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    CA: oh come ON sol
    CA: wwe both knoww you're flushed for kar
    CA: don't evven TRY to hide this from me
    TA: oh my god
    TA: no ED you're 2o 2tupid
    TA: you couldnt be more wrong
    CA: yeah right
    CA: I see that wway you fuckin look at him
    TA: oh you know maybe ii look at him a certaiin way becau2e HE2 MY BE2T FRIIEND 2O II LOOK AT HIIM WIITH KIINDNE22
    CA: oh.. Um, oh. Sorry, I kinda thought I wwas your best friend..
    TA: 2hiit iim 2orry ED ii didn't mean liike.... Ughh

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    8/?
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    Karkat Vantas has a question that spurs many others.

    Series
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    342
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

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    31,373
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1031
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    AU in which Dad is a foster parent and Jade is just another in a long line of orphans.

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    1/?
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    CG: EVERYONE’S TRYING TO TROLL ME. I GUESS IT’S NICE TO SEE THEY CARE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT ME.
    CG: NICE TO SEE I MANAGED TO *NOT* SCREW UP A SINGLE ASPECT OF MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE.
    CG: IF ANY OF THIS MANAGES TO SOAK INTO YOUR SLIME-ADDLED PAN PLEASE TELL THEM TO FORGET ABOUT ME.
    CG: I NEVER MATTERED IN THE END.
    CG: NOTHING EVER FUCKING WELL DOES.

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    English
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    8,225
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    744
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    "Nick Cage went god tier before the apocalypse, he will never die. Not even heroically, because he will kick too much ass. Or he will do something cowardly at the last minute to save himself, in the nick of time (this is also his title). He is that good." - Andrew Hussie's formspring

    Nicolas Cage and John Travolta play SBURB. Yes, it's exactly as dumb as it sounds. If not dumber.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A brief video call starts a conversation that clumsily moves mountains.

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    1/1
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    1
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    EB: so i snuck in and saw karkat was no where to be found

    EB: and then i noticed his forbidden closet was open and i-


    TG: woah wait he has a forbidden closet

    TG: like what are we talking about here like a closet that holds all sorts of dark terrible secrets that would reveal karkat as mass murderer number four or a secret passage to troll narnia and karkat is the guard or

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    457
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    CG: THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ADMITTEDLY PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT ROMANCE.

     

    In which Karkat blocks half the cast, Sollux can unblock himself, and John quickly loses control of his memo.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    AG: Um.
    AG: I do+n't really think I'm gay anymo+re.
    TG: oh
    TG: woah
    TG: ok

    Language:
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    999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    Two close brothers who hold a casual facade reach a sudden hardship that shatters one of their dignities to pieces. And the clock is ticking. Dave and Dirk go one a long, agonizing road trip home.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    791
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we slam and jam and slam in 'Space Jam'.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    502
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have a cool idea that possibly might blow up in your face.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and your friendless existence is about to take a turn.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    The Most Important Character
    It will range from Gamzee to other characters of being "the most important character".

    Series
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    135
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    A collection of dumb crossover oneshots/minifics.
    Most of these will definitely be Dave/Homura. I'm pretty sure all of these will be Dave/Homura
    Themes will vary, and tags will update!

    Language:
    English
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    544
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    154
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    When Terezi Pyrope, one of the demigods mortals call the Exalted, discovers that her old enemy Vriska Serket is alive and returning to Chiaroscuro, their resurgent conflict quickly draws in many of the active Exalted in the area.

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    21,905
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    43
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    Dave knows he's a Strider, Rose is off in college, Dirk's moved clear across the country, and Roxy is struggling to cope with all the changes.

    It's business as usual, then.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,302
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1372
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    What it says on the can - a collection of shorter fills for HSWC 2014.

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    English
    Words:
    4,353
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    324

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