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    In which Terezi and Rose Lalonde discuss gender, childhoods, and pale romance.

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    His name is Terezi. He is three sweeps old. He is wondering why he has never heard of a male heiress before.

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    English
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    2,806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    401
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    It wasn’t until you hit 6 sweeps that they started to contact you for real. The first time that little red symbol showed up on your husktop screen you threw up. By then you knew what you didn’t know at 2, about the hemospectrum and the abhorrent colour of your blood and what that meant for you and you kept thinking, ‘This is it,’ you kept thinking, ‘they know, oh god they know, they know and I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I’m going to fucking die.’

    In which Karkat Vantas is the Second Sufferer. Or at least he's supposed to be.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,370
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3377
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    Sollux decides he wants to show Karkat a picture of a bee and things suddenly take a turn to them discussing their local bucket store being burned to the ground.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    81
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    Kink meme made me do it. See individual chapters for summaries/warnings.

    (Was originally "pesterlog minifills" but I don't write many pesterlogs...?)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,974
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    974
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    Dave dares Karkat to kiss John during one of their bro game sessions. Dave meant it as a joke, but...

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    869
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    Summary

    She loves the stars in her eyes, the roses on her cheeks, and the flow to her movement as she strums that violin like she’s holding a life in her hands, not the wood of an instrument.

     

    In which Jade Harley is a stargazing pro and might have accidentally knocked her telescope so it’s looking right into Rose Lalonde’s room and other shit happens.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,786
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    347
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    just two hormonal teenaged boys talking about their dicks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1426
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    360
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    CCG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK ALL OF YOU.
    (alternatively titled: karkat's romance novels are missing. believing they have been stolen, he flips his shit)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    94
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    CG: JOHN, YOU NOOKSUCKING PUSTULE ON THE HAIRY ASSHOLE OF SOCIETY.
    CG: WE HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER IN A SWEEP AND THIS IS THE GREETING I GET.
    CG: WELL FUCK YOU, YOU GRUB.
    CG: I CAN’T BELIEVE I THOUGHT
    CG: YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,508
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    732
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    Dave knows he's a Strider, Rose is off in college, Dirk's moved clear across the country, and Roxy is struggling to cope with all the changes.

    It's business as usual, then.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,148
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3107
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    You are John Egbert, and you, Dave, Rose, and Jade plan to buy as many troll slaves as you can afford for no particular reason besides justice and the overwhelming sensation of pity.

    You are Karkat Vantas, and you wonder why the ever loving fuck this pitiful human has saved your ass, and is playing MotherGrub to the rest of your species.

    You are the reader, and I hope you have a box of tissues ready in preparation for sobbing, and a quiet room alone in which you may sail your smutty ships.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,411
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    790
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    After nearly two years on the meteor, Karkat is pushed into an overdue feelings jam by his future self.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1285
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    Summary

    John is upset.

    ((PLEASE DON'T READ THIS THIS IS JUST VENT FANFICTION.
    EDIT: WHY DO YOU ALL READ THIS. IT'S LITERALLY JUST VENT FANFICTION. THERE IS ZERO FLUFFY SHIPPING INVOLVED. ONLY PAIN. AND ANGUISH.))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    83
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    771
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    Karkat realizes it was a mistake to go to any party that Dave Strider hosts. The reason? Well, let's just say that John got really delirious...

    And now Karkat is contacting Kanaya to rescue him from the chaos. Will Karkat ever be able to face John again after what happened? Will Kanaya be able to heal their relationship? Will there be a happy ending (yes)?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,849
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    288
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    Private wakes to spend an average Saturday morning talking to a dear friend and fighting off not one, but two angry bullies... One-Shot teaser for an upcoming six-way crossover.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    85
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    John definitely has a thing for Karkat, and vice versa. And Dave knows about it.

    AKA Dave totally knows John likes Karkat so he teases him about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    685
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    600
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    Dave, or actually Terezi, decides to interrogate John on his current relationship with Karkat. John does not know how to respond. The memo quickly falls into chaos. John also ends up accidentally revealing one of the slightly funnier/embarrassing details of his and Karkat's relationship. Humor and shenanigans ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,988
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    517
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    Jake spends a rather mellow Saturday morning with cheesy eggs, chuckling off psychopaths, and confronting an absolute asinine moron...One-Shot teaser for an upcoming six-way crossover.
    -Critique appreciated-

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    80
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    Dave doesn't know much about friendship. John doesn't have many friends. They both find that really, all they need to have and all they need to know is each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    147

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