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    TG2: i thought you were fun mom
    TG: i AM fun mom
    TG: but mom comes first except 4 grammatically

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    1/?
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    2
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    Title translation for Alternian readers:
    IN WHICH THE ALIEN PROTAGONIST ATTEMPTS TO BOND MORE CLOSELY WITH HIS MALE TROLL FRIEND, ABOUT WHOM HE HAS CONFUSED ROMANTIC FEELINGS, VIA THE MEDIUM OF EROTIC LITERATURE WRITING.
    RATED 8+ SWEEPS FOR MENTIONS OF EQUIPMENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE, GENITALIA, CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITES, AND FREQUENT FREUDIAN SLIPS.
     
    Updates Mondays and Fridays in the lead-up to Valentine's day.

    Language:
    English
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    8,044
    Chapters:
    7/9
    Comments:
    112
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    209
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    1826
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    Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?

    This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, and the longest three years of their lives.

    ((updates fridays))

    Language:
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    72,004
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    516
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    1252
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    225
    Hits:
    16694
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    In all fifteen years Dave has spent on this planet, it seemed nothing important ever changed, and he sat and watched and did what he always did.

    Then he makes an unexpected discovery and staying in his designated place is the least thing he wants.

    - - -

    Dave felt giddy from laughter that wasn't his own, and it was with a reluctant redundancy that he asked the question after the door to his room had closed behind him.

    “So, what do you want to do now?”

    John, already sitting on the edge of Dave's bed, scrunched up his eyebrows and tapped his finger to his lips as if he had to think up an eloquent response.

    “You.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,500
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1906
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    Theo's a clever little shit and Stiles is done with his crap. Or the one where Theo tries to court Stiles with the help of his Chimera's.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,651
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    671
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    Two dysfunctional trolls happened to meet each other online. Their friendship evolves to something just a bit more than friendship, but what exactly is it? And how did this friendship come to be?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    454
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
    English
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    50,001
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    603
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    851
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    8963
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    Vriska has a problem, but aggressively pretends she doesn't; Dirk and Rose graciously take turns dissecting hapless newcomers; John and Feferi are friendleaders! and here to help! and just really goddamn suspicious in general; Dave is a trolling troll who trolls trolls with nothing to lose; Karkat is gloriously, bitterly ashen for everyone; and Aradia is always watching you. Yes, you.

    Meanwhile, time marches steadily closer to the day that all of their lives irrevocably change.

    And in the support group that nobody will admit is actually a support group, everyone tries their best to be strong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,099
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    52
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    This is a story about senior prom, and how one kid didn’t quite get it.

    TA: heh iit wouldn’t 2uprii2e me if kk waiit2 untiil the day before prom two pop the que2tiion.

    GC: TH3R3 1S NO W4Y 1N H3LL K4RK4T WOULD 4SK M3 TO PROM

    GC: 4ND 3V3N 1F H3 D1D, WHO KNOWS 1F 1 WOULD S4Y Y3S

    TA: oh plea2e tz, you’ve wanted two jump hii2 bone2 2iince halfway through miiddle 2chool.

    Language:
    English
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    17,503
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1572
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're observing the questionable horror brought about by the Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    273,154
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    850
    Kudos:
    440
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    22721
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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,490
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    817
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    As the city of Skaia is torn apart by a war between a preacher and a drug lord/cult leader, is SGAME (the popular new mmorpg) really that important?

    yes. yes it is.

    ch1> be the shouting mexican child
    ch2>???

    Language:
    English
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    1,183
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    33
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    Of course you know the Guardians of Childhood. You've known them since before you can remember and you'll know them till your memories are like twilight: Santa, The Tooth Fairy, Jack Frost, The Sandman, The Easter Bunny and so many others.

    Long before once upon a time could happen, even before the Golden Age ever existed, a game was played.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    630
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    34
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    Roxy/Auto-Responder – "Does this unit have a soul?" -Legion, Mass Effect 3

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    401
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
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    26
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    Steven, Connie, and all the Gems play Sburb; Pearl attempts to herd cats.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,683
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    216
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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,032
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    846
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    In which Dave has a dream, ice cream is eaten, and Karkat comforts Dave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,219
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    286
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    Your name is Dave Strider and your universe is DEAD. You have to find a safe place for your nubby-horned, alien companion in the DEPTHS OF SPACE. Under normal circumstances, you would be deader than your old universe, but you're no longer a MERE HUMAN, having ascended to god tier. The troll has not, but it helps that you hitch a ride on a FANCY SPACESHIP.

    All you need to do is find your MISSING FRIENDS and you are golden.

    >>AU after the scratch.

    USS Enterprise [UE] began texting turntechGodhead [TG] at ???
    UE: Hello. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration.
    UE: My communications officer picked up an odd signal from this location. Can we offer any assistance?
    --Now with FANART--

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,704
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    1745
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    "I do not begrudge you your power, just know that its abuse will bring your downfall."

    Karkat finally fully embraces his rightful duty to bring peace to his race, but even with the help of all his friends will he really end this successfully? Or will he end in failure like his ancestor?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,807
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    698
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    About three things I was absolutely positive.
    First, Gamzee was a juggalo.
    Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that might be- that didn't know how magnets worked.
    And third, I fucking hated his stoned ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,661
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    90

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