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    York needs help with pick-up lines and asks North and Wash. While North tries his best to help Wash is more focused on his magic 8 ball.

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    They're in life threatening situations...
    Root takes it upon herself to lighten up the situation.

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    Stiles stays with his cousin Felicity for the summer after he and Malia have a bad break up

    when Stiles sees then meets Roy? He thought it was Jackson..Which totally excuses the whole “what the hell you doing here douche bag?” greeting….

    Stiles goes looking for something to make him feel powerful, feel useful again, someone who isn't weak. It however finds him after he is put in a coma, he wakes up and meets new people and finds out he has new powers.

    But are these people to be trusted? Only time will tell.

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    Bright flashes and clicking shutters is all in a days work for Steve Rogers. His photography business is flourishing, as well as his business with art buyers. He lives in a life of luxury, but has never once acted big headed. With the arrival of a new year, it's time for the new models to file in. One that seems to catch everyone's eye, is James Barnes, better known as Bucky, who has modelled his entire life. Yet a freak accident changes his life forever and it seems that his career may be in the brink. However, Steve does all he can to show Bucky that he is still of great worth, as well as a muse for him. With this, it starts the journey of a budding romance. But things are never easy, and with it comes consequences. Can Steve and Bucky keep it together? Or is it simply a negative image of love?

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    A collection of prompts I've filled for Fitzward.

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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

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    Season 4 divergence. Right before his senior year begins, Blaine accidentally receives a text message from Sebastian. When he finds that his one-time friend is serious about turning over a new leaf, he replies and they rekindle their friendship. Unfortunately, between the Warblers, Sebastian's scheming twin sister, and a growing distance from Kurt, Blaine finds that old attractions die hard.
    This is the archived version of the fic posted weekly on my tumblr at http://laymytongueuponyourscarsff.tumblr.com/
    Warnings will be posted at the top of each chapter AND above their section.
    Title from the Bruce Springsteen song "Worlds Apart."

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    Newly weds L and Light bake together in their new home. Smutty and cute.

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    Eren's trying to find a way to balance school and work and taking care of his little sister. He doesn't have time for a social life or a boyfriend. Or at least that's what he keeps telling himself after meeting the motorcycle man with the gorgeous face and the heavenly abs.

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    Levi and Eren are baking cookies. Eren cannot help himself from trying to make everything into an innuendo. Involves bad puns, pick-up lines and horrible tries of seduction.

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    In which Atobe is trying to get laid through maybe-not-so-subtle hints and Tezuka is just too serious.

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    Dean lost a bet to Charlie and now he has to use cheesy pick up lines on his long time crush Castiel Novak.

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    After hearing about the horrendous pick up line Tommy used at his birthday party (seen in The Return), Felicity challenges the boys to give her their "worst" pick up lines.

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    Stiles gets drunk and Erica drags Derek to the bar.

     
    “Scott, Scott, just listen man. That guy over there, yes the one that looks like he could kill me, I’m gonna do him so hard man.” Stiles grabbed Scott’s face and turned him in the direction of the man he was talking about, almost elbowing his drink over in the process. “Do you see him? Or am I just hallucinating that hot piece of man flesh?"

    Scott beat away Stiles’s hands and recoiled. “Please Stiles for the love of God, never ever use the term man flesh where I can hear again. I’m begging you, that shit’s just disturbing."

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    Hunters and Witches, what could go wrong..
    ( jerk bitch fights, sarcasm galore, movie quotes.. Eventual smut? A little something for everyone)
    Reworked into a Reader story

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    What do you do when Pete Wentz comes into your music store and starts hitting on you with the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? You fall in love, of course!

    (aka that one au in which Patrick owns a music store and Pete is the hot guy that works in the tattoo parlor next door)

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    From previous experience, Hurk was quite aware that his prickly boyfriend didn’t have a single romantic bone in his body and hated the very concept of the holiday, so he expected nothing special to happen on this particular Valentine’s Day.

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    A collection of Valentines Day drabbles for our beloved sailor soldiers.

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    Just a bunch of drabbles and ficlets that have Steve in it, no matter the situation. ^.^

    Previously known as: Snippets of Things

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    It's Valentines Day and time for some corny pick up lines.

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