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    Twenty years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays and Thursdays.

    Act 1 in progress.

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    English
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    27,354
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    496
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    the alpha kids, beta kids and trolls are all part of a group chat courtesy of dave.

    aka just pesterlogs

    please don't shoot me

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,334
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    350
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    TT: You know, there is a sexuality called bisexual.
    TT: It does exist.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    128
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    Vriska has a problem, but aggressively pretends she doesn't; Dirk and Rose graciously take turns dissecting hapless newcomers; John and Feferi are friendleaders! and here to help! and just really goddamn suspicious in general; Dave is a trolling troll who trolls trolls with nothing to lose; Karkat is gloriously, bitterly ashen for everyone; and Aradia is always watching you. Yes, you.

    Meanwhile, time marches steadily closer to the day that all of their lives irrevocably change.

    And in the support group that nobody will admit is actually a support group, everyone tries their best to be strong.

    Language:
    English
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    17,919
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    253
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    CG: SHUT UP NOOKLICKER DON'T BLOW THIS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. IT'S SIMPLY ME WANTING TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS EITHER A) SUCKING FACE OR B) TOO BUSY TO REMEMBER THAT WE EXIST
    CG: OH *SO* SORRY FOR WANTING TO HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION, MY HUMBLEST APOLOGIES. I FORGOT TO WHOM I WAS SPEAKING TO.
    TG: wow
    CG: YEAH FUCKING "WOW". GOD I SOUND LIKE SUCH A NEEDIE LITTLE WIGGLER, I'LL JUST GO WALLOW IN MY OWN SHIT.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,268
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    362
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    TG: ok so my moms gonna b in ur town 2morrow doin a bok singing
    TG: *shinging
    TG: *signing
    TG: and
    TG: could u go?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    872
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    78
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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,227
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1502
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    Twelve friends play a game.

    Language:
    English
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    975
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    55
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    When your family is spread out across the country and includes all your friends, you have to make the most of the time you spend together.

    It's not just the Strider-Lalonde clan anymore. The family is extending in all kinds of ways, and friends are always welcome.

    Family events are definitely more fun that way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,533
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1075
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    UM: but now im curious
    SB: about what
    UM: about who has the biggest dick

     

    In which a misunderstanding leads to Leo's crushed confidence.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    362
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    You groan loudly to yourself to stop it, stop it, stop it, because she did something she definitely wasn't supposed to. You can't do that, you can't do that, that's not right.

    It's not right, damn it!

    ((Alternatively known as: Dirk goes on a quick shopping trip to Walmart with his family. Needless to say, things don't go quite as planned.))

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    199
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    The first year of middle school was full of harrowing experiences. Finally being in the same school as his three best internet friends was great (as the district had many more elementary schools than middle schools), but it also meant about three or four times as many bullies, breaking John's glasses, stealing his lunch, mocking his constant optimism. It wasn't John's fault that the world was so great! He was just a representative. But middle school was good, too! His teachers were always nice to him, and he got to hang around Dave, Jade, and Rose a lot more often.

    If he thought that schoolyard bullies were a difficulty, then what was coming next was going to hit him like a nuclear bag of bricks. 

     

    Homestuck mixed in a blender with equal parts Bokurano and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

    AKA: Homestuck, with giant robots!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,089
    Chapters:
    1/13
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    22
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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to figure out who she is along the way.

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    English
    Words:
    4,741
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    74
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    Rose and Jade have a conversation about growing tomatoes, which ends up turning into a conversation about the completely open-ended challenges of shaping and living in the new universe they and their friends have created.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,756
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    37
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    Her Draconian Justice, District Prosecutor Terezi Pyrope brings a notorious criminal to the courtblock, but Kanaya intercedes on his behalf.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    891
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    37
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    Vriska attempts to have a casual conversation with Kanaya. They both fail.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    48
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,452
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    765
    Kudos:
    1065
    Bookmarks:
    157
    Hits:
    12786
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    Eridan makes friends with Frisk online by mistake and after getting in a couple of fights with his friends, goes to visit.
    With the Orphaner off planet, all hell is breaking loose with Feferi and his friends back home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,959
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    One day, the whole world is going to acknowledge you as that one guy who finally made contact with aliens, but if you had known that getting drunk was going to lead up to abduction, potential anal probing, and becoming the worst cult sacrifice this side of the galaxy, you probably would have just stayed at home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,019
    Chapters:
    4/13
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    928
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    Better stick games with your dog, through physics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    59

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