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    TG: ok so my moms gonna b in ur town 2morrow doin a bok singing
    TG: *shinging
    TG: *signing
    TG: and
    TG: could u go?

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    UM: but now im curious
    SB: about what
    UM: about who has the biggest dick

     

     In which a misunderstanding leads to Leo's crushed confidence.

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    You groan loudly to yourself to stop it, stop it, stop it, because she did something she definitely wasn't supposed to. You can't do that, you can't do that, that's not right.

    It's not right, damn it!

    ((Alternatively known as: Dirk goes on a quick shopping trip to Walmart with his family. Needless to say, things don't go quite as planned.))

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    The first year of middle school was full of harrowing experiences. Finally being in the same school as his three best internet friends was great (as the district had many more elementary schools than middle schools), but it also meant about three or four times as many bullies, breaking John's glasses, stealing his lunch, mocking his constant optimism. It wasn't John's fault that the world was so great! He was just a representative. But middle school was good, too! His teachers were always nice to him, and he got to hang around Dave, Jade, and Rose a lot more often.

    If he thought that schoolyard bullies were a difficulty, then what was coming next was going to hit him like a nuclear bag of bricks. 

     

    Homestuck mixed in a blender with equal parts Bokurano and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

    AKA: Homestuck, with giant robots!

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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to figure out who she is along the way.

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    Rose and Jade have a conversation about growing tomatoes, which ends up turning into a conversation about the completely open-ended challenges of shaping and living in the new universe they and their friends have created.

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    Her Draconian Justice, District Prosecutor Terezi Pyrope brings a notorious criminal to the courtblock, but Kanaya intercedes on his behalf.

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    Vriska attempts to have a casual conversation with Kanaya. They both fail.

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    Better stick games with your dog, through physics.

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    In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

    Also there's animes.

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    "I'm starting to get the impression that you aren't taking this very seriously," Dirk says, and the way his eyebrows pinch together is not a good sign. Jake's been earning a lot of pinched-eyebrows, lately. He is starting to wonder if maybe he isn't a very good boyfriend. A good boyfriend would be less exhausted at the prospect of spending more time with the object of their affection. A better boyfriend would have found some way by now to leverage that time into fewer planetary expeditions and more explorations of a more personal and intimate nature.

    Set about 6 weeks into the alpha session. I thought a bit about how Roxy said the "writing was on the wall" with these two from the start and what the earlier days must have been like. And then promptly wrote like twelve thousand words where half is just shameless smut so hey ENJOY

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    There was a sudden explosion and a rush of white noise. The exit door swung off its hinges. The universe would wait no more for its heroes.

    The Game was won. And that’s all they worried about.

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    John accidentally introduces the concept of homosexuality to Jade via Karkat. It goes exactly as the title implies.

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    Jane and Dirk cheer each other up after a bad day.

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    I thought too hard about scenes that happened in the GO timeline that we never saw the retcon version of and then this came out. The "will we still be able to be best bros" conversation re-imagined for post-retcon. Somehow Karkat is even more insecure. Also I always wanted Rose and Karkat to talk in canon so hey have a bunch of them too, thanks.

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    Dave Strider loves his brother. He adores his older brother, the one that always helps him out and gives him advice and makes sure he's well fed and clean and feeling in tip-top shape. Too bad his Bro is nothing like that.

    ((updates saturdays/sundays))

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    Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.

    And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.

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    After all is said and done, Terezi sends a message.

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    Dave and Dirk have a highly ironic, partially sincere discussion about their parenting tactics.

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    Okay, Joe sort of sounds like he’s been sniffing something a little more hardcore than glue.

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    Bookmarks:
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