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    In which Sollux Captor makes a forum post challenge in a fit of boredom, and finds himself surprisingly challenged.

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    English
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    Il l’embrasserait donc. Il espérait agir assez vite pour le surprendre. Il n’aimait pas quand ils criaient. Quand ils avaient peur, essayaient de s’enfuir ou de lutter. Il trouvait toujours ça un peu vexant. Il n’allait tout de même pas les manger ! (Presque pas.) Non, lui, il le prendrait par surprise, lui ferait perdre toute envie de résister. Il prendrait bien son temps après ça. Il ferait durer le plaisir le plus possible, jusqu’à ne plus pouvoir se retenir. Alors seulement, il plongerait ses crocs dans sa chair, il boirait son sang et ce serait PAR-FAIT.

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    Français
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    62,972
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    6/?
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    15
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    18
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    2
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    CG:OH ***HELL*** NO YOU DON'T

    CG: THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

    CG: SOMEONE MADE A SPECTACULARLY HARE-BRAINED MISTAKE AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO IT WAS AND WHAT THEY DID.

    GC: WHY 4R3 YOU B31NG SO NOS3Y? 1TS NON3 OF YOUR BUS1N3SS!

    CG: DON'T YOU PULL THAT SHIT ON ME.
     
    CG: I HAVE GONE THROUGH TOO MUCH TO LET YOU SIT HERE AND SPOIL IN YOUR OWN SOURED MOOD.

    CG: AS OF RIGHT NOW I AM PLAYING TEMPORARY MOIRAIL SO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND TELL YOUR FAKE DIAMOND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN YOUR ADDLED PAN.

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    2
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    44
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    4
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    Dave and Rose attempt to teach some trolls about a specific human holiday occurring in late October.

    Set shortly after Openbound.

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    English
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    Karkat Vantas has a question that spurs many others.

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    English
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    342
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    1/1
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    10
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    54
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    5
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    581
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    AU in which Dad is a foster parent and Jade is just another in a long line of orphans.

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    English
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    1/?
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    6
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    1
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    CG: EVERYONE’S TRYING TO TROLL ME. I GUESS IT’S NICE TO SEE THEY CARE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT ME.
    CG: NICE TO SEE I MANAGED TO *NOT* SCREW UP A SINGLE ASPECT OF MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE.
    CG: IF ANY OF THIS MANAGES TO SOAK INTO YOUR SLIME-ADDLED PAN PLEASE TELL THEM TO FORGET ABOUT ME.
    CG: I NEVER MATTERED IN THE END.
    CG: NOTHING EVER FUCKING WELL DOES.

    Language:
    English
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    8,225
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1244
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    "Nick Cage went god tier before the apocalypse, he will never die. Not even heroically, because he will kick too much ass. Or he will do something cowardly at the last minute to save himself, in the nick of time (this is also his title). He is that good." - Andrew Hussie's formspring

    Nicolas Cage and John Travolta play SBURB. Yes, it's exactly as dumb as it sounds. If not dumber.

    Language:
    English
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    2,573
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    1/1
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    28
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    3
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    A brief video call starts a conversation that clumsily moves mountains.

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    English
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    34
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    3
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    EB: so i snuck in and saw karkat was no where to be found

    EB: and then i noticed his forbidden closet was open and i-


    TG: woah wait he has a forbidden closet

    TG: like what are we talking about here like a closet that holds all sorts of dark terrible secrets that would reveal karkat as mass murderer number four or a secret passage to troll narnia and karkat is the guard or

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    English
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    115
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1200
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    You think you know him. After all, not many people wear such stupid shades in public. Ben Stiller? Lame.

    (for the anon who dropped this in my box: waiting in the airport and flight gets delayed "How hey, I think I've seen you in one of my classes at uni?" Au)

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    2/?
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    17
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    57
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    8
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    CG: THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ADMITTEDLY PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT ROMANCE.

     

    In which Karkat blocks half the cast, Sollux can unblock himself, and John quickly loses control of his memo.

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    7
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    AG: Um.
    AG: I do+n't really think I'm gay anymo+re.
    TG: oh
    TG: woah
    TG: ok

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    English
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    999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    26
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    294
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have a cool idea that possibly might blow up in your face.

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    English
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and your friendless existence is about to take a turn.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    8
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    110
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    The Most Important Character
    It will range from Gamzee to other characters of being "the most important character".

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    English
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    2,648
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    165
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    A collection of dumb crossover oneshots/minifics.
    Most of these will definitely be Dave/Homura. I'm pretty sure all of these will be Dave/Homura
    Themes will vary, and tags will update!

    Language:
    English
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    544
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    22
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    2
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    280
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    When Terezi Pyrope, one of the demigods mortals call the Exalted, discovers that her old enemy Vriska Serket is alive and returning to Chiaroscuro, their resurgent conflict quickly draws in many of the active Exalted in the area.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    2
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    85
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    What it says on the can - a collection of shorter fills for HSWC 2014.

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    English
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    4,353
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    39
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    2
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    558
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    When Karkat and Damara are moirails, fluffly shenanigans are bound to happen.

    Language:
    English
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    4,634
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1225

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