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    Karkat's computer is having problems after he installed a game, so he looks for help online

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    TT: He’s my boyfriend. I understand your emotionally detached software sequencers may have the slightest fuckin’ difficulty processing such concepts, but that’s usually who one goes to for sex.
    TT: If you’re a vanilla shmuck.
    TT: Are you a vanilla shmuck, Dirk? My personal analyzations have concluded otherwise.

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    TG: like the main reason im horny right now is b/c im lying here really needing to pee
    TG: on the one hand i should go take care of that but on the other hand its turning me on a lot and i kinda really like it
    TA: … oh.
    TG: sorry thats prolly still tmi huh
    TA: no need two apologiize.
    TA: would it be two forward two a2k for detail2?

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    You couldn't have asked for a better moirail.

    He was yours, and you were his.

    [Developing the moirailegiance between Nepeta and Equius prior to playing Sgrub]

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    TA: hey roxy.
    TA: what would you do, iif you were here.
    TA: liike you here iin your underwear.
    TA: and me not weariing a 2hiirt.

    Roxy and Sollux are far away from each other, but that doesn't stop them from getting some things taken care of.

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    1. "Byrd," Kanaya says with even more careful enunciation than usual, and that's how you know she's kind of drunk. "I do not wish to impugn on your transcendental broship with John."
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    2. GG: hi byrd can i talk to you???
    GG: its not super urgent yet but ahhhh, i really need to talk to you!!!
    GG: byrd featherbutt strider!
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    3. Terezi has a problem with Dave's shower. A very grave problem. Dave chivalrously undertakes to fix it.
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    4. Chapter 13 from Bro's POV.
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    Collection of ficlets that might turn out to be canon for the main fic and deliberately branching-off plotlines.
    Will not make sense without having read Crash Standing.

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    TT: So you've never done this before.
    TT: You haven't had the pleasure of exchanging sordid, smutty details with a willing partner for the express purpose of shootin' your wad.
    TT: That's okay. I'd love the honor of popping your sexting cherry.

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    CG: THE GAPER TISSUE ON THIS METEOR IS VIRTUALLY USELESS. I FUCKING HATE IT.
    TG: what the fucks wrong with your ass the tp here is totally fine

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    TG: youre just as smart as she is
    TG: and youve been whining at me about her almost half as long as ive been bitching to you about bucktooth mcprankster
    TG: so what if you fuck it up
    TG: its not like im gonna stop being your ectobro or anything anytime soon
    TT: Unfortunately.

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    It's the same as it always is. A blonde falls for a bucktoothed wunderkind with glasses and an incorrigibly cheerful disposition, a kid who insists on not being homosexual. Only this time, it's Rose and Jade, not Dave and John.

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    Social isolation gives Jade some funny ideas. For lack of a better guide, Rose shares some notes about one of the more awkward parts of being a girl. Not that part, the other one.

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    It’s funny how everybody thinks you get better when in reality everything gets worse. Roxy was done, shed had enough. She didn’t ever want to drink anymore, not that it would help. She would feel just as worthless after she had drowned her sorrows in liquor.

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    All my written fills for the second bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of non-English words without an exact English parallel.

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    Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.

    And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.

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    Karkat, against the 'law' of Alternia, is put in a situation where his sexual control is taken away from him. Desperate to get back the one thing he has that was his to control because of his mutation, he plans either his death, or the fall of the Cult that did this to him in the first place.

    *Updated!* All chat logs added. Will be leavign this teaser here as a by itself part of the story. The entire story will come soon enough. Just writing the end now.

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    All my written fills for the first bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of "Remember when....."

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    Sunny and Candycane get in a fight and turn to their mutual friend, Witches, for help.

    Based on real life text messages between me, my moirail, and my best friend.

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    Dirk was so unprepared for what it meant to be an artificial intelligence that he can't even explain what it's like to be him to the guy he literally just stopped being.

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    Jane goes looking for Dirk, but finds Hal instead. This is a pesterlog!

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    PROMPT: Remember when Jade found out about Dave's secret?

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    TG: im throwin a sick party
    TG: on friday
    CG: AND WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR BRAIN THINK THAT THIS FACT WOULD BE EVEN REMOTELY INTERESTING TO ME.
    CG: EXPLAIN THAT TO ME.
    TG: im telling you cause you will come to my sick party

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