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    Like the title says this will be a series with the theme of the Exo members trying to ask you out with some kind of pick-up line. I'm not sure yet if I'll manage to write something for all 12 of them but I'll try my best. Please be patient!

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    3,070
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    “Um, could you repeat that?”

    “I-I asked if you were an elevator.”

    “Sorry, but I’m no—”

    “Because I would totally go down on you.”

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    43
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    4198
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    Modern AU Policeman Bellamy see's a kid walking home in the rain with no shoes on and decides to walk the little guy home. Cue the meeting single mom Clarke and falling in love bit

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    3,778
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    2736
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    Frank is the flirty seventeen year old part time worker at Pete and Patrick's Ice Cream Parlour. Gerard's the hopeless nineteen year old ice cream addict. What could possibly go wrong?

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    2,018
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    54
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    Levi knew he wasn't any parents dream child. He did drugs, got arrested, vandalized, trespassed on private property, and even had sex to help his mom pay for the rent as a secret prostitute. However, he ended up being put under house arrest for most of his summer for arsen. Despite this, it still didn't stop him from sneaking out with his friends to celebrate the beginning of their senior year at a strip club in the city. A strip club where Levi was given the best lap dance of his life by one of Colossal's best; a male stripper and pole dancer who goes by the stage name of the Hunter.
    And little did Levi know that this one event would change his life forever. Especially once he's seated in his high school's theatre and sees him again; and this time, he's not a stripper.

    He's his new drama teacher.

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    19,351
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    Kuroo (22 y.o) is a student who needs money for his tuition fees and doesn't want to work.
    Daichi (37 y.o) is an extremely wealthy businessman sick of being unable to trust people and who happens to fall in his claws and becomes his Sugar Daddy.

    What they hadn't plan was the falling in love part of their arrangement.

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    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    440
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    7862
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    Yamazaki Sousuke was only ten years old when he first laid eyes on Tachibana Makato. Then out of nowhere a whisp named Rin shows up, explaining that Whisps only appear when you lay eyes on your true love and are their to guide you and help you be with that person(even thought they may suck at it) they are basically the little voice in the back of your head telling you what to do. Also Makato also has a whisp and you guessed it. It's Haru

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    1,653
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "Got a new job gonna start at the mall today"

     
    Or when Jeongguk works at Bath & Body Works as he pines over the Ice Age Froyo employee Taehyung while Build-A-Bear worker Hoseok drools over lazy Game Stop employee Yoongi. And Jin does not give Namjoon the Starbucks barista free ice cream. Totally not. Hoseok is lying.

     

    (totally NOT inspired by 6teen)

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    6,384
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    226
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2536
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    "I bet a whole box of creampuffs that you can't get his number."

    "Get your wallet ready."

    "Don't involve me."

    Language:
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    668
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    321
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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
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    "My friend is out of town and I’m supposed to be taking care of her pet fish but it died and you work at the pet store help me find one that looks the same so she won’t notice!"

    Language:
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    5,462
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1484
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    Indulge yourself in the everyday life of Eren Jaeger and Levi Ackerman.

    Language:
    English
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    62,234
    Chapters:
    62/?
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    9475
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    Married at First Sight AU. They didn’t know they were marrying each other until the bride got to the altar. And then panic ensued.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/30
    Comments:
    435
    Kudos:
    877
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    7113
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    "Awww, cupcake. If you’re feeling down, I’ll be happy to feel you up."

    Laura just keeps running into Carmilla wherever she goes - except when she actually wants to. What's a girl to do when an unfairly gorgeous vampire doesn't text or call, but won't stop showing up?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1405
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    After she accidentally trips into Adrien and apologizes about "falling for him," Marinette learns that he's no match for cheesy pick-up lines--whether they were unintended or not. And while she finds it flattering that he turns into a flustered mess with only a few words, Marinette comes to regret making him uncomfortable. That is, until she learns he's Chat Noir. At which point the phrase "just desserts" becomes a permanent fixture in her everyday plans.

    A story in which Adrien is flustered, Marinette is smooth as glass at dropping lines, and Chat Noir gets the romance he was always asking for--even if he doesn't quite know how to handle it.

     

    Based on a tumblr post by thor-in-wonderland.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    456
    Kudos:
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    24869
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    Everything I wanted to cover in the main series, but couldn't.
    1. (WakaSaku) Wakamatsu and Sakurai like each other, but neither has the courage to make the first move.
    2. (NijiHimu) Nijimura realizes that he's in love with Himuro just a little too late. So when he gets a chance to see Himuro again, he'll do anything to make it right.
    3. The Generation of Miracles (and Kagami) are shooting commercials. Too bad they don't really know what they're doing. (NBA AU)
    4. (MoriZuki) Moriyama likes to send pickup lines to Izuki. Izuki wants more.
    5. Kiyoshi Miyaji helps a girl who's being harassed, but there's more to her than meets the eye...
    6. (EXTRA GAME SPOILERS) Aomine and Kagami won't stop fighting over which one of them won the game against Team Jabberwock. Now, Kise and Kuroko must work together to make them stop.

    Series
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    English
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    9,022
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    589
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    Jesse McCree of the LAPD's Organized Crime Task Force is on the case. Bodies are piling up, and its up to him to find out why with the aid of Shuichi, an Japanese lawyer skilled in curbing yakuza activity. But is everything as it seems?

    aka a Yakuza AU because of all the yakuza/mafia AU Overwatch art

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,090
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    7
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    206
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    Alex has a fear of airplanes. John is a good distraction.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    396
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    And other pickup lines by Poe Dameron

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,987
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    117

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