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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

    Language:
    English
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    37,053
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1655
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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,007
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    183
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1036
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    One day, the whole world is going to acknowledge you as that one guy who finally made contact with aliens, but if you had known that getting drunk was going to lead up to abduction, potential anal probing, and becoming the worst cult sacrifice this side of the galaxy, you probably would have just stayed at home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,755
    Chapters:
    5/13
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1139
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    Dave Strider's father, a prominent detective, is tasked with infiltrating the Midnight Crew. Dave, worried about his father's safety, decides to do a little undercover work of his own and tries to befriend the boss's son, Karkat Vantas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,779
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1326
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,345
    Chapters:
    33/34
    Comments:
    882
    Kudos:
    1149
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
    14246
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    When Jake receives a handful of messages from Dirk at an odd time, he doesn't think much of it. But when the conversation ends abruptly and is followed by complete radio silence from both Dirk and the Auto Responder for days on end, he begins to worry.

    He later discovers that his worry was well-founded.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,548
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    96
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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. He could remember the fifth, sixth, and parts of the seventh with more clarity than he could remember last week, but the first four years were all but lost to the unending stream of time. 

    A dead Queen. A missing King. The forces of Prospit and Derse are at war on two fronts--with each other, and with the deadly, enigmatic forces of the Furthest Ring from the north. Naturally, a whole bunch of teenagers are responsible for fixing everything.

    [[Pseudo-modern kingdom AU; medieval fantasy tropes]]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,536
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1633
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    EB: okay, maybe i should have started with:
    EB: wanna cyber?
    EB: dty?
    TT: Well shucks.
    TT: When you put it that way, yiff me hard, dude.

    m/m established relationship BL yaoi that means boy on boy dont like dont read

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,314
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    197
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    Sherlock goes out for the night to check on a robbery gone wrong in a old bank. John is out with some friend and Lestrade and Mycroft are out on a date while Miss Hudson stays in with the kids.

    Of course, not wanting to miss out on a chance of an adventure the two sneak out to join the detective in another round of fun. When a couple of bad guys break into the crime scene it's up to the kids to save the days.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,519
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    53
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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

    Series
    • Part 1 of 0k
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,653
    Chapters:
    145/?
    Comments:
    267
    Kudos:
    344
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    6114
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,296
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    301
    Kudos:
    503
    Bookmarks:
    116
    Hits:
    10358
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    When the game ends, all pieces reset to the beginning of the game. But rather than erase a sweep and a half, and potentially let all the original events happen all over again, something must be changed. Time must pass. Friends and enemies cannot meet. Shit cannot go down.

    "Oi, Captor!" you hear the rustblood shout. "Got a visitor kid, says 'e knows you. You know 'im?"
    After a few more seconds of footsteps and background chatter, a pair of familiar orbs glowing red and blue appear at the slot in the door. Your friend's eyes glare at you from the darkness, a dim bicolored light washing over your face outside. He sneers and narrows his eyes.
    "Who the fuck are you?"
    Oh hell no.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,870
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    52
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    The trolls discover a book on human astronomy and notice some familiar symbols.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    998
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    113
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    Eridan makes friends with Frisk online by mistake and after getting in a couple of fights with his friends, goes to visit.
    With the Orphaner off planet, all hell is breaking loose with Feferi and his friends back home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,082
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Dave is actually really expressive.

    You don’t know how you didn’t notice earlier. You watched him and the other human kids on the viewports all the time, so you don’t understand why you're only just starting to decipher his body language. For all that he tries to keep a bland, disinterested look on his face at all times, you can read him like an open paper-based fiction brick. It's strange how no one else seems to be able to.

    (You used to be able to read Gamzee like that, be able to tell if he was going to be sweet and gentle and when he was going to fly into a rage. You used to hate the anticipation. Now you can't tell at all, and it's worse.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,952
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    382
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    In a story told entirely in their chat's group memo during their session, in a doomed Beforus timeline, Kurloz decides to research slightly more into his aspect. Soon afterwards, he decides, "fuck it, I'm the leader now".

    All shit hits the fan after that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    114
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    150,600
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    252
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    8109
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    20 years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,542
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1166
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    Karkat decides to open a memo so the newly revived Beforus and Alternian ancestors can meet each other, and discuss what to do now they are alive again.

    It kind of descends into madness.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,825
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    385
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    After being graciously DEBUNKED following a slightly altered series of events concerning the duel between Eridan Ampora and Sollux Captor, the Prince of Hope is sent out with the Thief of Light on a mission.

    Against all odds, they make a pretty good team.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    102

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