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    EB: why are you suddenly the knight of my peen's honor?

    TG: i have always been the knight of your peens honor

    A.K.A. Boys talking about their dicks and generally being stupid together. (What's new?)
    A.A.K.A John sends the wrong picture (that is not his pet salamander, that's a different snake all together) and Dave fucks up.

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    He gets it.

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    GG: i was stuck on a boat with my brother and grandma and a bunch of lizards

    GG: so i guess what i’m trying to say is….i am thirsty for messed up fantasies

    GG: tell me your messed up fantasies karkat!

    (Jade, Karkat, and Dave discuss relationship dynamics)

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    You’re semi-sure they make a loud, almost deafening crack in the soundproof room, but you can’t be so sure because all you can hear is the blood rushing in your ears. You lunge forward and wrap your hands around Karkat’s neck, fully intent on choking him to death.

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    3
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    Dave sets Karkat up on a "blind" date.

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    2
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    15
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    Title translation for Alternian readers:
    IN WHICH THE ALIEN PROTAGONIST ATTEMPTS TO BOND MORE CLOSELY WITH HIS MALE TROLL FRIEND, ABOUT WHOM HE HAS CONFUSED ROMANTIC FEELINGS, VIA THE MEDIUM OF EROTIC LITERATURE WRITING.
    RATED 8+ SWEEPS FOR MENTIONS OF EQUIPMENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE, GENITALIA, CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITES, AND FREQUENT FREUDIAN SLIPS.

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    After the game, Yellowblood Alfonc Lavpov meets what one could assume to be Dream Bubble ghosts of his Ancesors.

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    TG2: i thought you were fun mom
    TG: i AM fun mom
    TG: but mom comes first except 4 grammatically

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    1/?
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    3
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    16
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    In all fifteen years Dave has spent on this planet, it seemed nothing important ever changed, and he sat and watched and did what he always did.

    Then he makes an unexpected discovery and staying in his designated place is the least thing he wants.

    - - -

    Dave felt giddy from laughter that wasn't his own, and it was with a reluctant redundancy that he asked the question after the door to his room had closed behind him.

    “So, what do you want to do now?”

    John, already sitting on the edge of Dave's bed, scrunched up his eyebrows and tapped his finger to his lips as if he had to think up an eloquent response.

    “You.”

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    9/?
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    Theo's a clever little shit and Stiles is done with his crap. Or the one where Theo tries to court Stiles with the help of his Chimera's.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    9
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    117
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    13
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    Two dysfunctional trolls happened to meet each other online. Their friendship evolves to something just a bit more than friendship, but what exactly is it? And how did this friendship come to be?

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    This is a story about senior prom, and how one kid didn’t quite get it.

    TA: heh iit wouldn’t 2uprii2e me if kk waiit2 untiil the day before prom two pop the que2tiion.

    GC: TH3R3 1S NO W4Y 1N H3LL K4RK4T WOULD 4SK M3 TO PROM

    GC: 4ND 3V3N 1F H3 D1D, WHO KNOWS 1F 1 WOULD S4Y Y3S

    TA: oh plea2e tz, you’ve wanted two jump hii2 bone2 2iince halfway through miiddle 2chool.

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    13
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    85
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    As the city of Skaia is torn apart by a war between a preacher and a drug lord/cult leader, is SGAME (the popular new mmorpg) really that important?

    yes. yes it is.

    ch1> be the shouting mexican child
    ch2>???

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    Of course you know the Guardians of Childhood. You've known them since before you can remember and you'll know them till your memories are like twilight: Santa, The Tooth Fairy, Jack Frost, The Sandman, The Easter Bunny and so many others.

    Long before once upon a time could happen, even before the Golden Age ever existed, a game was played.

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    2/?
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    Roxy/Auto-Responder – "Does this unit have a soul?" -Legion, Mass Effect 3

    Series
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    1/1
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    Steven, Connie, and all the Gems play Sburb; Pearl attempts to herd cats.

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    1/1
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    5
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    515
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    In which Dave has a dream, ice cream is eaten, and Karkat comforts Dave.

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    "I do not begrudge you your power, just know that its abuse will bring your downfall."

    Karkat finally fully embraces his rightful duty to bring peace to his race, but even with the help of all his friends will he really end this successfully? Or will he end in failure like his ancestor?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    15/15
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    7
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    55
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    9
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    I take BroDave requests on my writing blog

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    English
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    26/?
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    After Cronus completes his masterpiece, he sends the finished script to everyone mentioned in its formation. This is their reactions.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    5
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    29
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    3
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