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    In which a broken "freezing box" is the catalyst to Dave and Karkat working out their emotions. Contains alien terminology, one potentially angst-filled discussion, and intense fluff.

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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    60
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    441
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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. 

    There were three signs of imminent upheaval to come—other than the fact that the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse were at war, with the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring converging on them both. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit fell dead for unknown reasons. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. He was a nobody, unlike Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure exactly why she wanted them to go to Derse City, but he went along with it.

    The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty.

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    English
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    130,452
    Chapters:
    28/?
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    130
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    195
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    2733
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    Dave Strider's father, a prominent detective, is tasked with infiltrating the Midnight Crew. Dave, worried about his father's safety, decides to do a little undercover work of his own and tries to befriend the boss's son, Karkat Vantas.

    Language:
    English
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    173,904
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    208
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

    Series
    • Part 1 of 0k
    Language:
    English
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    77,806
    Chapters:
    155/?
    Comments:
    313
    Kudos:
    394
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    7221
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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    135,642
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    599
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    5434
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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

    {Told Through A Collection of Pesterlogs}

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    English
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    5,331
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    910
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    accipitralAvenger [AA] began trolling cachaemicConcealment [CC]

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    5
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    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    Adults say that kind of thing all the time. What happens when you're faced with all new situations and you have no idea how to cope?

    If you're Dave, you get the hell on with it, man. Shit ain't gonna do itself.

    Series
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    English
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    29,526
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    694
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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

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    English
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    21,912
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    21
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    129
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1233
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    It started out as a joke, she'll swear it to her dying day. Getting under Schroeder's skin was supposed to be the crowning achievement of Lucy's time stuck in middle school, until one day she realised it wasn't a joke anymore. Can she recover from this blunder, or will Lucy Van Pelt finally admit defeat?

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    1,515
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    1/1
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    1
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    RD: heyyyy
    RD: sup?
    SS: Oh.
    SS: It’s you.
    SS: How did you get this comm frequency again?
    RD: oh come onnnnn
    RD: you gave this to me
    RD: and were all like ‘dude you should totally call me because you’re really hot and im gonna miss you while you’re on your awesome space adventure while im wasting my time with politics or whatever’
    SS: Yes, I’m sure that’s exactly what I said.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    204
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    Just some nonsense stuff I wrote. Mostly humor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    438
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    In a world where trolls and humans live alongside each other, Dave Strider and John Egbert have two different approaches to inter-species relationships.

    OR

    The one where Karkat dates John, Gamzee hates Dave and the two human boys learn that troll genetic material is more calorific than its human counterpart.

    UPDATE: I added two new chapters, this fic actually contains kink material now.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Roadhog just wants to read. Junkrat just wants to get off. They can't both win.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1028
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    Dave and Karkat are intergalactic pen pals, originally paired together for an extra credit school outreach project. Now, three years of correspondence later, they're best friends... and Karkat is finally coming to Earth as an exchange student.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,145
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    159
    Kudos:
    723
    Bookmarks:
    173
    Hits:
    5976
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    Sollux can't sleep.
    Eridan can't sleep because Sollux is waking him up with the dumbest stuff and maybe also relevant questions as to where the fuck he is and what the fuck he is doing.
    (Sollux can't admit to missing Eridan.)

     With friends and shipmates weighing in, and a secret hidden between the message logs, how will this turn out?

    (No Game AU where Eridan joined the Alternian fleet. Slow build.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,767
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    236
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2113
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    Twelve friends play a game.

    Language:
    English
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    4,667
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    146
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,327
    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    2
    Hits:
    101
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    When Jake receives a handful of messages from Dirk at an odd time, he doesn't think much of it. But when the conversation ends abruptly and is followed by complete radio silence from both Dirk and the Auto Responder for days on end, he begins to worry.

    He later discovers that his worry was well-founded.

    (Man could this description be cheesier. Whatever.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,868
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    482

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