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    Perry has applied for some vacation time to spend with his boyfriend! However, when he finds out Heinz has kidnapped Major Monogram more than just their vacation may be over.

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    8/?
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    35
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    22
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    1
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    He knew it was a breach in protocol to go digging through the other agents information, but for once in his life--okay, maybe twice--Perry decided to go against protocol. He had to find out about Agent D-O-G. There was no way a dog with no nemesis could be accepted into the O.W.C.A

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    1/1
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    4
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    The agent looks as tired as Heinz feels, so he eats his sundae for a little bit in silence, letting the agent rest. Eventually though, his curiosity gets the better of him.

    “So,” Heinz begins. “About those poisonous ankle barbs–”

    Perry immediately cuts him off by growling at him, but otherwise doesn’t move.

    “Oh, come on!” Heinz throws his hands in the air. “I just found out that you have poisonous ankle barbs that I never knew about, after years of knowing you, and you expect me to, to–” he flounders, gesturing wildly with his spoon, “just, what? Just forget it?”

    Perry grumbles and covers his closed eyes with his paws.

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    After finally dealing with McCracken at the Danville Botanical Gardens, Perry decides that he's completely done and takes Doofenshmirtz to the Garden's café. Perry the Platypus has worked very hard today, and he deserves a milkshake.

    Heinz feels like he deserves an explanation.

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    1,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    7
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    He had been gone for sixteen years. Sixteen years and Phineas had forgotten his face, his name, why he left. But the night he turned sixteen, his mom got a call. His dad, Rick, was coming back.

    Now, Phineas is drowing. He's drowning in his head, in his loneliness, in his hatred. He takes it out on himself, in his inventions. While his father tries to get closer, Phineas pushes him away.

    Ferb is trying to fix his broken brother, trying to repair his shattered soul, while in the meantime, tailoring an unbreaking relationship between them.

    But their family is falling apart, Lawrence and Rick are fighting every night, his mom caught in between, and Phineas finds himself standing on a bridge between heaven and hell, ready to jump.

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    English
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    20,879
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    459
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    Perry is on a training mission in Drusselstein and meets a boy who he just has to see again.

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    English
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    921
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    13
    Hits:
    56
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    An unrelated collection of my unfinished/incomplete Phineas and Ferb stories. Some will be deleted/extra scenes from past stories and others will be abandoned ideas plus ideas I may come back to at some point. Had a lot of these lying around and thought I would share. Various pairings/universes/episodes, etc.

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    English
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    3,654
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    96
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    Isabella and Phineas, fresh off recent break-ups, are trapped together in Antarctica as Ferb tries to get them home. As they cling together for warmth, will they realize what they feel about each other? Meanwhile, Heinz takes on a solo mission against the evil Doctor Mettleshmirtz, who is attempting to destroy all sources of relief from the heat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,599
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    96
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    Things take a turn for the better when Perry goes to thwart Heinz's Valentines Day Scheme a little earlier than usual...

    Language:
    English
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    1,239
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    188
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    Sometimes Perry isn't as fearless as everyone thinks.

    Or, Perry the Platypus gets a hug.

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    English
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    951
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    62
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    Doofenshmirtz is transformed into a stunningly handsome platypus and Perry can't resist taking him home. Written for a disney_kink prompt.

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    English
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    4,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    108
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    A collection of Phineas x Ferb oneshots I write inbetween chapters of my other story. They can range from fluff to angst, horror to fantasy, and contain a lot of weird stuff. (Be warned the first one has mpreg)

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    English
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    957
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    It's time for the 100th Annual Hunger Games! For this Quarter Quell, the Capital has somehow brought in characters from many different universes!

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    English
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    14,008
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    651
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    A collection of writing about things that happen in the lives of these people.

    (This is loosely based off of Grayce Adam's pnf au, you can find them on tumblr @pandashrine.)

    I'm making this a story you guys. I mean, sorta, it's more like a ton of rambles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    907
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    Character vignettes for a dark AU I'm officially giving up on writing. Phineas and Ferb, over time, have learned that they can do whatever they want with no consequences. Now, age 20, they have taken over the Tri-State Area and rule it with a brightly-colored, fun-filled iron fist.

    When you've made the world your plaything, what do you do when some of your toys fight back?

    Language:
    English
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    1,490
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
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    210
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    If there was one thing Heinz Doofenshmirtz was familiar with, it was pain.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    151
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    "Maple drive holds an annual holiday lights competition. Dr D and the boys take it very seriously. The only reason the boys' entry didn't go up last night is because it was a school night."

    "We decided on an Australian Christmas theme, in honor of your moving to Danville! Do you like it?" Phineas asked eagerly.

    Perry held up his thumb and smiled. Looking over the plans again, he pointed at them, then at himself.

    "You want to help us? That'd be awesome!" Phineas gushed, jumping up and hugging Perry, Ferb following shortly. Perry grinned.

    'We'll win this year for certain. Nobody out-Christmas-es Perry the Platypus.'

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    English
    Words:
    1,920
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    294
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    Inspired by the song And We Run, Vanessa is taking her and Ferb's break up very hard. Phineas tries to help her, but it's all too much for her.

    I will change the tags and warnings as necessary, since I'm doing this little by little.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,171
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    43
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    Now that Perry and Dr. D have been dating for a little while the two have collectively decided to take the next step. V smutty without(much) apologies. End of chapter notes are key to read!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,700
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    793
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz has a very private pleasure. Of course, when your nemesis has a habit of crashing through walls unannounced, privacy is something of an illusion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,561
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    117
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    Past events cause Heinz to worry after inviting Perry over for Thanksgiving dinner. Fluff happens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,627
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    380

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