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    Vriska attempts to have a casual conversation with Kanaya. They both fail.

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    Better stick games with your dog, through physics.

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    In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

    Also there's animes.

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    "I'm starting to get the impression that you aren't taking this very seriously," Dirk says, and the way his eyebrows pinch together is not a good sign. Jake's been earning a lot of pinched-eyebrows, lately. He is starting to wonder if maybe he isn't a very good boyfriend. A good boyfriend would be less exhausted at the prospect of spending more time with the object of their affection. A better boyfriend would have found some way by now to leverage that time into fewer planetary expeditions and more explorations of a more personal and intimate nature.

    Set about 6 weeks into the alpha session. I thought a bit about how Roxy said the "writing was on the wall" with these two from the start and what the earlier days must have been like. And then promptly wrote like twelve thousand words where half is just shameless smut so hey ENJOY

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    31
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    There was a sudden explosion and a rush of white noise. The exit door swung off its hinges. The universe would wait no more for its heroes.

    The Game was won. And that’s all they worried about.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    3
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    23
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    3
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    639
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    John accidentally introduces the concept of homosexuality to Jade via Karkat. It goes exactly as the title implies.

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    3/4
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    7
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    30
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    1
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    Jane and Dirk cheer each other up after a bad day.

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    I thought too hard about scenes that happened in the GO timeline that we never saw the retcon version of and then this came out. The "will we still be able to be best bros" conversation re-imagined for post-retcon. Somehow Karkat is even more insecure. Also I always wanted Rose and Karkat to talk in canon so hey have a bunch of them too, thanks.

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    Dave Strider loves his brother. He adores his older brother, the one that always helps him out and gives him advice and makes sure he's well fed and clean and feeling in tip-top shape. Too bad his Bro is nothing like that.

    ((updates saturdays/sundays))

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    8/?
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    7
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    50
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    4
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    625
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    Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.

    And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.

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    English
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    51,421
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    88
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    139
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    17
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    4657
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    After all is said and done, Terezi sends a message.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    18
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    3
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    Dave and Dirk have a highly ironic, partially sincere discussion about their parenting tactics.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    47
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    6
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    Okay, Joe sort of sounds like he’s been sniffing something a little more hardcore than glue.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    66
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    This isn't an epilogue.

    It's just the beginning.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    33
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    Dirk and John suck at dating, Dave sucks at cockblocking, and Rose and Bro are just here to sit back and enjoy the show.

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    57
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    The Doctor wasn't even aware that the Alternian Troll existed any longer until he runs into Karkat Vantas, left alone in a lab on a meteor with only the dead for company. Knowing how hard it is to be the last one of your kind, the Doctor takes the boy with him.

    Taken out of the game's playing field changes everything. Dream bubbles are still a thing but everything else... Thank God he's in the same reality as the Kids! But if someone is taken out of a doomed timeline, are they still doomed?

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    52,365
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    118
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    23
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    2247
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    John/Dave/Karkat shenanigans, feat. Sibling Drama & (long-awaited) Moirail Comforting

    First in a collection of oneshots following the same AU.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    4,740
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    215
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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

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    English
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    58,247
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
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    172
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    There is a bookmark on your laptop that you don't acknowledge.

    (Otherwise known as Eridan's adventures in gender.)

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    Comments:
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    10
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    309
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    Dave Strider is very in love with a boy who's moved on.

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    Language:
    English
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    949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    46
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    553

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