14 Works in Paul Blart

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    Johnny starts a drug ring in Washington D.C. Meanwhile, Jake Paul plans on merging this universe and the YouTube universe, threatening millions of lives. Highly cracky, not safe for the sane of mind.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Hits:
    37
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    A crackfic-esque one-shot exploring an electric (and incredibly cringey) romance between Drawga’s Favourite: Paul Blart Mall Cop and the Shape-Shifting Centipaur: Evelyn the Ultimate Party Animal.

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    English
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    3,075
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    184
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    Dry Bowser and Toadette go to the Super Smash Brothers Headquarters (that's actually just the infamous Smash Mansion with a different name) in Isle Delfino's city hub of Delfino Plaza from Super Mario Sunshine, to help out the not so Super Smash Bros... and get in unrelated misadventures in the progress. They will get into actual adventures, there will be lots of pointless filler, they might develop some character, and most of all, they will try and learn that they're perfect for each other! ...so long as Toadette stops being so naive and Dry Bowser learns to loosen up a bit. Can they help all the Smashers and somehow manage to survive random predicaments? Will this hopefully spark a glut of Dry Bowser fanfiction? Will Dry Bowser stop being so dryly sarcastic all the time? Will I stop asking you all these stupid questions? Does Toadette fart? An epic tale that you won't forget any time soon!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,580
    Chapters:
    74/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    4615
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    Shrek and Murdoc have an orgy, but instead of a big orgy like the last one, they decide to have a small orgy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    994
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    Kaneki just wants to have a normal day, nothing goes as planned.

    Language:
    English
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    56,358
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    6018
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    Paul Blart had jumped at the chance to work a gig like this. Or at least, he had stumbled comically at the chance to work it. Getting to travel to Translyvania with his daughter Maya had been a dream come true. Or so he'd thought before being presented with the creepy, rickety bridge he'd had to cross to get from the civilized part of the country to the significantly less civilized Castle Dracula.

    All characters, locations and scenarios were pulled out of a hat to create this story, which was written in 30 minutes or less.

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    English
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    1,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    52
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    A crossover fan-fiction taking place before the first installment of the Paul Blart: Mall Cop film saga. Paul receives a vision in a dream about a blue-eyed idol and strange events ensue.

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    English
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    1,022
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    226
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    He was a vampire.
    He was a mall cop.

    And they are in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    794
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    289
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    a loev story about a girl and a dude that wrides a fuckign sugaway

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    399
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    65
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    Guy and Tim find themselves in a sticking situation at the West Orange Pavilion Mall

    Language:
    English
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    2,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    283
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    A heart-warming tale of love, friendship, and living in an oppressive government that us as Americans actually face daily.

    Language:
    English
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    5,983
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    364
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    Ness gows on a advenjure wiff Petey Piranha 2 fynd da meeneng uf lyf. Can dey stup da evul Donald Trump, before HE becums duh pwesadunt of da wurld?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,630
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    93
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    paul blart tries to stop shalnark from stealing the merchandise but shalnark steals..his HEART

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    193
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    Paul Blart has always wondered why none of his co-workers take the safety of humanity as seriously as him. One night an epiphany reaches to him from the darkest depths of his mind and it is then that he knows his true purpose. He is Lord Blart, Supreme Plarper of Bees and High Prophet of Justice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,769
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    105

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