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    Phil's only been home from the military three weeks when 19 year old bad boy Clint Barton gets dumped on his parents' doorstep – their latest rehabilitation project and the youngest thus far. He'd known the kid was coming but resents his arrival all the same, the upset to Phil's routine and his continuing readjustment to civilian life. Honorably discharged after falling victim to a roadside bomb, he's come back to the Circle C Ranch with every intention of taking full ownership so that his parents can have the retirement they deserve. He'll be damned if some punk city kid screws up those plans, no matter how pretty he is.

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    The Adventures of Loki and Sigyn in Midgard as told to Bragi the Skald by Sir Anthony Stark, or: In which, Loki tries to figure out redemption, Sigyn tries figure out how to protect her husband, Thor tries to figure out the toaster oven, and Tony Stark tries to figure out how he got into this mess in the first place.

    This fic is not canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Universe Earth-616 or Norse mythology, but it will beg, borrow, steal and bastardize from all three from time to time. After all, if the Poetic Edda says the first Frost Giant was licked into existence by a primeval cow and there’s an alt-Marvel universe where Captain America fights Nazi zombies alongside Howard the Duck, I should be able to do what I want.

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    Phil has two problems in his life: Toni Stark and Steve Rogers. The first is a brilliant, if erratic, inventor/billionaire who holds a lot of government defense contracts. It's in SHIELD's best interests to keep her happy, but she's spiralling out of control. And now with assassins let loose by someone interested in permanently removing her from the game, it's in SHIELD's best interests to keep her safe, No, she doesn't need a SHIELD goon following her around, thank you. Did SHIELD forget she's Iron Man and can damned well take care of herself?

    But the second problem he has might solve the first and itself all at the same time. Captain America, displaced supersoldier and man out of time, adrift without direction and searching desperately for familiar ground. If Phil plays his cards right, he can arrange things so Steve latches onto protecting Toni from assassins and herself, and Toni will challenge Steve at every point, creating a depth of involvement that hooks Steve firmly into the present day, instead of being locked in an endless loop of wishing for the past.

    And if he plays his cards exactly right, he can pat himself on the back at the wedding reception.

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    What happened in the two year gap between 'Iron Man 2" and 'The Avengers' told through letters, headline clippings and Bo Stark's diary entries.
    (note the first few chapters are letters to Bo from Happy, with headline clippings explaining what happen due to Bo spending her summer in a rural environment)

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    Tony sees Steve listening to one of his old vinyls and catches on to the nostalgia the soldier is drowning himself into.

    Tony being Tony calls in a meeting with the Avengers and the extended family to tell the amazing idea he had: create Steve a playlist of their favorite songs to help with his adaptation.

    Each chapter has a different song.

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    Phil doesn't even understand why these are even on the list of rules for the Avengers. He thought that the only teenager on the team was Spider-Man.

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    Part 3 of The God Who... series, sequel to Part 1: The God Who Fell to Earth and Part 2: The God Who Built a World.

    The Avengers & friends return to Manhattan and expect life to continue as usual. Whether that's even a possibility with a memory-wiped god of mischief in their midst remains to be seen.

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    It may not have started out under the best of circumstances, but Clint and Phil's newfound dynamic has led them to mutual confessions of love and lust. Three months separate them and their agreed-upon collaring date - that's plenty of time to um... get to know one another better right? There may be a few bumps and bruises along the way, but hey, they're both quick learners. They can figure this out.

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    "Critics call Amazon's So Dark 'A supernatural horror/thriller about a Vampire with a code who hunts and feeds on those that have escaped justice.'"

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    It takes getting shot, falling off three buildings, getting hit by a car, and some minor electrocution before Clint understands what Natasha, Phil, and Tony have been trying to tell him all along.

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    He tried. He failed. Then he succeeded but not for them, never for the Avengers ever again.

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    In an effort to help Steve, Natasha sends him to California to sit in on a college class taught by a former SHIELD operative to give him "perspective". He's surprised to discover the professor is the niece of his old friend and Howling Commando, Dum Dum Dugan. From that fateful meeting Steve discovers that he's not quite alone as he thought he was.

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    Arthur, Gwen, and the Knights of the Round table return just to be taken by an unknown organization.

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    Natasha's arrow necklace holds a lot of secrets. The Avengers don't know them all.

    Three times someone assumed that Natasha Romanov was single, and one time that they learned differently.

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    For an anonymous Imagine ClintCoulson prompt:

    "Imagine person A and person B hate each other's guts... until they don't. Enemies to lovers trope, because I've read too many friends-to-lovers and want something different."

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    Daisy has lost her spark and maybe her mind after her time as a prisoner controlled by the Borg but Trip is stubborn enough not to let her give up.

    Things are complicated but even in space there can be slivers of light to cut through the darkness. Those sparks are the people you find around you, it's that element of hope every species needs.

    Too bad getting Skye on her feet again isn't the only challenge the crew of the affectionately named Bus will have to face.

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    "Did it hurt?"

    "When I fell from heaven?"

    "When you nearly fucking died, asshole."

    Sometimes Tony wishes the explosion had killed him, had given him the escape from the world that he was longing for, to take away the physiological pain that was the result of years of hidden abuse and torture.

    And then he meets Steve who gives him all types of mixed feelings about the idea of death.

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    Tony is kidnapped at a young age by a sleeper-cell haunting Stark Industries; initially taken due to the potential he’d displayed for crafting and adapting technology, Baron Von Struker also sees the makings of a lethal, graceful assassin should he be trained properly.

    Years later, the thoroughly indoctrinated Tony is given the same super-serum concoction that Bucky kills his parents to attain, the pair (as part of the Supreme Leader’s sadistic machinations) are assigned to each other in hopes that the older male can train the younger to adapt and the make the most of his gifts for the glory of Hydra.

    What Struker couldn’t have foreseen, however, was that the pair would become partners in more than just the operative sense.

    An ambitious field-agent named Nick Fury sees it, though, and (along with a well-meaning rooky who owes him a favour or two) hatches a plan to catch and rehabilitate the lost Stark-heir and Sergeant; it was all going so well... until the Shield higher-ups tried to put them into separate holding cells...

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    Steve couldn't have been more happy. The love he felt for his girlfriend and for his newborn daughter seemed like a perfect fairytale. But everyone knows that perfect isn't really perfect and peace doesn't last forever. What will happen once Steve and Viktoria decide to go after Bucky once he reappears?


    For those who have an unknown past and an uncertain future Series:
    Part 1: The Winter Soldier and The Arctic Fox
    Part 2: Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
    Part 3: Dulce Bellum Inexpertis
    Part 4: Amor Arma Ministrat
    Part 5: Peace is just a Temporary State of War

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