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    Nepeta convinces Kanaya to roleplay as Karkat and John in the hopes of meddling in their relationship and pushing it into red territory.

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    English
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    1/1
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    15
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    1
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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    3
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    1
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    241
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    A Derse family AU where Roxy Lalonde is Dirk Strider's older sister and due to shenanigans in the '90s, they're attempting to raise both Rose and Dave as Lalondes.

    It works out about as well as you'd expect.

    Act 1: shit lets be parents
    Act 2: middle school blows
    Act 3: (mostly) teenage shenanigans

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    113,016
    Chapters:
    25/25
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    173
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    274
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    76
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    In which two teenaged goddesses hide red feelings beneath black actions worthy of an Egbert. Contains at least one explosion, several heart-to-heart conversations, multiple typos, two hacks, and a prank war inadvertently started by an omnipotent god-dog.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    365
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    Ghostbusters' Harold Ramis died last Monday. It had quite a big impact on John. Dave is a good friend.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    10
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    When Eridan feels sick after his heat cycle, Karkat steps up to take care of him.

    (Or alternatively; Sollux is too much of a jerk to take care of Eridan besides pailing him during his heat cycle, but Karkat takes the poor seadweller in for a while.)

    Language:
    English
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    814
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1192
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    Lonely as usual, Eridan tries to befriend one of the few trolls he hasn't completely alienated yet, Nepeta. And then come the strange feelings he has when talking to her...

    Language:
    English
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    11,516
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    818
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    a pesterlog between dave and jade when a heatwave takes over their city.

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    English
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    481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    354
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    Written for the prompt: "Dirk likes dying, and Caliborn finds the challenge of making it permanent too sweet to refuse. Things just get worse and worse, as Caliborn finds new and creative ways of killing Dirk. And, weirdly enough, this gives the Strider the strangest boner..."

    uu: I WILL LET YOu CHOOSE.
    TT: Choose what? Are you trying to turn this into another one of your asinine games?
    uu: KILLING YOu IS ALREADY A GAME.
    uu: SO THIS WILL BE A GAME WITHIN THE GAME.
    TT: I can’t wait.
    uu: I KNOW. THIS IS VERY EXCITING.
    uu: ESPECIALLY FOR ME. WHO KNOWS WHAT THE SuRPRISE IS.

    Language:
    English
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    2,244
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    Grief is a five step process. For Dave, the first of those five steps is hitting send.

    Language:
    English
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    1,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    802
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    Vriska Serket returns from finally meeting her online friend, Kanaya Maryam. Upon returning to her hive, Vriska turns on her husktop to find Kanaya is there already waiting to talk about the past two nights they spent together...

    Language:
    English
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    3,810
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
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    400
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    Karkat, mentally exhausted from the long meteor voyage, decides to do something he swore he would never do.

    He unblocks his future self on trollian.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1153
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    -- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
    TC: so yeah hi

    It's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.

    He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?

    Series
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    English
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    537
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2618
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    How exactly are you supposed to tell your friends that God kept a bunch of assholes beating the shit out of you from being your last moments by personally scaring them off and is now snoring away in your guest bedroom?

    (Who knew that the Knight of Blood snores?)

    There is absolutely no way this can go wrong.

    Series
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    English
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    3,358
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    928
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    Terezi and Nepeta pass some time together in a cave!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    2
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    26
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    1
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    621
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    Nepeta's mom died a week ago, and she's not been up to her perky self. On her first day back to school, she breaks down in front of the new kid, and has to be carried up to the counselor's office. After being taken home, she gets an unexpected visitor at her door. Humanstuck AU.

    Language:
    English
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    42,606
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2727
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    Wherein Aradia Megido, intrepid explorer and amateur archaeologist, discovers an abandoned brooding cavern complex and invites her hatefriends Terezi Pyrope and Vriska Serket to assist in the exploration of its wild and dangerous depths. Featuring six pesterlogs, three dialogue-only passages, four third-person limited POV sections, a brief beach interlude, a tenuous framing device, and worldbuilding that flies right over the various protagonists' heads and horns.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1497
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    A commiseration party. A raunchy photograph. An honest mistake.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    1
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    14
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    327
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    An AU set in the same time the novel Malice is taking place. Where the four beta kids get drawn into the malicious comic book Malice and have to fight their way out of it. The only way out is a white ticket of freedom, which a quite rare. The world of Malice is a large dangerous puzzle. Can John, Rose, Dave, and Jade escape it? Or will the mysterious figure Tall Jake claim their lives instead? A side of romantic angst will be added to the mix, to make their quest even harder. (You don't need to read the book before reading this)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,649
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    271
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    On disait juste une fois de plus, mais au final on pouvait pas la laisser.
    Alors on continue de promettre des lendemains qui n'arriveront jamais. Encore, et encore.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    1,717
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
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    104

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