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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

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    English
    Words:
    60,775
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    288
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1937
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    Dave Strider's father, a prominent detective, is tasked with infiltrating the Midnight Crew. Dave, worried about his father's safety, decides to do a little undercover work of his own and tries to befriend the boss's son, Karkat Vantas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,352
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2072
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    257,452
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    875
    Kudos:
    601
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    14655
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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,372
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    521
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    "Unfortunately, coffee cannot heal a broken heart anymore than vodka or outdated pesterlogs can."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    70
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    Your name is WILL SOLACE, and there are THREE THINGS YOU KNOW.

    1. Being a doctor is hard.
    2. Moirails are difficult.
    3. Flush crushes are hell.

    Anything else isn’t certainly true, but those three things are indisputably so.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    275
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    Dave and Karkat are intergalactic pen pals, originally paired together for an extra credit school outreach project. Now, three years of correspondence later, they're best friends... and Karkat is finally coming to Earth as an exchange student.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,505
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    612
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    4826
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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

    Series
    • Part 1 of 0k
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,550
    Chapters:
    150/?
    Comments:
    278
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    6531
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    Today, the 13 of april, is this young boys birthday. But it feels like something will go terribly wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,116
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    73
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    Sollux can't sleep.
    Eridan can't sleep because Sollux is waking him up with the dumbest stuff and maybe also relevant questions as to where the fuck he is and what the fuck he is doing.
    (Sollux can't admit to missing Eridan.)

     With friends and shipmates weighing in, and a secret hidden between the message logs, how will this turn out?

    (No Game AU where Eridan joined the Alternian fleet. Slow build.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,676
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1356
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    TG: cockxygen more like i inhale dick as good as i inhale air
    GT: Why are you like this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    72
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    Part of my trade with paintsplatteredponies after they drew me this lovely Xenomorph Queen.

    They requested 'Jane-Gamzee snuggle time? Just, a peaceful afternoon sorta thing?'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,245
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    101
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    Dave can't sleep.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,547
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1930
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    When your family is spread out across the country and includes all your friends, you have to make the most of the time you spend together.

    It's not just the Strider-Lalonde clan anymore. The family is extending in all kinds of ways, and friends are always welcome.

    Family events are definitely more fun that way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,549
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1519
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    Dave is actually really expressive.

    You don’t know how you didn’t notice earlier. You watched him and the other human kids on the viewports all the time, so you don’t understand why you're only just starting to decipher his body language. For all that he tries to keep a bland, disinterested look on his face at all times, you can read him like an open paper-based fiction brick. It's strange how no one else seems to be able to.

    (You used to be able to read Gamzee like that, be able to tell if he was going to be sweet and gentle and when he was going to fly into a rage. You used to hate the anticipation. Now you can't tell at all, and it's worse.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,200
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    747
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    Los reinos de Prospit y Derse habían sido bendecidos con dos pares de mellizos. Un varón y una dama para cada reino.
    A pesar de que esto abría la posibilidad de dos matrimonios concertados que cerrarían finalmente las brechas entre ambos reinos, los dirigentes no estaban interesados, pues habían persistirían los diversos prejuicios contra el reino vecino.
    Que si los Dersitanos hacían magia negra y se ponían en contacto con entidades del vacío, que si los Prospitanos eran unos paletos más bastos que un arao…
    Algunos tenían un poquito de verdad, para ser justos.

    O la historia de cuatro herederos que se ven envueltos en un lío por motivos del corazón
    (And if you're interested in an English version, hit me up with a comment!)

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    4,967
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    48
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    One day, the whole world is going to acknowledge you as that one guy who finally made contact with aliens, but if you had known that getting drunk was going to lead up to abduction, potential anal probing, and becoming the worst cult sacrifice this side of the galaxy, you probably would have just stayed at home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,761
    Chapters:
    5/13
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1214
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    When Jake receives a handful of messages from Dirk at an odd time, he doesn't think much of it. But when the conversation ends abruptly and is followed by complete radio silence from both Dirk and the Auto Responder for days on end, he begins to worry.

    He later discovers that his worry was well-founded.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,554
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    148
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,345
    Chapters:
    33/34
    Comments:
    907
    Kudos:
    1168
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    14643

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