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    Nelá can’t really say he hasn’t seen some weird shit (he’s friends with Taru and Sindro for fucks sake) while living in Atlus’ dorms; people sleeping under tables, students pouring Monster energy drinks into their coffee mugs, a group singing to a unicorn doll, and even one dude sharing a popsicle with his snake (were animals even allowed??); but catching a very tall and very pretty girl crouching on the middle of the kitchen’s floor in nothing but a onesie while eating what appears to be a chocolate filled pastry out of a Starbucks’ paper bag at 3 am has got to be one of the highlights of ‘Shit Nelá Never Knew He Was Going To See While Trying To Get A Degree’, if anything because she’s really really cute and not because he just screamed like a lil’ bitch when he tried to get a glass of water and instead locked eyes with a surprised but determined glare in the middle of a pitch black room (who even eats in the dark????). So yeah; he’s seen some weird shit (but that isn’t always a bad thing).

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    Sara Ryder isn't prepared to be Pathfinder, and Liam Kosta is not an idiot. This is the story where one enthusiastic geek reminds the other that the unknown can be fun as well as scary. Deals with grief, families, overwhelming responsibility, impulsivity, misunderstandings, huge mistakes and the consequences thereof, and a Liam Kosta who probably, in our century, would have been diagnosed with ADHD.

    And for the record, that's just fine. He's perfect the way he is. This isn't about 'making him better'.

    Has all the spoilers, as well as extra scenes, because, as always, Bioware can't show everything.

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    Just a bunch of Hamilton drabbles. Enjoy!

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    Jimin is failing at maths and gets his friend Jungkook to find him a tutor; the younger does just that. However he goes for the worst person he could have ever picked to tutor Jimin: Min Yoongi. Min Yoongi, as in the Min Yoongi Jimin has been pining over for two years.

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    Seven and Yoosung find different ways to show each other their love.

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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    sweet little dudes being, well, sweet little dudes.

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    In order to keep Negan from becoming a total hermit after Lucille's death, Simon takes him to a coffee shop, where he meets a pretty blue-eyed barista that just might change his life.

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    The team goes to the mall again with Coran while Shiro and Allura stayed behind to guard the spaceship. Keith wasn't expecting to witness Lance failing to pick-up a girl and most definitely wasn't expecting himself to manage to pick-up a girl. A contact was given and Lance decides to have a little fun with Keith. From there, careless confessions were made.

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    In this universe, Hydra doesn’t send the Winter Soldier to kill Captain America. It sets its eyes on a loftier goal—breeding an army of super soldiers. Blinded by their ambitions, they underestimate the lengths Steve is willing to go to in order to keep his best friend. Because in no universe will Steve let Bucky go before the end of the line.

    When a brainwashed Winter Soldier comes to him expecting to be bred, Steve takes him and runs.

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    Hanzo is being forced to go to some ball that's being held in the Overwatch Empire. He received a letter stating that the ball has been arranged so that a suitable partner can be found for the prince. And Hanzo is one of the people chosen to go.

    Hanzo is not looking forward to it, in fact he's dreading it. He's not used to talking to people his own age. But the fact that it will be a masked ball comforts him a lot. He can be himself for the first time in ages. No one can judge him, and he can't judge anyone else.

    And when he gets there, his attention is caught up with the man wearing the cowboy hat and black bandit-esque mask.

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    The man was devastatingly gorgeous.

    The first thing Iwaizumi noticed was his height. He was maybe about 6 feet tall, just an inch or two taller than Iwaizumi himself, but his slender figure and long limbs, coupled with his slim fitting clothing, only further accentuated his model-esque stature. His brown hair was styled into soft layers that swept away from his face. Despite his boyish and dainty features, he gave off a commanding, almost regal vibe.

    Then Mr. GQ Model opened his mouth and said the last thing Iwaizumi expected to hear.

    “You heard about Pluto?”


    it started with a bad pick-up line how did it end up like this

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    Bakugou and Kirishima are studying when Kirishima decides to whip out the 'ol pick up lines. Bakugou is not fazed.

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    You find yourself back into the world of Dreamers with a determined heart and a curious mind, along with questions you hope won't go unanswered. Once again, Mark will be elated to have you back- but he can tell you're hiding something. Mark may not have any inkling as to what you're really hiding, but he's as stubborn as his dog is golden to do his best and find out. Though, like anything in this world, there is always more to a story than what it seems. And above all, there is only one question far more important than any... What flavor slushee will you drink first?

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    For rag--tag on tumblr's Sanster Week 2017. The chapters form a loosely connected narrative set after Breeding Machine. If you don't want to read that, just know that Sans is carrying Gaster's child.

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    The first thing Maura Isles notices this evening beyond the sour tannins present in her wine, the din of random conversation and the clinking of glassware on tabletops is the new face that walks into the Dirty Robber.

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    They’re both responsible for themselves and their own shit, but. When they’re like this, it’s nice to feel like they’re responsible for each other. Hunk wraps his hands around Lance’s hips and slides them up underneath Lance’s shirt. His thumbs trace over the bumps of Lance’s ribs, and his fingers almost meet in the hollow dip of the small of Lance’s back. And yet it’s Hunk that feels small, small enough to fold under the feeling of Lance’s hands on his face.

    “You are a stud,” Lance insists as he nips lightly at Hunk’s lips. “But you’re Hunk too. A hunka hunka burnin’ love.”

    Hunk laughs so hard that he dumps Lance onto his back. “Every time,” he gasps, mirth crackling through his blood, his cheeks flushed, “Every freaking time, holy shit, that’s such a bad line.”

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    Wade uses the old way of flirting to show his love.

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    The Agents of the Warehouse find a passing shrewd manner of killing time: a pick up game of pick up lines.

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    Gaster could only take so much teasing before even his patience and steely control failed him. Especially when it concerned his infuriating lab assistant. He would make sure that Sans’ had an attitude adjustment. In the most pleasurable of ways.

    NSFW Blog: mercy-run.tumblr.com

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