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    All my written fills for the second bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of non-English words without an exact English parallel.

    Language:
    English
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    20,708
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1526
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    Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.

    And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    33,143
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3281
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    Karkat, against the 'law' of Alternia, is put in a situation where his sexual control is taken away from him. Desperate to get back the one thing he has that was his to control because of his mutation, he plans either his death, or the fall of the Cult that did this to him in the first place.

    *Updated!* All chat logs added. Will be leavign this teaser here as a by itself part of the story. The entire story will come soon enough. Just writing the end now.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,371
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    347
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    All my written fills for the first bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of "Remember when....."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,700
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1746
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    Sunny and Candycane get in a fight and turn to their mutual friend, Witches, for help.

    Based on real life text messages between me, my moirail, and my best friend.

    Series
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    English
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    1,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    49
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    Dirk was so unprepared for what it meant to be an artificial intelligence that he can't even explain what it's like to be him to the guy he literally just stopped being.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    168
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    Jane goes looking for Dirk, but finds Hal instead. This is a pesterlog!

    Language:
    English
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    488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    116
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    PROMPT: Remember when Jade found out about Dave's secret?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    702
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    405
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    TG: im throwin a sick party
    TG: on friday
    CG: AND WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR BRAIN THINK THAT THIS FACT WOULD BE EVEN REMOTELY INTERESTING TO ME.
    CG: EXPLAIN THAT TO ME.
    TG: im telling you cause you will come to my sick party

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,498
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    682
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    Jake is having some trouble with one of his dear friends, and turns to his patron manbro for advice. Cultural education ensues.

    GT: Take my genial guide mr erisolsprite for example.
    uu: WHAT THE SHIT. KIND OF NAME IS THAT.
    GT: Hes a sprite dunderhead hence the “sprite” part!!!
    GT: Erisol is a mashup of the names of the trolls he used to be.
    GT: Anway he used to be quite the talker but lately hes gotten into this habit of wandering away from the conversation.
    uu: SOMEONE NOT WANTING TO CONTINUE TALKING TO YOU. WHAT A SHOCKER.
    GT: I know right!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    572
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    It's Dan's birthday and he and his family get a new game to play! You know what happens next.

    This session isn't any regular session though. It contains not two, not three, but FIVE different universes: beta, alpha, delta, gamma, and omega. And all the players are characters from the 39 Clues. Some are dead, some are gender confused, and some aren't even human! This should be fun!

    Complete with song parodies, some possible form of -cest(?), severe breakdowns, and a sarcastic, omniscient, and somehow story-inserted authoress that makes the characters lives a living hell. Please insert a coin to play again. ;)

    Language:
    English
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    8,008
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    604
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    CCG: OKAY, I KNOW THAT PAST ME IS A HUGE BULGESLURPING MORON, BUT FUTURE ME IS NOW TRYING TO OUTPERFORM HIM, I SEE.
    CCG: NOT ONLY HAVE YOU CREATED A WHOLE NEW BOARD THAT APPEARS TO ONLY BE ACCESSIBLE TO VARIOUS KARKATS ALONG THE TIMELINE, BUT "ONANISM," REALLY? HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING WITH STRIDER TOO MUCH, OR IS THIS SIMPLY A RESULT OF YOU REGURGITATING WORDS FROM A THESAURUS IN THE HOPES IT WILL MAKE YOU SOUND MORE SOPHISTICATED?
    CCG: (CAN I MENTION, IF IT’S THE LATTER, HOW SAD IT IS THAT YOU’RE TRYING IMPRESS YOUR PAST SELF?)

    Series
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    English
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    949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    423
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    ==>Past AC: Troll past CG.

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    English
    Words:
    527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    650
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    In which Karkat is just trying to have some good, old-fashioned, dominant/submissive cybersex with Dirk, and Lil Hal won't leave him the fuck alone.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,017
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1623
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    TT: Lo. It speaks. Quoth the singularity, "What the shit." Immortal words for the ages.

     

    The first conversation between Dirk and the Auto-Responder. It's all downhill from here.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    364
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    TG: skaia is an enigmatic piece of shit
    TG: big blue sadist thats mad jazzed for desperation porn
    TG: giving a guy all these gustatory desires and no machinery to fulfill them
    TT: It seems as though your frustration over the birdseed quandary is a little manufactured and over the top, Davesprite.
    TT: Something on your mind?

    Language:
    English
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    4,854
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    965
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    TG: im just saying
    TG: if you were graham cracker in that vid
    TG: whatd you say

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    670
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    454
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    Nori is bored at home so he decides to annoy Dori in a fashion that had worked when he was younger that still seems to work now that he is older.

    Language:
    English
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    774
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    178
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    EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously???
    CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT!
    CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY???
    EB: ...
    EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies.
    CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT.
    CG: MAKE UP.
    CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    285
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3067
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    Your name is Rhoxxy Llonde and you have received very special orders.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    277

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