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    Sekolah Natsume mengadakan Festival Kebudayaan, dan kelas Natsume mengambil tema cross-dressing Maid & Butler Café. Natori yang mengetahui hal itu memutuskan untuk datang melihat situasi—terutama untuk menggoda Natsume.

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    Bahasa Indonesia
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    1,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Jensen is bet to pick up the bartender using the cheesiest pick-up lines he possibly can.

    Language:
    English
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    6,719
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    990
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    He drops the cards and they flutter down onto the concrete and over Dean’s boots.

    “Fuck,” the guy says, arms heavy at his sides now and eyes squeezed shut tight with his face upturned to the sky.

    “Oh God, fuck. I’m so sorry. You’re- you’re just so pretty. I’m sorry.”

    He won’t look at Dean at all now and instead abruptly drops to kneel on the ground, frantically scooping up the notecards with his chin practically on his chest.

    “Did you just call me pretty?” Dean asks.

    Based off a post on Tumblr

    Language:
    English
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    3,242
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    611
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    Clint knew that Pietro Maximoff was the BIGGEST little shit he had ever encountered. Aside from being extremely protective of his twin sister whenever Vision dared to look her way, Wanda’s face turning as scarlet as her jacket with the smallest of smiles, Pietro devoted his time to making Clint Barton’s life a living hell.

    Language:
    English
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    3,769
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1657
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    An expansion on a prompt that was given to me on tumblr
    here (http://xsounds-homox.tumblr.com/post/116796256407/im-a-lifeguard-and-you-are-an-patron-who-really)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,171
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    232
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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,041
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    285
    Kudos:
    750
    Bookmarks:
    194
    Hits:
    23985
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    Clarke swears that once she finds out who is supplying the Commander these lines, she'll kill them...Lexa, however, is determined to get this right even if she doesn't understand half of what she is told.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,815
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    367
    Kudos:
    933
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    20429
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    Bananas are not Jamie's favourite, thank you very much.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    877
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    948
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    Person A is getting hit on mercilessly at a bar and Person B swooces right in just before anything bad happens

    Poor Dave, being designated driver sucks sometimes but this time takes the cake.
    This dude did NOT understand that you were not in the mood for him to get in your pants. Jesus fucking dick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,131
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    311
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    Solas is curious about the origin of Isii's name.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,102
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    407
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    "Levi is a punk kid at school and Eren is a track star. One day someone decides to throw a ball of paper at Levi's head and they elect Eren to be their scapegoat. Levi goes after Eren. Somehow he catches Eren and strikes up a deal with him: Act like you've pissed yourself, and I'll take you to dinner."

    Hilarity ensues.

    A story about pervy inner thoughts, hilarious mishaps, pop culture references galore, pick-up lines and over the top reactions to the smallest things.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,475
    Chapters:
    51/51
    Comments:
    1085
    Kudos:
    875
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    15507
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    Sam's doing boring work. Gabriel takes him out. Cheesy pickup lines and laughs lead to Sam making one conclusion: Gabriel is quite the cuddler.

    Language:
    English
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    1,015
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
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    172
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    In all twenty one years of his life, Kenma Kozume has never been to a party, much less a nightclub. Especially not the notoriously famous gay strip club, Aoba Josai. Where the boys were big, and the egos were bigger.

     

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    aka stripper au??? It's really just a bunch of boys who think they're cool but they're actually just huge dorks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,662
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    717
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    Bad at summaries. Set awhile after CAPTWS. Where Bucky finds someone that truly catches his eye and he does what it takes to make himself a place in her life. There will be fluff and sex and all those good things we all love to read but hate to admit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,209
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1587
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    Another collection of responses to prompts I receive on tumblr, because the first was getting out of control. Mostly Ward/Simmons in nature. More tags will be added as they become relevant.

    New on 5/4: Chapters 13 through 39

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,893
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1859
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    Smooth is a word that quite a few people would describe Evan Fong as... Just not the barista at this coffee shop.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,057
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    56
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    Dorks being dorks
    Sucky summary

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    816
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    546
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    You learn from an early age that things are rarely what they seem. But this was one thing you never would have guessed in a million years.

    (Mikaela Hyakuya x Reader, Drabble)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    431
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    Bright flashes and clicking shutters is all in a days work for Steve Rogers. His photography business is flourishing, as well as his business with art buyers. He lives in a life of luxury, but has never once acted big headed. With the arrival of a new year, it's time for the new models to file in. One that seems to catch everyone's eye, is James Barnes, better known as Bucky, who has modelled his entire life. Yet a freak accident changes his life forever and it seems that his career may be in the brink. However, Steve does all he can to show Bucky that he is still of great worth, as well as a muse for him. With this, it starts the journey of a budding romance. But things are never easy, and with it comes consequences. Can Steve and Bucky keep it together? Or is it simply a negative image of love?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    124,773
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    5603
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    Season 4 divergence. Right before his senior year begins, Blaine accidentally receives a text message from Sebastian. When he finds that his one-time friend is serious about turning over a new leaf, he replies and they rekindle their friendship. Unfortunately, between the Warblers, Sebastian's scheming twin sister, and a growing distance from Kurt, Blaine finds that old attractions die hard.
    This is the archived version of the fic posted weekly on my tumblr at http://laymytongueuponyourscarsff.tumblr.com/
    Warnings will be posted at the top of each chapter AND above their section.
    Title from the Bruce Springsteen song "Worlds Apart."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    182,986
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2829

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