey baby did it hurt
    when you fell from heaven
    uhuhuhu

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    431
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    Rei is trying to dispose of a dead body in the middle of the night, only to be pulled over by a cop by the name of Thugisa Hazuki. When he realizes what the cop really wants, he's more than willing to please him.

     

    (Completely 50% off themed, because come on, Rei is a serial killer and Nagisa is a badass motherfucker.)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    842
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    In which Arthur begins to frequent a cafe and a strange barista leaves him cryptic messages.

    Written for USUK Secret Santa 2014, for my recipient Fragmentedrecords!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    240
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    “C’mon guys! This is important!” Willow glanced around impatiently, hoping the others would finally start paying attention.

    “It’s cool that you’re getting all into this feminist activism shit, Will, but I still feel kinda weird being a part of an anti-pornography campaign… I mean… it feels a little hypocritical...” Xander grinned sheepishly.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

    Language:
    English
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    36,197
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    517
    Bookmarks:
    120
    Hits:
    15222
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    Bright flashes and clicking shutters is all in a days work for Steve Rogers. His photography business is flourishing, as well as his business with art buyers. He lives in a life of luxury, but has never once acted big headed. With the arrival of a new year, it's time for the new models to file in. One that seems to catch everyone's eye, is James Barnes, better known as Bucky, who has modelled his entire life. Yet a freak accident changes his life forever and it seems that his career may be in the brink. However, Steve does all he can to show Bucky that he is still of great worth, as well as a muse for him. With this, it starts the journey of a budding romance. But things are never easy, and with it comes consequences. Can Steve and Bucky keep it together? Or is it simply a negative image of love?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    102,152
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    4103
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    http://teamladssexual.tumblr.com/post/107721904755/songofthestarwhale-bluedragon-silence Saw this post and had to do something about it

    “Hey!” The man called and Sam turned to him with big eyes. “Names Gabriel.”
    Sam gave him a small nod. “Sam.”
    “Well, Sam, if you were a flower, I’d pick you.” Gabriel said easily, cocky smile in place as he leaned against the doors of his tattoo shop.

    Language:
    English
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    561
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    303
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    Ryan works at a well-known coffee shop in downtown Austin. He soon meets an attractive customer that immediately captures his attention. What will he decide to do about it?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    388
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    Language:
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    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    185
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    Sarina Lavellan tries her best to let Josephine know she likes her.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    699
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    Derek just wants to have a calm, peaceful second year at College, full of work and studying. Instead he gets given a loud, annoying barely legal boy, with a stupid mouth who keeps trying to seduce him through bad pickup lines.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,348
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1609

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