16 Works in Paul Merton

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    Is it possible for a tub of lard not only to feel, but to love?

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    When Boris Johnson discovers that he is the Vampire Slayer, he turns to two vampires (with souls), who happen to also be panellists on a satirical news quiz.

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    A series of newspaper clippings.

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    People always give Ian socks.

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    Things not to do in a moving vehicle.

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    Paul's socks are bigger, it's three in the morning, and Ian is not at home with his wife.

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    Ian and Paul and vampire sex.

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    Things had changed for Paul Merton since becoming a vampire.

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    For many years, Michael Howard's vampirism was a running gag on HIGNFY. What few people realise is that the panellists had their own little secret...

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    Could a bad pun during the Missing Words Round be a secret message of love?

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    Gloves, of course, have certain uses.

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    Paul wants the angel gag. Naturally.

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    It's just work, that's all.

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    2
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    Ryan, Greg, Colin and Clive all have a seduction diary… This is pure crack!

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    It's 2005 and Michael Howard makes his first appearance on Have I Got News For You since being forced to stand down as leader of the Tory Party. Boris is hosting, Paul and Ian are anticipating fun to come and what of Anne Widdecombe's suspicions?

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    English
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