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    Sollux can't sleep.
    Eridan can't sleep because Sollux is waking him up with the dumbest stuff and maybe also relevant questions as to where the fuck he is.
    (Sollux can't admit to missing Eridan.)

     

    (No Game AU where Eridan joined the Alternian fleet. Slow build.)

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    Your name is NICO DI ANGELO and you are PISSED AT LEO VALDEZ.

    Why? The absolute idiot can't seem to take one fucking moment to THINK ABOUT HIS ACTIONS, and this trait of his is going to result in WIDESPREAD DEATH.

    The fucker.

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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. He could remember the fifth, sixth, and parts of the seventh with more clarity than he could remember last week, but the first four years were all but lost to the unending stream of time. 

    A dead Queen. A missing King. The forces of Prospit and Derse are at war on two fronts--with each other, and with the deadly, enigmatic forces of the Furthest Ring from the north. Naturally, a whole bunch of teenagers are responsible for fixing everything.

    [[Steampunk-esque, pseudo-modern kingdom AU. Essentially modern fantasy, with tropes of medieval fantasy.]]

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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

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    Akaashi takes care of some business.
    [Meanwhile - humans and trolls find themselves working together towards a common goal.]

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    TG: ((the place is lousy with robots))
    TG: ((a lot of them are rusted and havent had maintenance in however many sweeps since the owner died or was conscripted whatever and the programming gets glitchy as fuck))
    TG: ((could be doing anything i get attacked and strifed to within an inch of my life with very real blades that would kill me very real dead if i miss my swing and then suddenly the robot will whirr off and im left in a puddle of my sweat on the floor wondering what the fuck))
    CG: SHIT, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS NERVE-WRACKING.
    TG: ((and then the pizza drone will get a bad address and randomly drop me five of my favorite on the house))
    CG: ... HUH.

    --
    For this kink meme prompt:
    So, seadweller!Bro sees lowblood!Dave and it's pity at first sight. Maybe he's using weird seadweller rituals or maybe he's just being his strange self to court Dave. Unfortunately, Dave has no idea why this finface is constantly in his business. Show me how they become moirails, please. ♦

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    After Feferi gets impaled, she uses her last few minutes to speak to someone special.

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    John has a little something to say to Dave after Rose reveals his biggest secret.

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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens trying to make the best of a tough situation. After living their entire lives in the foster system, eventually a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in. The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newest siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds).

    Roxy is desperate to make it work and Dirk just wants control of his own space.

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    20 years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays.

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    18/?
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    Dave and Karkat have a long-overdue, late-night discussion about the upcoming final battle (and lots of other things, too).

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    Twelve friends play a game.

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    Words can go a long way, especially when you're in a relationship.

    Alt. title - words are knives that often leave scars.

    **GRAPHIC**

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    i ship it srry

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    Your name is Dave Strider and your universe is DEAD. You have to find a safe place for your nubby-horned, alien companion in the DEPTHS OF SPACE. Under normal circumstances, you would be deader than your old universe, but you're no longer a MERE HUMAN, having ascended to god tier. The troll has not, but it helps that you hitch a ride on a FANCY SPACESHIP.

    All you need to do is find your MISSING FRIENDS and you are golden.

    >>AU after the scratch.

    USS Enterprise [UE] began texting turntechGodhead [TG] at ???
    UE: Hello. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration.
    UE: My communications officer picked up an odd signal from this location. Can we offer any assistance?
    --Now with FANART--

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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

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    27/?
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