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    Lots of things were big in Texas, except the portion of the population that were cowboys who owned apartment buildings and worked in a burlesque parlor downtown. That subgroup didn't match a whole lot of people. When you really stop and think about it, there's only one person in this whole state that fits that statistic.

    And he just so happens to be the man you pay rent to every month on the 13th.

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    20+ Characters from Homestuck having conversations over pesterchum.

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    TT: Heady stuff. But what, the intrepid young explorer asks himself, the dickens might be required of me?
    TT: An adventuring man, such as himself, had best be game for anything.
    TT: I wonder if I just might be in over my noggin, he muses, looking off into the middle distance, as he runs a soft chamois over the slide assembly.

     

     

    You're in a bad way, brain-wise. Your virtual bro is, as ever, making it worse.

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    It wasn’t until you hit 6 sweeps that they started to contact you for real. The first time that little red symbol showed up on your husktop screen you threw up. By then you knew what you didn’t know at 2, about the hemospectrum and the abhorrent colour of your blood and what that meant for you and you kept thinking, ‘This is it,’ you kept thinking, ‘they know, oh god they know, they know and I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I’m going to fucking die.’

    In which Karkat Vantas is the Second Sufferer... Or, he's supposed to be.

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    I take BroDave requests on my writing blog

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    Terezi isn’t impressed when the window expands into being on her computer screen. The purple is garish and ugly and she means to exit out of it, she really does, but somehow she just minimizes it instead. It stays on her start bar for the next few hours, distracting her and tugging at her notice like an annoying, buzzing fly.

    It’s only when she’s been staring blankly at a webpage for thirty minutes that accepts that she’s not going to get anything done or accomplished unless she reads the dumb thing so, despite her fastidious ban of all things Makara, she clicks on the window again and reads whatever fucking nonsense he’s decided to dump on her now.

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    A teen his friends and a Game of The Year and Armageddon

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    [required listening]

    Sometimes listening to Jake is like tuning in to radio static. He’s far away and the signal is shit, but by god, you’re trying, aren’t you? He can be sitting right in front of you and it still feels like he’s coming through from centuries away, voice distorted, lips moving out of sync with his words. Maybe there are subtitles you’re missing. “Dirk,” he’ll say. “Are you listening?”

    “Yes,” you’ll tell him, still trying to crack the signal.

    [sex in ch. 7 severable from the rest]

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    Sometimes one quadrant just isn't enough.

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    Some cute pesterchum conversations between the Homestuck characters that are from roleplays I participate in on msparp.

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    And all at once there was calm. It was like the shocking realisation of inertia, a moment of sudden, abrupt peace and tranquility, staring into his eyes with a mixture of disbelief and. And love. You still loved this boy- this...this stupid, beautiful, selfish boy, trapped in a grown man's body. And all at once it was over, the storm dropped replaced by something all the more heated and charged, and he took the opportunity to say something unexpected. "Kiss me," He said. You did.

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    Inertia, noun.

    The tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged.

    Time apart doesn't always make something go away.

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    8tracks playlist:
    http://8tracks.com/bakeroni/inertia-a-johndave-fanfic-mix

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    In all fifteen years Dave has spent on this planet, it seemed nothing important ever changed, and he sat and watched and did what he always did.

    Then he makes an unexpected discovery and staying in his designated place is the least thing he wants.

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    TC: BoY HoWdY Am i jUsT BuStInG My mOtHeRfUcKiNg gLoBeS WaItInG FoR ThIs fInE AsS MoThErFuCkEr tO TeLl mE WhAt a dIsGrAcE I Am.
     
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    Homesmut Prompt: Someone, maybe as a small joke, is using Gamzees account and pretending to be him. When Equius hits up Gamzee's account for his daily "You are a terrible excuse for a highblood you are awful", the person pretending to be Gamzee decides to insult him back

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    Kink meme made me do it.

    (See individual chapters for summaries/warnings.)

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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're doing a minisode in the form of Batman the Dark Knight

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
    stop freaking oUt, stop freaking, oUt stop freaking oUt!!!
    this is silly.
    ...
    ...
    ...
    oh fUck oh fUck oh fUck oh fUck

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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

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    Dave creates a plan to erase this crush he has on his best friend. Little did he know that is would work just as well as a chocolate frog in an oven.

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    Alone. John Egbert is alone. Everyone at school hates him and his own father ignores him. He can't bear to tell his friends the truth, so he has to deal with everything on his own. Eventual JohnDave.

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