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    Based on the prompt: You go to my checkout every time you shop here and you always flirt with me with these really embarrassing lines and there’s like five people behind you waiting.

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    1/1
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    3
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    51
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    2
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    296
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    Today Dream Believers - Week 1

    Prompt 2: (AU or Canon Compliant) Blaine and/or Kurt using cheesy pickup lines on the other. For example, could be to seduce or being funny but can be whatever you’d like, wherever you like, whenever you like.

    Language:
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    567
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    1/1
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    29
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    3
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    Another collection of responses to prompts I receive on tumblr, because the first was getting out of control. Mostly Ward/Simmons in nature. More tags will be added as they become relevant.

    New on 7/28: Chapters 74 and 75

    Language:
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    80,690
    Chapters:
    75/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    4083
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    Erik was a writer working on his deadline at midnight. Unfortunately, he couldn't have his novel finished in time when the rain was dancing through his soaking body as he ran for a shelter, cursing the God for the bad weather. And Under a lone balcony, Erik was stuck in the rain with another man with gorgeous blue eyes in a perfectly cut suit.

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    1/1
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    19
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    252
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    Prompt: "Did you hear? There will only be seven planets remaining after I destroy Uranus". Eren gives Levi cheesy pickup lines all day, so this is what Levi says to Eren as a result of getting annoyed.

    Language:
    English
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    349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    236
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    Castiel accidentally runs into Dean Winchester. Awkward proposal is proposed...

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    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
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    1
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    309
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    Fenris gets hit on and all is well.

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    English
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    930
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    287
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    Cora has heard every Pick up line in the book, but never in a million years had she imagined she would be considering using one herself...until now.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    18
    Hits:
    405
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    Kagami Taiga is a simple minded basketball lover. On the outside that's all he is. He shows 180 degree personality changes at one certain New Year's Party when he gets drunk and passes through 5 stages.

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    11,562
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    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    169
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    Ciel and his friends go to a water park. While waiting for his friends, he gets hit on by a hot lifeguard. While waiting in line, Ciel meets him again and has some more (bad) pickup lines used on him. At the end of the day he's given a paper with Sebastian's name and number on it.

    Language:
    English
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    2,505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    313
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    "You can just pretend i'm a childhood friend you ran into and is more than willing to help you get home."

    Language:
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    2,113
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    758
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    Reader is an Avenger with the power to fly. Whilst working in the lab with Tony and Bruce, something goes wrong.

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    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    172
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    “you’re the security guard I distracted by pretending to be drunk while my friend broke into the building, and you never caught on but you thought my confusion and deliberately terrible come-ons were adorable, now we’ve run into each other somewhere else and you’re asking me out for coffee and I genuinely don’t know what to make of this” au

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    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
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    2077
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    in which pete is a rather amusing drunk. or, better known as, i can't write to save my life.

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    687
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    108
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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,007
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    326
    Kudos:
    864
    Bookmarks:
    212
    Hits:
    28010
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    A selection of drabbles written for SASO2015.

    1. Manami / Teshima, Yowapeda, M
    2. Ushijima / Oikawa, Haikyuu, E
    3. Imaizumi / Naruko, Yowapeda, T
    4. Kageyama / Sugawara, Haikyuu, M
    5. Teshima / Imaizumi, Yowapeda, M

    (M/E means there's dicks involved somehow; other warnings for individual drabbles found in the chapter summary.)

    (The only fluff ship here is imanaru ha ha!!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,345
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Hits:
    444
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    [Word Count: 4138]
    {Warnings - fluff & cheesy pick-up lines}

    Language:
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    4,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    154
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    In which Lily decides to spice up her life and go to a different café, James tests out pick up lines on suspecting victims and Sirius has a great idea for an app while Remus strongly disagrees (for now anyway).

    Language:
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    3,379
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    464
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    Clarke decides to use pick-up lines to tell Lexa how she feels. And Lexa is...well, she's Lexa.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,439
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3000
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    They met at a bar

    (Re-made version of David in which the plot is differnt but basicly I had he same ideas in mind)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,016
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    174

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