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    GA: I Hope You Dont Mind My Probing
    GA: And Consider It A Possible Exercise If You Like
    GA: But Why Him In Particular

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    Two brothers attempt to work out their issues by confiding in their significant others and wise friends.

    However, such conversations and subsequent feelings jams reside completely on their phones, because talking's obviously for losers.

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    Dirk does not appreciate Roxy's literary overtures, so he attempts to remix her smoking hot friendfiction. Everybody is stupid. (Homestuck Shipping World Cup 2013 Main Round 2: Genre-Blending)

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    Karkat is on the verge of flipping out. Dave distracts him with a rousing game of Crazy Eights.

    Written for HSWC bonus round 5: family game night.

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    After a confrontation with Tavros ends badly, Gamzee seeks out advice from his very best of pals.

    It's a good thing Karkat is better equipped to deal with Gamzee's shit than pretty much anyone.

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    TG: ((the place is lousy with robots))
    TG: ((a lot of them are rusted and havent had maintenance in however many sweeps since the owner died or was conscripted whatever and the programming gets glitchy as fuck))
    TG: ((could be doing anything i get attacked and strifed to within an inch of my life with very real blades that would kill me very real dead if i miss my swing and then suddenly the robot will whirr off and im left in a puddle of my sweat on the floor wondering what the fuck))
    CG: SHIT, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS NERVE-WRACKING.
    TG: ((and then the pizza drone will get a bad address and randomly drop me five of my favorite on the house))
    CG: ... HUH.

    --
    For this kink meme prompt:
    So, seadweller!Bro sees lowblood!Dave and it's pity at first sight. Maybe he's using weird seadweller rituals or maybe he's just being his strange self to court Dave. Unfortunately, Dave has no idea why this finface is constantly in his business. Show me how they become moirails, please. ♦

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    In a universe where the Trolls never played Sgrub, Gamzee's sobriety still puts a strain on his relationships. And a few weeks before the conscription drones are scheduled to come, he and Tavros have a chat. It ends about as well as can be expected.

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    Sollux Captor, recently drafted into the Service of Her Imperious Condescension, discovers a secret community of Helmsmen hidden inside the Imperial communications network.

    Meanwhile on Alternia, Karkat Vantas is up to his goddamn nook in revolution.

    Series
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    46/?
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    (This is absolutely the stupidest shit you will ever read but it's also funny and really fuckin cute so if you have about three minutes of your day to waste then sure, read it. The beginning is mind-numbingly stupid, but see it through and it might surprise a smile out of you.)

    John and Dave talk about stupid shit for a while and deny (badly) that they really like each other and eventually just call bullshit and start going out.

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    TG: im like a motherfucking pimp over here
    TG: i mean like
    TG: not that im actually thinking of fucking my mother
    TG: im just using that in a metaphorical sense to describe the exact biznasty rating of my pimp status
    TG: and not as
    TG: fuck
    TG: i cant salvage this can i
    TG2: oooh my god

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    In which Karkat gets desperate and orders an online mail-in moirail, John is unintentionally obtuse, and Dave is everyone's babysitter.

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    A take on a Team fortress/homestuck crossover

    Thanks to Krubby and renegadeMessiah for the inspiration c:

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    TG: lets say i humor you
    TG: and lets pretend all this junk theatrically spewing from your inarticulate mouth like the niagara falls of bullshit is actually legit
    TG: what the hell do you want from me

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    Upd8-related... thing. [Shrugs loudly]

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    Dave likes John

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    3/?
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    As your eyes rake over people, you do the headcount. The pre- and post-scratch trolls number up right, the kids from the Beta session, your four- your FIVE. Because he’s missing. He’s gone and you look everywhere in the dimming session crumbling around all of you and he’s not there.

    Davesprite isn’t there.

     

    Companion piece to Because Of Course

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    Prompt:

    "I know you like to play with fire, but someone's going to get burnt."
    "You should've warned me earlier."
    —Dr. Knox & Roy, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    Series
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    10
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    Equius doesn't really have much reason to talk to any of the humans. They're all inferior annoyances, in his eyes. But he starts to talk to one of them anyway, out of curiosity. She is ever full of surprises, the purple human.

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    Caliborn does some story-telling.

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    41
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    7
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    Hal wants to talk to Dirk, and maybe apologize. Dirk isn't having much of it.

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