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    Dave Strider's afternoon was supposed to be relaxing, doing the things he liked to do; finding camera footage that dislodged how "safe" his apartment was wasn't on his agenda.

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    Karkat Vantas wakes up with a horrid headache and realizes that he's not human. Or at least... he used to? Might? The few things he remembers clearly is a face of a boy, and the culture of Alternia, and now these short, colorful little nubs are sprouting from his head.

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    Kanaya moves to Earth and meets her human pen-pal, interspecies make out sessions suddenly don't seem that bad of an idea.

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    3/?
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    One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and then the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

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    10/?
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    49
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    Magic isn't real. Every troll knows this. You can't say funny words and make things happen. Draw funny symbols in blood and change the nature of the canvas. Just stories lusii tell their charges so that reality doesn't seem so unrelentingly harsh.

    Because, if magic was real, if there was an entire caste that could use it, wouldn't history have gone down differently?

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    9/?
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    45
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    6
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    Two idiots poke at recovery with a stick.

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    A Dersite Guard tells of the events that lead to the end of the Skaian War, of how Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido eventually bring the Royalty to their knees, and of his own involvement in a conspiracy spanning all of paradox space.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    4
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    jade, dave and karkat figure out how to be in a relationship while being three supremely fucked up people

    note: the rape/underage stuff does not occur in the events of the story, but happened to a central character before the story started and he has flashbacks. chapters that deal heavily with these themes will have warnings in the chapter notes

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    68
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    8
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    812
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    committed loving couple seeks thrill seeking single for rad fun timez, of the booty shaking body rocking variety.

    required: gsoh, non-smoker, open mind. rad four-wheel device skills desirable but not required.

    cool shades provided if you don't bring your own.

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    1/2
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    4
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    1
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    Your name is JAKE EGBERT and today is the day you meet a fellow movie enthusiast over Pesterchum.

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    2/2
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    Anon asks: "Karkat is in heat and doesn't know how to handle it"

    Here you go!

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    2/3
    Comments:
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    A collection of drabbles and requests from my tumblr. Some are shippy, some are just strilondes memeing at each other.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
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    26
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    Three years is a long time, especially to be stuck on a meteor soaring through space and time. Granted, the people are nice, and there is a lot of exploration to do, but you can only do that for so long. What really is the pinnacle of entertainment for the survivors of the SBURB and SGRUB games is dream bubble visiting. Once in a while, the meteor passes through a cluster of a collection of the travelers' memories.

    Two of the most frequent dream hoppers are Dave Strider and Jade Harley, who have made a habit of going on daily adventures and romantic dates in the vastness of the dream world. We all have secrets that we wish for no one to ever see though, and that is true for them too. But both visiting paradises and risking revealing your deepest hidden secrets is part of the thrill, isn't it?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    1
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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
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    Getting fucked is scary.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Dave Strider is almost 18 years old. His hobbies include avoiding Bro and eating at Waffle House.

    It just so happens that it is at this certain Waffle House where he meets a certain ornery waiter who is certain to change his life.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Rose Lalonde never canonically got the chance to deal with the effects of her mother's neglect.

    I think she should get that chance.

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    New Years (pt. 1) -- You don't think you'll ever understand why David feels such the intense need to cook and bake something so very extravagant for dinner every year on December 31st.

    Valentine's Day -- GT: So what do you say right ol pal? Mind flying me to the moon?

    St. Patrick's Day -- This much green might be a little much. You will definitely have to talk to David about this. He has a holiday problem, you think.

    Easter -- "L-O-L, Dirky, that has nothin' to do with what we're talking about."

    Father's Day -- Maybe you have yet to completely learn the lesson of letting go after an appropriate amount of time.

    Independence Day/Fourth of July -- Yet to be finished.

    Halloween -- Yet to be finished.

    Thanksgiving -- Yet to be finished.

    Christmas -- Yet to be finished.

    Birthday -- Yet to be finished.

    New Years (pt. 2) -- Yet to be finished.

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    Comments:
    11
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    42
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    1
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    399
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    pesterlog code reference

    will update as i learn more

    Language:
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    470
    Chapters:
    3/4
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    6
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    2
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    The Gang Star in a Fresh New Comedy: In-Game Minecraft Shenanigans!

    ((For HSWriter's Prompt!)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    33
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    48
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    5
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    480
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    dirk gives jake a massage

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    48
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    2
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