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    A collection of dumb crossover oneshots/minifics.
    Most of these will definitely be Dave/Homura. I'm pretty sure all of these will be Dave/Homura
    Themes will vary, and tags will update!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    544
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    113
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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,728
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    394
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    When Terezi Pyrope, one of the demigods mortals call the Exalted, discovers that her old enemy Vriska Serket is alive and returning to Chiaroscuro, their resurgent conflict quickly draws in many of the active Exalted in the area.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,899
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    25
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,331
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    925
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week.................... My Little Pony.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    185,217
    Chapters:
    16/25
    Comments:
    470
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    8916
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    Dave knows he's a Strider, Rose is off in college, Dirk's moved clear across the country, and Roxy is struggling to cope with all the changes.

    It's business as usual, then.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,302
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1236
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    What it says on the can - a collection of shorter fills for HSWC 2014.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,353
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    271
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    When Karkat and Damara are moirails, fluffly shenanigans are bound to happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,634
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    566
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    YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THE SYSTEM.
    LET’S BECOME BROS JUST TO SPITE THEM. WE CAN BE THE BESTEST OF BROS, WHO BRO HUG BUMP AS A FORM OF GREETING.
    LET’S DO THIS, MAN.
    LET’S *MAKE IT HAPEN*.

    ﴿♠♥♣♦﴾

    Each person on Earth is a single piece of coloured thread. Threads intertwine in a rainbow dance, displaying how claustrophobic the world really is - if you're looking.

    Karkat Vantas attends a school that caters to his disabilities. He's too afraid of interacting with others, online and face-to-face. However, after his pen pal's brother overcomplicates the delivery of a gift, it sets off a chain reaction that shows Karkat that the world isn't all that big and scary after all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,279
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    117
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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

    --

    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

    --

    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

    Series
    • Part 1 of 2x2
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,020
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    427
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    9507
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    What if the beta kids had another friend? Someone who wasn't a player like them? Someone who knew what was going to happen? Someone who knew they couldn't be a part of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    782
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    98
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    CG: JOHN, YOU NOOKSUCKING PUSTULE ON THE HARRY ASSHOLE OF SOCIETY.
    CG: WE HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER IN THREE YEARS AND THIS IS THE GREETING I GET.
    CG: WELL FUCK YOU, YOU GRUB.
    CG: I CAN’T BELIEVE I THOUGHT
    CG: YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,217
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    207
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    Jade notices that everyone's drifted apart too much since the game's ended and everyone's been dumped in this new world where trolls and humans coexist in relative harmony. She decides that the best way to solve that is to go on a massive camping trip! Of course, Karkat ends up being the sucker to organize it all, but finally everything is ready.
    A thirty-two person camping trip featuring every troll and human player from Homestuck.
    This can only end well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,508
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    305
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    Popular amongst humans and trolls alike, the show Guardians of Earth is being translated into Alternian. Dirk and Karkat strongly disagree about how their favorite ship (Dad/Alpha Dave) will be interpreted in the official dub.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,976
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    169
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    All my written fills for the seventh bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These fills were written as remixes of other people's fills for previous rounds of HSWC. Links to the original inspirations will be included in chapter notes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,408
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    494
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    Traducción autorizada de "Who's Asking" de sunflowerwonder http://archiveofourown.org/works/874706

    TG: digamos que te dare el placer
    TG: y vamos a pretender que toda esta basura teatralmente arrojada de tu inarticulada boca como las cataratas del niagara de pura mierda es realmente de fiar
    TG: que diablos quieres de mi

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    2,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    32
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    You think you know him. After all, not many people wear such stupid shades in public. Ben Stiller? Lame.

    (for the anon who dropped this in my box: waiting in the airport and flight gets delayed "How hey, I think I've seen you in one of my classes at uni?" Au)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,686
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    365
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    He’s kneeling down between your legs, and the amount of undivided attention being focused on you at this very second makes you want to fidget, makes you want to say ‘relax, bro,’ anything to break the tension. You hold your breath and don’t say a word.

    These are my overtly sexual fills for the 2014 Homestuck Shipping World Cup. My G-T pieces for the bonus rounds are in their own posts, but all my bonus round fills that get too explicit for those stories are going to be posted here. Again, relevant warnings will be posted at the beginning of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,439
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1273
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    Another meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45065508#cmt45065508

    "Nepeta and Equius are discussing romantic entanglements and somehow it gets to who Equius finds acceptable for a matesprit for Nepeta. Of course the only type of person he would find acceptable for his dear moirail is for someone of a common hue of his own or higher, and, well, not many of the options are all that attractive to him.

    Except Horuss.

    Nepeta finds this outrageous and fights with Equius for a bit before she's willing to give him a chance.

    Horuss is still a bit off since his break up with Rufioh but is willing to give it a shot.

    Nepeta is the rogue of heart and steals his heart and she ends up liking him a whole lot more than she expected."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,942
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    996
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    The problem with online dating, Jade finds, is that her girlfriend is a boring party pooper who doesn't want to visit or travel with her anywhere.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    171

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