10 Works in Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies)

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    Shrek and Murdoc have an orgy, but instead of a big orgy like the last one, they decide to have a small orgy.

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    English
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    5
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    12
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    708
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    Paul Blart had jumped at the chance to work a gig like this. Or at least, he had stumbled comically at the chance to work it. Getting to travel to Translyvania with his daughter Maya had been a dream come true. Or so he'd thought before being presented with the creepy, rickety bridge he'd had to cross to get from the civilized part of the country to the significantly less civilized Castle Dracula.

    All characters, locations and scenarios were pulled out of a hat to create this story, which was written in 30 minutes or less.

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    1,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    49
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    A crossover fan-fiction taking place before the first installment of the Paul Blart: Mall Cop film saga. Paul receives a vision in a dream about a blue-eyed idol and strange events ensue.

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    1/1
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    11
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    He was a vampire.
    He was a mall cop.

    And they are in love.

    Language:
    English
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    794
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    270
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    a loev story about a girl and a dude that wrides a fuckign sugaway

    Language:
    English
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    399
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    11
    Hits:
    58
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    He took all the blame, gave her the freedom. She wishes that he didn't. Veck/Vixen.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    42
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    Guy and Tim find themselves in a sticking situation at the West Orange Pavilion Mall

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    201
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    paul blart tries to stop shalnark from stealing the merchandise but shalnark steals..his HEART

    Language:
    English
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    121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    175
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    Paul Blart has always wondered why none of his co-workers take the safety of humanity as seriously as him. One night an epiphany reaches to him from the darkest depths of his mind and it is then that he knows his true purpose. He is Lord Blart, Supreme Plarper of Bees and High Prophet of Justice.

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    English
    Words:
    1,769
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    3
    Hits:
    88
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    It hurts, but he's willing to do it. Because he wants to live.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    248

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