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    Bad at summaries. Set awhile after CAPTWS. Where Bucky finds someone that truly catches his eye and he does what it takes to make himself a place in her life. There will be fluff and sex and all those good things we all love to read but hate to admit.

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    5/?
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    17
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    Another collection of responses to prompts I receive on tumblr, because the first was getting out of control. Mostly Ward/Simmons in nature. More tags will be added as they become relevant.

    New on 3/29: Chapters 7 (HYDRA Jemma and Grant go rogue), 8 ("Come on, just hit me!"), 9 (Under-reacting), 10 ("Did it hurt? ...When you fell from Heaven?"), 11 ("I just walked into a room at this party and somebody yelled 'dibs!'...": Jemma/Skye/Fitz/Ward), and 12 ("So...are we close enough friends that you're willing to bail me out?": Arrow crossover)

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    8
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    43
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    7
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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    238
    Kudos:
    625
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    155
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    Hunters and Witches, what could go wrong..
    ( jerk bitch fights, sarcasm galore, pickup artists, movie quotes.. Eventual smut? A little something for everyone)
    Can be imagined as a Reader story

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    11,752
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    239
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    Scorpius likes Rose but, he doesn't know how to tell her. So, when he comes across an article about how to get girls to like you with the use of pick-up line's, he gives it a shot.
    ScorpiusxRose

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    The first time Tenka came into the Kinjou pastry shop, he brought a whirlwind of energy with him. The entire bakery seemed to brighten up the moment he pushed the door open to trigger the ringing of the bell overhead. The volume of the customers’ murmurs increased as Tenka strided up to the counter with a smile as strong as Cupid's arrow. Shirasu was helpless against the handsome man’s shining and alluring aura.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    Kuroo's roommate is having a friend over and, wow, Kuroo would absolutely love to get some of that. If only they could speak the same language...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    245
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    "Hey, Noya."
    "What is it, Ryuu?"
    "If I were a cat, I would want to spend all nine lives with you."

    Tanaka starts shooting awful pick-up lines to Nishinoya, and they're super effective.

    Language:
    English
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    2,089
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    209
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    Erik's at a bar minding his own business when a British man walks up to him and asks if Erik would punch him.

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    8
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    8
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    Working Monday nights at a bar isn't really the most exciting thing. But sometimes things change.

    in which Raven is a bartender and Wick walks into the bar.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    24
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    2
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    A normal morning for the Winchester household. A world where Destiel is real and Samifer thrives. Gabriel tries his hand at becoming a pimp. Michael is the crazy cat lady of the group, professed mother of Dean, and expert sex therapist. Crowley has unfinished business to do and Adam thinks they're all idiots.

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    10,543
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    34
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    455
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    Armin didn't mean to fall in love. The last thing he wanted was to give up his time taking refuge in the library in exchange for tutoring some delinquent. But Eren was different- all the way from his gorgeous ocean green eyes down to the relentless way he won't let Armin push him out.

    And the last thing Eren wants to do is get kicked out of his new school before he discovers its biggest secret: what caused the rift between St. Maria's and St. Rose's, and why does everyone blame Armin for it? He's determined to get his adorable tutor to trust him before the clock chimes End Game. Before he has to switch schools- again.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    22
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    2
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    Stiles stays with his cousin Felicity for the summer after he and Malia have a bad break up

    when Stiles sees then meets Roy? He thought it was Jackson..Which totally excuses the whole “what the hell you doing here douche bag?” greeting….

    Stiles goes looking for something to make him feel powerful, feel useful again, someone who isn't weak. It however finds him after he is put in a coma, he wakes up and meets new people and finds out he has new powers.

    But are these people to be trusted? Only time will tell.

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    12,312
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    55
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    Just a bunch of drabbles and ficlets that have Steve in it, no matter the situation. ^.^

    Previously known as: Snippets of Things

    Language:
    English
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    18,491
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    175
    Kudos:
    199
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    19
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    Competition led them here, and now Milt and Russ have a mostly caved-in mass of rock right behind them, and a solid wall of rock in front of them.
    Oh.
    And Russ has a secret that's hard to keep in tight spaces, and when pressed tight to specific FBI agents.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    363
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    Levi shouldn’t like those pickup lines so much. Especially not when they’re coming from the two hottest guys in school. Ones that happen to be dating. And attempting to hook up with him. Weird? Suspicious? Definitely.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    24
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    1
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    Eren's trying to find a way to balance school and work and taking care of his little sister. He doesn't have time for a social life or a boyfriend. Or at least that's what he keeps telling himself after meeting the motorcycle man with the gorgeous face and the heavenly abs.

    Language:
    English
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    13,986
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    Now that you thought about it, you and Levi hadn’t really talked about having kids. Sure, every so often after Isabel went back to her aunt’s house you or Levi would joke that you were part-time parents, and you definitely made it clear you thought babies were adorable, but you two hadn’t really sat down and discussed having a kid. We’ve got enough money for it, that’s for sure. I think I’m ready to be a mom, but I don’t know about Levi. I think he’s more than capable but whether or not he wants a baby, I don’t know. You both had traveled the world, gotten hitched, worked careers you both liked for a while. You’d done the settling down part, maybe it was time to move onto the having kids part.

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    1/1
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    12
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    13
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    Balthazar has a crush on Sam so whenever the hunter is alone the angel decides to try pick up lines to get Sam to like him back. Salthazar. Sam/Balthazar.

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    3,378
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    After their first conversation, Oikawa cries.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4

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