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    Clarke swears that once she finds out who is supplying the Commander these lines, she'll kill them...Lexa, however, is determined to get this right even if she doesn't understand half of what she is told.

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    12/?
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    294
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    791
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    78
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    16490
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    十一知道如何挑选约会地点

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    中文
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    57
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    Bad at summaries. Set awhile after CAPTWS. Where Bucky finds someone that truly catches his eye and he does what it takes to make himself a place in her life. There will be fluff and sex and all those good things we all love to read but hate to admit.

    Language:
    English
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    37,586
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1290
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    "Levi is a punk kid at school and Eren is a track star. One day someone decides to throw a ball of paper at Levi's head and they elect Eren to be their scapegoat. Levi goes after Eren. Somehow he catches Eren and strikes up a deal with him: Act like you've pissed yourself, and I'll take you to dinner"

    Hilarity ensues.

    A story about pervy inner thoughts, hilarious mishaps, pop culture references galore, pick-up lines and over the top reactions to the smallest things.

    Language:
    English
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    62,811
    Chapters:
    50/50
    Comments:
    1025
    Kudos:
    808
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    13434
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    “So, do I have the right to know the guy’s name at least?” Please don’t let it be anyone from Kirisaki Daiichi. Please don’t let it be anyone from Kirisaki Daiichi.

    Izuki looks pensive for only a moment before he taps on a few keys and shoves his phone in Hyuuga’s face.

    You may be the point guard of Seirin but you’re definitely the center of my attention.

    Izuki gets a suitor who knows the fastest way to his heart. Hyuuga's pretty sure he's going to have an aneurysm.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,431
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    213
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    A normal morning for the Winchester household. A world where Destiel is real and Samifer thrives. Gabriel tries his hand at becoming a pimp. Michael is the crazy cat lady of the group, professed mother of Dean, and expert sex therapist. Crowley has unfinished business to do and Adam thinks they're all idiots.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,065
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    795
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    Charles在某件事情上选择了投降,他决定跟和Raven去逛一天大都会艺术馆。在那儿他可以欣赏艺术,在他发觉自己可怕地迷路之前——众所周知这是一个非常大的博物馆——最后他在那儿偶遇了一个人。一个非常英俊的人。这篇文章是为了这样的提示写的:“如何跟某人在博物馆里调情呢:介绍自己,然后说我想要跟你握手,但是那个标志告诉我不要触摸杰作。”

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    中文
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    239
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    22
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    Request: something extremely fluffy like playing board games and tons of flirting from Gabe and a blushing reader who he thinks is adorable!
    Bonus: Gabriel finds out that you wear glasses and you really hate that about yourself so you're embarrassed about it but he tells you he thinks it's cute and actually kind of hot

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    English
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    1,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    91
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    One-shot collection of Daiya no Ace characters x Reader

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    English
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    2,251
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    144
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    a collection of random ficlets I wrote for tumblr prompts - this is going to get updated whenever I take them on there in the future.

    update 20/4/2015: added a bunch of theon/robb ficlets (in order: finding out they're dating the same girl [talisa], canon fluff featuring grey wind, modern au plus bad pick up lines, alternate canon for 'theon saves bran' in book one and 1970s abandoned amusement park), one theon + wex trick or treating au with side throbb, one robb + sansa asos canon divergence ficlet, one jaime/brienne modern college accidentally matching halloween costumes au, a jack/boone [lost] post-finale fluff au ficlet, one damon/alaric [vampire diaries] ridiculous crack dick picks ficlet and three mcu ficlets (in order: bruce/natasha pre-canon with magic mirrors, steve/bucky high school au with punk!steve and hipster-ish bucky and always steve/bucky hs au where they end up fessing while playing truth or dare).

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    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3885
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    Cecil is bored at work and then learns about sexting from a magazine, he attempts sexting but.. his method is odd and confusing. Carlos is more confused than anything. He then talks some science into his boyfriend's ear. This will be nsfw in the next chapter.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    230
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    Derek Hale, a werewolf and porn star, also known as Darren Hayden, is looking for a new partner after a minor misunderstanding. He's lucky enough to get a request from Stuart Novak, a popular twink with a thing for blowjobs, knotting and werewolves in general. A guy, Derek knows too well from a variety of videos and he maybe has been drooling over for a long time. But, how well does he know him really? And more importantly: Will they ever stop making suggestive and inappropriate jokes?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,084
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    263
    Kudos:
    682
    Bookmarks:
    174
    Hits:
    21516
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    When you have a crush on the chief Blaze Wizard, it's hard NOT charming her with fire puns.

    Language:
    English
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    428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
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    16
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    Harry has the greenest eyes Zayn has ever seen and he finds it very distracting (or: a story about finding people who make you want to take chances).

    Language:
    English
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    10,899
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1442
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    Marco Bodt's first year of teaching kindergarten is filled with crayons, aprons, boyfriends popular with children, and lots of kisses.

    ~~~hello this is nes from the future (((april 13 2015))) and im gonna try to bring this back and work on it some more!!! excuse my bad writing the first few chapters,, hhaa, okay!!!~~~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,148
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    487
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    He was woken from his brief reverie by one of his arms smashing into something quite pointy and reasonably hard.

    “MOTHERFUCKER!” he heard before frantically turning around, only to find a short guy in a baseball cap clutching his face. His knuckles were white with exertion. “ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE HOLY FUCK!”

    “Are you okay, dude?” Pete shouted over the noise, moving closer to the edge of the pit and pushing short guy with him. “Do you want me to get some first aid people over? You don’t look good.”

    “DON’T LOOK GOOD?” short guy yelled back at him, although his voice was slightly muffled now as his hands were pressed on either side of his nose and mouth, almost as if he were in prayer. “YOU SMASHED YOUR ARM INTO MY FACE YOU ASSHOLE YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY FUCKING SORRY.”

    ((aka a drabble in which pete breaks patrick's nose, hits on him a little, gets hit, and tries to get a guy's number at 2am))

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    Armin didn't mean to fall in love. The last thing he wanted was to give up his time taking refuge in the library in exchange for tutoring some delinquent. But Eren was different- all the way from his gorgeous ocean green eyes down to the relentless way he won't let Armin push him out.

    And the last thing Eren wants to do is get kicked out of his new school before he discovers its biggest secret: what caused the rift between St. Maria's and St. Rose's, and why does everyone blame Armin for it? He's determined to get his adorable tutor to trust him before the clock chimes End Game. Before he has to switch schools- again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,109
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    362
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    Eren's trying to find a way to balance school and work and taking care of his little sister. He doesn't have time for a social life or a boyfriend. Or at least that's what he keeps telling himself after meeting the motorcycle man with the gorgeous face and the heavenly abs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,465
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    294
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    4139
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    “Isn’t this borderline sexual harassment?” Chris asked very slowly.
    “They’re pick-up lines, Chris!” Jun replied indignantly. “It’s not like anything bad’s going to happen!”
    “....Well, there’s the loss of your dignity.”

    In which the third years fail to seduce the underclassmen for April Fools Day, Miyuki betrays everyone, and Sawamura is willingly dragged into the whole mess.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,291
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    My random drabbles concerning the betrayals, heartbreaks, and among other things - sometimes sex - that entails with the love triangle of Anders, Fenris, and Andel Hawke. He was the last Hawke I played before I began on Inquisition...

    Maker Bless him, he was so much drama rapped into one hilarious ball of sarcasm.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,043
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    192

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