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    When your family is spread out across the country and includes all your friends, you have to make the most of the time you spend together.

    It's not just the Strider-Lalonde clan anymore. The family is extending in all kinds of ways, and friends are always welcome.

    Family events are definitely more fun that way.

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    English
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    40,176
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2119
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    Feferi is bored and decides to give Gamzee a troll, but their innocent little chat quickly takes a turn to more sensual waters.

    Language:
    English
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    923
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    136
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    88,192
    Chapters:
    34/34
    Comments:
    1041
    Kudos:
    1407
    Bookmarks:
    196
    Hits:
    17815
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    Terezi is lost. Definitely metaphorically, and probably also literally.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    178
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    dave develops a crush
    jade fakes a relationship
    dirk is surrounded by drama

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,136
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    117
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    TG: i just have a question
    TG: a proposal if you will
    TG: broposal

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    866
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    "Unfortunately, coffee cannot heal a broken heart anymore than vodka or outdated pesterlogs can."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    324
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    Your name is WILL SOLACE, and there are THREE THINGS YOU KNOW.

    1. Being a doctor is hard.
    2. Moirails are difficult.
    3. Flush crushes are hell.

    Anything else isn’t certainly true, but those three things are indisputably so.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    598
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    TG: cockxygen more like i inhale dick as good as i inhale air
    GT: Why are you like this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    215
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    Part of my trade with paintsplatteredponies after they drew me this lovely Xenomorph Queen.

    They requested 'Jane-Gamzee snuggle time? Just, a peaceful afternoon sorta thing?'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,245
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    364
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    Dave can't sleep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    144
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    Dave is actually really expressive.

    You don’t know how you didn’t notice earlier. You watched him and the other human kids on the viewports all the time, so you don’t understand why you're only just starting to decipher his body language. For all that he tries to keep a bland, disinterested look on his face at all times, you can read him like an open paper-based fiction brick. It's strange how no one else seems to be able to.

    (You used to be able to read Gamzee like that, be able to tell if he was going to be sweet and gentle and when he was going to fly into a rage. You used to hate the anticipation. Now you can't tell at all, and it's worse.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,200
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1149
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    One day, the whole world is going to acknowledge you as that one guy who finally made contact with aliens, but if you had known that getting drunk was going to lead up to abduction, potential anal probing, and becoming the worst cult sacrifice this side of the galaxy, you probably would have just stayed at home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,763
    Chapters:
    5/13
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1335
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    EB: okay, maybe i should have started with:
    EB: wanna cyber?
    EB: dty?
    TT: Well shucks.
    TT: When you put it that way, yiff me hard, dude.

    m/m established relationship BL yaoi that means boy on boy dont like dont read

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,314
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    926
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    Sherlock goes out for the night to check on a robbery gone wrong in a old bank. John is out with some friend and Lestrade and Mycroft are out on a date while Miss Hudson stays in with the kids.

    Of course, not wanting to miss out on a chance of an adventure the two sneak out to join the detective in another round of fun. When a couple of bad guys break into the crime scene it's up to the kids to save the days.

    Language:
    English
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    8,519
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,296
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    317
    Kudos:
    536
    Bookmarks:
    121
    Hits:
    11437
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    The trolls discover a book on human astronomy and notice some familiar symbols.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    176
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    In a story told entirely in their chat's group memo during their session, in a doomed Beforus timeline, Kurloz decides to research slightly more into his aspect. Soon afterwards, he decides, "fuck it, I'm the leader now".

    All shit hits the fan after that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    470
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

    Note: chapter 11 under maintenance because of photobucket shenanigans

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    150,597
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    265
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    9759
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    Roxy and Gamzee try to pale cyber. There are mixed results.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    142

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