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A lonely, slightly depressed alien on a green moon has a few words to say to a bored, slightly scared boy in an apartment in Houston.
A boy who will have more impact on the world than he ever dreamed of.
A boy who will have all the impact she dreamed he would.Written by me and some dude RPing as Dave on MSPARP
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- Part 1 of Land of Roleplays and Crack
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Sometimes a cause is inevitably doomed to fail.
Sometimes you don't know that.
Sometimes you do.
Sometimes you pretend that you don't have a sickening suspicion that things must go wrong.Series
- Part 2 of Land of Roleplays and Crack
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In which comedy mandates that Dave Strider be a little pathetic; Jade Harley is unquestionably Better At Sex than you; Kanaya Maryam raps about lingerie; Karkat Vantas’ life isn’t the kind of romcom he wants it to be; Aradia and Sollux accidentally ruin seafood for Dave forever; and Terezi Pyrope really, really needs to get laid.TG: i promise this in the most holy and motherfuckin righteously ironic and nonsensical of fantasy pacts:
TG: by the end of the week
TG: tz wont just be my bff
TG: shell be my bfwbf
GG: best friend with benefits forever?
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Shortfic based on the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, originals posted on Homesmut.
In which Karkat loves the rain, and Signless loves the people around him, and the universe occasionally lets up on being a completely relentless hellhole.
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"John got you a thong.
A fucking firetruck-red cloth on strings."
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In which a genderswapped Dave Strider realises she's nursing a raging ladyboner for her older bro - but not literally.
Based on a doodle of mine featuring Fem!Dave: [x]
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Dave meets a stranger but has the weird feeling that he already knows him.
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Dirk is just so very mysterious when it comes to his home life, so when Jane happens upon a certain Dave Strider walking down the street, she jumps at the chance to speak with him.
Written for this prompt for the Homestuck kink meme: Jane meets either Alpha Dave or Alpha Rose at a SBAHJ movie premiere/Complacency of the Learned book signing/whatever. And Jane is so happy to meet one of her friend's guardian that she of course strikes up a conversation about the friend in question.
So Jane ends up having a very strange conversation with either Alpha Dave or Alpha Rose that is full of hidden meaning, and while she might get suspicious, she never learns that the guardian in question has never actually met their kid, no matter how oddly they react to some of the stuff she says/what weird stuff they ask her. -
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A fill for this Kinkmeme prompt: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/15949.html?thread=31908685#t31908685
In an AU where the trolls' personalities are backwards, Rose has to use her skills as an armchair psychologist to keep them from killing each other. Hijinks ensue.
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Dave talks with his boyfriend over pesterlogs. He gets a .wav file from Eridan and listens to it. Later, he listens to it again. Alone. In his bed.
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- Part 2 of Love Senses
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A lonely, slightly depressed alien on a green moon has a few words to say to a bored, slightly scared boy in an apartment in Houston.
A boy who will have more impact on the world than he ever dreamed of.
A boy who will have all the impact she dreamed he would.Written by me and some dude RPing as Dave on MSPARP
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- Part 1 of Roleplays in the land of Crack
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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TG: so you wanna cyber?
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John has an urgent need to converse with someone over pesterchum, preferably the fearless leader of our little band. Karkat is his usual cheerful self.
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- Part 2 of the newest and bravest of worlds.
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If asked, Terezi might look into it and say there are x ways by which a man and his good intentions could hope to be reconciled with the fraying edges of his own excuses. The flourish-fueled uppercut to John Egbert's jaw is just a bonus. Canes are so great.
He (would) (hypothetically) (once he could see straight again) decide to start by futzing around with Trollian.
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John and Jade decide to see who can win over their interests before the other.
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Wherein the beta kids have an agreement to form a sedoretu once they're old enough, as told in a series of standalone pesterlogs. Part 1 - Dave, Rose, Jade, and John meet in a chat room on Jade's thirteenth birthday to talk about nothing in particular. Part 2 - The kids attempt to explain moiety to the trolls mid-game, which goes about as smoothly as you'd expect.
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TT: On a sexual technique scale of one to ten, with one being a "I have never even seen my own cock before" and ten being myself, I would give this guy a zero.
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TT: We may not have been meant to be here.
TT: But we're here now.
TT: And we have to make the most of it, Dave.
TT: We have to protect this world.Post-Scratch.
A universe where the both the trolls and the kids were affected by the scratch.The trolls remember the kids.
Dave and Rose remember the trolls.
Everyone knows that there is something missing.They talk, and they try, very hard, not to let it get to them.
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A prompt for: "BroJohn maybe? Wherein John is not at all impressed by this white rapper guy, like seriously, this Strider might be even lamer than the one he already knows. But hey, it's kinda cute."