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    Viktor (Sex-God) Nikiforov is the lead singer and founder of the boy band, A.M.

    Viktor Nikiforov, Christophe Giacometti, Otabek Altin, Jean-Jacques Leroy, Leo de la Iglesia and Seung-gil Lee are all models who met each other in a shoot for “Man Junk” where the boys had to pose in the new Calvin Klein underwear while holding or posing with things that were deemed junk stuff for guys.

    Yuuri started following Viktor’s career since he first picked up a magazine on his way out of the airport in America. In the ad, Viktor was dripping wet, a poodle shaking droplets of water on his mostly naked body. Apparently, the ad was for a big dog washing/housing company in the states but Yuuri swore it was an ad for Viktor’s ab’s.

    Yuuri was buying.

    Or, the AU where Yuuri, Phichit, Ji, Mila and “sometimes” Yuri are groupies of the boy band A.M.

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    Another holiday approaches at the Michigan Children's Hospital, and Phichit cannot resist the urge to dress up as cupid. Making Yuuri do it too is an added bonus!

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    Yuuri’s a normal college student, living a normal college life with a normal amount of crippling college debt. Yuuri also has embarrassingly consistent recurring wet dreams about a very fictional, very attractive video game avatar ‘Vitya’ that takes the center stage in Phichit’s horrible snapchat stories.

    That is, until a reluctant trip to Sochi’s biggest MMO/MOBA/RPG convention ends with Yuuri in both a drunken stupor and a hot Russian cosplayer’s lap.

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    “I did it. My career is ruined. I need to go back to Japan and drown myself in my family’s onsen.” Phichit didn’t say anything in response, but the sound of his iPhone camera shutter going off sure did.

    “Oh, Yuuri.” Yuuri could practically hear the sparkling of Phichit’s innocuous blinking from where he kneeled in front of the toilet bowl, two hands clasped over his beet-red face. Another click. “You shouldn’t worry your pretty little head about it. I’m sure he gets stuff like that all the time.” Being the saint he is, Phichit leaned over and flushed the toilet, grinning as Yuuri watched the remains of his dignity swirl down the clinically white Bowl of Depression.

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    1/?
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    7
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    Today was Valentine’s Day and Chris’ birthday - a lethal combination, really… lethal and perfect.
    Yuuri and Phichit planned it all out, dinner at a nice restaurant with chocolate cherry cake for dessert, and then Viktor and Yuuri would go and hide in Viktor’s room to avoid whatever depravity Phichit had planned for his boyfriend’s birthday.
    Unbeknownst to Viktor and Yuuri, though, was that the depravity had started long before dinner even began…

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    1/1
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    18
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    1
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    Yuuri was always the one to be side line. But when Celestino gives him an assignment that could save Vicchan’s life, how could he say no? Even if it means going up against a silver haired devil.
    Happy Valentine’s Day and Happy Hunting.

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    In which Viktor is a lost soul.

    And Yuuri might be the only one who can save him.

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    1/?
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    13
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    4
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    Alpha Minami Kenjirou just moved to Agape Manor during his stay he decides to meet his landlord at Eros Grange as he sees his new land lord he did not expect a tall alpha man with silver thread hair, Snow White skin, and cold blue eyes named Nikiforov. What kind of man is his new landlord? What mysteries does this place hold? Read to Find out more!!

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    “Bem, tudo começou há um ano e meio atrás, nesse bar, com um mal entendido, causado pelo simples fato de um dos funcionários de Victor também se chamar Yuri e eu meio que dei um chute em um cliente que ia sair sem pagar. Na semana seguinte, eu competi na Copa NHK, pensando na burrada que eu fiz na frente da pessoa a quem eu tinha uma queda e no sábado seguinte, peguei o avião de volta depois da cerimônia de medalha e assim que cheguei, peguei um UBER e vim para cá. Quando cheguei…”

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    "Wait, wait," Yuuri says, pulling back and sitting up slightly. "That old myth? Who told you that?"

    Myth, as in not true? It's definitely true. Victor wouldn't have spent his entire very lonely, very celibate adulthood following a myth. (Well, his entire life up until coming to Hasetsu, anyway. Victor thinks he's been very obvious about how eagerly he would welcome Yuuri making love to him in any manner, position, or room, but preferably on a night they're not at a competition, since you can't have sex before competitions!)

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    Yakov enforced the notorious "no sex before competitions" rule, and Victor followed it. Except then Yuuri tells him that's been debunked.

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    The fellow teen laughed at him before crawling over him and onto the bed on the other side of the room. “Uh… I don’t know. I take care of my skin.” He was digging around behind the bed. “Got it!” He popped up with a large green bottle. “I knew he hid it here.” Seung Gil smiled as Phichit crawled back over him. Or at least started to, he stopped with one leg on either side of him. “Hi.”

    OR!

    The story of how Seung Gil became the Drunken Mastermind he is today.

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    How he'd gone from thinking about applying for a fast food job to becoming an exotic dancer - a stupid name really seeing as he was Japanese dancing for other Japanese women and men so he wasn't really exotic - was beyond him. However, like any other story it all started with a single fateful evening.

    A single fateful evening, a best friend, a sturdy bed post and his bad habit of over-indulgence.

    Okay so maybe it wasn't like any other story.

    貯金箱
    поросенок
    porcellino
    Piggy

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    “Hi, my name is Viktor. I’m your nurse and I’ll be taking care of you tonight!”

    “Hi. You can take care of me every night,” Katsuki replies a bit dazedly. Viktor stares at the pink spreading across Katsuki’s cheeks with parted lips.

    His friend giggles and Viktor’s mouth snaps shut. It’s not the first time he’s been hit on by someone still under the influence of anesthesia, but it’s the first time it’s been done by someone so attractive.

    This is going to be a Long Night.

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    Bored, Victor and Phichit have a conversation about their favorite person. Things get interesting....

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    Yuuri has felt like he's not enough, especially back in Viktor's hometown preparing for the biggest party of the year--New Year's Eve. When Viktor recognizes a stranger from his past at the party, Yuuri assumes the worst until all his fears are put to rest.

    Inspired by the song "New Year's Day"-Taylor Swift
    (Let's not judge)

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    The small coffee shop near the campus was a quiet, nice place and had the best white chocolate mocha Viktor ever had, but that wasn’t why he started visiting it.

    At the table in the back corner, there sat the most beautiful human being Viktor has ever seen, with his messy raven hair, honey colored eyes and blue rimmed glasses and an adorable frown.

    Even his frown was adorable.

    Viktor sighed.

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    The Russian Skate Family and various extensions of it hold a secret Santa. Yuuri drew Michele. Sara drew Viktor. They decide to go shopping together to help each other come up with ideas.

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    "Well, it all started a year and a half ago at this bar, with a misunderstanding, caused by the simple fact that one of Victor's employees is also called Yuri and I kind of kicked a customer who wanted to leave without paying. The next week I competed in the NHK Cup, thinking about the stupid thing I did in front of the person I had a fall on and the following Saturday, I took the plane back after the medal ceremony and as soon as I got there, I got a UBER and I came here. When I arrived…"

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    AU in which Otabek personally runs a suicide hotline and sees something nobody else sees...

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    5
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    Viktor is having trouble with the program Yakov has made for him, Yakov tells him that he needs to take remedial ballet lessons. But when even Lilia has trouble getting through to the skater who does she have come over to help him? And how does Yuuri Katsuki fit into this story? Read to find out! Please read and review I appreciate it so much. Enjoy!

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    It’s not uncommon for Viktor and Yuuri to be stopped in the streets by fans for autographs and photos, when you’re the power couple of the ice-skating community who’ve broken the internet multiple times it’s a given really, so when they hear several voices from a few feet away talking about pictures it’s natural to assume they’re skating fans.

    They're not.

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    441
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    59
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