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    I thought too hard about scenes that happened in the GO timeline that we never saw the retcon version of and then this came out. The "will we still be able to be best bros" conversation re-imagined for post-retcon. Somehow Karkat is even more insecure. Also I always wanted Rose and Karkat to talk in canon so hey have a bunch of them too, thanks.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    258
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    Dave Strider loves his brother. He adores his older brother, the one that always helps him out and gives him advice and makes sure he's well fed and clean and feeling in tip-top shape. Too bad his Bro is nothing like that.

    ((updates saturdays/sundays))

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    English
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    8,045
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    317
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    Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.

    And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,421
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    4088
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

    Language:
    English
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    142,452
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    217
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    6783
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    English
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    60,777
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    724
    Kudos:
    983
    Bookmarks:
    147
    Hits:
    11431
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    About three things I was absolutely positive.
    First, Gamzee was a juggalo.
    Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that might be- that didn't know how magnets worked.
    And third, I fucking hated his stoned ass.

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    English
    Words:
    3,842
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    142
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    When your family is spread out across the country and includes all your friends, you have to make the most of the time you spend together.

    It's not just the Strider-Lalonde clan anymore. The family is extending in all kinds of ways, and friends are always welcome.

    Family events are definitely more fun that way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,176
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    331
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    After all is said and done, Terezi sends a message.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    94
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    I couldn't come up with a good title. Anyway, this starts with you moving from California to live with the Striders. You meet all your friends on pesterchum in person and eventually love your matesprit ;)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,910
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1202
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    Aradia has wings every day.

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    English
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    79
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    75
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    Dave and Dirk have a highly ironic, partially sincere discussion about their parenting tactics.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,027
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    174
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    Dave, go to bed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    171
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    Okay, Joe sort of sounds like he’s been sniffing something a little more hardcore than glue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,129
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    655
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    This isn't an epilogue.

    It's just the beginning.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,604
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1188
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    English
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    233,587
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    732
    Kudos:
    502
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    12475
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    Dirk and John suck at dating, Dave sucks at cockblocking, and Rose and Bro are just here to sit back and enjoy the show.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1887
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    The Doctor wasn't even aware that the Alternian Troll existed any longer until he runs into Karkat Vantas, left alone in a lab on a meteor with only the dead for company. Knowing how hard it is to be the last one of your kind, the Doctor takes the boy with him.

    Taken out of the game's playing field changes everything. Dream bubbles are still a thing but everything else... Thank God he's in the same reality as the Kids! But if someone is taken out of a doomed timeline, are they still doomed?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,365
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2022
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    John/Dave/Karkat shenanigans, feat. Sibling Drama & (long-awaited) Moirail Comforting

    First in a collection of oneshots following the same AU.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,740
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    140
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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,247
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    156
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1447
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    Dave Strider is very in love with a boy who's moved on.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    43
    Hits:
    460

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