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    When Uther Pendragon expands the business and Arthur moves to Wales to run the office, he meets an unexpected and not so new neighbor; Morgana's old boyfriend, Merlin. With Merlin's clear attempts to befriend Arthur, and his all around dorky-ness, will Arthur accidently fall too, just like his sister did?

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    A smooth as hell Draco, a pretty green apple, and a very confused Harry.

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    Based on some prompts received at angelsxreader.tumblr.com
    -You don't understand when Gabriel starts flirting with you, so Sam and Dean have to fill him in
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    -Gabriel tells you he loves you, but you don't believe him (cue 'When Harry Met Sally' love confession)
    and
    -Gabriel fluff/smut

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    Annie isn't the most friendly barista at the Trost cafe.
    She's cold, impassive, and her tattoos and piercing have got to be against the dress code.

    But along comes one Eren Jaegar who turns her life around.

    Cheesy pick up lines and adorable fluff!<3

    (I'm terrible at writing summaries so it would be easier for everyone to just read the story.)

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    Just a bunch of drabbles and ficlets that have Steve in it, no matter the situation. ^.^

    Previously known as: Snippets of Things

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    First chapter is my original character, Desiree's backstory (spoiler Witch), those that follow are back and forth between her side and Dean Winchester's POV. Give it a try.. You may like it.. ( jerk bitch fights, sarcasm galore, movie quotes.. Eventual smut? A little something for everyone)

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    The one where Stiles likes to get drunk off his ass and is a super slutty drunk and gets pulled over by Deputy Hale and some shenanigans commence.

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    John Watson, An ex army doctor, understands his feelings for Sherlock Holmes.
    He decides to act on them by using pick up lines in the first chapter. Will things work out?

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    Summary: Drift returns for something he left behind on the Lost Light. And in other data-feeds, we learn if Cybertronians can fart or if that’s just an urban myth.

    Disclaimer: I’m only responsible for my own stupidity…sigh okay-okay and listening to way too much Owl City and other giddy giggle-pops.

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    ‘Hey stud... you wanna dance?’

    So maybe Stiles didn't have the slickest of pick-up lines but it was the last night he would probably ever see Derek Hale and if the end of a drunk graduation dance wasn't the time to attempt his awesome moves, when was? He had nothing to lose and surprisingly, Derek seemed to have some moves of his own that he was pretty willing to show Stiles.

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    Alfred F. Jones and his cousin Matthew Williams where just regular boys until their lives were pulled out from under them and everything changed.

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    That’s where Kaz was right now, outside the bedroom door, shifting his weight from one foot to the other as he checked his watch impatiently. He had papers he wanted to get ready before next morning’s deployment, and he was trying to blame his nervousness on them. They were important papers. Also, he hadn’t had a threesome in a while. But mostly, those were really important papers. Weren’t they? That was why he was nervous.

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    Carlos goes to the bank to cash in a check, and maybe see how much he has in his saving account. There he meets a stranger who flirts with him, and it makes his situation a little more tolerable. He didn't expect to get stuck at the bank when a theft tries to rob it, though, but at least it makes for a great conversation starter.

    AU where Carlos and Cecil meet for the first time trapped at a bank during a robbery

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    Stiles stays with his cousin Felicity for the summer after he and Malia have a bad break up

    when Stiles sees then meets Roy? He thought it was Jackson..Which totally excuses the whole “what the hell you doing here douche bag?” greeting….

    Stiles goes looking for something to make him feel powerful, feel useful again, someone who isn't weak. It however finds him after he is put in a coma, he wakes up and meets new people and finds out he has new powers.

    But are these people to be trusted? Only time will tell.

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    Anon request - I was wondering if you could write a gabe fic to cheer me up. Something funny, im a messy person as in i am not smooth what so ever. So it be pretty cute if you could write a au where Gabe is just trying and hes a noob just like me haha.

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    Eren has a plan to humiliate Levi and he needs Armin's help to do it. A.K.A, the day Eren Jaeger dressed up like a girl

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    Lambs fic. The one where Justin speaks almost only in pick up lines. Lance tries not to give in, and fails.

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    "Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction."

    The only response Nagisa got was a bewildered, mildly horrified, look from the dark haired male before him, before Rei promptly turned on his heel and walked out the room, cheeks flushed red.

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