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    Rose Lalonde is a sheltered, spoiled, somewhat damaged kid.

    She really needs to see the light.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,832
    Chapters:
    16/23
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    756
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    149,895
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    348
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    5247
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    So this is dumb and cheesy and open-ended and I was gonna end it less openly but timelines and retjohns are a bitch.

    Language:
    English
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    927
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    1
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    Dave creates a plan to erase this crush he has on his best friend. Little did he know that is would work just as well as a chocolate frog in an oven.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,206
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    642
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    In all fifteen years Dave has spent on this planet, it seemed nothing important ever changed, and he sat and watched and did what he always did.

    Then he makes an unexpected discovery and staying in his designated place is the least thing he wants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,061
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    665
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    Dave makes a memo in which the purpose is to discuss some recent events.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    205
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    Basically, Dave lets off some steam about his feelings for bro. To John. In Pesterchum.

    It's not as comedic as you'd think.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    377
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81
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    TG: is it actually a thing to preserve nothing but someones eyelids
    TG: should i google it
    TG: im googling it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    468
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    47
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    CG: …
    CG: WELL?
    TT: This is certainly something.
    CG: OH GOD. DON’T SUGARCOAT IT, ROSE, IT WON’T MAKE IT TASTE ANY BETTER GOING DOWN.
    TT: As my dear ectoslime brother would say: calm your tits, Karkat.
    TT: It’s very interesting in a way I’m having trouble putting into words.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,264
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    470
    Bookmarks:
    86
    Hits:
    3731
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    And all at once there was calm. It was like the shocking realisation of inertia, a moment of sudden, abrupt peace and tranquility, staring into his eyes with a mixture of disbelief and. And love. You still loved this boy- this...this stupid, beautiful, selfish boy, trapped in a grown man's body. And all at once it was over, the storm dropped replaced by something all the more heated and charged, and he took the opportunity to say something unexpected. Not abruptly, not like an order. He just said it. Like it was expected and intended for you to do so.

    "Kiss me."

    You did.

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    Inertia, noun.

    The tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged.

    Time apart doesn't always make something go away.

    - - -
    8tracks playlist:
    http://8tracks.com/bakeroni/inertia-a-johndave-fanfic-mix

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,507
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1463
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    The 19 year old Eridan Ampora needs to find out what happened with him and his best friend Sollux Captor.

    - A developing love story between Eridan and Sollux-

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,620
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    193
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    There is only one reason for Kyoya’s behaviour and Tamaki, after weeks of watching and analyzing, had finally figured it out. This new found epiphany, if anything, should bring them closer together? So why is it keeping them apart?
    Maybe if he hounds Kyoya about the issue until Kyoya cracks, maybe then Kyoya will admit to being in love with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,311
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    142
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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

    --

    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

    Series
    • Part 1 of 2x2
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    87,573
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    513
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
    11702
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    Lots of things were big in Texas, except the portion of the population that were cowboys who owned apartment buildings and worked in a burlesque parlor downtown. That subgroup didn't match a whole lot of people. When you really stop and think about it, there's only one person in this whole state that fits that statistic.

    And he just so happens to be the man you pay rent to every month on the 13th.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,963
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    237
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    In which Dave flirts too much and Karkat really needs to get some sleep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,140
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    473
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    "DAMN IT!" Karkat threw the closest thing against the wall, which just so happened to be one of the many clown horns that Karkat hadn't gotten around to cleaning up yet. The sound it made as it hit just made Karkat even more enraged. "FUCKING SHIT!!" he punched a wall and the sight of his own blood when his nails dug into his skin to hard drained all the rage from him. He watched daze for a minute as the bright red liquid dripped slowly down his arm before the first frustrated tear came and he screamed. A raw, quiet, throaty scream that trailed off into a quite keen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,353
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    147
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    20+ Characters from Homestuck having conversations over pesterchum.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,639
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    387
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    Or: Sometimes it's better not to be in the same fandom as your friends

    From Kinkmeme prompt: "The Signs as Bad Fanfic Writers"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,486
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    373
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,324
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2940
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    Summary

    I take BroDave requests on my writing blog

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,090
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    16

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