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    All my written fills for the seventh bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These fills were written as remixes of other people's fills for previous rounds of HSWC. Links to the original inspirations will be included in chapter notes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,575
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    229
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    CG: JOHN, YOU NOOKSUCKING PUSTULE ON THE HARRY ASSHOLE OF SOCIETY.
    CG: WE HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER IN THREE YEARS AND THIS IS THE GREETING I GET.
    CG: WELL FUCK YOU, YOU GRUB.
    CG: I CAN’T BELIEVE I THOUGHT
    CG: YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,074
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    145
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week, a very special NSFW chapter, with 'Pirates' by Joone.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    159,101
    Chapters:
    14/25
    Comments:
    384
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    7188
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    You think you know him. After all, not many people wear such stupid shades in public. Ben Stiller? Lame.

    (for the anon who dropped this in my box: waiting in the airport and flight gets delayed "How hey, I think I've seen you in one of my classes at uni?" Au)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    310
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    He’s kneeling down between your legs, and the amount of undivided attention being focused on you at this very second makes you want to fidget, makes you want to say ‘relax, bro,’ anything to break the tension. You hold your breath and don’t say a word.

    These are my overtly sexual fills for the 2014 Homestuck Shipping World Cup. My G-T pieces for the bonus rounds are in their own posts, but all my bonus round fills that get too explicit for those stories are going to be posted here. Again, relevant warnings will be posted at the beginning of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,438
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1084
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    Jade notices that everyone's drifted apart too much since the game's ended and everyone's been dumped in this new world where trolls and humans coexist in relative harmony. She decides that the best way to solve that is to go on a massive camping trip! Of course, Karkat ends up being the sucker to organize it all, but finally everything is ready.
    A thirty-two person camping trip featuring every troll and human player from Homestuck.
    This can only end well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,786
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    195
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,062
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    536
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    Another meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45065508#cmt45065508

    "Nepeta and Equius are discussing romantic entanglements and somehow it gets to who Equius finds acceptable for a matesprit for Nepeta. Of course the only type of person he would find acceptable for his dear moirail is for someone of a common hue of his own or higher, and, well, not many of the options are all that attractive to him.

    Except Horuss.

    Nepeta finds this outrageous and fights with Equius for a bit before she's willing to give him a chance.

    Horuss is still a bit off since his break up with Rufioh but is willing to give it a shot.

    Nepeta is the rogue of heart and steals his heart and she ends up liking him a whole lot more than she expected."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,942
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    877
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    What it says on the can - a collection of shorter fills for HSWC 2014.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,371
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    150
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    The problem with online dating, Jade finds, is that her girlfriend is a boring party pooper who doesn't want to visit or travel with her anywhere.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    116
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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

    --

    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

    --

    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

    Series
    • Part 1 of 2x2
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,987
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    388
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    8721
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    I miss, I miss the way you sigh yourself to sleep.

     

    It was supposed to be a drunken one-night stand. You were never supposed to see him again. You don't do relationships, and you certainly don't fall in love, especially not with straight boys who have girlfriends and minimal interest in you, anyways. And yet, you can't stop thinking about his stupid blue eyes and too-loud laugh and the way his lips felt on yours. You can't stop wanting it again, and you don't know how to say no to him.

    Your name is Dave Strider and you are completely, utterly screwed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,778
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    305
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    John forgets to log out of Pesterchum, and ends up getting a drunken confession from his best friend and room mate Dave.
    At first he brushes it off as Dave being drunk, but when he opens his eye's a little, he notices things he never did before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,543
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    918
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    Dave finally tells the story of how he got arrested.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    258
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    What happens when Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido become moirails?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,935
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    303
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    All my written fills for the fifth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of quotes, both real and fake, attributed to real people, fictional sources, or song lyrics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,795
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    350
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    Dave knows he's a Strider, Rose is off in college, Dirk's moved clear across the country, and Roxy is struggling to cope with all the changes.

    It's business as usual, then.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,991
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1031
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    TG: oh my god bro
    TG: i didnt want to believe it but this confirms it
    TG: youre actually fucking whipped
    TG: whipped like heavy cream
    TG: whipped like i cant believe its not butter
    TG: whipped like the chocolate in a mars bar
    TG: i cant believe you youre a disgrace to striders everywhere

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    392
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    Dirk and John suck at dating, Dave sucks at cockblocking, and Rose and Bro are just here to sit back and enjoy the show.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,218
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    898
  20. Tags
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    All my written fills for the fourth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of tropes, or common recurring literary themes/devices/motifs/cliches.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,978
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    535

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