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    Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?

    But, sometimes, friendship comes from the place you least expect it.

    ((Updates Fridays))

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    7/?
    Comments:
    17
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    112
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    695
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    It's been five years since the end of the game. Everything's going fucking splendid, minus the few hitches in the production of the second Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff movie. Everything feels normal.

    Then, a dead Dave signals what could easily be the end of the world.

     

    Or:

    Everything gets fucked really quickly and the kids, now in their mid twenties, have to play another game. Gross.

    Language:
    English
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    20,455
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    282
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    After watching Jurassic World with Jake, Dirk decides to build him a motorcycle for his birthday.
    Great idea, right?
    Wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    43
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4481
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    In all fifteen years Dave has spent on this planet, it seemed nothing important ever changed, and he sat and watched and did what he always did.

    Then he makes an unexpected discovery and staying in his designated place is the least thing he wants.

    - - -

    Dave felt giddy from laughter that wasn't his own, and it was with a reluctant redundancy that he asked the question after the door to his room had closed behind him.

    “So, what do you want to do now?”

    John, already sitting on the edge of Dave's bed, scrunched up his eyebrows and tapped his finger to his lips as if he had to think up an eloquent response.

    “You.”

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    English
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    8/?
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    96
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    20
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

    Language:
    English
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    25,835
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1344
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    I take BroDave requests on my writing blog

    Language:
    English
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    27,855
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    62
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    288
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    John and Karkat separately ask Rose and Kanaya about what they should do in terms of their relationship.

    Series
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    English
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    2,645
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    189
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    When Nepeta gets sick, it's up to Equius to take forever at the store and to Karkat to save Nepeta from the hell that is lying on a couch surrounded by tissues and zero cuddles.

    Language:
    English
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    1,897
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    89
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    In Which Eridan Ampora Has A Shitty Time, And His Moirail Sorta Has A Shitty Time, And Kankri Vantas Really Did Not Mean For This To Happen But He Sure As Fuck Isn't Complaining.

    Or, alternatively, Eridan passes Kankri's place on his way to his moirail's place, and Kankri is too curious for his own good.

    Language:
    English
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    6,336
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    56
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

    Language:
    English
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    21,892
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1587
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    practice for my skin. expect edits later.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    40
    Hits:
    338
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    Kanaya kinda sorta accidentally forgets a VERY important date.

    Language:
    English
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    422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    A story of six friends playing a game through pesterlogs. It isn't much of a happy story, however, for you see, this fairytale isn't too keen on "Happily Ever After".

    UPDATES SLOWLY. BE WARNED.

    --
    I fixed the coding in the first chapter, now to put it in the main tag where this fic SHOULD be.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    And all at once there was calm. It was like the shocking realisation of inertia, a moment of sudden, abrupt peace and tranquility, staring into his eyes with a mixture of disbelief and. And love. You still loved this boy- this...this stupid, beautiful, selfish boy, trapped in a grown man's body. And all at once it was over, the storm dropped replaced by something all the more heated and charged, and he took the opportunity to say something unexpected. Not abruptly, not like an order. He just said it. Like it was expected and intended for you to do so.

    "Kiss me," He said.

    You did.

    - - -

    Inertia, noun.

    The tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged.

    Time apart doesn't always make something go away.

    - - -
    8tracks playlist:
    http://8tracks.com/bakeroni/inertia-a-johndave-fanfic-mix

    Series
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    English
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    63,068
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3044
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    TT: I know how much you hate color-coded walls of text.
    TT: So mea culpa, I guess.

    Language:
    English
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    1,433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Based on the tumblr prompt by acekankrivantas;

    "Jane takes Gamzee to a human carnival."

    Which is exactly what happens, but with a bit more fluff and unnecessary angst added to the mix. Also Calliope is the best daughter a teenage alien clown juggalo could ask for.

    Series
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    English
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    9,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    78
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
    English
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    21,927
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    332
    Kudos:
    435
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    4142
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're taking a jump to the left, doing pelvic trusts and getting weirded out by the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    248,016
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    732
    Kudos:
    385
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    19047

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