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    Harry Potter is the dratted spawn of the Potion Master's Hogwarts nemesis, James Tiberius Kirk - oops, wrong fandom, James-archetype Gryffindor-Potter. Watch what happens when Snape's new nemesis fails to do his assigned summer reading and is held after class by his vengeful Professor Severus Snape. Snape soon realizes, to his utter horror, that he, Potions Master par excellence ain't the only ginormously-powered half-blood wizard Dumbledore has mistreated by leaving him in the hands of malicious Muggles. A whole lotta words that pretell the payback that three half-blood wizards rain down upon one purebred megalomaniac. And there are Veelacorns a-comin', 'cause they're a thing/are things - subject-verb agreement, who am I, the grammar police? Oh, and there is a lotta Inner Monologue, just because. Veelacorns are cute, and no, I don't abuse substances of any kind, this is just the way my brain is wired. Enjoy!

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    Baby Harry's hungry and wants his bottle. Uncle Vernon gives him some milk.

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    I don't think any one has done this before so I decided that I will.
    As a young boy all Severus ever dreamed of was a life away from his abusive father and finally after waiting for so long he finally had his chance in the form of letter. Now with his best friend lily they will go to world with magic and Pokémon with new friends and enemies.

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    Ten glimpses of different Harry Potter couples inspired by the word "dance." Check chapter title for pairing and ANs for warnings.

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    All of my Harry Potter fics shorter than 1000 words have been moved here. Each chapter has its own warnings.

    Also: some of my never-before-posted-to-A03 drabbles are being added.

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    They sent Harry to Azkaban for no reason. Harry is the Boy-Who-Lived, but everyone thinks it's his twin.

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    Harry Potter seems to be at the center of many universes.
    This particular one may just be a little darker than the rest.

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    Albus Dumbledore left a baby on a doorstep in the middle of the night, and a perfectly normal family lost the thing they valued most.

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    A series of one shots about the Potters encountering the Dursleys, mostly focusing on Petunia.

    Whilst in London Petunia Dursley encounters a pregnant woman and her two year old son James.

    "That's your sister?" she heard James ask Lily incredulously. "Snobby little thing," said Sirius.

    “What was written on that napkin you got?”
    Louis stopped and pulled out the crumpled piece of paper from his pocket. “Dunno,” he said, tossing it to James. “Do me a favour and throw it in that bin over there.”
    But James wasn't listening instead he stared down at the paper with his mouth agape. “No way!” he breathed excitedly.
    “What? What is it?” Ivy asked as she tried to catch a glimpse of it.
    James chuckled. “Oh, this is gold!”
    “Let me see!” demanded Lily.
    James handed her the napkin and they all watched as her eyes widened with disbelief. “No!”

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    With the death of his parents, Tony heads to England to execute their final wills and give his cousins the news.

    As much as he hates Petunia Dursley, he knows that he has to deal with the wills as written or face the consequences. What he finds, hidden in a boot cupboard under some stairs, will change his life forever. And the lives of the entire world.

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    Petunia Dursley gives birth to twin boys.

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    Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of #4 Privet Drive were proud to say that that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. Nothing odd or strange ever happened in their house- not, at least, until a baby boy was left on their doorstep along with the milk and newspaper.

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    They have a guardian, she watches over them. Now she has brought them together.

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    What would one change in your life make?

    I don't mean going left instead of right, I mean a fundamental change about you... If you were a boy instead of a girl, or the other way around? Born a Prince? Or born to the slums? What if you were born magical? Or born a creature?

    If you could find happiness by risking it all... Would you take the leap?

    And would you still be you?

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    The Galaxy is a weird, wonderful and dangerous place. There is far more to history than anyone remembers.

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    It's only been a week since Sonic stopped the ARK from colliding with the planet; but this came at a heavy price. Drifting through his depression, Sonic runs into a strange amnesic teen while out on a run. Who was this boy and where did he come from? And why, oh why, did he remind Sonic so much of Shadow?

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    13/?
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    After the Dursleys' are taken to Hogwarts for a week, will their perspective on The Wizarding World world change, or will it remain the same?

    {I update this 1-4 times every other week}

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    Happy World Oceans Day dear readers!
    I have started writing some One-shots in honor of World Oceans Day! These will range over a list of Fandoms, but all will be Ocean related somehow.

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    Slash. Het. Threesomes and More. Mentioned Mpreg and Mentioned Incest. AU/Time Travel. OOC. OC(s). First Hogwarts Yr (1991). Five hundred years into the future, the world suffers as the results of the Light sides’ decision to destroy anything remotely aligned with Dark Magic, which they accomplished by manipulating him, the Master of Death. However, what they had not expected was for him to break free of his bindings and seek revenge. He will travel through time to begin anew and seek justice for those wronged.

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    5/?
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