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    The Doctor wasn't even aware that the Alternian Troll existed any longer until he runs into Karkat Vantas, left alone in a lab on a meteor with only the dead for company. Knowing how hard it is to be the last one of your kind, the Doctor takes the boy with him.

    Taken out of the game's playing field changes everything. Dream bubbles are still a thing but everything else... Thank God he's in the same reality as the Kids! But if someone is taken out of a doomed timeline, are they still doomed?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,499
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    952
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    Nepeta is having a tough time, Roxy steps in to help her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    46
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    Another kink meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=44856100#cmt44856100

    Eridan is a breeder- this is after he destroyed the Matriorb and all the dead trolls were brought back Because Reasons. Anyway he goes into heat and the other trolls, especially Kanaya are like "yay our species can live on" and they really don't care that Eridan is so off his head on pheromones he can't tell up from down and the rest of the trolls are fine with using him as a breeder.

    Then the humans find out, get angry and abduct Eridan, which results in a lot of fighting going down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,337
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1794
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    101,559
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    168
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    5202
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    Having too much free time Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week: Equius admires Schwarzenegger in Terminator

    Previous movies:
    Con Air
    Ghost Rider
    Harry Potter
    The Shining
    The Room
    Tangled
    Jackass

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88,762
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    188
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2754
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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    It all starts when John finally works up the courage to kiss his compsci tutor. And of course, it goes way beyond that, gaining momentum until it sweeps all four of them up. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

    --

    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

    Series
    • Part 1 of 2x2
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,584
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    277
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    6064
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    CG: …
    CG: WELL?
    TT: This is certainly something.
    CG: OH GOD. DON’T SUGARCOAT IT, ROSE, IT WON’T MAKE IT TASTE ANY BETTER GOING DOWN.
    TT: As my dear ectoslime brother would say: calm your tits, Karkat.
    TT: It’s very interesting in a way I’m having trouble putting into words.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,789
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    2259
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    Equius and Terezi begin chatting and quickly discover that they really don't like each other.

    A crackship chronicle

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    118
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    This is another universe the game SBURB has taken hold of. Enter the Dev Session. Based on RP session with my friends. Also my first fanfic. Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,323
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    38
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    In which Jade Harley approaches Dirk Strider with a proposal for a secret mecha construction project, because giant robots are awesome, good science and engineering partners are hard to find, and they need to do SOMETHING with their lives after the game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,254
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    678
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    Alternatively: how Eridan followed exactly none of the advice given to him

    (prompt for kinkmeme)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,591
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    54
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    Jade and Dave simply chat about things, and things go downhill.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    622
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    68
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    1. "Byrd," Kanaya says with even more careful enunciation than usual, and that's how you know she's kind of drunk. "I do not wish to impugn on your transcendental broship with John."
    --
    2. GG: hi byrd can i talk to you???
    GG: its not super urgent yet but ahhhh, i really need to talk to you!!!
    GG: byrd featherbutt strider!
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    3. Terezi has a problem with Dave's shower. A very grave problem. Dave chivalrously undertakes to fix it.
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    Collection of ficlets that might turn out to be canon for the main fic and deliberately branching-off plotlines.
    Will not make sense without having read Crash Standing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,153
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1616
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    A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the first of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was sixteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

    > Enter name.

    LEONARD L. CHURCH

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,247
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    188
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    Nepeta tries to confess her feelings to Karkat, but it doesn't go too well and she makes a nice save.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    262
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    278
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    Nepeta convinces Kanaya to roleplay as Karkat and John in the hopes of meddling in their relationship and pushing it into red territory.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    > Jane: Conspire to woo Roxy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    145
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,707
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    170
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    A Derse family AU where Roxy Lalonde is Dirk Strider's older sister and due to shenanigans in the '90s, they're attempting to raise both Rose and Dave as Lalondes.

    It works out about as well as you'd expect.

    Act 1: shit lets be parents
    Act 2: middle school blows
    Act 3: (mostly) teenage shenanigans

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    113,016
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    4353
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    In which two teenaged goddesses hide red feelings beneath black actions worthy of an Egbert. Contains at least one explosion, several heart-to-heart conversations, multiple typos, two hacks, and a prank war inadvertently started by an omnipotent god-dog.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    131

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