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    Pesterlog between John and Dave about random topics.

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    AC: :33 < *ac wanders over to her furrends hive and carefully places a purresent of a freshly killed cluckbeast on the ground*
    AC: :33 < *she scratches tentatively at his door and asks if dave is home*
    AC: :33 < *she thinks that if he isnt she can find other ways to spend her evening but that it would be much more fun to spend it together*
    TG: *dave types sup on his keyboard*
    AC: :33 < booo thats cheating!!!
    TG: *dave types how is this cheating on his keyboard*
    TG: oh wait
    TG: *akwete purrmusk types how is this cheating on his keyboard*

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    Dave creates a plan to erase this crush he has on his best friend. Little did he know that is would work just as well as a chocolate frog in an oven.

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    If we speak entirely statistically, and of course ignore the illustrious example of our dread empress,it may surprise some of you to hear that the lifespan of a tyrianblood is shorter even than that of a rustblood.

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    Dave makes a memo in which the purpose is to discuss some recent events.

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    Basically, Dave lets off some steam about his feelings for bro. To John. In Pesterchum.

    It's not as comedic as you'd think.

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    CG: …
    CG: WELL?
    TT: This is certainly something.
    CG: OH GOD. DON’T SUGARCOAT IT, ROSE, IT WON’T MAKE IT TASTE ANY BETTER GOING DOWN.
    TT: As my dear ectoslime brother would say: calm your tits, Karkat.
    TT: It’s very interesting in a way I’m having trouble putting into words.

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    There is only one reason for Kyoya’s behaviour and Tamaki, after weeks of watching and analyzing, had finally figured it out. This new found epiphany, if anything, should bring them closer together? So why is it keeping them apart?
    Maybe if he hounds Kyoya about the issue until Kyoya cracks, maybe then Kyoya will admit to being in love with him.

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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    • Part 1 of 2x2
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    Lots of things were big in Texas, except the portion of the population that were cowboys who owned apartment buildings and worked in a burlesque parlor downtown. That subgroup didn't match a whole lot of people. When you really stop and think about it, there's only one person in this whole state that fits that statistic.

    And he just so happens to be the man you pay rent to every month on the 13th.

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    In which Dave flirts too much and Karkat really needs to get some sleep.

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    Or: Sometimes it's better not to be in the same fandom as your friends

    From Kinkmeme prompt: "The Signs as Bad Fanfic Writers"

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    GC: NOTH1NG N3W W1TH YOU 1 4SSUM3
    CG: NOT REALLY
    CG: UNLESS YOURE ASKING ME ABOUT THE METEOR SPINNING REALLY FAST ALL OF A SUDDEN
    GC: OH MY
    GC: K4RK4T 1 WORRY 4BOUT YOU SOM3T1M3S
    CG: WHAT WHY
    CG: IS THAT NOT HAPPENING
    GC: YOU H4V3 PROBL3MS 4ND 1T SC4R3S M3 4 B1T

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    1/?
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    Captain Serket had no idea what she was getting into when she forcibly recruited those humans to her crew, especially the hell-spawned bringer of chaos named John Egbert. That's what you get for ignoring the advice of a guy who can reasonably be called a god.

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    TT: Heady stuff. But what, the intrepid young explorer asks himself, the dickens might be required of me?
    TT: An adventuring man, such as himself, had best be game for anything.
    TT: I wonder if I just might be in over my noggin, he muses, looking off into the middle distance, as he runs a soft chamois over the slide assembly.

     

     

    You're in a bad way, brain-wise. Your virtual bro is, as ever, making it worse.

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    Terezi isn’t impressed when the window expands into being on her computer screen. The purple is garish and ugly and she means to exit out of it, she really does, but somehow she just minimizes it instead. It stays on her start bar for the next few hours, distracting her and tugging at her notice like an annoying, buzzing fly.

    It’s only when she’s been staring blankly at a webpage for thirty minutes that accepts that she’s not going to get anything done or accomplished unless she reads the dumb thing so, despite her fastidious ban of all things Makara, she clicks on the window again and reads whatever fucking nonsense he’s decided to dump on her now.

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    A teen his friends and a Game of The Year and Armageddon

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    [required listening]

    Sometimes listening to Jake is like tuning in to radio static. He’s far away and the signal is shit, but by god, you’re trying, aren’t you? He can be sitting right in front of you and it still feels like he’s coming through from centuries away, voice distorted, lips moving out of sync with his words. Maybe there are subtitles you’re missing. “Dirk,” he’ll say. “Are you listening?”

    “Yes,” you’ll tell him, still trying to crack the signal.

    [sex in ch. 7 severable from the rest]

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    Sometimes one quadrant just isn't enough.

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    TC: BoY HoWdY Am i jUsT BuStInG My mOtHeRfUcKiNg gLoBeS WaItInG FoR ThIs fInE AsS MoThErFuCkEr tO TeLl mE WhAt a dIsGrAcE I Am.
     
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    Homesmut Prompt: Someone, maybe as a small joke, is using Gamzees account and pretending to be him. When Equius hits up Gamzee's account for his daily "You are a terrible excuse for a highblood you are awful", the person pretending to be Gamzee decides to insult him back

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