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    Emma picks Regina up at a bar, or maybe it's the other way around? SQ fluffiness.

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    After his team returns from an off world mission, Rodney begins to encounter unwanted attention from a variety of people. Most of them are even using some of the worst pick-up lines he has ever heard. Events quickly escalate and soon it is up to John to figure out what is going on and how to fix it before things go way too far.

    This is a challenge response to: “During a mission Rodney inhaled a strange pheromone which makes people want to jump him. Only persons not affected are his team because they were with him on the planet. So back to Atlantis, everybody wants a piece of McKay's ass. Major Sheppard who's discovering his feelings for the scientist tries to help him. No rape please but attempted non-con is fine.”

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    Felicity is dared to gift Oliver with a Harry Potter pick-up line a day.

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    Carmilla shamelessly flirts with the clothing store employee, Laura, who is totally into it

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    Cas thinks he's finally found a way to win Dean's heart.

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    In which James seduces Remus (sort of), and Sirius blames the whole bloody mess on James (mostly).

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    “Listen,” the voice says from the other end of the line, “I don’t think I know you, but you were in the party last night. I found your number in my pocket and, by the looks of it, I now have your name tattooed on my ass."
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    “Oh, chère antagoniste!” he smiles cheerfully, “what can I do for you? Are you out of misleading pretentious names for your mainstream pastries?”
    She slams a towel on his counter, causing a cloud of coconut dust to rise and cover his ugly sweater. “This has crossed the line, fucktruck,” she growls, and baldie cringes back, intimidated. “Who gave you the right to steal the recipe for my Snowy Crunchy Almond Superegos?”
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    “That…” he gulps, looking from Joly to Musichetta and back. “That your… girlfriend?”
    “Do you know each other?” Joly asks in confusion.
    “She’s my baker rival!” Bossuet murmurs carefully.

    Bossuet meets Joly meets Musichetta. Featuring a Ferris wheel, a chandelier, a cookie recipe and, of course, The Cat.

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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

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    It's Christmas at the Westchester mansion and Charles is in a Christmassy mood.

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    Team Flash goes out for drinks to celebrate their most recent victory. When Cisco gets drunk, he starts flirting (badly) with Barry. (Barry x Cisco)

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    Enjolras has been in love with Grantaire for awhile and asks him out for coffee without even saying it's a date and hopes his awful pick up lines and innuendos will be enough.

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    "By now, Luke was shaking. He decided to get this over with, and not reply to what Ashton had said. 'Hey… so, uh…' Right, the note cards. He took them out, and looked at the one on top. It also happened to be the first one he’d seen on the internet, that he thought was so genius at the time. Hopefully, it really was. 'Did you uh, did… you fall out of heaven because um…' Wait, shit, he totally fucked that one up. That was not the line. That was totally not the line. Amidst his distress he dropped all his cards. This was the worst game of fifty two pickup he had to play, but instead of playing cards, it was fifty-two pickup lines. Immediately, he stumbled out a vulgar apology. 'Shit fuck oh my god fuck I’m so sorry you’re-you’re just so attractive I’m so-' ”

    Luke tries to pull his long term crush with pick up lines, and fails drastically, but somehow it works?

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    You’re were the only one who volunteered for this mission, but why? This Deadpool guy can’t be that bad... A funny (and somewhat inappropriate) Deadpool x Reader story!

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    Laura's been thinking about eternity. She's mapping Carmilla's body.

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    Rei is trying to dispose of a dead body in the middle of the night, only to be pulled over by a cop by the name of Thugisa Hazuki. When he realizes what the cop really wants, he's more than willing to please him.

     

    (Completely 50% off themed, because come on, Rei is a serial killer and Nagisa is a badass motherfucker.)

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    Remus is used to bad pick-up lines, but one man really takes the cake...

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    "If getting a bite to eat is too much to ask for, we could always go dancing. Does that seem suitable for your 'schedule'?" A soft glimmer shown through Pariston's playful smug. "Good thing I'm wearing my dancing shoes, huh?"

    "Do you ever shut up?"

    "I hope the restaurant serves cheesecake for dessert. Oh, that sounds about good right now, a piece of cheesecake and a warm cup of tea. What about you, Ging?" The blonde nuisance scoffed with ease over the place he had in mind.

    "Hmm..." The poor, raven haired male tried not to growl like a bitter, old man, but could this guy get any more annoying? "I'm more in the mood for bacon.."

    "Bacon? I don't think a nice place like this serves bacon like that." Pariston was quite enthralled by the simplicity of Ging's food requests. "Speaking of which, you're a bit underdressed for this place, but I bet they could pull a few strings since we're Hunters. Oh! Ging, maybe after dinner we cou--"

    "Don’t push it."

    “We should go dancing, Ging! C’mon these shoes are not going to break in themselves!” Of course he continued to push Ging, but the other man refused to give him too much of what he wanted.

    Attention.

    “Shut up.”

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    A night with a couple of rising stars can seem like a big deal when really they just want to enjoy the light from each other.

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    Kaneki and Hide are in Starbucks. Kaneki is very possessive of Hide.

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    Darcy has had about enough of this smarmy guy at the bar and if he doesn't lay off soon, she won't be responsible for her actions. Luckily, Bucky's there to save the day before the taser gets involved.

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