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    Summary

    A bunch of pesterchum shenanigans updated whenever I feel like torturing myself with endless HTML

    Enjoy these ridiculous logs

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    3/?
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    1
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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    English
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    19,442
    Chapters:
    14/?
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    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2321
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    You laugh again. You can't help being a little hysterical at the thought of your own death, even if you deserve it.

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    5,630
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    91
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    Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.

    Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.

    As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    214
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
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    696
    Bookmarks:
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    Eridan makes friends with Frisk online by mistake and after getting in a couple of fights with his friends, goes to visit.
    With the Orphaner off planet, all hell is breaking loose with Feferi and his friends back home.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    792
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    When the meteor was set on it's long journey, Sollux stayed behind. Karkat is now an emotional mess because of this and never wants to wake up.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
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    14
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    1
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    Two idiots poke at recovery with a stick.

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    Chapters:
    1/4
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    41
    Bookmarks:
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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

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    Chapters:
    32/?
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    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

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    English
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    165,695
    Chapters:
    66/?
    Comments:
    751
    Kudos:
    503
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
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    Terezi Pyrope was the first of the joint clusterfuck Sburb-Sgrub sessions to die.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    EB: do you know what that means?
    TG: enlighten me
    EB: it means i have to pee really, really, badly.
    EB: how does that make you feel?
    TG: depressed

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Sollux can't sleep.
    Eridan can't sleep because Sollux is waking him up with the dumbest stuff and maybe also relevant questions as to where the fuck he is and what the fuck he is doing.
    (Sollux can't admit to missing Eridan.)

     With friends and shipmates weighing in, and a secret hidden between the message logs, how will this turn out?

    (No Game AU where Eridan joined the Alternian fleet. Slow build.)

    Language:
    English
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    19,568
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    335
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    3199
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    CG: HEY
    CG: IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I LAST HEARD FROM YOU
    CG: I KNOW YOU'RE PRETTY BUSY AND STUFF
    CG: BUT I HOPE YOU CAN SPARE A LITTLE TIME FOR ME SINCE I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND

    {Told Through A Collection of Pesterlogs}

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    11
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    This is completely pesterlogs but it was fun and inspired by Booknerd1127 who kept texting me (and letting me dump ideas on her). She said she wanted more Dirk/Kanaya so here is more Dirk/Kanaya.

    You're Welcome.

    Repost from my old account; Bookworm445

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    439
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    90
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    These ficlets will not make sense without having read Sunlightverse.

    1) Dadbert and the children. kissing booboos
    2) Dirk/Equius, 100d public kissyface.
    3) Psi/Condy, awkward black romance failure.
    4) eridan<3<nepeta: hunter or the hunted?
    5) Summoner<>Tavros<3<Dave, slam battle.
    6) Condesce kisses Karkat to sort out her red feels
    7) Bonus sequel for eridan<3<nepeta
    8) Dirk & Nepeta, sequel to 2
    9) Jane & Feferi about Psii
    10) Dave & Signless about Karkat & Psii - sequel to 9

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    English
    Words:
    8,077
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    429
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    6645
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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

    Series
    • Part 1 of 0k
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,653
    Chapters:
    190/200
    Comments:
    467
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    9459
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    Don't stop until eternity. And even then.

    (Davekat, meteor to can land to earth c and on. Happy anniversary.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1124
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    As the city of Skaia is torn apart by a war between a preacher and a drug lord/cult leader, is SGAME (the popular new mmorpg) really that important?

    yes. yes it is.

    ch1> be the shouting mexican child
    ch2>???

    Language:
    English
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    3,084
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    74

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