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    Another meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45065508#cmt45065508

    "Nepeta and Equius are discussing romantic entanglements and somehow it gets to who Equius finds acceptable for a matesprit for Nepeta. Of course the only type of person he would find acceptable for his dear moirail is for someone of a common hue of his own or higher, and, well, not many of the options are all that attractive to him.

    Except Horuss.

    Nepeta finds this outrageous and fights with Equius for a bit before she's willing to give him a chance.

    Horuss is still a bit off since his break up with Rufioh but is willing to give it a shot.

    Nepeta is the rogue of heart and steals his heart and she ends up liking him a whole lot more than she expected."

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    The problem with online dating, Jade finds, is that her girlfriend is a boring party pooper who doesn't want to visit or travel with her anywhere.

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    I miss, I miss the way you sigh yourself to sleep.

     

    It was supposed to be a drunken one-night stand. You were never supposed to see him again. You don't do relationships, and you certainly don't fall in love, especially not with straight boys who have girlfriends and minimal interest in you, anyways. And yet, you can't stop thinking about his stupid blue eyes and too-loud laugh and the way his lips felt on yours. You can't stop wanting it again, and you don't know how to say no to him.

    Your name is Dave Strider and you are completely, utterly screwed.

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    John forgets to log out of Pesterchum, and ends up getting a drunken confession from his best friend and room mate Dave.
    At first he brushes it off as Dave being drunk, but when he opens his eye's a little, he notices things he never did before.

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    Dave finally tells the story of how he got arrested.

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    All my written fills for the fifth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of quotes, both real and fake, attributed to real people, fictional sources, or song lyrics.

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    TG: oh my god bro
    TG: i didnt want to believe it but this confirms it
    TG: youre actually fucking whipped
    TG: whipped like heavy cream
    TG: whipped like i cant believe its not butter
    TG: whipped like the chocolate in a mars bar
    TG: i cant believe you youre a disgrace to striders everywhere

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    Dirk and John suck at dating, Dave sucks at cockblocking, and Rose and Bro are just here to sit back and enjoy the show.

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    All my written fills for the fourth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of tropes, or common recurring literary themes/devices/motifs/cliches.

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    Dirk is planning to retire his auto-responder. AR doesn't take it well.

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    When the Alpha trolls conclude that Karkat is quite the eligible bachelor, a race for his quadrants begins. The subject of their affection is less than pleased with this ordeal.

    Will they succeed in keeping their game a secret from Kankri? Will Karkat's sanity remain in tact? And just who will manage to seduce the Knight of Blood?

    Now: the thrilling conclusion.

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    Karkat's computer is having problems after he installed a game, so he looks for help online

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    TT: He’s my boyfriend. I understand your emotionally detached software sequencers may have the slightest fuckin’ difficulty processing such concepts, but that’s usually who one goes to for sex.
    TT: If you’re a vanilla shmuck.
    TT: Are you a vanilla shmuck, Dirk? My personal analyzations have concluded otherwise.

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    TG: like the main reason im horny right now is b/c im lying here really needing to pee
    TG: on the one hand i should go take care of that but on the other hand its turning me on a lot and i kinda really like it
    TA: … oh.
    TG: sorry thats prolly still tmi huh
    TA: no need two apologiize.
    TA: would it be two forward two a2k for detail2?

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    You couldn't have asked for a better moirail.

    He was yours, and you were his.

    [Developing the moirailegiance between Nepeta and Equius prior to playing Sgrub]

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    TA: hey roxy.
    TA: what would you do, iif you were here.
    TA: liike you here iin your underwear.
    TA: and me not weariing a 2hiirt.

    Roxy and Sollux are far away from each other, but that doesn't stop them from getting some things taken care of.

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    1. "Byrd," Kanaya says with even more careful enunciation than usual, and that's how you know she's kind of drunk. "I do not wish to impugn on your transcendental broship with John."
    --
    2. GG: hi byrd can i talk to you???
    GG: its not super urgent yet but ahhhh, i really need to talk to you!!!
    GG: byrd featherbutt strider!
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    3. Terezi has a problem with Dave's shower. A very grave problem. Dave chivalrously undertakes to fix it.
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    4. Chapter 13 from Bro's POV.
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    Collection of ficlets that might turn out to be canon for the main fic and deliberately branching-off plotlines.
    Will not make sense without having read Crash Standing.

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    TT: So you've never done this before.
    TT: You haven't had the pleasure of exchanging sordid, smutty details with a willing partner for the express purpose of shootin' your wad.
    TT: That's okay. I'd love the honor of popping your sexting cherry.

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    CG: THE GAPER TISSUE ON THIS METEOR IS VIRTUALLY USELESS. I FUCKING HATE IT.
    TG: what the fucks wrong with your ass the tp here is totally fine

    Series
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    1/1
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    30
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    TG: youre just as smart as she is
    TG: and youve been whining at me about her almost half as long as ive been bitching to you about bucktooth mcprankster
    TG: so what if you fuck it up
    TG: its not like im gonna stop being your ectobro or anything anytime soon
    TT: Unfortunately.

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    It's the same as it always is. A blonde falls for a bucktoothed wunderkind with glasses and an incorrigibly cheerful disposition, a kid who insists on not being homosexual. Only this time, it's Rose and Jade, not Dave and John.

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