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    Diamonds Droog gets a hot tip on rival mobsters Nefarious Bawd and Pernicious Innovator. Obviously, he has no choice but to go to their lair alone.

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    Deadeye Detective is drugged, and things aren't right.

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    6/?
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    Snooping out leads on a new case is usually pretty simple for Scout, but when he has to do it at one of the fanciest galas of the year, without letting anyone in on who he actually is? That's a little tougher.

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    A series of shorts, shipping snippets written at school.

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    16/?
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    Poor, unfortunate souls. In pain, in need.

    Peccant Scofflaw built an empire. You can't build empires without making a few hard choices, but there's no reason those choices had to be hard for him. The trick to successful management is good delegation.

    Yes, I've had the odd complaint. But on the whole, I've been a saint! To these poor, unfortunate souls.

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    Your name is Peccant Scofflaw, and you are afraid that Pernicious Innovator has finally been pushed past his limit.

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    Scout is really sick of having to choose between his job and his boyfriend.

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    Peccant Scofflaw has a nightmare that doubles as a memory, and is unsure if it was induced by the Horror Terrors, or his own trauma.

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    Pernicious Innovator has dropped off the map for a few days, and no one really thinks much of it until Deadeyes phone rings.

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    It was on a day when she lured him out from the door, into the kitchen to try to find her some food, that she realized the door was left open. The gaping maw that made her life so difficult was right there, inviting her in to see just what kept her father from her. She wanted to see for herself, face this beast head on and make sure it never tainted their lives again.

     

    What was that saying about curiosity and cats?

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    A series of Mobsterswitch shorts that don't fit anywhere else. Some AU.

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    2/?
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    When people say that Metropolis Central doesn’t sleep, it’s only a half truth. It’s true that there are no times at which this city is ever truly asleep, but there are times when it isn’t really awake, either. At the odd hours of night, when the sun is just ready to creep over the horizon but hasn’t made its way there yet, the city exists in a delirious and drowsy state. It’s then that you can get your dirtiest of businesses done.

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    You walk through the town, not to assert your dominance or get any business done, but instead to listen to the word on the streets.

    All you hear is the same things you’ve heard before, same things you can’t stop hearing ever since Scoff came around. Shit about how the Scoundrels ran circles around you and your Crew, got them all locked up. About how they took over the city in a matter of weeks. About how they killed the sleuths—even the Chosen Arbiter.

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    Doxy never hesitates to point out your flaws, but even she thinks you could go on stage with her. Wouldn’t it be wonderful, she says, the two of you singing a powerful love song up on stage with all those people watching. Think of the money—she knows what you care about—think how many people would pay to see Heinous Doxy sing with Peccant Scofflaw.

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    The man who would become Peccant Scofflaw has arrived in Metropolis Central. He is little more than a hobo, fresh out of the desert carrying only the clothes on his back and the sword on his hip. Someday, he will conquer this city. For now, he needs to figure out how to pay his rent.

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    6/?
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    Bikini Bottom AU of Mobsterswitch

    Patrick's five point body hungered for fear, he wanted every lobster and every clam to live in fear of his reign, so afraid, that their shaking would crack the shells, and the newly exposed soft insides were ripe for squishing.

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    Tami: if this was one of dirk’s japanese animes then they’d be taking advantage of their mutual lack of pants already
    Selan: whoops I think you gotta write that now
    Selan: Sepulchrutude PS/!PS, go go
    Tami: god damn it

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    Once they got to the point where Sleuth, Scoff, and Dame could be in the same room without weapons being drawn and lives being threatened, it was inevitable that it would happen eventually.

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    In which Peccant Scofflaw acquires himself a lady.

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    Scofflaw introspects.

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    10
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    2
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