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    In order to keep Negan from becoming a total hermit after Lucille's death, Simon takes him to a coffee shop, where he meets a pretty blue-eyed barista that just might change his life.

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    Wally discovers Rhododendron Bakery and Café and meets the pretty owner; things evolve from there.

    Chapter 1 :: Azalea
    Chapter 2 :: Viscaria
    Chapter 3 :: Yellow Zinnia
    Chapter 4 :: Calla Lily
    Chapter 5 :: Daffodil
    Chapter 6 :: Bluebell
    Chapter 7 :: Aster
    Chapter 8 :: Acorn
    Chapter 9 :: Fern
    Chapter 10 :: Magnolia
    Chapter 11 :: Orange Blossom
    Chapter 12 :: Red Camellia
    Chapter 13 :: Arbutus
    Chapter 14 :: Cattail
    Chapter 15 :: Blue Violet
    Chapter 16 :: Oleander
    Chapter 17 :: Primrose
    Chapter 18 :: Spider Flower - The wedding comes

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    18/?
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    Stiles really loves witty girls who could destroy him. Lydia likes a challenge

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    1/1
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    10
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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

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    49/?
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    Furihata lost a bet so he had to suck up and ask his crush out with some really lame pick-up lines

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    1/1
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    James has a problem. A Lily-shaped problem. As much as he tries, she doesn't return his feelings. But when Sirius foolishly suggests the notion of pickup lines, he soon realizes that he's created a monster. A bad-pickup-line-spewing monster. Will Potter's love prevail? Sirius only hopes that they'll survive the ordeal.

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    chanyeol tries to sway his daddy by using bad pick up lines

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    Keith was a mess. He woke up late on his first day at a new high school,-- his old school's rival, may I add-- and was a bundle of anxiety.

    Never a good way to start.

    Lance, on the other hand, woke up early and walked to school. His problem was, the meat lover's pizza he packed for lunch was attracting way too many neighborhood dogs than he would've liked.

    Not a good way to start either.

    Maybe two bad starts can create a new, better one, don't you think?

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    5/?
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    6
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    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/ has invited EatJin, Yoongi, Daddy_Mon, //Mochi//, Tae-Tae, and Jungshook to a group chat

    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/: GUYS I JUST SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, GREEK GOD LIKE MAN EVER IN FUCKING MCDONALDS (≧∇≦)/
    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/: WTF DO I DO? ((+_+)) ((+_+)) ((+_+))
    Daddy_Mon: would you stop with the stupid emoticons?
    EatJin: i doubt he’s prettier than meh *flies away on unicorn*
    Jungshook: suck his dick
    Yoongi: do nuthing. He won’t like ur ugly ass anyway
    //Mochi//: dance to ice cream cake!
    Tae-Tae: I gOt YoU FaM
    Tae-Tae: say,Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"
    Hoesuck(/◕ヮ◕)/: I need new friends

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    6/?
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    Love, besides wanting to murder the security guards who were dumb enough to apply and stuff them into spare Freddy suits, that's all they wanted.

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    Jimin loses a game of rock-paper-scissors.

    Taehyung and Jungkook force him to say pickup lines to Min Yoongi as a penalty.

    Or

    The five times Jimin says cheesy pickup lines to Yoongi and the one time Yoongi says it to him.

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    A short Hamburr one-shot based on a prompt from a friend.

    Alexander fails to get into any of his chosen colleges, and decides to spend the day at the park looking for someone to flirt with.

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    a new customer and his sweet surprise

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    This will be a 30-part OTP Challenge (I forgot where I found the original list of themes...) with Alucard and Trevor. Beware of potential spoilers, as I might knowingly or unknowingly refer to elements of the Netflix series.

     

    Got a fanfic idea for me?
    My deviantART - full of original fiction.
    Snippets and ramblings on my tumblr.

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    4/30
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    Request any ship from Zesty and any kind of story. Well anything but Lemons. I do try and update and get to as many requests as possible. Feel free to spam me if I don't update!!

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    4,385
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    10
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    You find yourself back into the world of Dreamers with a determined heart and a curious mind, along with questions you hope won't go unanswered. Once again, Mark will be elated to have you back- but he can tell you're hiding something. Mark may not have any inkling as to what you're really hiding, but he's as stubborn as his dog is golden to do his best and find out. Though, like anything in this world, there is always more to a story than what it seems. And above all, there is only one question far more important than any... What flavor slushee will you drink first?

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    83
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    10
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    900
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    “Only you can feel what you feel. I am sorry.”

    “It’s okay baby. I’m sorry too,” Even kissed his lips and made everything go away. “In another universe, you make me believe that I am not alone.”

    ALTERNATIVELY: Isak and Even's journey starts as an one night stand type of romance and things get messy when the one night stretches in to a whole weekend. Even has some secrets to spill, Isak can't get enough of his Golden Boy, Even calls him Cute Curls and Magnus is on board with the pairing.

     

    ...
    Inspired by the movie, Weekend (2011). Though, this is about Even and Isak so most of it is very different.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    41
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    3
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    [transgedi - to travel across, to go to the other side]
    An Outlier finds themselves in the world of One Piece, determined. To write the greatest of adventures. To prevent tragedy occurring to their captain. To stop a corrupt government. To be free.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
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    4
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    304
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    Request any ship from Zesty and any kind of story. Well anything but Lemons. I do try and update and get to as many requests as possible. Feel free to spam me if I don't update!!

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    English
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    867
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    24
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    Prompt #132:
    "Don't you know the language of love?"
    "Sorry, but I took Spanish in High School."
    -
    crossposted on Wattpad ©obsobing

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,397
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    233

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