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    Clint Barton's To Do list

    1. Buy more undies.
    2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
    3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
    4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
    5. Feed dog.
    6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
    7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
    8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

    Phil Coulson's To Do list:

    1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
    2. Buy butter.

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    When ghosts from the past start dragging all of his terrible deeds to the forefront, Knock Out finds his new home a much less friendly place to be.

    Takes place immediately after 'I Want to Say, This Isn't What it Looks Like'

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    No, no, it's my treat.

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    Kuroo adds the new first years to their group chat. Yaku is not amused.

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    A collection of prucan drabbles because my otp doesn't have enough fic.

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    Another collection of responses to prompts I receive on tumblr, because the first was getting out of control. Mostly Ward/Simmons in nature. More tags will be added as they become relevant.

    New on 8/15: 87 through 90. This collection is now complete; further drabbles will be posted to a a third collection (is charmingly excessive).

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    VAGARY [va-ga-ry] ; (n.) an unpredictable instance, a wandering journey; a whimsical, wild or unusual idea, desire or action.

     

    Minho always wins. He's the best at what he does – fast cars, squealing tires hitting the road and leaving only smoking exhaust behind. Nobody had ever beaten him in a race. Well, until a stranger turned into that one Nobody.

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    Park Jinyoung just wanted to finish his laundry, maybe finish his book and get on with his life. He totally didn't want an onslaught of pick-up lines and a hot date (well the last one could be negotiated~).

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    Kinda morning banter before John heads off to a University exam.

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    Steve Rogers didn't expect much, transferring to a boarding school in rural Virginia from his old home in New York. A bunch of prissy rich kids, maybe. Hard work, perhaps. But finding someone like Bucky? Hadn't even crossed his mind.

    Bucky's third year at Lehigh didn't promise to be anything special- more college and SAT prep, likely, than the previous two, but otherwise much the same. So he was taken entirely by surprise to find himself falling head-over-heels for the new kid.

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    Alfred F. Jones and his cousin Matthew Williams where just regular boys until their lives were pulled out from under them and everything changed.

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    Every men and women wanted Dr. Trafalgar D. Water Law, also known as the infamous "Doctor Heart Stealer." He has bewitched the hearts (and asses!) of everyone under his care and was punished by his father because of a scandal. Now, he was sent away from the metropolitan life and has to live "simply" with some of his friends in an unknown town called Iwami. He doesn't know how long will he have to stay, but one thing is for sure, why on earth does he have to learn how to bake when he is a licensed surgeon? And who is that kid with a straw hat?

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    Streszczenie w notatce, można też wnioskować po tagach.
    Tytuł wzięty z rozmowy z Haszyszymorą, która stwierdziła, że "po każdej rozmowie ma ochotę rżnąć elfy".
    Zsyp na pornografię z pairingiem Iorweth/Roche
    Spis treści wg rozdziałów:
    1. Głęboki seks oralny z podduszaniem i dub/conem (porno, bdsm, dominujący Roche)
    2. Roche budzi się z Iorwethem w łóżku (pre-porno, bdsm, dominuje Iorweth)
    3. Współcześni! Iorweth i Roche dzielą się papierosem po seksie (fluff)
    4. Iorweth i Roche chędożą się przy śpiącym wiedźminie (fluffiata pornucha)
    5. Geralt przypadkowo wpada na chędożących Iorwetha i Roche'a. Co gorsza, Roche jednocześnie podtapia elfa. (bdsm, porno, crack, ooc nawet jak na mnie)
    6. Iorweth, Roche i myśl o śmierci. (Smutny fluff, melodramat w 3 zdaniach)
    7. Roche myśli o rozbieraniu Iorwetha. (Romansik, seks wzmiankowany acz dośc obrazowo)
    8. Dlaczego panowie nie cierpią wzajemnie swoich tatuaży. (Zazdrość, fantazje o torturach, zaborcza "miłość")

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    9/?
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    When Alec finds a time capsule in his back garden, natural curiosity leads to a discovery of the treasures inside, and maybe more. Coincidence, or magic?

    (I don't know how to describe it it's a time capsule au)

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    Isabel needs Eren distracted from chaperoning her party, because, everyone knows Eren would make the boys stand seven feet from the girls just to piss Izzy off.

    And what were best friends for, if not to do the distracting? And so Levi drags Eren to the kitchen with a mission: distract him.

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    Jon keeps having sex with criminals while an intern for the police. Oops

    {Can be read without having read the previous fics}

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    Q doesn't think he's ever met anyone as persistent as James Bond

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    Once upon a time, Darcy and Tony hooked up.

    (set pre Iron Man)

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    The guy tips his chin towards Rhys’s legs, which now feel overwhelmingly bare and gangly. “Your shorts?” the guy says, like Rhys should have just known what he was talking about. “The answer is yes.”

    Rhys furrows his brows again, confused, and glances down at his probably indecently short shorts. They’re red, and he realizes he doesn’t actually recognize them as his own. Twisting around to look at the back, his heart drops to his feet and he groans. Of course, in his barely-awake state he’d grabbed someone else’s shorts. Of course they had to be Yvette’s. And of course they’re the Panic! at the Disco ones that read “ARE YOU NASTY?” in bold letters across the ass. Of course.

    OR: In which Rhys goes for a run in the park and meets Jack.

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    A version of the battle of Trost which includes several Original characters created by myself, Marsha, and our IRL circle of friends.

    Tags may change as the story goes on

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    1/?
    Collections:
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