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    Magic isn't real. Every troll knows this. You can't say funny words and make things happen. Draw funny symbols in blood and change the nature of the canvas. Just stories lusii tell their charges so that reality doesn't seem so unrelentingly harsh.

    Because, if magic was real, if there was an entire caste that could use it, wouldn't history have gone down differently?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,893
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    161
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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

    Series
    • Part 1 of 0k
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99,554
    Chapters:
    197/200
    Comments:
    512
    Kudos:
    585
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    10596
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    One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types in all white like a jackass, and then the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

    (An unholy chimera of a Humanstuck-Highschool-Superpowers AU)

    DaveKat centric.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,042
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    454
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    Turnabout is fair play!
    (Jade seeks to right a long unresolved atrocity).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,057
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    58
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    21
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    dirk and jake decide to be friends again after the game

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,818
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    323
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    This is it, you're going to die. Throat slashed in an alley behind a seedy goth club. It's gritty, it's gross, and it's extremely unfair.

    This is not how Kanaya Maryam dies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,882
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    241
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    a compilation of pesterlogs between players, pre and post game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    230
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    13
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    Dave was wandering the meteor when he found a secret basement and he decides to show his best friend, Karkat.

    Shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,549
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Dave's internet famous and karkat just found out

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    809
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    216
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    Kanaya Maryam meets a violinist and falls for her instantly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,432
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    370
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    Every 100 sweeps Condesce leaks a sex video and Sollux and Equius are lucky enough to watch one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,981
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    202
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    After the death of her mother, the newfound hate of her brother and recovering from being a heavy alcoholic, Rose Lalonde feels completely alone. Until she meets Kanaya.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,958
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    121
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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,459
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    539
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    Summary

    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,631
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1583
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    Two idiots poke at recovery with a stick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,169
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    844
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    In all fifteen years Dave has spent on this planet, it seemed nothing important ever changed, and he sat and watched and did what he always did.

    Then he makes an unexpected discovery and staying in his designated place is the least thing he wants.

    - - -

    Dave felt giddy from laughter that wasn't his own, and it was with a reluctant redundancy that he asked the question after the door to his room had closed behind him.

    “So, what do you want to do now?”

    John, already sitting on the edge of Dave's bed, scrunched up his eyebrows and tapped his finger to his lips as if he had to think up an eloquent response.

    “You.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,986
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2890
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    TG: lmao wait are you looking for bugs to eat under the counters dude

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,044
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    230
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    391,488
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    1096
    Kudos:
    748
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    19562
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    Summary

    TT: hey kk i know we havent talked much recently but i have something i want to get off my chest

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    637
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    281

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