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    Karkat, mentally exhausted from the long meteor voyage, decides to do something he swore he would never do.

    He unblocks his future self on trollian.

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    English
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    3/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1094
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    -- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
    TC: so yeah hi

    It's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.

    He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?

    Series
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    English
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    537
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2432
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    How exactly are you supposed to tell your friends that God kept a bunch of assholes beating the shit out of you from being your last moments by personally scaring them off and is now snoring away in your guest bedroom?

    (Who knew that the Knight of Blood snores?)

    There is absolutely no way this can go wrong.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,358
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    859
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    Terezi and Nepeta pass some time together in a cave!

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    2,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    589
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    Nepeta's mom died a week ago, and she's not been up to her perky self. On her first day back to school, she breaks down in front of the new kid, and has to be carried up to the counselor's office. After being taken home, she gets an unexpected visitor at her door. Humanstuck AU.

    Language:
    English
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    42,606
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2682
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    Wherein Aradia Megido, intrepid explorer and amateur archaeologist, discovers an abandoned brooding cavern complex and invites her hatefriends Terezi Pyrope and Vriska Serket to assist in the exploration of its wild and dangerous depths. Featuring six pesterlogs, three dialogue-only passages, four third-person limited POV sections, a brief beach interlude, a tenuous framing device, and worldbuilding that flies right over the various protagonists' heads and horns.

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    English
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    6,329
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1460
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    A commiseration party. A raunchy photograph. An honest mistake.

    Language:
    English
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    6,553
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    301
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    An AU set in the same time the novel Malice is taking place. Where the four beta kids get drawn into the malicious comic book Malice and have to fight their way out of it. The only way out is a white ticket of freedom, which a quite rare. The world of Malice is a large dangerous puzzle. Can John, Rose, Dave, and Jade escape it? Or will the mysterious figure Tall Jake claim their lives instead? A side of romantic angst will be added to the mix, to make their quest even harder. (You don't need to read the book before reading this)

    Language:
    English
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    8,649
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    265
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    On disait juste une fois de plus, mais au final on pouvait pas la laisser.
    Alors on continue de promettre des lendemains qui n'arriveront jamais. Encore, et encore.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    1,717
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
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    101
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    EB: get ready, karkat, because we're about to enter the super hot interspecies cybersexings 2.0.
    EB: so, what are you wearing?
    CG: AN APRON THE COLOR OF YOUR VOMIT AFTER GORGING ON LIME JELLO FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT.
    EB: hot.
    EB: anything else?
    CG: NO. I AM STANDING IN THE COFFEE SHOP WEARING AN APRON AND NOTHING ELSE.
    CG: JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE OFF THE ONE PESKY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING KEEPING MY GENITALS FROM BEING THOROUGHLY MOLESTED BY YOUR OH-SO-DEXTROUS FINGERS.
    EB: awesome.
    EB: see, we're off to a great start!
    EB: i'm proud. :)
    CG: |:B

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    English
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    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    680
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    Imaginez un lycée où les trolls et les humains cohabitent en harmonie. Enfin, presque. Imaginez un exposé d'Histoire qui va aider à les rapprocher dans la bonne humeur. Enfin, presque. Imaginez John et Karkat, balancés au milieu de tout ça. Tout ne peut que bien se passer ! Enfin... Presque !

    Language:
    Français
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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    756
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    Another kinkmeme fill- http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=43956004#cmt43956004

    The gist of the prompt was a Cherub and their significant other starting sexy times- and then the Cherub turns into their giant space serpent form in order to consummate it which leads to an incredibly awkward moment between the two.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    342
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    John joins the Dungeon and Dragons club and, finding the amount of members rather lacking, gets a bunch of other people to join as well.

    Shenanigans ensue, many a die are rolled, and five kids take a rocky trip down the memory lane.

    [Written for the Homestuck Gift Exchange!]

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Jake English haphazardly navigates The Land of Gender and Interpersonal Relationships.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
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    12
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    5
    Hits:
    318
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    -- undyingUmbrage [uu] started trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --

    uu: WHAT THE FuCK IS uP. WITH THIS CHAT CLIENT.
    uu: TROLLING IS FOR LOSERS. WHERE IS THE JEERING OPTION.
    CT: D --> I beg your pardon
    CT: D --> Who the heck are you and why are you on my chumproll in the first place with your l00dicrous and despicable hemoanonymity
    uu: I COuLD ASK YOu THE EXACT SAME FuCKING THING.
    uu: BuT I WON'T. BECAuSE I'M NOT A DuMBASS.
    uu: AND I ALREADY ASKED DIRK WHO THE FuCK YOu WERE. AND WHY YOu WERE ON MY CHuMPROLL.

    --
    This will make negative sense if you have not been reading the previous fics in the series, especially Oasis Reunion. Not that it makes a ton of sense with it, mind.

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    English
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    1,988
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2294
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    In which John and Kanaya establish a moiraillegiance to aid each other in their cross-cultural dating life.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,339
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    752
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    TG: remember how i burned down my last apartment building because i was trying out the sicknasty cake recipe that your dad sent my bro and i
    GT: yeah, how'd that even happen?
    TG: nevermind how it happened point is that it did and my old home is now gone with the wind to ride in the vahlalla of fuck you strider

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    254
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    Eridan and Rose set up their extravagant ashen commitment ceremony to Karkat. Without Karkat. This is not the smoothest process in the world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1378
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    TG: okay lets rock this pile
    TG: i am hella ready for piling
    TG: weve got things heaped on the floor were good to go

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    914
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    367
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    In which Dave isn't as cool as he thought he was, and John realises he wouldn't mind making out with his best bro after something is uncovered.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,864
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    867

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