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    “I know what you are.”

    Perry did his best to remain stoic. To remain calm. To hold to his training, and keep an utterly vacant outwards appearance. To not show how much those words affected him.

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    Heinz blinked, looking up from his food. The front door shut, and before Heinz could move the sound of a very familiar tread walked into the kitchen and halted abruptly.

    Heinz’s ears flattened and he cringed, turning slowly to meet Doctor B’s stunned expression.

    ‘Agent O?!’

    *****

    aka, Operation 'Shit Hitting the Fan' officially starts now.

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    Perry compares Heinz to another, more evil scientist he knows. Takes place after the episode Brain Drain.

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    10
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    One day a year, the forces of evil and good stayed away from each other's throats.

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    It was a mid-September when Stage One of Operation “Shit Hitting the Fan” began.

    Heinz must’ve missed one hell of cosmic memo, because he had thought, over the last eleven months, that the universe was done fucking with him.

    Apparently, it had just been lying in wait, plotting against him.

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    Heinz just wanted to get in, get it over with, then hurry back home to watch his favorite soap opera – the Flynn-Fletchers were out for the day, and the station was having a marathon.

    *****

    aka, How Two Oblivious Boys FAIL at Taking HINTS from the Universe.

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    Иногда Хайнц сомневался, что ему когда-либо суждено было стать отцом.

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    “Welcome to LOVEMUFFIN’s Annual Pageant of Evil!” the MC announced, his microphone free hand held out in a wave to the audience’s applause. “These three contestants will compete for the chance to become your new supreme leader!"

    And Heinz, Newton and Peter have the front row seats.

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    It had been just over three months of familial bliss, and now that it was mid-April, the boys could take their inventing back out into the backyard. Heinz was currently stretched out in the most perfect patch of sunlit grass when his wrist communicator beeped. He peeked over at the boys where they were hovered over their newest set of blueprints, then slowly rolled over and snuck towards the house.

    A short ride and grappling hook later, Heinz dangled from the ceiling with a steel manacle around his ankle. Doctor B, impeccably dressed as always in black slacks and open-collared black button-down, white lab coat gleaming, grinned at him, and all was still right in the world.

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    A re-write of the end of Beowulf starring Phineas and Ferb characters. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

    Unlike the original, no major character death.

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    2
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    While adoption by a host family helped numerous new agents balance their work and personal lives, it hadn’t been required back in his day.

    Heinz didn’t need this adoption malarkey to make him a top agent.

    That also didn’t mean that it didn’t hurt every time he was passed over.

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    Thirty years have passed. A new threat has come to the Tri-state Area, and a mostly retired Heinz must now re-don his Hat to face down a new nemesis - the evil Doctor Platypus.

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    18
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    In the wake of a tragic accident, Phineas must play God to restore the shattered body of his beloved brother and best friend. While Ferb struggles with the conflict of his emotions and the reality of his gruesome fate, Phineas pretends all is right with the world and faults friends and family for being mortified by what he's done. When things go too far, the boys must fall back on the unlikely support of an elderly scientist and their own pet as their friends and sister try to put a stop to what's been done. How far will Phineas go to keep things "status quo"? And how much of this insanity can Ferb take?

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    13/?
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    11
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    Heinz managed to resist contacting Perry for fourteen hours and nine minutes. Not that he actually kept track or anything, but he figured if Perry had walked away less than a minute after Heinz had texted him back so they had each other’s numbers, the math was simple enough to figure out.

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    15
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    41
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    3
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    228
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    Carl awakes to the sound of people talking in the hallway. Much to his surprise, he sees Heinz and Perry sneaking out, stealing an agency car. However, when he follows them, he discovered with horror that the two are going on a wild crime spree. He takes it upon himself to stop them before things get bad.

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    Perry thought he was doing a pretty good job of balancing his place at the agency as their top spy and his place at Heinz's side as his pretend-partner, but little does he know that this next party will cause all of his careful planning to fall apart.

    This story can stand on its own, but if you want to read what happened before this, go to Part 1 "For a Friend".

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    His dreams have finally come true. Heinz had finally been classified as a threat by the OWCA, earning him his first invitation to the Agency Auction. Here he would chose his very own nemesis to fight against for the next year. However, he doesn't realize that he himself has already been chosen.

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    2/2
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    35
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    7
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    Well, it's finally happened. Heinz has given up his evil ways to take a job teaching science to high school kids. He's very excited to enlighten these young minds, but sadly, Evil has something to say about it.

    Inspired by the episode "Doof 101". Kind of like my version of it.

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    3
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    Heinz has gone quiet over the past few days and that has Perry worried. Has something happened to him?

    Inspired by the episode where Professor Mystery kidnaps Heinz. I can't remember the title.

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    6
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    Heinz receives some devastating news that even Perry can't believe. His ex-wife and brother are getting married. Panicking, he lies and says he has a date too. When confronted, he asks the biggest favor he ever has of his nemesis.

    Human!Perry for a time.
    It says Part 1 of a series, but this story stands alone by itself.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    354

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