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    Harry Potter is the dratted spawn of the Potion Master's Hogwarts nemesis, James Tiberius Kirk - oops, wrong fandom, James-archetype Gryffindor-Potter. Watch what happens when Snape's new nemesis fails to do his assigned summer reading and is held after class by his vengeful Potions Professor, Severus Snape. Snape soon realizes, to his utter horror, that he, Potions Master par excellence ain't the only ginormously-powered half-blood wizard Dumbledore has mistreated by leaving him in the hands of malicious Muggles. A whole lotta words that pretell the payback that three half-blood wizards rain down upon one purebred megalomaniac. And there are Veelacorns a-comin', 'cause they're a thing/are things - subject-verb agreement, who am I, the grammar police? Oh, and there is a lotta Inner Monologue, just because. Veelacorns are cute, and no, I don't abuse substances of any kind, this is just the way my brain is wired. Enjoy!

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    Professor Minerva McGonagall trusted Albus Dumbledore but didn't trust the very Muggle Dursley family that he decided to leave Harry Potter with. So when Arabella Figg sends her an owl informing her that Vernon Dursley has been starving Harry for some time, Minerva waists no time heading to get Harry out of there. What she wasn't expecting was Dudley Dursley having magic and how cruel his parents are being to him as well. So she does what any teacher who doesn't want to see children in harm's way would do, take the two away and to the one family, she knows that will treat them well.

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    The Galaxy is a weird, wonderful and dangerous place. There is far more to history than anyone remembers.

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    What if Vernon was a Wizard? What if nothing was what it seemed? What if Petunia was a squib and was actually helping Lily and James?
    What if Lily and James were actually Death Eater?

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    Albus Dumbledore left a baby on a doorstep in the middle of the night, and a perfectly normal family lost the thing they valued most.

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    Harry had never had friends, so he imagined one: a red-haired girl he kept forgetting to name. Ginny imagined a shy boy with untidy hair and bright eyes, a boy who knew nothing of magic, so she told him. He dreamt of a world of magic and of a girl who wanted to be his friend. She dreamt of a boy who loved to hear her voice, no matter what. Then dreams became a reality when Harry met Ginny.

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    64/?
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    In which Percy and Amy (Fem!Harry) are reborn multiple times (usually with their companions) and always as family (always born to one particular bloodline). They almost always meet their soulmate from their first life and are always doing their saving people thing. In the late 1800s however, fate was changed when Amy's soulmate became a vampire and she died to compensate for it as Fate itself tried to find a way to compensate for his immortality. Fast forward to the 20th century and the two are born as cousins to half sisters Lily Evans and Sally Evans (later changed to Jacskon). Sally's grandfather is Marius Black who married the half-blood non-magical daughter of a squib from the Olivander line. Fleamont and Euphemia Potter are James Potter's grandparents, his parents are Charlus and Dorea Potter. The war for magical Britain (Albion) is on and fate is about to right a wrong done to Amy in the past life in the form of her vampire soulmate Jasper Whitlock who has to somehow find her during the height of the Last Great British Wizarding War!

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    Lily's acting strange...and James is going to get to the bottom of it.

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    It's only been a week since Sonic stopped the ARK from colliding with the planet; but this came at a heavy price. Drifting through his depression, Sonic runs into a strange amnesic teen while out on a run. Who was this boy and where did he come from? And why, oh why, did he remind Sonic so much of Shadow?

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    They sent Harry to Azkaban for no reason. Harry is the Boy-Who-Lived, but everyone thinks it's his twin.

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    Harry Potter has to deal with being different from the start. Starts in first year, AU.

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    you never knew a life before this one. a part of you did, or thought you did, but that wasn't you, it was you-know-who's soul inside of you. you, harry james potter, knew nothing before you arrived to number four privet drive.

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    The Dark Lord Voldemort attacks St. Mungo's on Halloween, 1980, leaving two boys with prophetical scars. One is deemed the Boy-Who-Lived, while the other is deemed the Boy-Who-Was-Saved. Neville, declared the savior, is sent away with his surviving father, while Hari, declared the saved, is sent away to his only surviving relatives--the Dursleys. Prolougue. M for slurs/abuse.

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    6/?
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    You are a curious girl Miss Evance. I hope you can use your gift wisely.

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    After Harry Potter is left alone on his aunt's porch, a storm hits Privet Drive, and the Dursleys are left to deal with the consequences of Dumbledore's negligence.

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    Baby Harry's hungry and wants his bottle. Uncle Vernon gives him some milk.

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    I don't think any one has done this before so I decided that I will.
    As a young boy all Severus ever dreamed of was a life away from his abusive father and finally after waiting for so long he finally had his chance in the form of letter. Now with his best friend lily they will go to world with magic and Pokémon with new friends and enemies.

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    4/?
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    All of my Harry Potter fics shorter than 1000 words have been moved here. Each chapter has its own warnings.

    Also: some of my never-before-posted-to-A03 drabbles are being added.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    25/?
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