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    "GA: W41T, W41T, W4IT.
    GA: YOU'R3 LOS1NG M3 4 L1TTL3 H3R3, K4NR4.
    GA: DO YOU H4T3 H1M L1K3 "1 W4NT YOU L1T3R4LLY D34D" H4T3? OR DO YOU L1K3 - "H4T3 H4T3" H1M?"
    Izaya finds an interesting online acquaintance in the dollar's chat room.

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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

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    • Part 1 of 0k
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    166/?
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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. 

    There were three signs of imminent upheaval to come—other than the fact that the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse were at war, with the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring converging on them both. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit fell dead for unknown reasons. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. He was a nobody, unlike Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure exactly why she wanted them to go to Derse City, but he went along with it.

    The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty.

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    38/?
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    Dave Strider's father, a prominent detective, is tasked with infiltrating the Midnight Crew. Dave, worried about his father's safety, decides to do a little undercover work of his own and tries to befriend the boss's son, Karkat Vantas.

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    New Years (pt. 1) -- You don't think you'll ever understand why David feels such the intense need to cook and bake something so very extravagant for dinner every year on December 31st.

    Valentine's Day -- GT: So what do you say right ol pal? Mind flying me to the moon?

    St. Patrick's Day -- Yet to be finished.

    Easter -- Yet to be finished.

    Father's Day -- Yet to be finished.

    Independence Day/Fourth of July -- Yet to be finished.

    Halloween -- Yet to be finished.

    Thanksgiving -- Yet to be finished.

    Christmas -- Yet to be finished.

    Birthday -- Yet to be finished.

    New Years (pt. 2) -- Yet to be finished.

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    Comments:
    5
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    Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.

    Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.

    As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    lawlightning42 asked "idea for the davekat thing: what if someone broke the coffee machine?"

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    25
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    1
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    TG: thats a fucking depressing joke btw
    TG: i mean even discounting the whole
    TG: dude named dave killing an evil supercomputer
    TG: thing

    in which hal and davesprite meet, become friends, and become family

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    Right as you’re finally wading into the delicious, warm water you hear a choking noise behind you. Curiously, you look behind you to the sight of Nepeta’s face flushed a shockingly strong olive color and Jade undressing herself to reveal… nothing underneath. Oh. Oh wow. What are those nubs? Why is there hair down there? And more importantly, why is Jade *so glubbing toned*?
    -
    TROLL GOOGLE HISTORY LOG

    TROLL GOOGL---E )(OW DO I KNOW IF MY FRIEND IS PAL--E FLIRTING WITH M-E

    TROLL GOOGL-E )(OW ABOUT ASH-EN FLIRTING

    TROLL GOOGL-E W)(Y AR-E ALI-ENS SO )(OT

    W)(AT AR-E )(UMAN NUDITY CUSTOMS

    W)(AT AR-E T)(OSE CHEST NUBS FOR TROLL GOOGL-E

    W)(Y IS T)(-ER-E *)(AIR* DOWN T)(-ER-E??

    )(OW QUICKLY CAN P-EOPLE VACILLAT-E TROLL GOOGL-E

    TROLL GOOGL---E ANSW---ER M---E!!

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    In which Rose pesters Dave, and they both struggle to do their homework.

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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

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    Chapters:
    63/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    455
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    44
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    They say there are people who so embody their aspects that they are the mortal embodiment of the Gods. This doesn't get them much other than a one way ticket into the military, though, where they stand as the front line against chaos and disorder in the galaxy. Gamzee and Nepeta are two such children called into service, but the nature of their abilities have limited them far more than it has helped them. And when they finally get the chance to prove themselves, all hell breaks loose.

    And somewhere, someone is calling to the darkness to destroy it all.

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    a rapidly escalating series of embarrassing events that occur too early in the fucking morning

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    2/?
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    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    Adults say that kind of thing all the time. What happens when you're faced with all new situations and you have no idea how to cope?

    If you're Dave, you get the hell on with it, man. Shit ain't gonna do itself.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    It's the post-Sburb world, there are too many people all the time, and tonight Roxy wants to grab Dirk and flee screaming to a (pair of) faraway mountains.

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    Comments:
    6
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    Dirk and Roxy are as close as two people can get without it being sexual. One day, Dirk recieves some pretty devastating news. In the wake of this news, Dirk makes a new friend in the form of a nine-year-old named Jake English.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    A collab collection of Pesterlogs Aster initiates with Dave's friends and Dave himself! Set within interconnected chapters leading up to SBURB.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    Chapters:
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    Sollux can't sleep.
    Eridan can't sleep because Sollux is waking him up with the dumbest stuff and maybe also relevant questions as to where the fuck he is and what the fuck he is doing.
    (Sollux can't admit to missing Eridan.)

     With friends and shipmates weighing in, and a secret hidden between the message logs, how will this turn out?

    (No Game AU where Eridan joined the Alternian fleet. Slow build.)

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    English
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    17,940
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2435

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