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    Dave Strider loves his brother. He adores his older brother, the one that always helps him out and gives him advice and makes sure he's well fed and clean and feeling in tip-top shape. Too bad his Bro is nothing like that.

    ((updates saturdays/sundays))

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    English
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    8,045
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    7
    Kudos:
    50
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    4
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    617
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    Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.

    And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,421
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4628
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    After all is said and done, Terezi sends a message.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    18
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    3
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    186
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    Dave and Dirk have a highly ironic, partially sincere discussion about their parenting tactics.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,027
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    429
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    Okay, Joe sort of sounds like he’s been sniffing something a little more hardcore than glue.

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    English
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    10,129
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    895
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    This isn't an epilogue.

    It's just the beginning.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    7,604
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1737
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    Dirk and John suck at dating, Dave sucks at cockblocking, and Rose and Bro are just here to sit back and enjoy the show.

    Language:
    English
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    8,976
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    2569
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    The Doctor wasn't even aware that the Alternian Troll existed any longer until he runs into Karkat Vantas, left alone in a lab on a meteor with only the dead for company. Knowing how hard it is to be the last one of your kind, the Doctor takes the boy with him.

    Taken out of the game's playing field changes everything. Dream bubbles are still a thing but everything else... Thank God he's in the same reality as the Kids! But if someone is taken out of a doomed timeline, are they still doomed?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,365
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2221
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    John/Dave/Karkat shenanigans, feat. Sibling Drama & (long-awaited) Moirail Comforting

    First in a collection of oneshots following the same AU.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,740
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    212
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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,247
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    159
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1817
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    There is a bookmark on your laptop that you don't acknowledge.

    (Otherwise known as Eridan's adventures in gender.)

    Language:
    English
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    4,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    288
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    Dave Strider is very in love with a boy who's moved on.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    46
    Hits:
    553
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    Now chatting with a live representative.
    TT: hey, babygirl. you can call me bro. i'll be taking care of you this evening.
    TT: you got some tenacity, hacking straight into my network.
    TT: i'm not charging for this, i'm too invested in the story.

    Jade finds credentials to hack Bro's network in the source code for one of his ironically-run websites. It lands her right in a live sex chat. Might as well take advantage of it, right?

    Series
    • Part 1 of > _
    Language:
    English
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    36,831
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    675
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    9793
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    2014, on the 28th of april, ao3 user thatd3adgirl (a now deadname) made a short pesterfic featuring roxy and nepeta in a species swap.

    now, almost two years later, i've almost fully fleshed out that au. here's what came from that shit

    {{characters and relationships to be added as time goes on}}

    Language:
    English
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    2,659
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    58
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week Karkat finally gets his pick with The Princess Bride

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
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    285,172
    Chapters:
    25/26
    Comments:
    899
    Kudos:
    552
    Bookmarks:
    120
    Hits:
    29872
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    TG: god fuck christopher nolan
    TG: i saw that shit so young
    TG: i cant unthink that either
    TG: are you watching closely
    TG: yes mr nolan yes i am
    TG: i cant stop now and its compulsive

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,555
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    197
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    Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?

    This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, on the longest journey of their lives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,311
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Comments:
    673
    Kudos:
    2360
    Bookmarks:
    487
    Hits:
    32079
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    Dave is very bad at talking about his feelings, so he attempts to serenade Karkat in memos to tell him how he feels. He fails a few times before getting something right.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    784
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    EB: why are you suddenly the knight of my peen's honor?

    TG: i have always been the knight of your peens honor

    A.K.A. Boys talking about their dicks and generally being stupid together. (What's new?)
    A.A.K.A John sends the wrong picture (that is not his pet salamander, that's a different snake all together) and Dave fucks up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,761
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    332
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    He gets it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    208

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