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    A response to a prompt challenge thrown at me by my wonderful friend.

    Each chapter is it's own one-shot and will flip between AU and canon depending on what I'm feeling that day.

    These are in absolutely no order and will go from fluffy to cute to sad to corny (usually because our punny gay bird)

    Language:
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    11,039
    Chapters:
    36/101
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1472
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    Even on his day off, Bodhi wants to do something productive. Cassian doesn't approve.

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    2,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    110
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    Married at First Sight AU. They didn’t know they were marrying each other until the bride got to the altar. And then panic ensued.

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    English
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    47,606
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    774
    Kudos:
    1612
    Bookmarks:
    269
    Hits:
    15992
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    ok so I thought I'd try something new. New fandom, new relationship, new concepts. This will most likely be meh at best but since it's my first one I'm cutting myself some slack.

    ANYWAYS, here have a high school AU. Max and Joji are best friends and stoners with big dreams. Ian's...not really anything. Not athletic, not super smart, not super talented. He has no place anywhere. This is fucking cheesy but oh well they're my stories, so let's do this.

    Language:
    English
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    6,084
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    62
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    A collection of Akatsuki x Reader Oneshots

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    English
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    6,317
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    964
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    “Tell me then. Would you rather be with the one you love, or be with the one who loves you?”

    “The one I love, obviously.”

    Namjoon turns his hands over at that.

    “There’s your answer then.”

    He shakes his head, wishing things were as simple as choosing between two people.

    “The choice is not mine to make, Namjoon. Yoongi doesn’t necessarily want me. And Taehyung deserves better than being a second choice.”

    Namjoon’s hard look is matched only by his sharper words.

    “So why are you still sleeping with both?”

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    8,821
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    141
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2724
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    In which Dean Winchester's take on "check yes or no" goes horribly wrong.

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    518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    236
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    A year before, they didn't even know each other. Then there was this hookup app, and months where they thought they could be "just fuck buddies". Things went downhill. Things went uphill.

    Now, it's been months since Magnus Bane (head of Bane Co.) and Alec Lightwood (kind of officially a lawyer) finally figured their shit out and started a healthy relationship. Now it's Valentine's Day and their relationship is put in danger as they compete to out romance each other.

    Based on the cheesy line "I've caught feelings. I hear it's contagious. We should both be quarantined in bed all day." Literally nothing but self-indulgent fluff.

    Addicted To You Valentines Day!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2297
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    Yuuko and Takeshi run a small café off the New York University campus and when Yuuri decided to go abroad to study how to be a doctor, they offered him a job. Yuuri expected to be tired, deal with rude customers every day, and study every second of his free time but what he didn’t expect was his life-long idol to walk through the doors.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    16,491
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    370
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    5063
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    Just your average memey haikyuu chatfic. The tags speak for themselves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,638
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1854
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    Drabbles, wo Thorin und Bilbo schlechte Anmachen bringen, da es viel zu einfach ist, Leute normal anzureden. Oder sie sich streiten, auf Khuzdul labern oder halt mal Sindarin, weil Westron kann ja jeder. Die EM-Drabble-Einlöse-Fanfiktion, wo Bagginshield dran glauben darf. 26 Drabbles, jeden Tag ein Update! :D

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    Deutsch
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    Chapters:
    26/26
    Kudos:
    4
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    53
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    Seokjin feels like he doesn't know a lot about his boyfriend. That's why he decided to ask him a question every day to get to know him better.

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    11,749
    Chapters:
    25/365
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    975
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    Yugyeom, a quiet and shy library assistant, just wants to keep the peace. BamBam, a quirky design student, knows too many pickup lines. They exchange numbers and it feels like the world turned upside down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,691
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    429
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    Shirabuttstuff: So, what's the point of this groupchat anyways? You guys don't seem to be actually talking about setting. Ever.
    Sugarmama: The point is to talk about our feelings
    Sugarmama: They're bitter, nasty and salty feelings but we sure do talk about them anyways ( ゚ヮ゚)
    KageyamaTobio09: The point for me is to learn more from Sugawara-san and Oikawa-san
    KageyamaTobio09: Also, so Hinata will shut the fuck up when I tell him I have other friends and he doesn't believe me
    Yahababe: The point is to get blackmail material on everyone else.
    Oikawaii: what the hell Yahaba-chan
    Oikawaii: you dont get anything good if you tell them that!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,023
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    668
    Bookmarks:
    109
    Hits:
    6495
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    "Kid leaned back against his pillows and threw his arms over his head with a dramatic groan. “Did you see his aaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss?”

    “Yes, Captain, I saw his ass; it’s very nice. I’m not sure how much he appreciated your grabbing it, though.”

    “I couldn’t heeeeeeeelp it. Did you see how long his fingers are? And his innnnnnk? Probably he’s the one, Killer.”

    “Probably your brain is bleeding, you idiot,” Killer retorted."

     

    Killer has to take Kid to the ER and things take an interesting turn.

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    41,192
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2511
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    just a bunch of soonhoon one shots

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1306
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    What happens when Flints secret daughter finds her way to Nassau town. Finds out her father is really a pirate and refuses to go back to her mundane life ...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,428
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    104
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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    82,076
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    406
    Kudos:
    761
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    15330
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    This is the story of Alice, who took the name of Shepard on a whim. Born of nothing, she perserveres against the odds to save herself, humanity, and the universe. Along the way, she meets many who will change her life forever. (Canon events will shift, Shepard is younger than in canon, events of ME1 will begin in 2180 rather than 2183. Detailed description of the events of the Skyllian Blitz. Tags will be updated to reflect changes in the story. Rated mature for canon-typical violence. Shenko will exist but the main pairing is Shakarian. Eventually.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,944
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    623
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    Junichirou has witnessed a lot of strange things working with the Agency. Someone with the ability to make toilet paper fly, Dazai once accidentally setting himself on fire when he ate a slice of chocolate cake (he doesn’t know how it happened) and, of course, every experience he’s had on Yosano’s operating table has been weirder (and more terrifying) than the last. And while this may not be the weirdest, it’s definitely in the top ten.

    Atsushi stands before him, face red, hands shaking at his sides, and Junichirou almost pities him for whatever he’s about to do, but there’s a very determined look in Atsushi’s eyes as he asks,

    “Are you a banana?”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,127
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    100

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