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    Your name is NICO DI ANGELO and you are PISSED AT LEO VALDEZ.

    Why? The absolute idiot can't seem to take one fucking moment to THINK ABOUT HIS ACTIONS, and this trait of his is going to result in WIDESPREAD DEATH.

    The fucker.

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    Akaashi takes care of some business.
    [Meanwhile - humans and trolls find themselves working together towards a common goal.]

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    TG: ((the place is lousy with robots))
    TG: ((a lot of them are rusted and havent had maintenance in however many sweeps since the owner died or was conscripted whatever and the programming gets glitchy as fuck))
    TG: ((could be doing anything i get attacked and strifed to within an inch of my life with very real blades that would kill me very real dead if i miss my swing and then suddenly the robot will whirr off and im left in a puddle of my sweat on the floor wondering what the fuck))
    CG: SHIT, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS NERVE-WRACKING.
    TG: ((and then the pizza drone will get a bad address and randomly drop me five of my favorite on the house))
    CG: ... HUH.

    --
    For this kink meme prompt:
    So, seadweller!Bro sees lowblood!Dave and it's pity at first sight. Maybe he's using weird seadweller rituals or maybe he's just being his strange self to court Dave. Unfortunately, Dave has no idea why this finface is constantly in his business. Show me how they become moirails, please. ♦

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    After Feferi gets impaled, she uses her last few minutes to speak to someone special.

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    John has a little something to say to Dave after Rose reveals his biggest secret.

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    You thought sending one last message to Sollux might be good for you. Might help you move on.

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    Dave and Karkat have a long-overdue, late-night discussion about the upcoming final battle (and lots of other things, too).

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    Good times.

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    Words can go a long way, especially when you're in a relationship.

    Alt. title - words are knives that often leave scars.

    **GRAPHIC**

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    i ship it srry

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    Your name is Dave Strider and your universe is DEAD. You have to find a safe place for your nubby-horned, alien companion in the DEPTHS OF SPACE. Under normal circumstances, you would be deader than your old universe, but you're no longer a MERE HUMAN, having ascended to god tier. The troll has not, but it helps that you hitch a ride on a FANCY SPACESHIP.

    All you need to do is find your MISSING FRIENDS and you are golden.

    >>AU after the scratch.

    USS Enterprise [UE] began texting turntechGodhead [TG] at ???
    UE: Hello. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration.
    UE: My communications officer picked up an odd signal from this location. Can we offer any assistance?
    --Now with FANART--

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    Even when you live on a floating rock without an heterosexual in sight, it sometimes takes time for it to sink in that you don't have to be all douchey McStraighty for the show anymore. Luckily, you have plenty of time and also a seer to help shed some light on the matter. Accessorily, Alien romance: Top or Flop?

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    You used to be a computer. You are now a boy, as badass as Major Kusanagi but without the hot lady-bod or a voice.

    You used to be a bird, a conglomeration of possibility, and a 13 year old from Texas. You are now a boy whose legs are a little shaky and whose wings have been sliced off.

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    the alpha kids, beta kids and trolls are all part of a group chat courtesy of dave.

    aka just pesterlogs

    please don't shoot me

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    TT: You know, there is a sexuality called bisexual.
    TT: It does exist.

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    CG: SHUT UP NOOKLICKER DON'T BLOW THIS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. IT'S SIMPLY ME WANTING TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS EITHER A) SUCKING FACE OR B) TOO BUSY TO REMEMBER THAT WE EXIST
    CG: OH *SO* SORRY FOR WANTING TO HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION, MY HUMBLEST APOLOGIES. I FORGOT TO WHOM I WAS SPEAKING TO.
    TG: wow
    CG: YEAH FUCKING "WOW". GOD I SOUND LIKE SUCH A NEEDIE LITTLE WIGGLER, I'LL JUST GO WALLOW IN MY OWN SHIT.

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    TG: ok so my moms gonna b in ur town 2morrow doin a bok singing
    TG: *shinging
    TG: *signing
    TG: and
    TG: could u go?

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    UM: but now im curious
    SB: about what
    UM: about who has the biggest dick

     

     In which a misunderstanding leads to Leo's crushed confidence.

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    You groan loudly to yourself to stop it, stop it, stop it, because she did something she definitely wasn't supposed to. You can't do that, you can't do that, that's not right.

    It's not right, damn it!

    ((Alternatively known as: Dirk goes on a quick shopping trip to Walmart with his family. Needless to say, things don't go quite as planned.))

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    The first year of middle school was full of harrowing experiences. Finally being in the same school as his three best internet friends was great (as the district had many more elementary schools than middle schools), but it also meant about three or four times as many bullies, breaking John's glasses, stealing his lunch, mocking his constant optimism. It wasn't John's fault that the world was so great! He was just a representative. But middle school was good, too! His teachers were always nice to him, and he got to hang around Dave, Jade, and Rose a lot more often.

    If he thought that schoolyard bullies were a difficulty, then what was coming next was going to hit him like a nuclear bag of bricks. 

     

    Homestuck mixed in a blender with equal parts Bokurano and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

    AKA: Homestuck, with giant robots!

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