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    Agent Panda is in town and this time it's not for fun. Perry and Peter must settle their differences on a co-op mission! Please read end notes!

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    Ferb is a smart kid. He knew he hadn't made that secret agent lair.

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    Peter wasn't expecting to make a friend during a mutual "walk of shame," but now he has a text buddy and he's getting closer to him than he ever meant to.

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    Perry the Platypus faces his most dangerous opponent yet... office gossip.

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    There's nothing better than spending a quiet evening with your nemesis.

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    There he stood. His sixteen year old brother, Roger Doofenshmirtz.
    Crying.

    Roger thinks he's weird for not being ready for sex. Heinz is there for him.

    Warning: There is mentioning of underage sex in the past and quite much swearing.

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    Roger and his friends pranked Heinz into taking service from a prostitute without paying her.
    They didn't expect the just divorced Heinz to be...Heinz?

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    You maybe never knew but Heinz and Perry made a deal. You see, both are very attracted to each other. Very much loved each other. But Perry is a platypus and Heinz a human.
    Perry wasn’t attractive to human standard and Heinz wasn’t attractive to platypus standard.

    Short: Mentioned sex, detailed foreplay (I think) and Candace can't bust her brothers.

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    An unrelated collection of my unfinished/incomplete Phineas and Ferb stories. Some will be deleted/extra scenes from past stories and others will be abandoned ideas plus ideas I may come back to at some point. Had a lot of these lying around and thought I would share. Various pairings/universes/episodes, etc.

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    9/?
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    Well, the cops haven't arrested me yet for the fic I posted, so I thought I'd put up some old art I've made of these two.

    You're welcome. ;)

    Edited to add: Oh sweet mother of Jesus! That is A LOT of porny cartoon art! WTF did I find the time to make all of those???

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    An older fic of mine that fills me with a wonderful mix of shame and desire. Hopefully it does the same for you.
    I didn't post any warnings, but ... if you know you are reading a porny story about an evil scientist and a platypus, I don't think warnings will make a difference.

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    Ever since his seventeenth birthday, things had been getting weird.

    He was sleep walking, he was getting random aches in his body, and he had a thirst that just seemed like it wouldn't go away. But most strangely, there always seems to be a shadow that's following him...watching him.

    Was it just the spirit of the fall season getting to him? Or was something else going on?

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    1/?
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    It's hard not to miss Perry the Platypus when he doesn't show up.

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    It's not safe, letting your guard down around your nemesis. At least, that’s what you were taught at the Academy.

    But Heinz, you can trust Heinz.

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    "Prom..where people make major statements..."

    Coming out would never be easy. Especially when the person you're coming out with is your step-brother.

    It had been a year since Rick had stayed in the Flynn-Fletcher house. Still famous for the story of that summer, both Phineas and Ferb are still the talk of the town and the long story of what had happened.

    However, that's the least of their worries. Senior prom is coming up, and not only do they have that to worry about, but the relationship between them is growing stronger, and no one knows about it. It's especially trouble-some when a crush of 17 years asks you to prom.

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    Carl is surprised one morning when he walks into Monogram's office and finds it a mess. Coffee is spilled, papers are strewn, and Monogram is laying in the midst of it all. Evil never rests is what Monogram is always saying, and this time, it's literally. It's up to Carl to take the exhausted Major home.

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    Within his first few days of being adopted, Perry is restless with excitement when he's interrupted by his own new owner.

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    It's not really a tourist attraction. When one visits a city and see some young couples sitting nearby, they don't consider the possibility that they could be step-siblings. They don't stop and wonder if the bully and nerd are just keeping their appearances by acting like they do, they don't think that they're actually being rather romantic behind closed doors. And they certainly don't wonder if that man holding a platypus in his arms is actually holding his nemesis-boyfriend.

    Yeah, you don't think about those things if you visit a city. But if you're going to Danville, you probably should.

    *A oneshot collection for my trio of OTPs for this show. With special appearances by Monogram, Carl, Candace, Isabella and whoever else works their way into a plot. Requests accepted!*

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    6/?
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    After Denzel Crocker learns about Phineas and Ferb and the slide they made for Trixie's bet, the mad teacher decides to kidnap the two stepbrothers because he believes they have fairies. When it's discovered that Phineas and Ferb have been abducted, their friends, Candace, Timmy and his friends, Trixie and even Perry go on a search.

    (Originally posted on FanFiction.Net at 01/06/17)

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    20/20
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    He was completely obsessed with his step-brother. He often found himself staring at his step-brother at odd moments, and never once found himself not thinking about him. Perhaps it was because without him, his life would be nothing. He would know no other kindness, no other happiness, or no other joy that was Phineas Flynn.

    Which is why Phineas being in a relationship drove him insane. He would lay awake at night and stare at the ceiling, imagining so many different ways of killing her. These thoughts would lead to sleepless nights, where he would count his teeth with his tongue and wait for the sleep that would never come.

    So, he killed those who looked like her to subdue the pent up anger and torturing rage. It was only natural after that, of course, that the best way of disposing the body was to consume the evidence.

    But nothing goes on forever, especially when you have a nosey step-brother poking around in places he shouldn't be.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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