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    Shameless smut. Shameless smut everywhere. Some chapters will be long, others will be short. This is mah first story and please don't leave any mean comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have any suggestions/ideas for a chapter? Tell me in the comments and maybe I'll write it!

    If I don't post anything for a long time I'm probably really busy or I have writers block (which I constantly get btw). If you have a suggestion while I have writers block you can still send it to me. I always see the comments in the emails AO3 sends me so don't think you're comment hasn't been seen.

    I recently got a comment that asked about why there are some pairings listed in the description that aren't currently in the story. The reason they are there is so that I wont forget to add them once the pairings have a chapter. I'm a very forgetful person so this is how I'm getting around that. if you don't like that, well... I dunno... Sorry I guess.

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    Just a collection of drabbles containing both fluff and smut, will be taking any requests. (More couples will be added later.)

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    14/?
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    Cybertron hurtles toward war, and only a handful of mecha see it. Not Megatron, whose inflammatory writings gain him agonizing attention from those on high. Not Ratchet, the Iacon Medical Center’s most prized practitioner, whose Dead-End clinic remains the worst-guarded secret on Cybertron. Not Overlord, whose iron hold over Cybertron’s underworld is beginning to falter. Not Orion Pax, whose concern over the sudden silence of one of his favorite writers drives him to take up his hero’s pen. Not Terminus, who only wants to survive.

    But Trepan and Senator Shockwave both know well what’s coming. One aims to use a defiant miner’s fall to crush the aspirations of the masses. The other wants to use that miner’s triumph to ignite them. Neither much cares about Megatron himself, or his ultimate survival.

    Therein lies their fatal error.

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    38/?
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    61
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    A mainly Aligned take on IDW Pharma's origin, with a focus on his relationship with Ratchet. A collection of mainly very short minifics that are heavily tied together, occurring before and during "Catalysts". If you haven't read "Catalysts" you won't really know who Illusion is, but as the POV is on Pharma and neither does he, it shouldn't ruin the fic for you.

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    Collection of Drabbles

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    180/?
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    Snippets of kinky tales.

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    1/4
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    12
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    A series of one-shots exploring ideas revolving around the functionist timeline, both involving characters from that timeline and characters from the original universe interacting with that timeline.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    15
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    Ratchet helped tutor Pharma to be a doctor, but now his exams are over. It's not quite so bad if your student graduates, right?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    18
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    1
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    119
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    Captured following the disaster at the Omega Lock, Ratchet finds himself carrying the Decepticon Emperor's sparkling and he has to deal with what comes.

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    “See a need; fill a need.” Oh yes and hopefully with several pounding rotating machines. You can quote Ratchet on that one too.

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    Pharma's wings do a dance that Ratchet shamelessly enjoys even if he is bound to a chair.

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    “Possession is not love,” philosophers had been known to say. In Pharma’s vaunted opinion, philosophers were idiots. If the two were not synonyms, they were close enough as to make no matter.

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    "The first night Ratchet felt his hand twitch, a vicious panic clutched at his spark, though he couldn’t know then what it signified. No, the fear that was foremost in his mind at that moment was that his fresh lease on life, his renewed purpose, was a lie after all; that these new hands were about to betray him, just as his old ones had.

    He was not, in point of fact, entirely wrong. He just didn’t know how he was right."

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    Time heals most wounds, but not all.

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    3
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    “Wax-n-oil-n-knead for good health.: Turbine engine porn with a sticky stamp it is.

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    Red fingers dance against shivering plating, and whimpers fill the audio-receptors.

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    It doesn’t matter, he repeats to himself, biting down on his smile as he hurries down the hall, wings perked and hands trembling. He would say the words again, but Ratchet has already shut off his end of the comm.—so Pharma tells the floor, the walls, the medical drones he passes.

    “It doesn’t matter.” He sounds hysterical, even to his own audials—should be ashamed, he thinks—but he’s not. Desperate.

    “Nothing matters, but you.”

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    34
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    Cybertron hurtles towards revolution, with high and low castes alike carried along by the current. A factory drone gets a new name, and a new purpose.

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    Chapters:
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    22
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    51
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    Pointless self-indulgent kinky smut. Ratchet, Drift, and Pharma! Time to enjoy a raunchy bang.

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    A factory-drone dreams of something more, only to find himself caught up in the machinations of demigods and would-be Emperors.

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    56
    Bookmarks:
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