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    TG: skaia is an enigmatic piece of shit
    TG: big blue sadist thats mad jazzed for desperation porn
    TG: giving a guy all these gustatory desires and no machinery to fulfill them
    TT: It seems as though your frustration over the birdseed quandary is a little manufactured and over the top, Davesprite.
    TT: Something on your mind?

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    TG: im just saying
    TG: if you were graham cracker in that vid
    TG: whatd you say

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    Nori is bored at home so he decides to annoy Dori in a fashion that had worked when he was younger that still seems to work now that he is older.

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    EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously???
    CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT!
    CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY???
    EB: ...
    EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies.
    CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT.
    CG: MAKE UP.
    CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.

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    Your name is Rhoxxy Llonde and you have received very special orders.

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    1/1
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    TG: yo this new guy at work is hardcore annoyin
    TA: ii feel you. iim traiiniing a total moron.

    In which Sollux and Roxy fail to recognize the glaringly obvious.

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    189
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    40
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    The Doctor wasn't even aware that the Alternian Troll existed any longer until he runs into Karkat Vantas, left alone in a lab on a meteor with only the dead for company. Knowing how hard it is to be the last one of your kind, the Doctor takes the boy with him.

    Taken out of the game's playing field changes everything. Dream bubbles are still a thing but everything else... Thank God he's in the same reality as the Kids! But if someone is taken out of a doomed timeline, are they still doomed?

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    47,499
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    27
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1628
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    Nepeta is having a tough time, Roxy steps in to help her.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Another kink meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=44856100#cmt44856100

    Eridan is a breeder- this is after he destroyed the Matriorb and all the dead trolls were brought back Because Reasons. Anyway he goes into heat and the other trolls, especially Kanaya are like "yay our species can live on" and they really don't care that Eridan is so off his head on pheromones he can't tell up from down and the rest of the trolls are fine with using him as a breeder.

    Then the humans find out, get angry and abduct Eridan, which results in a lot of fighting going down.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    120
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

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    14/?
    Comments:
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    90
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    CG: …
    CG: WELL?
    TT: This is certainly something.
    CG: OH GOD. DON’T SUGARCOAT IT, ROSE, IT WON’T MAKE IT TASTE ANY BETTER GOING DOWN.
    TT: As my dear ectoslime brother would say: calm your tits, Karkat.
    TT: It’s very interesting in a way I’m having trouble putting into words.

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    3/?
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    Equius and Terezi begin chatting and quickly discover that they really don't like each other.

    A crackship chronicle

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    Comments:
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    4
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    327
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    This is another universe the game SBURB has taken hold of. Enter the Dev Session. Based on RP session with my friends. Also my first fanfic. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    In which Jade Harley approaches Dirk Strider with a proposal for a secret mecha construction project, because giant robots are awesome, good science and engineering partners are hard to find, and they need to do SOMETHING with their lives after the game.

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    1/1
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    227
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    86
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    Alternatively: how Eridan followed exactly none of the advice given to him

    (prompt for kinkmeme)

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    132
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    Jade and Dave simply chat about things, and things go downhill.

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    A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the first of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was sixteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

    > Enter name.

    LEONARD L. CHURCH

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    448
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    Nepeta tries to confess her feelings to Karkat, but it doesn't go too well and she makes a nice save.

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    Comments:
    1
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    20
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    1
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    434
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    Nepeta convinces Kanaya to roleplay as Karkat and John in the hopes of meddling in their relationship and pushing it into red territory.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    333
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    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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