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    I surrender. The fic wins. Bring it on, muse!

    Optimus Prime, the dockworker who became a noble. Starscream, the scientist who was cast out. Both underdogs in a hostile society. Trials will follow, but triumphs are over the horizon.

    Will Optimus and his beloved Seeker live to see their first vorn as the rulers of Cybertron? Maybe.

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    Chapters:
    37/?
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    222
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    175
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    11
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    Collection of Drabbles

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    179/?
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    214
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    A bunch of nonsense. Requests are OPEN AGAIN!!!!

    No smut.

    None.

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    English
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    9,216
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    20/?
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    59
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    14
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    1
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    669
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    Pharma didn't make his quota. He finds other ways to pay Tarn back.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    665
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    So, I know what you're thinking: VicenteValtieri, now that Starscream's Sparklings is coming to a close and it seems you have taken complete leave of your senses, what are you going to do now?

    This series is the answer to that burning question. It's a series of "what-if" scenarios based on the dumb-aft decisions my characters make. This first one is pretty obvious: What if Starscream had left Orion behind?

    So, last night, I was having one too many cream sodas and I asked myself that question. This is the result. Now, since I'm not entirely insane, just mostly, I won't be updating this one as regularly as my currently active stories.

    Also note: Starscream's Sparklings is the actual universe. None of this stuff is "real" to that universe. Think of it as a series of alternates and keep in mind that the endings on most of these are happy.

    I say most of these because there's going to be a few sad ones in the mix. I can see it already.

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    Chapters:
    21/21
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    12
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    8
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    1
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    376
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    Snippets of kinky tales.

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    1/4
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    6
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    Tarn discovers that Pharma has been harboring a Decepticon traitor: Ambulon. Needless to say, this gives the tank the advantage he needed to finally take possession of the little jet.

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    English
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    73,546
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1082
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    The most difficult challenge isn't the conflict, but the resolution.

    After the events of Dark Cybertron, Megatron and Optimus Prime stand before a new age for their people. Resolving their differences has been impossible for four million years. Can it be achieved now, on the precipice of Cybertron's new dawn?

    [Or put more simply; what if everything went down differently? What if Squeaky Toy Autobot Megatron never really happened? Gratuitous fix-it for all of MTMTE]

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    English
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    117,202
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1484
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    In which Tarn devises a bulletproof plan (with the aid of the social geniuses in his division) to win an elusive jet's affections.

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    English
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    609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    127
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    In which a certain medi-jet is instead a sparked cellphone, completely at the mercy of his evil Decepticon owner and that dastardly charging cable.

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    392
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    A collection of drabble requests from my tumblr. Contains various parings and ratings.

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    English
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    5,206
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    4141
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    Just a collection of drabbles containing both fluff and smut, will be taking any requests. (More couples will be added later.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    31
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3925
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    Cas is Megatron's pet, but Starscream is determined he won't stay that way.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    3
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    190
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    ...makes the doctor stay.

    A collection of unrelated Tarnma one shots, ficlets and scraps. Some are sfw, some are nsfw. Please read the warnings at the beginning of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
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    4,405
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    260
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    Tarn and Pharma messed up.

    The Terrorwings are raising the mistake, and the DJD are not happy.

    Also Railmotor and Soundwave are caught in the middle.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    On post-apocalyptic Cybertron Zeta who calls himself Prime rules his Citadel with an iron fist. No one dares to defy him - until Zeta's best Imperator Megatronus meets Zeta's scribe Orion Pax.

    Mad Max: Fury Road AU.

    Language:
    English
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    53,225
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    542
    Kudos:
    806
    Bookmarks:
    114
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    10971
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    The War is over! Optimus Prime and Starscream are finally at peace with their sparklings, both step and natural, and the galaxy rejoices in its slumber.

    But there are always complications.

    Orion and Optimus's relationship is... strained to say the least and it is causing a lot of stress for the rest of the family. It seems a blessing from Primus when Starscream's aeriemate, Pharma, sends a message asking Starscream to come and visit him at his clinic on Messatine. Leaving his oldest sparkling and his mate to bond, Starscream takes his younger bitlets and goes to visit his cousin. But is there more to the situation than meets the eye?

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    English
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    9,074
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    935
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    Pharma and Tarn died. They meet again in the afterspark. Till all are one.

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    1,221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    14
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    2
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    150
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    Tarn wants to roleplay a wolf and rabbit with Pharma. Pharma couldn't care less.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    502
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    A series of short stories tied into "Sparked from the Heart" and various sparkling characters that my friends and I have created. They are posted in no particular order as i write them as i think of them.

    This is mostly just to archive all the little ficlets I have written, but I am posting them so others can get some sort of enjoyment out of them.

     

    Note: i will try to add more chapters from the sparklings point of view.

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    English
    Words:
    17,737
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    310
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    10052

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