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    Summary

    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,095
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1280
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    Vriska attempts to have a casual conversation with Kanaya. They both fail.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    17
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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to figure out who she is along the way.

    Language:
    English
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    3,000
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    41
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,452
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    748
    Kudos:
    1031
    Bookmarks:
    151
    Hits:
    12148
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    Eridan makes friends with Frisk online by mistake and after getting in a couple of fights with his friends, goes to visit.
    With the Orphaner off planet, all hell is breaking loose with Feferi and his friends back home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,959
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    One day, the whole world is going to acknowledge you as that one guy who finally made contact with aliens, but if you had known that getting drunk was going to lead up to abduction, potential anal probing, and becoming the worst cult sacrifice this side of the galaxy, you probably would have just stayed at home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,035
    Chapters:
    4/13
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    854
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    Better stick games with your dog, through physics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    38
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    When your family is spread out across the country and includes all your friends, you have to make the most of the time you spend together.

    It's not just the Strider-Lalonde clan anymore. The family is extending in all kinds of ways, and friends are always welcome.

    Family events are definitely more fun that way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,271
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    756
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    In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

    Also there's animes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,734
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    616
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    "I'm starting to get the impression that you aren't taking this very seriously," Dirk says, and the way his eyebrows pinch together is not a good sign. Jake's been earning a lot of pinched-eyebrows, lately. He is starting to wonder if maybe he isn't a very good boyfriend. A good boyfriend would be less exhausted at the prospect of spending more time with the object of their affection. A better boyfriend would have found some way by now to leverage that time into fewer planetary expeditions and more explorations of a more personal and intimate nature.

    Set about 6 weeks into the alpha session. I thought a bit about how Roxy said the "writing was on the wall" with these two from the start and what the earlier days must have been like. And then promptly wrote like twelve thousand words where half is just shameless smut so hey ENJOY

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,912
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    493
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    There was a sudden explosion and a rush of white noise. The exit door swung off its hinges. The universe would wait no more for its heroes.

    The Game was won. And that’s all they worried about.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,402
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    489
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    John accidentally introduces the concept of homosexuality to Jade via Karkat. It goes exactly as the title implies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,803
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    196
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    Jane and Dirk cheer each other up after a bad day.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    131
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    I thought too hard about scenes that happened in the GO timeline that we never saw the retcon version of and then this came out. The "will we still be able to be best bros" conversation re-imagined for post-retcon. Somehow Karkat is even more insecure. Also I always wanted Rose and Karkat to talk in canon so hey have a bunch of them too, thanks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,502
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    993
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    Dave Strider loves his brother. He adores his older brother, the one that always helps him out and gives him advice and makes sure he's well fed and clean and feeling in tip-top shape. Too bad his Bro is nothing like that.

    ((updates saturdays/sundays))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,045
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    408
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    Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.

    And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,421
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4271
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    142,452
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    7033
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    About three things I was absolutely positive.
    First, Gamzee was a juggalo.
    Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that might be- that didn't know how magnets worked.
    And third, I fucking hated his stoned ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,842
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    151
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    After all is said and done, Terezi sends a message.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    129
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    I couldn't come up with a good title. Anyway, this starts with you moving from California to live with the Striders. You meet all your friends on pesterchum in person and eventually meet and love your matesprit ;)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,910
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1748

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