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    Harry Potter is an impulsive teenager with a knack for causing trouble. His uncle and aunt's discipline strategies don't do anything but cause him pain. But when Harry gets sent to Hogwarts High, everything changes.

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    In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. But while Harry deliberately hides his growing skills, Minerva worries more and more about the mysterious, brilliant student writing to her who may be venturing into dangerous magical territory.

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    Instead of bowing to the whims of Dumbledore Petunia Dursley nee Evans stands up for her rights. In the course of doing so she shakes up the British wizard community in a big way. Snape is going to play a large part as well as several of the less dealt with Hogwarts professors. No character bashing, but no one's feelings are getting spared here.

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    After mocking Harry and his friends in their first adventure, it's time to mock the second one. Enjoy.

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    The story was inspired by the song Staying Up by The Neighbourhood

    Harry writes in the journal he stole from his cousin Dudley chronicling his life during his first year at Hogwarts.

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    After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry wakes up from a terrifying nightmare and begins to question his relationships, his reality and his own memories. Draco turns himself in to the Order with a mission of his own to carry out, but finds himself entangled in a choking web of secrets. Harry sets out to hunt down the escaped Death Eaters, with an unwilling Draco as a guide...

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    Thanks to the fact that Zeus owes him, Percy is able to travel over to England with his Mom and Paul to meet relatives that Sally had recently managed to get back in touch with. Petunia, Vernon and Dudley and all pretty much the normal kind of mortal. But Percy's new cousin, Harry? Well, he's different. And Percy knows different.

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    How I see the amazing magical world created by Ms. Rowling, using just six words.

    New chapters will be uploaded only when I have new inspirations, so kindly not bug me about daily updates.

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    AU of Post OotP onward:

    Harry's sixteen birthday changes his world as he knows it. What he didn't expect was his whole life feeling like a lie, Voldemort is good? Dumbledore is bad? What happened at Godric's Hallow that dreaded Halloween?

    This destroys Canon, it doesn't exist at all, Everyone is massively OOC, kinda the point that I wrote this. I made them in my own image!

    Read to find out.

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    Wha the title says. JKR did it wrong letting Mundungus ruin the complicated tasks AGAIN. They shouldn't have trusted him with it because he wasn't willing to be put himself on the line.

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    They have a guardian, she watches over them. Now she has brought them together.

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    Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard.

    This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's first and foremost smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter.

    The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. There might be included a very basic recap just as a reminder in the notes, though.

    Can't promise especially quick updates, it'll depend on how often the mood strikes me.

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    The Harry Potter Cinderella!AU you never knew you didn't want.

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    In the winter holidays of their seventh year, Lily and James request to share a bedroom. McGonagall is going to have some serious words with Dumbledore.

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    Now Lily Evans has done it. She's dead, her life is over. Why had she lied about having a boyfriend? How was she going to show up at her family's Christmas dinners without one? If she arrives without a lad on her arm, she might as well admit to being pathetic and desparate enough to invent an imaginary boyfriend.

    She refuses to be Petunia's laughing stock again this year, so she does what any sensible girl would do. She hires an escort to play the part.

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    This work is something of a parody, something of a Take-That, and something like an actual story. It owes it's existence to Snarky MST re-readings of the HP series, boredom, and being entirely done with rampant fanon shenanigans. Also alcohol usage...because Mid-Town is all about alcohol usage apparently. Anyway have look - you might find it fun or you might find it stupid or you might find it stupidly fun - either way feel free to start up a conversation in the comments.

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    Out shopping with her family, Lily runs into a friend who needs a distraction.

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    Love. Love was what kept him alive when Voldemort came to his home that Halloween night. Love saved his life. Love also saved him from his fate planned out by the Wizarding World, this time the love of his Aunt. Nobody had planned on this One Drastic Change.

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    AU of PoA. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle—and when he follows it, everything changes. Updated every Friday.

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