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    Don't stop until eternity. And even then.

    (Davekat, meteor to can land to earth c and on. Happy anniversary.)

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    When the meteor was set on it's long journey, Sollux stayed behind. Karkat is now an emotional mess because of this and never wants to wake up.

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    As the city of Skaia is torn apart by a war between a preacher and a drug lord/cult leader, is SGAME (the popular new mmorpg) really that important?

    yes. yes it is.

    ch1> be the shouting mexican child
    ch2>???

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    3/?
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    In which Dave and John get married, talk about their dicks, start dating, and then whip out their dicks.

    In that order.

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    It's hard being a kid and no one understands. Except it's not just the kids having problems, and everyone understands.

    Dave's living off campus, Rose is back on her feet, Roxy's got too much on her plate, and Dirk has no idea what's coming. Friendships change, relationships grow, and The Mayor's friendship remains a universal constant.

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    1/?
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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. 

    There were three signs of imminent upheaval to come—other than the fact that the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse were at war, with the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring converging on them both. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit fell dead for unknown reasons. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. He was a nobody, unlike Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure exactly why she wanted them to go to Derse City, but he went along with it.

    The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty.

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    39/?
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    Sollux can't sleep.
    Eridan can't sleep because Sollux is waking him up with the dumbest stuff and maybe also relevant questions as to where the fuck he is and what the fuck he is doing.
    (Sollux can't admit to missing Eridan.)

     With friends and shipmates weighing in, and a secret hidden between the message logs, how will this turn out?

    (No Game AU where Eridan joined the Alternian fleet. Slow build.)

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    37/?
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    Today, the 13 of april, is this young boys birthday. But it feels like something will go terribly wrong.

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    5/?
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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

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    • Part 1 of 0k
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    27
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    Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.

    Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.

    As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?

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    Title translation for Alternian readers:
    IN WHICH THE ALIEN PROTAGONIST ATTEMPTS TO BOND MORE CLOSELY WITH HIS MALE TROLL FRIEND, ABOUT WHOM HE HAS CONFUSED ROMANTIC FEELINGS, VIA THE MEDIUM OF EROTIC LITERATURE WRITING.
    RATED 8+ SWEEPS FOR MENTIONS OF EQUIPMENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE, GENITALIA, CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITES, AND FREQUENT FREUDIAN SLIPS.

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    1
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    Ok so everyone knows Dave and Dirk had a long amazing talk that presumably ended with Dave asking him for advice on the Being Not Straight stuff. My problem is, Dave also spent three years with his gloriously gay twin sister on a fucking space rock while he was right in the middle of coming to terms with all this stuff. So I wrote this mostly to reconcile the gap I think exists there, with a bunch of other Dave centric stuff thrown in with it.

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    Trollian in the new universe, with the beta kids, alpha kids, and trolls.

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    New Years (pt. 1) -- You don't think you'll ever understand why David feels such the intense need to cook and bake something so very extravagant for dinner every year on December 31st.

    Valentine's Day -- GT: So what do you say right ol pal? Mind flying me to the moon?

    St. Patrick's Day -- This much green might be a little much. You will definitely have to talk to David about this. He has a holiday problem, you think.

    Easter -- Yet to be finished.

    Father's Day -- Yet to be finished.

    Independence Day/Fourth of July -- Yet to be finished.

    Halloween -- Yet to be finished.

    Thanksgiving -- Yet to be finished.

    Christmas -- Yet to be finished.

    Birthday -- Yet to be finished.

    New Years (pt. 2) -- Yet to be finished.

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    1
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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

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    37/?
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    209
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    25
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    A pro, or con, of having a bifurcated mind is that you can never agree on anything. You try cajoling, begging, reasoning. But really the only way to get anything done is to guilt trip your self into doing it. Because you make yourself more miserable not doing the thing then the misery of doing it. But then you spend so long self-flagellating that you get all miserable before you even start.
    AKA Sollux didn't get any work done today.

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    Does Dirk Strider is a furry? The truth come out.
    (Dirk explains an ancient art form.)

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    "GA: W41T, W41T, W4IT.
    GA: YOU'R3 LOS1NG M3 4 L1TTL3 H3R3, K4NR4.
    GA: DO YOU H4T3 H1M L1K3 "1 W4NT YOU L1T3R4LLY D34D" H4T3? OR DO YOU L1K3 - "H4T3 H4T3" H1M?"
    Izaya finds an interesting online acquaintance in the dollar's chat room.

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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

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    English
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    159,029
    Chapters:
    65/?
    Comments:
    718
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    487
    Bookmarks:
    53
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    7691

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