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    Another kink meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=44856100#cmt44856100

    Eridan is a breeder- this is after he destroyed the Matriorb and all the dead trolls were brought back Because Reasons. Anyway he goes into heat and the other trolls, especially Kanaya are like "yay our species can live on" and they really don't care that Eridan is so off his head on pheromones he can't tell up from down and the rest of the trolls are fine with using him as a breeder.

    Then the humans find out, get angry and abduct Eridan, which results in a lot of fighting going down.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

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    English
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    101,559
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    210
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    7385
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    CG: …
    CG: WELL?
    TT: This is certainly something.
    CG: OH GOD. DON’T SUGARCOAT IT, ROSE, IT WON’T MAKE IT TASTE ANY BETTER GOING DOWN.
    TT: As my dear ectoslime brother would say: calm your tits, Karkat.
    TT: It’s very interesting in a way I’m having trouble putting into words.

    Language:
    English
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    1,789
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    3025
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    Equius and Terezi begin chatting and quickly discover that they really don't like each other.

    A crackship chronicle

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    English
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    5,186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    316
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    This is another universe the game SBURB has taken hold of. Enter the Dev Session. Based on RP session with my friends. Also my first fanfic. Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
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    2,323
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    71
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    In which Jade Harley approaches Dirk Strider with a proposal for a secret mecha construction project, because giant robots are awesome, good science and engineering partners are hard to find, and they need to do SOMETHING with their lives after the game.

    Language:
    English
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    5,254
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    86
    Hits:
    1562
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    Alternatively: how Eridan followed exactly none of the advice given to him

    (prompt for kinkmeme)

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    English
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    1,591
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    129
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    Jade and Dave simply chat about things, and things go downhill.

    Language:
    English
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    622
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    159
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    A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the first of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was sixteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

    > Enter name.

    LEONARD L. CHURCH

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    English
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    4,247
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    436
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    Nepeta tries to confess her feelings to Karkat, but it doesn't go too well and she makes a nice save.

    Language:
    English
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    262
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    426
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    Nepeta convinces Kanaya to roleplay as Karkat and John in the hopes of meddling in their relationship and pushing it into red territory.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    324
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    257
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    A Derse family AU where Roxy Lalonde is Dirk Strider's older sister and due to shenanigans in the '90s, they're attempting to raise both Rose and Dave as Lalondes.

    It works out about as well as you'd expect.

    Act 1: shit lets be parents
    Act 2: middle school blows
    Act 3: (mostly) teenage shenanigans

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    113,016
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    290
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    6304
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    In which two teenaged goddesses hide red feelings beneath black actions worthy of an Egbert. Contains at least one explosion, several heart-to-heart conversations, multiple typos, two hacks, and a prank war inadvertently started by an omnipotent god-dog.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    412
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    Ghostbusters' Harold Ramis died last Monday. It had quite a big impact on John. Dave is a good friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    522
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    268
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    When Eridan feels sick after his heat cycle, Karkat steps up to take care of him.

    (Or alternatively; Sollux is too much of a jerk to take care of Eridan besides pailing him during his heat cycle, but Karkat takes the poor seadweller in for a while.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    814
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1299
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    Lonely as usual, Eridan tries to befriend one of the few trolls he hasn't completely alienated yet, Nepeta. And then come the strange feelings he has when talking to her...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,516
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    887
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    a pesterlog between dave and jade when a heatwave takes over their city.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    382
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    Written for the prompt: "Dirk likes dying, and Caliborn finds the challenge of making it permanent too sweet to refuse. Things just get worse and worse, as Caliborn finds new and creative ways of killing Dirk. And, weirdly enough, this gives the Strider the strangest boner..."

    uu: I WILL LET YOu CHOOSE.
    TT: Choose what? Are you trying to turn this into another one of your asinine games?
    uu: KILLING YOu IS ALREADY A GAME.
    uu: SO THIS WILL BE A GAME WITHIN THE GAME.
    TT: I can’t wait.
    uu: I KNOW. THIS IS VERY EXCITING.
    uu: ESPECIALLY FOR ME. WHO KNOWS WHAT THE SuRPRISE IS.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,244
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    875
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    Grief is a five step process. For Dave, the first of those five steps is hitting send.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    853

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