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    Perry's phone rang, and he glanced at it, frowning a bit as he noticed the caller was Candace. He was near the entrance, so he stepped outside, even as he accepted the call.

    His kids never called him, for obvious reasons, and Candace rarely even texted him. So for her to forget and call…

    There was sobbing on the other end of the phone. His world narrowed down, and he didn’t even notice as the mug slipped in his hand, spilling tea on his shoes and the sidewalk below.

    He churred loudly, letting her know that he was there and listening.

    “Uncle Perry! We need help!” His heart clenched with fear. “I tried mom and dad, but I couldn’t get through. You’ve got to get over here right now… something’s happened to Heinz!”

    Perry’s heart almost stopped all together. The mug shattered on the pavement, but he didn’t even notice, as he was already sprinting for his car.

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    During his time of being life long nemeses with Heinz Doofenshmirtz Agent Platypus has begun to grow affection for the man. However, when Dr. Doofenshmirtz "falls in love" with an evil lady are Perry's repressed feelings going to remain that way forever? The first few chapters take place before during and after the episode "Chez Platypus" I hope you all enjoy!!

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    just another day at doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

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    When Heinz tries to turn Perry the Platypus into a human to defeat him more easily, things don't go entirely according to plan. Which is typical of Heinz's plans, of course.

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    “Are you even listening to me?! Ugh, this is why I invented this! The Other-Dimension-inizor! I'll find another Danville where my true evil genius will be appreciated!” Rodney yelled, holding up his remote. Heinz's eyes widened in alarm, and Perry reached down to quickly cut himself free.

    “You're too late!” Rodney cackled, hitting the button.

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    “Ah, Agent P! How nice of you to drop in! I take it you're here to find your fellow agent, hm? Well, I'll let you have him!” Rodney hit a button on his remote control, and a metal door slowly slid up behind Perry. He shivered as a deep growl echoed through the space, and he turned to see Heinz's blue eyes glowing eerily in the low light.

    “My new nemesis, as you can see, isn't feeling himself anymore... thanks to my Regress-inizor! One blast takes any highly trained OWCA agent and turns them back into a mindless animal!” Perry shivered as Heinz growled again at Rodney's cackling. Even as Perry listened, his eyes never left the ocelot, who had finally emerged from the cell and was now moving towards Perry.

    “I can't stand the sight of blood, however, so I'll just leave you two to it!” Rodney declared before flouncing off.

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    Perry nervously rubbed his hands together as he surveyed the room before him. The sheets were dryer fresh, the furniture freshly dusted and the rugs newly vacuumed. Everything was ready and as prepped as it could be, and still, he remained both elated and totally freaked out.

    Why? Because tomorrow would mark the first day of his best friend slash major love interest living with him. For an entire week.

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    9/9
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    6
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    Dimension CDB is my long time multiverse series. This is a collection of theme drabbles featuring many of the characters who get a role in the comic at random times in their lives in this new conglomerated world. (Slow updates)

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    It's after the gang's final year of college. Linda, being the ever present get together planner, holds a garden party for them. Phineas and Ferb have built a large rose to celebrate the occasion, and the gang reunites for another big project. (Phinabella, Ferbnessa, Canderemy, and any other couples that I remember)

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    The gang must find an alternative way to wipe the brains of those who can't know about Agent P.

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    Everything changes when an inator hits the kids' invention. When nobody is themselves, who can save the day?

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    1/?
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    Perry looked thoughtful. ‘Weapons could be a good idea,’ he mused, missing Heinz’s point entirely.

    Heinz snorted. ‘Is this a date or did you get a new nemesis without telling me?’ Heinz asked jokingly.

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    I thought that @psychgrimmlover's Fic "Remebering" deserved an ending.

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    'Where's Perry?' Heinz signed impatiently, and Carl jumped forward.

    “We’ve been trying to get a hold of Agent P, but he’s not answering his communicator. We haven't heard from him at all in the last thirty-six hours... Heinz!” he heard Carl yell after him as he practically flew out of the room.

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    Just a collection of stories, showing Heinz and the other members of the family he's always wanted.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    Yup, just another day in Danville when everyone gets interested in fanfiction. Hey, who would win in a fight, Darth Vader or Shiva?

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    Perry knew his duty as an agent was of utter importance, just as everyone in OWCA did. His duty as a pet, though, was something only other agents with owners understood. Such duty dictated that, no matter who it was, Perry had no patience for those trying to mess with his family.

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    Doofenshmirtz is bad at catching his mistakes while making -inators and Perry has an angst filled life

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    2
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    46
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    7
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    Yes, Miggs Ortega works in an indie coffee shop in Seattle. Laugh now and get it over with.

    His nametag doesn't have his name anymore, just five words.

    Single? Yes.
    Interested? Fuck no.

    At least, not until the man of his dreams walks in. He hates when Heinz is right.

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    31
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    It seemed that Perry was always cited in the articles in the protests he’d received citations for, so he typed in ‘Perry Platypus’ in the Australian media site to see what other protests the man had gotten up to that he hadn’t been given warnings for…

    Oh. Heinz’s eyes widened at the search results. Oh fuck.

    *****

    aka, Perry and Heinz learn each other's deepest secrets.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    48
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    4
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