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    Enjolras has been in love with Grantaire for awhile and asks him out for coffee without even saying it's a date and hopes his awful pick up lines and innuendos will be enough.

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    Comments:
    4
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    33
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    "By now, Luke was shaking. He decided to get this over with, and not reply to what Ashton had said. 'Hey… so, uh…' Right, the note cards. He took them out, and looked at the one on top. It also happened to be the first one he’d seen on the internet, that he thought was so genius at the time. Hopefully, it really was. 'Did you uh, did… you fall out of heaven because um…' Wait, shit, he totally fucked that one up. That was not the line. That was totally not the line. Amidst his distress he dropped all his cards. This was the worst game of fifty two pickup he had to play, but instead of playing cards, it was fifty-two pickup lines. Immediately, he stumbled out a vulgar apology. 'Shit fuck oh my god fuck I’m so sorry you’re-you’re just so attractive I’m so-' ”

    Luke tries to pull his long term crush with pick up lines, and fails drastically, but somehow it works?

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    69
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    778
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    You’re were the only one who volunteered for this mission, but why? This Deadpool guy can’t be that bad... A funny (and somewhat inappropriate) Deadpool x Reader story!

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    1
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    Laura's been thinking about eternity. She's mapping Carmilla's body.

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    628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1708
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    Rei is trying to dispose of a dead body in the middle of the night, only to be pulled over by a cop by the name of Thugisa Hazuki. When he realizes what the cop really wants, he's more than willing to please him.

     

    (Completely 50% off themed, because come on, Rei is a serial killer and Nagisa is a badass motherfucker.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    33
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    1
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    392
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    Remus is used to bad pick-up lines, but one man really takes the cake...

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    2
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    30
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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

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    26,331
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    419
    Bookmarks:
    93
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    11195
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    A night with a couple of rising stars can seem like a big deal when really they just want to enjoy the light from each other.

    Series
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    10
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    2
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    190
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    Kaneki and Hide are in Starbucks. Kaneki is very possessive of Hide.

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    2/2
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    1
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    64
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    7
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    626
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    Darcy has had about enough of this smarmy guy at the bar and if he doesn't lay off soon, she won't be responsible for her actions. Luckily, Bucky's there to save the day before the taser gets involved.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    234
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    17
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    Just a bunch of drabbles and ficlets that have Steve in it, no matter the situation. ^.^

    Previously known as: Snippets of Things

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    145
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    132
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    5040
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    John Watson, An ex army doctor, understands his feelings for Sherlock Holmes.
    He decides to act on them by using pick up lines in the first chapter. Will things work out?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    379
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    Hunters and Witches, what could go wrong..
    ( jerk bitch fights, sarcasm galore, movie quotes.. Eventual smut? A little something for everyone)

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    7/?
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    All Allen Walker wants to do is confess his feelings for his best friend; so why does said best friend have to be such a pro at getting detentions at the worst time? This time Allen won't lose the opportunity - he will get a detention as well! Or will he have to sneak inside just to confess? AU

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    Gavin uses a cheesy pick-up line on Michael. Michael uses a cheesy pick-up line back. It keeps happening.

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    3
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    98
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    19
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    610
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    Short songfic/drabble collection. Chapter title includes pairing and song.

    1-5: The Usual Suspects - (mostly) common Darcy pairings
    6-11: First Requests - Darcy-centric
    12-18: Round 3

    Language:
    English
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    2,560
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    20
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2730
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    For the first twenty minutes or so, all goes according to plan. He sells a few charms and chats with several curious betas and emissaries, all of whom seem impressed with the accomplishments of such a young practitioner. He’s optimistic about the rest of the convention. Until he gets a little warm and takes off his jacket.

    And then the first alpha shows up.

    Language:
    English
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    2,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    486
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    2663
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    The 30 Day OTP Challenge for Enjolras x Grantaire

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/30
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    574
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    High school AU. Castiel is set against going to the Halloween costume party hosted by Anna and Gabriel, both of whom are equally determined to bring together their younger brother and his not-so-secret crush: a certain green-eyed Winchester. But no one anticipates Dean actually showing up - let alone in a sexy cop costume - and Castiel certainly doesn't expect having the greatest night of his life.

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    English
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    Comments:
    15
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    515
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    Percy and Nico meet at random on the subway. Bad pick up lines and cuteness ensues. SLASH Percy/Nico Percico

    Language:
    English
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    801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    500

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