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    Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

    But not all at once, because that would probably be disgusting.

    --
    OTP prompt: You’re that guy/chick who always makes puns in my lit. class and they’re so bad, please stop.

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    4
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    24
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    3
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    Hoseok has bad pickups, Yoongi has bad insides.

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    175
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    A normal day at the beach turns interesting when Oikawa sees Suga for the first time.

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    12
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    In which Midorima and Kise work on a school project together.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
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    1
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    62
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    The sequel to "Didn't I My Dear"

    You guys wanted more, so here they are.... even shittier pickup lines! What am I doing with my life? Apparently writing about Lexa attempting to use the shittiest pickup lines ever. References to "Princess Did What?" and "There Was Just Something About Those Trees" by Jayenator565.

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    1,086
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    672
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    Jasper attempts to seduce Peridot. Needless to say, it doesn't work as expected.

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    300
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    1/1
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    14
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    1
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    141
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    Dean's flirty when he's drunk and Castiel doesn't fully understand what pick up lines are.

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    Jack thinks he's suave and Elsa hates her life.

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    2
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    7
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    Stiles finds out that Peter has a thing for corny pick-up lines and blatantly abuses this new information.
    For Day 1 of Steter Week, Humor/Crack Day.

    Series
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    English
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    527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    599
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    When Romano and Antonio fight over Bella, she discovers her not-so-platonic feelings for her best friend, Elizabeta. But did Romano and Antonio really like her? Or where they hiding something else?

    Based on a post from Tumblr and a prompt from a fan on my Facebook Page.

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    1/1
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    2
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    53
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    Short fic where Carmilla tries to pick up Laura at a bar and fails. Carmilla's and Laura's personalities are basically reversed. This is no crackfic but it comes close.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    36
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    684
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    Hisoka has a wide selection of pick-up lines at his disposal. Too bad they don't work at all. Until they do.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    329
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    Gabriel wants sex. He REALLY wants to.

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    188
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
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    a collection of random ficlets I wrote for tumblr prompts - this is going to get updated whenever I take them on there in the future.

    update 25/6/2015: added a bunch of theon/robb ficlets (for the line prompts 'what happened doesn't change anything' and 'don't fucking touch me', plus getting emotional while watching a movie together, making up after a row with sansa's blessing, male models au + male model and photographer au, plus for a meme including different kisses: good morning kiss, awkward kiss, you almost died + war's end kiss, returned from the dead kiss, jealous kiss, last kiss, goodbye kiss), plus various robb-centered canon and not canon ficlets (pre-canon robb & jon spending time together, canon au where robb and bran visit jon at the Wall, robb + sansa modern au fluff, robb + rickon modern au fluff), plus one jon/ygritte (seductive kiss), plus one tyrion/bronn (awkward kissing), one tyrion/bronn/shae ('don't trust me'), plus three jaime/brienne (shy kiss, 'you can trust me', 'shit, are you bleeding?), and an mcu tony/bruce ficlet (ear kissing).

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    Chapters:
    66/66
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    4933
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    Every men and women wanted Dr. Trafalgar D. Water Law, also known as the infamous "Doctor Heart Stealer." He has bewitched the hearts (and asses!) of everyone under his care and was punished by his father because of a scandal. Now, he was sent away from the metropolitan life and has to live "simply" with some of his friends in an unknown town called Iwami. He doesn't know how long will he have to stay, but one thing is for sure, why on earth does he have to learn how to bake when he is a licensed surgeon? And who is that kid with a straw hat?

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    3,048
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    3/?
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    8
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Another collection of responses to prompts I receive on tumblr, because the first was getting out of control. Mostly Ward/Simmons in nature. More tags will be added as they become relevant.

    New on 6/23: Chapters 49 through 66

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    66/?
    Comments:
    64
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    Bookmarks:
    15
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    3275
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    After one too many ales in Skyhold's tavern, Finn Lavellan decides to try and "seduce" Dorian with absolutely awful pick-up lines.

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    2
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    595
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    An expansion on a prompt that was given to me on tumblr
    here (http://xsounds-homox.tumblr.com/post/116796256407/im-a-lifeguard-and-you-are-an-patron-who-really)

    Language:
    English
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    3,805
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    8
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    431
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    Sixteen year old Eren Jaeger, a high school student in his Junior year, is having a hard time keeping his grades up. So, one day his dreadfully boring Geometry teacher assigns him a tutor.
    It just had to be Levi Rivaille. The guy he's been tripping over his feet for since 8th grade.

    Previously Named Bulletproof Love

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    English
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    6,692
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
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    59
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1006
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    Nobody's totally immune to Harry Styles' charms, even when he uses the oldest lines in the book.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    554

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